The story of Rose starts with being a brother

Chapter 399: Lv Ziqiao, the Grandmaster's Aspiration before Enlightenment

"Imagine that summer is coming, and the streets and bars are full of beautiful women wearing short suspenders and skirts. Some of them are in groups of three or four with their best friends, and some are alone."

In the sofa area of ​​the Lonely Corner Bar, Teacher Lu stood in front of Zhang Wei and Guan Gu Shenqi, describing in a vivid and emotional voice the scene in his imagination that was about to happen.

"In the past, when I was alone in this kind of situation, I had to first judge whether the IQ of those beauties was high based on their words and actions. Only when I judged that their IQ was not high enough, I would decisively attack. Even if those girls' IQ was not high, I would still be flexible when I attacked. If they liked to act cute and playful, then I would have to maintain this personality. If they liked mysterious and cold girls, then I would use this personality..."

Facing two roommates with low love IQ, Lu Ziqiao generously shared his experience: "Pick up girls is a profound subject. Catering to their preferences at the beginning does not mean being cheap. It is just like what is often said in Chinese textbooks to attract readers' interest in reading. Once the other party's interest is aroused, then I... will start to let them solve the problem."

"But a person's energy is always limited. The sweet talk I said to pick up girls and the romantic fantasies I wove over the years have burned enough brain cells for me to get a new brain. And all this is mainly because I used to fight alone."

"But things will be different in the future. I will have a high-quality, high-level wingman to cooperate with me in attacks. Think about it, if there is a group of beautiful girls and I am alone, wouldn't it be extremely complicated to spend energy on chatting them up? Because the sisters of girls are like mothers-in-law. If I am not satisfied with any of them, all my efforts will be wasted. And these girls may even have different personalities and hobbies. I have to find a way to make the target alone before I have a chance. But with a wingman, he can not only help me share the firepower, but also expand the attack range. For example, his acting funny and mean makes me look steady and reliable, and his being aloof and boring makes me look lively and friendly, and so on. Of course, if he wants to attack, I can also cooperate with him. In short, in addition to these, we can have more combination skills."

"Besides, he's a handsome guy like me. Even if a handsome guy with a normal brain does nothing, just standing there when he's on a mission with me, he can still make girls stay because they think he's pleasing to the eye, and there's no need to worry that he'll suddenly have a seizure with you, Zhang Wei."

"The combination of beautiful girls and ugly girls, handsome boys and ugly boys is a thing of the past. This so-called appearance will only make others look at you with tinted glasses. Think about it, a handsome guy's friend is another handsome guy. Can this combination have the effect of one plus one being greater than two? Moreover, our settings are different. After picking up one girl, the girls will think of calling a group of beautiful sisters to pick up another one. This chain reaction is the mainstream trend in the future."

"..."

Zhang Wei and Guan Gu Shenqi were stunned by Lu Ziqiao's lengthy speech. It's not like they hadn't heard Lu Ziqiao say this before, but at that time they were too lazy to listen, and Lu Ziqiao was too lazy to say anything either.

Guan Gu was fine. He wasn't too interested in picking up girls. He was currently only thinking about improving his comic career. But this didn't stop him from following his male instinct and listening at the moment. At worst... he could just treat it as looking for inspiration for his comics.

As for Zhang Wei, what Lu Ziqiao said at this moment was no less than preaching to him. He really wanted to pick up girls, but unfortunately he was limited by his qualifications. When Lu Ziqiao just started teaching him, he didn't have patience because he couldn't understand. He only wanted to practice immediately, then he ran into a wall and finally became autistic.

But perhaps because a lot of things happened today, he calmed down and listened carefully.

Although I still don’t understand it, but... I feel it’s impressive.

"All of the above are from the "Guide to Picking Up Girls" I posted on Weibo. If you don't understand, you can go back and study it carefully. The above are all my experiences summed up after picking up thousands of girls over the years, and there are even case studies."

After talking for so long, Lu Ziqiao almost drank all three glasses of ice water on the table. After taking the last sip, he took a breath and continued, "But most of them are cases of single men picking up girls. The wingman content I just mentioned is my main research direction. Currently, I only have theoretical knowledge. I didn't have much hope for the case tutorial, but now Wen Sheng's appearance has given me hope and light."

"Incredible." Guan Gu Shenqi opened his mouth and shook his head.

"You admire me too, don't you?" Lu Ziqiao said proudly.

"I mean, you've slept with thousands of girls and are still alive."

"..."

Lu Ziqiao's face froze slightly, then he shrugged and said, "Over a thousand is the number I can remember exactly, and there are some people I can't remember clearly that are not included in the count."

After a pause, he said with a beaming smile, "But you reminded me that I plan to make a website to count my ex-girlfriends. It would be best if they could sign on the website."

"Website? And signatures?" Zhang Wei looked strange. "These are the signatures of the victims, right? Aren't you afraid that they will get angry and unite to skin you alive?"

"Yeah." After Zhang Wei's reminder, Lu Ziqiao frowned and said, "It seems I have to think of another way to count the number of people and get their signatures, but at the same time prevent them from exposing me."

How can this be good?
"Don't even think about it. You are playing with fire. Sooner or later you will die without a burial place." Zhang Wei complained.

Guan Gu Shenqi also nodded heavily, and then complained: "And what you just said is all nonsense. Who would be willing to learn these nonsense? Love should be sincere!"

"Oh! How can ordinary people like you understand me? As the saying goes, even if you die under the peony flowers, you will still be a romantic ghost. People like me will be remembered for thousands of years even after death!" Lu Ziqiao sneered, and then said, "As for you, Guan Gu, I can only say that it's no wonder that you have only had one relationship since you came to the Magic City, and you were quickly dumped by that person."

"you……"

"Am I wrong? The times are developing, including the emotions between the sexes. Sticking to the old ways will only make you be abandoned by the times, except for yourself." In this regard, Lu Ziqiao refuted Guan Gu without flinching, "As for you saying that no one will learn my crooked ideas? Oh, sorry, in the future when materialism is more rampant, my crooked ideas will become the truth of the world!"

After a pause, Lu Ziqiao's eyes sparkled with a magnificent light and he continued with a smile, "I seem to see that era, when countless men who were unsuccessful in love or eager to become masters of picking up girls visited my Weibo homepage and studied my "The Guide to Picking Up Girls" as if it were a Bible. Every word I said would become a classic that they would pass on from mouth to mouth!"

"And I am their ancestor!"

Lu Ziqiao pointed to the ceiling of the bar with one hand and to the floor under his feet with the other, as if Sakyamuni was under the Bodhi tree, pointing one hand to the sky and the other to the earth, expressing his heroic spirit of being the only one in the world.

Zhang Wei and Guan Gu Shenqi were shocked by Lu Ziqiao's appearance at the moment. After a long while, the two looked at each other and pouted at the same time.

"Zi Qiao, that's enough. You only drank three glasses of ice water, not three bottles of Erguotou. Why are you fantasizing?"

"That's right, and your fantasy is unrealistic, because Wen Sang will never be your wingman!"

"If you are not a fish, how do you know the joy of a fish? You are not him, so how do you know he doesn't know it?" Lu Ziqiao snorted.

Then he looked at Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei, it's not terrible that you don't have wisdom, what's terrible is that you don't want to make progress. If I become the founder, you will be the first altar purifier under my seat!"

"The Altar Cleansing Messenger?" Zhang Wei was stunned at first, and then his face turned dark.

Guan Gu Shenqi thought for a moment and said, "In short, Wen Sang is not the kind of person you think he is. He won't agree to it, and he... has an ex-wife!"

"You also know that she is his ex-wife. If the ex-wife can interfere with him, she is not his ex-wife anymore." Lu Ziqiao smiled disdainfully and then asked, "Also, don't mention his ex-wife all the time. Do you know her?"

"Of course I know him!"

"What's her name? Why did she divorce Wen Sheng?"

"Her name is..." Guan Gu Shenqi paused as he was about to answer. He frowned and thought for a while before saying, "Mrs. Wen's surname seems to be Nuo or Ruo?"

“See, you don’t even know the person’s last name, and you still say you know him.” Lu Ziqiao pouted.

"But I have really seen her. She and Wen Sang are a perfect match. Their divorce is only temporary. Don't hurt her!"

"Don't think so badly of me. If they really want to get back together, I'd be happy to see it happen. It's a great deed to help them get married. Why would I harm them?"

"Then you made me miss the wedding before!"

When this was mentioned, the victim, Zhang Wei, stared at Lu Ziqiao and spoke viciously.

"This..." Lu Ziqiao thought about it seriously, then spread his hands and said, "It was an accident."

"..."

Seeing Zhang Wei's constipated look, Lu Ziqiao smiled and comforted him, "Don't worry, I said I would help you find a new wife, and she definitely won't be the type who runs away with another man at the wedding."

"..."

"You've been saying this since the first day Zhang Wei moved in, but until now..." Guan Gu sneered, "He still hasn't held a girl's hand."

"That was because I didn't take it seriously before, and it's better to teach someone how to fish than to give him fish." Lu Ziqiao argued, "I was originally teaching Zhang Wei how to pick up girls, and you ruined it."

"You...it was you who lost the bet..."

Seeing that Guan Gu was about to quibble again, Lu Ziqiao looked over the two of them and interrupted them with a wave of his hand, "Okay, shut up, Zhang Wei. Next, I will teach you how to chat up girls again. You must watch carefully and learn seriously."

Guan Gu Shenqi and Zhang Wei were stunned when their speeches were interrupted, and asked in confusion: "What do you mean?"

"Look behind you, at the innermost position towards the entrance of the bar, there is a stunning new beauty."

As Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, Zhang Wei and Guan Gu looked back at the same time.

"Where? Why didn't I see it?"

"I didn't see it either."

At this time, Lu Ziqiao knelt beside them and said with narrowed eyes, "It's the woman with wavy hair and a pink suit with her back to us."

"From so far away, and from behind, how do you know she's a beauty? What if she's a back and long-range killer?" "I saw her enter the bar when I was talking to you just now, so of course I knew she was a beauty." Lu Ziqiao said confidently, "And until I finished talking just now, she only ordered a glass of juice after sitting down and didn't make any calls or send any messages, which proves that she didn't have an appointment with anyone, she just came to the bar to sit, which makes her a perfect target for attack."

"You also know this?"

"Of course, do you really think I dare to write the "Guide to Picking Up Girls" without any practical experience?" Lu Ziqiao smiled, then pulled the two of them back and said, "Wait a minute, I will use the previous method to demonstrate how to pick up girls again. This time, you really have to write an article and hand it in to me. Then I will upload your article to the "Guide to Picking Up Girls" as a disciple's article, and you can also be remembered for generations to come with me."

"Really?" Zhang Wei was immediately delighted when he heard it.

But Guan Gu Shenqi poured cold water on him, saying, "Zhang Wei, don't be fooled by him. And Lu Ziqiao, if you lose the bet, you have to tell the girl that you are mentally ill every time you try to chat her up!"

"Guangu you..."

"How about it? Can't you afford to lose?"

"..."

Seeing Guan Gu Shenqi's stubbornness, Lv Ziqiao almost vomited blood. He really wanted to take his head apart to see if it was made of wood or wood.

After taking a few deep breaths, Lv Ziqiao suddenly smiled at Guan Gu Shenqi: "Well, Guan Gu, don't say that I don't take care of you. To prove that what I just said is not nonsense, you will be my wingman later. You don't need to say anything. I will let you watch how I strike up a conversation up close, and also set an example for Zhang Wei."

"Me?" Guan Gu was stunned. "Didn't you say that only Wen Sang could be your wingman?"

"Hehe, advanced wingmen have advanced uses, and low-level ones have low-level uses. Just be flexible and adaptable."

"..."

Guan Gu's face instantly turned ugly, but Zhang Wei clapped his hands and said, "Okay, Guan Gu, you come on and try it too!"

"I'm going crazy! Lu Ziqiao, who are you calling low-class? Also, don't think I won't let you call you a psychopath just because of this!"

It must be said that Guan Gu was really stubborn, but Lu Ziqiao was no longer anxious. He pretended to be helpless and said, "Guan Gu, don't you realize that there is something wrong with you?"

"What's wrong with me? I'm fine, don't try to scare me!" Guan Gu Shenqi said unhappily.

"Really? Have you forgotten how you were dumped in the first place? Have you forgotten that more than one girl said you were boring? You laughed at Zhang Wei for not holding a girl's hand after he moved into the Love Apartment, but what about you? Aside from Hu Yifei, who is more manly than any other man, have you held hands with any other girls in the past few months?"

"I was..."

"Don't say you don't want to, and don't say you just want to work, those are all excuses, unless you say you like men now!"

"I……"

"Now I want to teach you on the spot, and you still want to refuse? Do you really plan to stay bored in the studio like this? Do you really not want to date new girls? Do you want to be dumped by a girl with boring reasons the next time you date her?"

"..."

The four-question series of questions by the master of deception, Lv Ziqiao, was extremely effective, and instantly silenced Guan Gu. Even Zhang Wei, who was standing next to him, couldn't help but take a deep breath and hugged his arms: "It's almost May, and I actually feel a little chilly."

At this moment, Guan Gu Shenqi's mind flashed with Diao Chan, uh, Tang Youyou's appearance, that is, Lu Ziqiao's aunt who was currently deceiving him...

"Okay, let's look at the familiarity of the two. I agree to be your wingman!"

"Hmm?" Lu Ziqiao was happy at first, but then he was a little confused. He didn't understand what Guan Gu said.

Zhang Wei thought about it and said, "You should look at the Buddha's face instead of the monk's, right?"

"What's all this nonsense?" Lu Ziqiao waved his hand, pulled Guan Gu Shenqi, who was laughing foolishly, and said, "Let's go, attack."

"Hi!"

After the two of them set off, Zhang Wei also stood up and walked towards the bar. He must learn new knowledge this time!
Guan Gu Shenqi, who was following Lu Ziqiao, was a little nervous at the moment. He pulled Lu Ziqiao and asked, "What should I say later?"

"Don't panic. Let's keep it simple this time. You don't say anything yet. When you are asked to speak, just say that you are a cartoonist and you are collecting inspiration for a romance comic."

“I’m a cartoonist.”

"..."

Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes: "So I told you not to create any other personas this time. You can be my wingman to set off me. If that beauty falls in love with you, I will be your wingman to set off you."

"Really?" Upon hearing this, Guan Gu Shenqi, who was actually still longing for love in his heart, suddenly became excited.

"Anyway, just listen to my instructions and I'll pass on the message to you." Seeing that he was getting closer and closer to the girl, Lu Ziqiao reminded her again, "Remember, don't make a fuss this time."

"Understood!"

Guan Gu Shenqi nodded heavily, adjusted his breathing and continued to follow Lu Ziqiao. But for some reason, as he got closer and closer to the girl, he always felt that her back looked a little familiar.

"Beauty, I bet a hundred bucks that if you look back, I will scream in surprise!"

When he walked behind the girl in the pink suit, Lu Ziqiao once again used the unfinished method he had used to strike up a conversation with Qin Yumo.

He wanted to prove that without Guan Gu Shenqi's sabotage, his way of picking up girls could not be wrong!
Guan Gu, who was standing behind Lu Ziqiao, subconsciously held his breath and acted as his wingman, ready to go.

At this moment, the girl in the pink suit was supporting her chin with her hands on the table, looking at the half glass of juice in front of her. Her unfocused eyes were wandering, and it was obvious that she was daydreaming.

When she heard the voice behind her, she turned around subconsciously.

"Wow!" Lu Ziqiao exclaimed in amazement again.

"What's the matter?" the girl asked.

Lu Ziqiao’s eyes widened, he didn’t expect that after the previous beauty, there would be another beautiful woman in the bar. Just now, because she was far away, he could only roughly judge that she was a beauty, but now that she was so close, he realized that the other party was so... Wow!
He quickly took out a hundred yuan and said with a smile: "Beauty, although I won the bet, your beauty makes me willing to pay a hundred yuan, I..."

"He's mentally ill!"

"..."

As if it was a replay of the scene, before Lu Ziqiao could finish his words, Guan Gu Shenqi interrupted him, and this time the interruption was even louder.

Lu Ziqiao turned around and glared at Guan Gu Shenqi with gritted teeth and whispered, "Guan Gu, what are you doing?! This is not how you act as a wingman!"

However, Guan Gu Shenqi didn't bother to pay attention to him. Instead, he walked out from behind Lu Ziqiao and looked at the girl in shock, "Mrs. Wen, why are you here?"

"You are..." Nuolan was stunned. After thinking for a while, she remembered the name of the person in front of her, "Guan Gu Shenqi?"

"Yes, it's me." Guan Gu Shenqi said with a smile.

"What are you doing?" Nuolan had a strange look on his face, his eyes moving back and forth between Guan Gu Shenqi and Lu Ziqiao.

"Uh..." Guan Gu Shenqi's face was a little embarrassed, "Misunderstanding, it's a misunderstanding, my friend... has mental problems."

"..."

Lu Ziqiao was confused at this moment. He didn't expect that this beautiful woman actually knew Guan Gu.

Seeing this beautiful woman looking at him like he was mentally ill, Lu Ziqiao quickly pulled Guan Gu Shenqi back two steps and whispered, "Guan Gu, what's going on? How come I don't know such a beautiful woman?"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Guan Gu Shenqi said quickly, "She is Wen Sang's ex-wife!"

"What?! Wen Sheng's mysterious ex-wife is her?!"

(End of this chapter)