The story of Rose starts with being a brother

Chapter 397 Zhang Wei's Face-Changing Pocket Watch Harassment
Love Apartment 3602.

"Wow, Sekiya-kun, your cooking is delicious!"

At the table, Tang Youyou couldn't help but exclaim in admiration after tasting Guan Gu's magical Japanese food. Guan Gu at the side touched his head embarrassedly and said with a smile: "No, no, if you like it, eat more."

"Thank you. This teriyaki cod is delicious."

"Aunt, Guan Gu is the fifth-generation heir of the Guan Gu culinary family. If he hadn't gone crazy and come to Shanghai to draw comics, he would now be known as the Little Silver Codfish Prince." While Lu Ziqiao was shoveling rice into his mouth, he introduced Guan Gu's magical other identity.

Guan Gu's face changed, and just as he was about to get angry, Tang Youyou kicked him: "Eating other people's food can't shut you up?!"

Then she looked at Guan Gu Shenqi and said with a smile: "Don't listen to his nonsense. Everyone has the right to pursue their own dreams. What's wrong with drawing comics? Isn't your comic career now flourishing?"

"Steamed?" Guan Gu was stunned. "You don't need to steam teriyaki cod."

"..."

Lv Ziqiao, who was used to Guan's words, smiled and then said, "Aunt, what I mean is that although Guan Gu is an extraordinary cook, he has been in Love Apartment for so long, and he has only cooked a few times. Teacher Zeng and I are like sitting next to a gold mountain, but we don't have the tools to dig for it. Today is a rare opportunity to taste Guan Gu's cooking skills."

When it comes to cooking, the situation in 3602 is even worse than that in 3601. Hu Yifei cooks most of the time in 3601. Although her cooking skills are extremely unstable, as long as she doesn't try new tricks and doesn't make Japanese food, Western food and other dishes, she can still cook simple home cooking. As for the hair, manicures, sponges and soap that appear from time to time... you'll get used to it. Why be picky when someone is providing meals?
Oh, Hu Yifei really likes to cook. It’s not that she has to cook because no one else can cook, because cooking is one of the few things that can enhance her femininity. Moreover, as she claims to be the big sister, she has always regarded the kitchen as a semi-private territory to show her status.

Being able to be both a housewife and a housewife is what she requires of herself...one of the requirements for being a woman.

In 3602, Guan Gu’s magical cooking skills are the best. After all, he is the heir of a culinary family and can almost crush the cooking skills of others.

But the problem is that he hardly ever cooks. It may be because he was forced too much by his father in Japan in the past, which makes him a little averse to cooking. Unless there are special circumstances, he is unwilling to cook.

So when Guan Gu Shenqi didn't cook, the cooking for 3602 was previously handled by Chen Meijia. As a cook, Meijia's cooking skills are much better than Hu Yifei's, and she can cook chicken, duck, fish and even steak.

It's a pity that Chen Meijia left. Now as for the other people in the apartment, Lu Ziqiao has a pure young master attitude and cooking has nothing to do with him. Zeng Xiaoxian can cook and is better than Hu Yifei, but his schedule is too messy. When he comes back late at night and everyone is asleep, he has no mood to cook, and over time he rarely cooks.

As for Zhang Wei, he was an orphan and was indeed very self-reliant, but when three out of the four people in the apartment didn't cook, he was too lazy to cook.

Moreover, cooking also costs money. Instead of asking Zhang Wei to buy groceries and cook, it would be better for him to stock up a wall of instant noodles in the bedroom.

So when it comes to eating in 3602, the four boys have surprisingly consistent ideas. They either order takeout, eat instant noodles, or... go to 3601 next door to eat.

Of course, in the absence of A's food allowance, the people in 3602 are not just freeloading without any contribution.

For example, most of the things in 3601's refrigerator were vegetables, and since they came to eat, they were mostly responsible for the snacks and drinks for the two apartments.

The refrigerator in 3602 was full of snacks and drinks, and people from 3601 would just come and take whatever they wanted to eat. Sometimes, even the snacks in the refrigerator in 3601 were stuffed in because there was no more space at 3602.

The people mainly responsible for this matter are Guan Gu Shenqi and Zeng Xiaoxian, who are relatively well-off financially. When there are discounts on snacks, beer and drinks in the supermarket, they will buy more and then bring them back to the apartment for everyone to eat together.

Lu Ziqiao was not financially well-off and mainly used his money to pick up girls, but he had many connections. He would bring back fresh fish from Dianshan Lake, wine obtained when picking up girls, or other trophies, etc. to his apartment, and anyone who wanted to eat them could take them and do with them as they pleased. Of course, most of the time he gave less than he supplied.

As for Zhang Wei... he really was just there for freeloading, getting snacks at 3602 and meals at 3601.

This is why even though Zhang Wei in the original drama actually helped everyone with his money several times, the impression of being stingy persists throughout.

Of course, the money he saved by "freeloading" on various things on a daily basis will be "returned" in other ways in the future.

In Love Apartment, if you want to truly treat everyone as a family, there must be a prerequisite that is difficult for normal people to accept - no sense of boundaries.

This condition, which is difficult for most people to accept or even disgusting, is the premise of everything here. If the two suites are regarded as a self-running system, "no sense of boundaries" is the bottom-level code of the entire system.

Based on this consensus, everyone together formed this system, that is, a small group.

This is also the reason why it is difficult for other people in the original drama to fit in. Even if they do not deliberately exclude anyone, people who do not have this consensus will be excluded by their invisible subconscious.

Only with this consensus can we truly achieve the saying "the one you love most is by your side, and the best friend is across from you."

It cannot be said that there are both advantages and disadvantages. Well... it should be said that there are subjective advantages and objective disadvantages.

In short, they are a happy family.

"By the way, I wonder when Teacher Zeng and the others will be back from seeing the psychiatrist for Wen Sheng and Zhang Wei?"

After they had almost finished eating, Tang Youyou suddenly started talking about this matter again.

In one afternoon, the three of them had already talked about this matter several times.

Guan Gu still insisted on his position and said: "I believe Wen Sang definitely has no psychological problems."

"Guan Gu, you can't be so absolute. If Wen Sheng doesn't have any psychological problems, does that mean Zhang Wei has psychological problems?" Lu Ziqiao chuckled.

"Lv Ziqiao, I think you are the one with the most psychological problems." Guan Gu Shenqi said unhappily.

After a pause, he looked at Lu Ziqiao again and said, "Don't forget, you were taken to see a psychiatrist before."

"I was just pretending!" Lu Ziqiao denied, "And with a strong mentality like mine, I won't be knocked down by anything."

"Oh? What if a girl comes to you and tells you she's pregnant?" asked my aunt with narrowed eyes.

"This..." Lu Ziqiao showed hesitation on his face, and then he said firmly, "Impossible, I, Lu Xiaobu, have never fallen into such a situation in all these years, just because I... am a man who values ​​privacy!"

"..."

Tang Youyou rolled her eyes at him. As an elder, she didn't know when this eldest nephew would be able to give birth to new branches for the Lu family.

"In short, before they come back, none of us should make any more guesses. I hope they are all safe and sound."

"Anyway, I believe Wen Sang is normal."

"Then I believe in Zhang Wei!" Lu Ziqiao immediately followed and raised his momentum and said, "Guan Gu, do you want to bet?"

Guan Gu Shenqi frowned subconsciously: "What are you betting on?"

"Let's bet on who will have psychological problems after they come back. If Wen Sheng has, you lose. If Zhang Wei has, I lose." Lu Ziqiao sneered. This was the opening bet he often used to cheat people.

However, before Guan Gu Shenqi could agree, Tang Youyou immediately stopped him and said, "We are all friends, how can we use their psychological problems to bet?"

"Aunt, you will be the notary for the gambling game."

"OK, what's your bet?"

"..."

Guan Gu Shenqi was stunned by Tang Youyou's lightning-fast betrayal, but he soon said to Lu Ziqiao: "You speak first."

"Well, if I win, I want you to cook me a Japanese meal every day for the next month!" Lu Ziqiao accurately hit Guan Gu Shenqi's pain point.

"You!" As expected, Guan Gu's blood pressure suddenly rose. "A month is too long. A week at most."

"A month has 30 days, not even a day less will do." Lu Ziqiao said proudly, "Or do you also think Wen Sheng has a mental problem?"

Guan Gu Shenqi, who had a strong sense of self-esteem, was immediately held back. He stared with his eyes wide open and took a few deep breaths before nodding: "One month is just one month! But if you lose..."

"bring it on!"

"I want the next thirty girls you pick up..."

"Huh?" Lu Ziqiao and Tang Youyou looked at Guan Gu Shenqi with strange eyes.

"I haven't finished talking yet!" Guan Gu waved his hand to block their gaze and continued, "Next time you pick up girls, I want you to tell them that you are a psychopath!"

"hiss!"

Guan Gu Shenqi also hit Lu Ziqiao's pain point. When trying to pick up girls, he first told them that he was a psychopath. This is simply... really a psychopath.

Seeing Lv Ziqiao's face suddenly change, Guan Gu Shenqi smiled comfortably and said, "Remember, it's the next thirty, not one less, and they have to be beauties, you can't just tell any passerby."

"Can't it be within a month?"

"No, don't try to change the concept." Guan Gu Shenqi also sneered, "What if you don't pick up girls within this month?"

"You are attacking my mind and body!" Lu Ziqiao looked at Tang Youyou, "Referee, I strongly protest."

"Uh, this..." Tang Youyou was a little embarrassed and didn't know what to do.

Guan Gu Shenqi saw this and said, "You asking me to cook for you is also a double attack on me, not to mention I still have to buy groceries!"

At this point, he smiled at Tang Youyou and said, "Youyou, if you want to eat, I can also make Japanese food for you."

"Really?" Tang Youyou asked in surprise, then she looked at Lu Ziqiao with a stern face, "The protest is invalid."

"You guys... this is a shady deal!"

“Lv Ziqiao, don’t you have a man’s intuition?” Guan Gu Shenqi raised his chin and provoked him, “If you can’t afford the gamble, forget it. Anyway, your intuition is no different from fart~Haha!”

"Who said I can't afford to gamble?!"

Sure enough, Lu Ziqiao, who also had a strong self-esteem in this regard, could not stand such provocation: "If I lose, I will let you know what it means that my charm cannot be blocked by mental illness!"

"OK! The bet is officially effective!"

Tang Youyou, the notary and referee, immediately slammed the table between the two of them, announcing the official start of this life-and-death struggle.

Guan Gu Shenqi and Lu Ziqiao stared at each other fiercely: "Humph!"

……

In the evening, when Hu Yifei pushed open the door of room 3602, she saw a very strange scene in the suite.

Tang Youyou was sitting on the sofa watching TV, while Guan Gu Shenqi and Lu Ziqiao were sitting on the other side, heads against each other, fighting for the sofa under their butts.

"Youyou, what are you doing?"

Hearing Hu Yifei's voice, the three people in the suite turned around and looked over, then immediately stopped everything they were doing.

"Sister Yifei, you're finally back..." Tang Youyou was about to complain, but suddenly changed her tone, "Who's sick?"

"Huh?" Hu Yifei was stunned. "What do you mean, who is sick?"

"Zhang Wei and Wen Sheng." Lu Ziqiao rushed over and asked, "Who is sick?"

Although the questions were directed at Hu Yifei, at this moment Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu Shenqi who also rushed over directed their eyes to the people behind Hu Yifei.

"Well..." Hu Yifei looked a little unnatural, "Why don't you ask them?"

After saying that, she walked into the suite and poured herself some water.

Zeng Xiaoxian, Zhang Wei and Wen Sheng, who were behind, were stared at by two pairs of eyes after they entered the room.

Zeng Xiaoxian's face twitched, and he laughed dryly and said, "What are you doing? Shouldn't you hope that everyone is fine?"

"Of course we hope everyone is well." Guan Gu Shenqi smiled first, then asked, "What does the psychiatrist say?"

Behind Zeng Xiaoxian at this moment were Wen Sheng with an expressionless face and Zhang Wei with a numb face.

Seeing the appearance of these two people, Lu Ziqiao boldly guessed: "Could it be that they both have psychological problems?"

"What? Lu Ziqiao, stop guessing!"

"I……"

"Wensang, are you okay?" Guan Gu Shenqi asked with concern.

"Ah?" Wen Sheng, who had been distracted all the way, finally responded when he heard him being called, and then shook his head, "I'm fine."

"Great!" Guan Gu Shenqi made a classic fist-clenching celebration move, and after Lu Ziqiao's face froze, he immediately looked at Zhang Wei expectantly, "Zhang Wei, are you... okay too?"

Zhang Wei didn't want to talk, he just looked at Lu Ziqiao with a dead fish look.

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately pulled Lv Ziqiao away and said, "Okay, okay, why are you asking these questions right after we got back? There's nothing serious."

"Really? Zhang Wei is fine too!" Lu Ziqiao heaved a sigh of relief and turned around and couldn't help laughing, "It looks like it's a tie."

"What do you mean by tie?" Hu Yifei, who was about to drink water, was quick to notice something. "Well, I'm happy. Everyone is happy that nothing is wrong." Lu Ziqiao hurriedly tried to make up for it, but Hu Yifei looked at Tang Youyou, "Youyou, do you know anything?"

"This..." Tang You You looked here, then looked there. The neutral faction was in a dilemma at the moment, but facing Hu Yi Fei whose eyes were getting sharper and sharper, she couldn't bear it after all and lowered her head and said, "Just now, they made a bet on who was not sick?"

"what?!"

Hu Yifei immediately got furious when she heard this. She slammed her water cup on the table and glared at Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu Shenqi: "You actually want to bet on whether they are sick or not? I think you are the ones who are sick?!"

"Yifei, it was Lu Ziqiao who insisted on dragging me into the gamble." Guan Gu Shenqi immediately began to shirk responsibility.

Seeing Hu Yifei looking at him, Lu Ziqiao said hurriedly: "Yifei, don't get me wrong, we all hope that they are okay, but because we don't know the situation over there, we can only guess based on the previous information. Guan Gu and I just have different focuses."

"You guys are actually betting on whether I have mental problems?"

At this time, Zhang Wei, who was already filled with sadness, finally spoke out in grief and anger, "Do you still have any humanity?!"

"Zhang Wei, don't be angry. What I want to emphasize is that you are okay. After all, we are close friends. Besides, you see that you are really okay, which means that my blessing has worked." Lu Ziqiao hurriedly comforted Zhang Wei again.

However, Zhang Wei didn't show a good expression at the moment: "Blessings? Thank you, your blessing made you lose the bet!"

"Ok?"

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu, Zi Qiao and You You immediately looked confused.

Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei, who had planned to keep it a secret, sighed at the same time. Then Zeng Xiaoxian had to explain: "The psychiatrist said that Zhang Wei...has a tendency to depression."

"Depression?!" the three people who realized it later said in unison.

"It's all your fault, Lu Ziqiao. You caused others to miss the wedding. Do you think this has no impact?" Hu Yifei said angrily again.

"I..." Lu Ziqiao wanted to say that even without him, Zhang Wei's fiancée would still run away from the marriage, but seeing that the atmosphere was not right at the moment, he turned to comfort Zhang Wei and said, "Zhang Wei, are you depressed?"

"..."

Everyone was speechless, and what made Xianfei even more speechless was that when Zhang Wei heard Lu Ziqiao ask him this, he actually changed his attitude and said, "No, that psychiatrist misdiagnosed me, I'm fine!"

"Zhang Wei, you were not like this in the clinic just now?" Zeng Xiaoxian was amazed at Zhang Wei's transformation.

"That's because I was scared by that psychiatrist."

"..."

Hearing Zhang Wei's stubborn words, Wen Sheng's eyes moved slightly. He felt that Zhang Wei was not only concerned about face, but also because of the consultation fee. He was worried that he would have to pay for the next visit. After all, the cost of this visit was all paid for by Zeng Xiaoxian.

But there is nothing wrong with Zhang Wei's stubbornness. Even if he is prone to depression now, he will be able to recover in no time.

"Did you hear that, Yifei? Although you are more manly than men in all aspects, you still don't understand us men." Lu Ziqiao smiled and put his arm around Zhang Wei's shoulder and said proudly.

Hu Yifei closed her eyes and took a deep breath, then opened her eyes and said to Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei, have you forgotten what the psychiatrist said? If you don't get treatment, how can you get over the psychological trauma, how can you get rid of the psychological pressure, and how can you talk to girls normally in the future?"

"I..." Zhang Wei's face changed again, but Lu Ziqiao answered, "Don't worry, I'll take care of this matter. The three problems you mentioned can be solved with one answer, which is to help Zhang Wei successfully pick up girls. Coincidentally, this is my specialty."

After a pause, he looked at Zhang Wei and said, "Although I said before that you don't have intelligence, I have decided to teach you how to pick up girls step by step. Even if you don't have intelligence anymore, I will help you to develop intelligence and succeed in picking up girls."

"Really? Really?" Zhang Wei was delighted. "Can wisdom be cultivated later in life?"

"With me here, everything is possible. Let's go now. I met a super beautiful girl before, maybe I can meet her again when I go out now."

"Can……"

"Go! Go! Go!"

Without waiting for Zhang Wei to finish his words, Lu Ziqiao pushed Zhang Wei out the door, leaving the people in the room speechless.

At this moment, Guan Gu Shenqi suddenly thought of something and said in surprise: "Lü Ziqiao, don't try to cheat. You obviously lost! Lü Ziqiao!"

So he followed after him.

After the people in the room looked at each other, Tang Youyou asked with concern: "Teacher Wen, are you really okay?"

"Of course." Wen Sheng smiled and said, "It was all a misunderstanding. They told me about the note and the hospital only when I got to the clinic. I didn't rush to tell them because I saw that they insisted on misunderstanding me. I explained the misunderstanding after the psychologist gave me the proof."

"Wensheng, I'm sorry." Hu Yifei apologized, "We didn't expect you to actually write lyrics. After all... you're the creative director, not the one who writes lyrics."

"It's okay. After I quit my job, I did want to switch to being a lyricist. I never told you before." Wen Sheng smiled again, "Besides, I felt more at ease after seeing a psychologist. I even slept for a while in the clinic. I didn't have to pay for it myself. Thank you, Teacher Zeng!"

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know what expression to use at this moment, so he could only laugh dryly, "It's good that you're okay, it's good that you're okay."

"Okay, I've been busy all afternoon and I'm pretty hungry. I told Yifei yesterday that I would cook. I'll go back to 3601 first."

Wen Sheng stretched, smiled and said, then returned to 3601 from the balcony, leaving the three of them looking at each other in bewilderment.

"Teacher Wen...are you really okay?" Tang Youyou asked doubtfully.

"That's what Jason, the psychiatrist, said." Zeng Xiaoxian spread his hands and said with a sad face, "He even slept in the clinic. That psychiatrist charges by the hour!"

3601. After Wen Sheng came back, he went to the bathroom to wash his face. Looking at himself in the mirror, he remained silent.

After a moment, he reached inside his coat and pulled out a pocket watch from his inner pocket.

Holding the top of the chain, the brass pocket watch fell vertically.

Looking at the pocket watch he got from Jason in the mirror shaking from side to side, Wen Sheng's eyes flashed a little dazed.

……

Lonely Corner Bar.

"Zi Qiao, I don't blame you. I know I'm unlucky. What the psychiatrist said is right, but I think even if I wasn't depressed I wouldn't be able to approach girls normally." Zhang Wei sat on the sofa with a glass of ice water and said sadly, "I have never had such a talent since I was a child."

"Zhang Wei, I'm glad you have such an understanding, but you have to know that talent cannot determine everything." Lv Ziqiao at the side turned into a life mentor, "Just like you don't have a talent for law, but you are still just one step away from passing the bar exam through studying."

"..."

Zhang Wei, whose lung was stabbed, said in a dry voice: "I don't agree with the first half of the last sentence."

"I mean, you really don't have the talent for picking up girls like me, but..." Lu Ziqiao patted his shoulder, "As long as you learn more from me, even if your talent limits your upper limit, you can at least succeed in picking up girls occasionally."

"A flower thief...if he is caught, he will be sentenced."

"you!"

Lu Ziqiao suppressed his disdain and changed the subject, "Look at your eight o'clock direction. That girl is the super beauty I just told you about."

"Eight o'clock?"

Zhang Wei turned his head around after hearing this, and finally found the eight o'clock direction. However, the target was a little far away, so he couldn't see it clearly: "How can I know if the other person is a beautiful woman while I'm sitting here?"

"I saw her when I came in from the bar just now. She was almost done with her drink. I'm going to show you how to approach a beauty of this level. Tell me about your experience later and I'll help you with your guidance and corrections."

"How come it's so professional, it's like writing a paper?"

"Nonsense, since you have no talent, you have to treat it like writing a paper. Picking up girls is also a profound subject."

After saying that, Lu Ziqiao picked up the wine glass, gave Zhang Wei a look, and then walked towards his target in a cool manner.

Zhang Wei looked at the girl in the distance, squinted his eyes and suddenly felt that the other person was a little familiar, so he got up from the sofa and took a few steps towards the bar, and then his heart skipped a beat.

Isn’t this... the beautiful girl that Wen Sheng chatted up yesterday?

On the other side, Lu Ziqiao held a glass of wine and approached Qin Yumo with a gentle and appropriate smile.

"Beauty, I bet a hundred bucks that if you look back, I will scream in surprise!"

Qin Yumo, who was about to leave after drinking, heard a voice behind him and subconsciously turned around.

"Wow!" Lu Ziqiao exclaimed in amazement.

"Is there anything wrong?" Qin Yumo asked.

Feeling the other person's beauty up close, Lu Ziqiao was so amazed that he couldn't help smiling. He took out a hundred yuan from the bottom of the cup and said with a smile: "Beauty, although I won the bet, your beauty makes me willing to pay a hundred yuan for you, I..."

"He's mentally ill!"

Before Lu Ziqiao could finish his words, Guan Gu Shenqi appeared from nowhere and said with a smile.

Guan Gu ignored Lu Ziqiao's murderous eyes and continued, "Beauty, I'm sorry, I'm his guardian. He just came out of the mental hospital. Ziqiao, have you forgotten? We just made a bet. If you lose, you can't hide your illness from others~"

……

3601.

"Wow, Wensheng, the food you cooked smells so good!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was already starving, could no longer concentrate on watching TV. His eyes were fixed on the dishes on the table.

Tang You You also swallowed and said: "Teacher Wen, you cooked so many dishes, can you finish them?"

"How can four people not finish it? If three of you weren't here, I could have made more."

"Uh...but I just had a meal, so I'm not very hungry now and can't eat much." Tang Youyou had a look of regret on her face. She should have left some space in her stomach when she ate the Japanese food just now.

“It doesn’t matter, eat as much as you can.” Wen Sheng, who was stewing the last dish, said with a smile.

At this time, Hu Yifei came down from upstairs.

"Wensheng, you can cook so many dishes. You must teach me later."

"no problem."

"By the way, didn't Youyou say just now that she couldn't eat much? With so many dishes... do you mind if I invite a friend over to join us?" Hu Yifei asked with a blink of her eyes after walking around the dining table.

"Hey, this is a family dinner, why did you bring your bad friends?!" Before Wen Sheng could say anything, Zeng Xiaoxian had already expressed his opinion.

He was somewhat sensitive about the fact that someone was coming to share the food, and about the fact that they were "Hu Yifei's friends".

Hu Yifei immediately said angrily: "You are the bad friend! She is my good sister and classmate for many years. She also lives in the Love Apartment, and..."

She paused for a moment, then cleared her throat before saying, "Since we have an extra room in our suite, I have invited her to move in."

"New roommate?" Tang Youyou was also surprised, "Sister Yifei, when did this happen?"

"It was just yesterday. We met in the elevator. It's just that you were not here yesterday afternoon, so I simply asked her to come over and check the room. I was going to tell you, but I forgot about it because of the depression."

Hu Yifei said this and discussed with Wen Sheng, "So, if possible, I'll ask her to come over and have dinner with everyone. Wen Sheng, do you think it's okay?"

"Of course I can. Yifei, your sister must be a beauty. I would be so happy to have a beautiful woman moving in." Wen Sheng knew it was Qin Yumo and agreed with a smile.

"Youyou, is it okay?" Hu Yifei looked at another roommate.

"Of course I can, too. Why not share the rent?"

"OK, I'll call her now and ask her to come over." Seeing that her roommates all agreed, Hu Yifei immediately went to make the call happily, but Zeng Xiaoxian shouted, "Why didn't you ask me for my opinion?"

"Go to hell next door!"

"..."

Hu Yifei picked up the landline phone and went to the balcony to make a call.

"Yumo, where are you now? Come to my suite for dinner. I'll introduce my roommate to you."

"What? Being harassed by two psychopaths?!"

(End of this chapter)