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Chapter 388 Melancholy is a talent Lu Ziqiao: This is the intuition of a scumbag!

Chapter 388 Melancholy is a talent (I) Lu Ziqiao: This is the intuition of a scumbag!

"What? Wen Sheng invited all of you to Xiaonan Country for dinner? I'm the only one who didn't go?!"

In the suite of Room 3602, Lu Ziqiao's loud shout filled with pain made Guan Gu Shenqi who was making instant noodles, Zhang Wei who was reading a book to prepare for the bar exam, and Zeng Xiaoxian who was building a tower with playing cards all stunned for a moment, and then continued to do their own things.

"Who told you to go out and pick up girls last night? You weren't here when Zhang Wei moved in." Zeng Xiaoxian, who was building the second floor, said, "Isn't it enough to sleep until four in the afternoon for a bachelor party?"

"I..." Lu Ziqiao said after a few seconds, "Because I slept until four in the afternoon yesterday, I felt that too much time had passed, so...I went to make up for the time last night."

"Then who can you blame for not getting a free meal?" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed again.

"I can choose not to come, but you can't not call me!" Lu Ziqiao said righteously, "I feel like this is targeting me!"

"Don't slander me, Lu Ziqiao." Guan Gu Shenqi took a sip of water comfortably after pinching the toilet. "It was your aunt who said that we don't need to call you!"

"Why...why?"

"You caused Zhang Wei to miss the wedding. Yesterday, your aunt and Hu Yifei wanted to skin you alive." Zeng Xiaoxian snorted, "Don't even mention that you didn't get a free meal. Just be happy that you can save your skin!"

Hearing these people mentioning his sad story, Zhang Wei raised his hand and said, "I say, what happened yesterday is in the past, can you please stop talking about it?"

He has tried his best to pretend nothing happened. He didn't even dare to drink too much during dinner last night for fear of crying in public. Now if someone stabs him again, he is really worried that he won't be able to hold it in.

Now everyone knows that his fiancée ran away from the marriage, including Lu Ziqiao who just came back. As soon as he saw Zhang Wei, he asked about what happened yesterday...

So after seeing Zhang Wei, the victim, speak, Lu Ziqiao shrugged and did not bring up the subject. Instead, he continued, "Anyway, I don't care. I also want to go to Xiaonan Country for dinner... I'll ask Wen Sheng to treat me to dinner right now. Cash is fine."

"Fuck, you are even more shameless than me? Who would rush to ask others to treat them to a meal?" Zeng Xiaoxian said speechlessly, "Besides, your aunt just said that Wen Sheng went home to accompany his ex-wife last night, what are you looking for?"

"Then you don't understand. Whenever a newlywed couple arrives in a place, they have to treat the local respected people to a meal and give them gifts. This is called paying respects to the local people!"

"Oh, what does the term 'highly respected' have to do with you? Besides, your aunt and Zhang Wei just moved in, do you think Love Apartment is a gang?"

"This is different. My aunt and I are relatives and we know each other very well. We have dealt with Zhang Wei for a long time, and we held a bachelor party the night before yesterday on the pretext of his marriage... Although he missed the wedding, we had a very happy time!"

"..."

Zhang Wei closed the book, with an expression as if he had eaten a dead mouse. Then he turned to look at Lu Ziqiao and said through gritted teeth, "I am not happy at all!"

The victim spoke again, and the atmosphere in the living room became awkward again.

But at this time, Guan Gu Shenqi frowned and asked: "Lv Ziqiao, if you have a 'swollen testicle', you should go to the hospital instead of looking for Wen Sang."

"..."

Whenever "Guanyan Guanyu" appears, the people present always feel speechless.

Zeng Xiaoxian thought about it and said to Lu Ziqiao, "Lu Ziqiao, why do I feel like you are targeting Wen Sheng?"

"How could that be?" Lu Ziqiao denied it immediately.

"You're not jealous of him because he's handsome, generous, and talented, and more attractive to girls than you, are you?" Zeng Xiaoxian teased with his eyebrows and grinned, "I'm telling you, Wen Sheng is my fan, it's normal for him to have these advantages, after all, he has a good man idol like me as a role model for him."

"Ugh!" Guan Gu Shenqi looked nauseous. "Teacher Zeng, if you keep talking, I'm going to vomit up the food I ate the night before."

Zeng Xiaoxian had just thrown a poker card at Guan Gu Shenqi when he heard Lv Ziqiao laugh, "I'm jealous of him? I, Lv Xiaobu, have been around women and have been involved in love affairs, how could I be jealous of a divorced man who has failed in love? Do you think I would be jealous of Zhang Wei?"

"..."

Zhang Wei, who had just opened the book, froze in his face, then gritted his teeth and said again: "Lv Ziqiao, I swear, I really want to stuff this book into your mouth!"

"Lv Ziqiao, Wen Sang is a real good man, different from a scumbag like you."

"You guys!" Lu Ziqiao paused after being retorted by several people at the same time. Then he said with an unhappy look on his face, "Okay, I admit that I do feel uncomfortable looking at Wen Sheng."

"I just said..."

"But it's not malicious targeting!" Lu Ziqiao interrupted Zeng Xiaoxian's speech, and then said seriously, "It's a kind of - a man's intuition!"

"Men's intuition?"

Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows: "Why don't the other three men here have that intuition?"

“Hmph!” Lv Ziqiao sneered, the meaning was self-evident, and then before the others could get angry he immediately added, “I, Lv Ziqiao, have been in the martial arts world for so many years, and have seen countless women… and men, some good, some bad, some ugly like Zhu Ganglie, some handsome like Daniel Wu, some rich, some hard to make ends meet, some unmarried, some married, some divorced, some abandoned, some affectionate, some the same as me, and some who have been cuckolded for six of the eight years they have been together, and… but none of them are like this Wen Sheng. I knew he was something special at first sight!”

"..."

As Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, the suite in Room 3602 fell into deathly silence.

However, not long after, except for Guan Gu Shenqi, who was not good at Chinese and was still frowning and thinking about these words, Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian's faces turned ugly.

Although Lu Ziqiao spoke quickly and with many words, these two people were still sensitive enough to realize that the stains in their lives had been cued.

"Hehe, hehe..." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed strangely, then picked up the remaining pile of playing cards and stood up and said, "I think before you eat the book in Zhang Wei's hand, you can use the playing cards to help you whet your appetite!"

After saying that, he pulled Lu Ziqiao and tried to stuff the playing cards into his mouth, and Zhang Wei also stood up to help hold Lu Ziqiao down.

"woo woo woo woo……"

Lu Ziqiao was pressed on the sofa and kept struggling. His mouth was tightly clamped by Zeng Xiaoxian, and then a stack of playing cards was stuffed into it.

Seeing that the situation was critical, Lu Ziqiao quickly freed one hand to grab Zeng Xiaoxian's armpit.

"Hmm... hehe, it itches..."

The effect was immediate. Zeng Xiaoxian immediately let go and twisted his body. Lu Ziqiao quickly seized the opportunity, jumped off the sofa, broke free from Zhang Wei's hand, and then spat out the cards in his mouth.

"Pfft! Do you think you need to be so serious? I am just seriously analyzing why I have such a hunch!"

"Your so-called analysis is just digging up our old accounts and making up nonsense?!" Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes.

"Of course not! I haven't finished yet." Lu Ziqiao said seriously, "My analysis is that Wen Sheng is definitely not the kind of... good man you see on the surface. In other words, he is not a normal person!"

"This is not analysis, it's intuition, right?" Zhang Wei said.

"This is not intuition, this is nonsense!" Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily, "Lv Ziqiao, you will be held legally responsible if you spread rumors about others at will."

"I didn't just spread rumors!" Lu Ziqiao's voice was still firm, "This is the experience I have accumulated over the years. With this experience, I have avoided disasters time and time again!"

"Including the time you escaped from Hu Yifei's attempt to skin you alive last night?" Zeng Xiaoxian made an accurate comment.

Guan Gu Shenqi was dissatisfied and said, "Lv Ziqiao, Wen Sang is my friend. How can he not be a normal person? We can talk very well!"

"He can even talk to you. Doesn't this prove that he's abnormal?"

"Lv Ziqiao you..."

"Wait, listen to me first." Lu Ziqiao quickly calmed down Guan Gu Shenqi, who was about to go berserk, and then pulled his collar and continued, "This Wen Sheng, he likes your "Love Three-legged Cat", right? Do you think a normal man would like a girl's comic with a cat as the protagonist? Zhang Wei, answer me now, do you like it?"

"I……"

Zhang Wei's tongue immediately became tangled when he was suddenly called out. His left and right brains began to attack each other, and his facial features began to distort. "I... I... Of course I like it."

"If the time exceeds five seconds, the answer will not count!"

"..."

Guan Gu Shenqi stood up and crumpled the instant noodles and the packaging bag into a ball, then smiled and said, "I am a cartoonist. The publishing house can sign my comics. What's wrong with a male reader liking it? Do you need to sow discord here?"

"Hahaha, Guan Gu, remember to take the seasoning packet out of the instant noodles later, so that Lu Ziqiao won't get to taste the delicious food." Zeng Xiaoxian, who was watching the fun, laughed meanly. However, the next second, Lu Ziqiao turned his attention to him again: "And your teacher Zeng, who do you think would listen to your show in the middle of the night?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's smile faded and turned into anger: "Lv Ziqiao you..."

"Or in other words, among those listeners you spoke to during the phone call, how many were normal people? How many normal questions did they ask you?"

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian remained silent. It wasn't that he agreed with Lu Ziqiao's words, but because...there had been almost no calls from listeners during this period of time, so he was planning to cancel this session.

This is also the reason why he was ecstatic when he knew Wen Sheng listened to his show, because he felt that his show had no listeners!

After all…even his telephone editor has been sleeping soundly!

"Aren't all callers the same as all listeners, OK? Wen Sheng is a silent listener. Although he doesn't interact with my show, it doesn't mean he is the same as those callers...not normal!"

"Oh! Come on, Zhang Wei, answer me right now, do you listen to Teacher Zeng's program?"

"I……"

Zhang Wei was called again. His eyes rolled. This time his tongue was tied for only three seconds before he replied, "I will listen."

"You're lying. You just moved in yesterday and you've never listened to Mr. Zeng's show before!"

"..."

Zhang Wei's eyes twitched, and he looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and laughed dryly, "What I mean is, I will listen to you in the future."

Zeng Xiaoxian covered his chest and took a deep breath, then clenched his fists and said, "No matter how much nonsense you talk, Wen Sheng will listen to my show and like Guan Gu's comics. He is a high-quality resident in the apartment!"

"That's right!" Guan Gu Shenqi nodded in agreement.

"This is the most crucial issue!" Lu Ziqiao clapped his hands and his tone became more firm.

Seeing the strange expressions of the three people, he explained: "If a man likes to watch "Love Three-legged Cat", then he is a little abnormal."

"Lu Ziqiao..."

"He's still a man. If he likes to listen to "Your Moon My Heart", then he's also a little abnormal."

"Lu Ziqiao..."

"The most important thing is, if a man likes to watch "Love Is Not Easy" and listen to "Your Moon My Heart", then he is 100% abnormal!" Lu Ziqiao waved his finger and made this conclusion in a tone comparable to that of a presidential candidate. At the same time, he looked at Zhang Wei and said, "Zhang Wei, you are a lawyer, do you think my analysis makes sense?!"

"I..." Zhang Wei's brain froze a little after being called for the third time. This time, he scanned the faces of the three people for a long time before saying, "I think..."

"OK, the lawyer didn't refute me, which means my analysis is well-founded and impeccable!"

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian sat back on the sofa and rolled his eyes, saying, "I said you just didn't get to eat someone's meal. Why do you have to put such a accusation on them?"

"This is not a matter of a meal! This is..." Lu Ziqiao's brain was spinning rapidly, and he finally said, "A man's intuition!"

"If your intuition was useful, why would you have missed last night's dinner at Xiaonan Country?" Guan Gu Shenqi said disdainfully.

"I was..." Lu Ziqiao thought again and again, and then said, "To avoid being skinned by Hu Yifei and my aunt."

"Haha, you are amazing." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed, "You didn't get a free meal last night because you were trying to avoid Hu Yifei, and you were avoiding Hu Yifei because of your intuition. You came up with this intuition today because you didn't get a free meal last night... The logic is closed, you can do it."

"Oh, I'm not talking nonsense!" Although Lu Ziqiao felt that some of his secrets had been exposed, he still insisted, "I, Lu Ziqiao, dare to swear on my future peach blossoms that this Wen Sheng is definitely not simple!"

When many scumbags meet, even if they are just strangers before, they will develop a vague and indescribable connection. This is not because of the repulsion between the same sex, but... men's intuition!

When Lu Ziqiao makes this connection in his mind, his body will subconsciously become alert. After all, he claims to be the boss of the apartment, and he needs to protect the women in the apartment from being deceived by other scumbags except him!

"So you said so much just to prove that Wen Sheng is not a good man?" Zeng Xiaoxian sneered, "Go to bed, no one will believe it."

"That's right, I absolutely believe in Wen Sang."

"I know you don't believe me." Lu Ziqiao was not annoyed, but smiled confidently, "But I will make him reveal his true colors!"

"Lv Ziqiao, let me remind you friendly that Wen Sheng was Yifei's roommate. If you make Yifei's roommate angry and leave because of your stupidity, I think Hu Yifei will not only skin you alive, but also cut off your kidneys to...pay the rent." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and patted the shoulder of this good brother who was hopelessly courting death.

Lu Ziqiao's smile froze, and he shuddered subconsciously, then smiled again: "Don't worry, I just want to get to know my new neighbor better."

After a pause, he continued, "Besides, what's wrong with exposing one's true identity? Isn't I, Lu Ziqiao, living well?"

"After listening to you for so long, this is the only thing you said that sounds like a human being." Zeng Xiaoxian continued, "But it's a pity that someone like you, Lu Ziqiao, can still live well?"

……

At noon, downstairs of the Love Apartment.

Wen Sheng, who left last night, finally came back from his ex-wife's place. He should have come back in the morning, but Nuolan insisted that he teach him how to cook, so he had to have lunch there before coming back.

At the same time, he also gave Ms. Nuo a clear notice that she would not cry and ask him to come back to sleep with her like she did last night again!

Although divorce was just a pretext for his freedom, he had to keep up the pretext until his ex-wife completely changed.

As for what happened to Nuolan in bed last night after the lights were turned off...

Wen Sheng just wants to say that today is the fourth day of self-disciplined check-in!

It's just a matter of moving your hands, how can it be considered breaking the rules?
Omnivore Wen Sheng thought so while waiting for the elevator.

"Boom!"

Just as the elevator came down, he heard the sound of high heels hitting the ground. Wen Sheng looked back and saw a beautiful woman with a very...dignified appearance.

"Ding!"

The elevator door opened, Wen Sheng retracted his gaze and walked in. Thinking that the woman was still some distance away, he reached out to stop the elevator door that was about to close.

Besides the fact that she was a beauty, he also felt that she looked vaguely familiar.

Just as Wen Sheng was thinking, the hurried sound of high heels suddenly became orderly, and then Wen Sheng saw the beautiful woman jogging over with an LV bag, walking into the elevator in a dignified and elegant manner.

Then the woman smiled and nodded at him: "Thank you."

Wen Sheng smiled back, pressed the floor button, and continued to think about who the familiar-looking beauty next to him was.

After seeing the other party press the ninth floor button, Wen Sheng's eyes moved slightly. This beautiful woman who looks familiar also lives in the Love Apartment?

The characters that make me feel familiar must be the ones who have more roles in the original drama, and they are beautiful and live in the Love Apartment, and we have no intersection with them yet...

Wen Sheng had some vague guesses in his mind. Seeing that the elevator was about to reach the sixth floor, he turned his head slightly to look. Coincidentally, the beautiful woman next to his shoulder was looking at him.

The two looked at each other and then separated.

"Ding!"

Arriving at the sixth floor, Wen Sheng was now extremely confident that his guess was correct. After stepping out of the elevator, he hesitated for a moment before turning around and smiling, "Hello..."

"Yu Mo!" The beautiful woman replied with a smile while pressing the elevator door open button.

(End of this chapter)

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