The story of Rose starts with being a brother
Chapter 310 The Problem of Dog Man
Chapter 310 The Problem of Dog Man
As the night deepened, the battle in Jian Xi's house became more intense.
Lin Xiao and Lin Quan put aside their past grudges and joined hands to get the answers to the questions they wanted to know from the bastard. This was a rare opportunity for a showdown.
Although Jian Xi boasted that he had a strong physique and was not afraid of being drunk, the two girls had undergone a long period of physical transformation and were no longer the weaklings they used to be.
Although they didn't understand why, they were more or less aware of the increase in their alcohol tolerance, especially during Chinese New Year, when they could drink the most when dining with relatives.
That's why they dared to accept Jian Xi's invitation to a confession bureau.
It's just that this bastard insisted that they drink first before answering a question, so even though their alcohol tolerance has improved a lot, they still start to feel a little tipsy.
After Lin Xiao asked that fatal question, the atmosphere in the room suddenly became tense.
"Have you slept with Nan Xiang?"
"..."
Even though she had drunk a lot of wine, when she asked this question, Lin Xiao still looked at Jian Xi with burning eyes. Under the reflection of the overhead light, her eyes seemed to be emitting a strange light.
Even Lin Quan put down his wine glass at this moment, staring at Jian Xi.
Nan Xiang's matter is not only of great concern to Lin Xiao, but also a worry that has always weighed on her heart. She started to worry that something would happen between Jian Xi and Nan Xiang a long time ago, and she didn't expect that this matter would finally be brought to light again.
She also wanted to know this question.
"This question...you have to drink twelve glasses before I can answer it."
The dog man looked at the two people's condition, estimated their alcohol tolerance, and then said with a smile.
These are not small cups. The cups he prepared are all large. He doesn't believe that these two won't fall over after drinking twelve cups.
"you!"
Sure enough, when Lin Xiao heard this, his face changed drastically. After only two seconds, he pounced on Jian Xi and bit and scratched him.
"I'll bite you to death!"
Lin Xiao was so angry that she couldn't take it anymore. This bastard was just playing with her: "Why don't you dare to answer directly? You must have slept with Nan Xiang, right?"
"Hey, hey, hey, slander, you are slandering me. I only set the drinking requirement based on how seriously you take the problem. If you don't care so much about this matter, I certainly wouldn't let you drink so much."
Jian Xi held Lin Xiao's waist as he moved around on her body to prevent him from falling. It was quite fun to do such intense movements in pajamas.
"Excuse me! You must have slept with Nan Xiang!"
"You can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want!"
Lin Quan looked at the scene in front of him and didn't think much of it at first, but the more he looked at it, the more he felt something was wrong. Why did it feel like this couple was flirting in front of him?
So she couldn't help but pull Lin Xiao off Jian Xi, then looked at Jian Xi with a bad face and said, "You mean, as long as you don't ask too much, you don't have to drink so much?"
"Of course!"
The dog man smiled and filled up several glasses on the table with wine.
"Okay, then let me change the question..."
"No! I just want to know the answer to this question!"
Before Lin Quan could finish his words, he was interrupted by Lin Xiao, who had recovered from his shock. He then picked up a glass of wine on the table and poured it into his mouth.
Jian Xi raised his brows as he looked at the scene in front of him, thinking about stopping Lin Xiao after a few drinks. It was not because he didn't dare to answer the question, but because he was worried that this stupid woman would have problems after drinking so much.
"Lin Xiao, are you a pig? The nutrients from the meal you just ate were only absorbed by your breasts, right?"
At this moment, Lin Quan snatched away the third cup that Lin Xiao was about to drink in a bad mood.
"You mean a pig?"
Lin Xiao, who was holding back her anger, immediately turned her attention to Lin Quan. However, Lin Quan was too lazy to pay attention to her now. Instead, he looked at Jian Xi and asked, "Change the question. Senior, are you interested in Nan Xiang?"
"A glass of wine."
The bad man didn't expect that the little green tea girl would ask him in this way. After thinking about it, he smiled and gave the wine that he needed to drink to get this answer.
Hearing this, Lin Quan handed the glass of wine in his hand to Lin Xiao's mouth without hesitation: "Drink it."
"..."
Lin Xiao, who was already a little dizzy, was completely confused by this scene.
"Ah? Why do I have to drink it?"
"You seemed so eager to drink, so why don't you help me drink this cup? Besides, don't you want to know the answer to this question? This is much easier than drinking twelve cups."
After hearing Lin Quan's words, Lin Xiao was stunned for a moment, and then she used her not-so-bright brain to calculate the account.
So she took the wine handed to her by Lin Quan and poured it into her mouth.
"..."
Seeing this, Jian Xi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and couldn't help but say to Lin Quan: "A Quan, this is not very good. How can you let Lin Xiao drink for you when you ask the question?"
"What do you care about me? There's no rule that you can't drink on behalf of others. Hurry up, you have to drink a glass too, and then answer my question. Lin Xiao has already drunk it, why don't you hurry up!"
"That's right, drink it quickly, and answer the questions after drinking it!"
Lin Xiao put down his wine glass and urged him with a silly smile. Although he was not yet in a state of unconsciousness, he was more or less confused about the situation.
The rules of this game are that in addition to the person asking the question having to drink the wine corresponding to the question, if the person asking the question really drinks, then the person being asked must also drink the same number of glasses of wine. Otherwise, as the person being asked, Jian Xi wouldn't have to drink anything, right?
Including the question about the twelve glasses of wine before, if Lin Xiao was determined to ask this question, then after she drank twelve glasses, Jian Xi would also have to drink twelve glasses.
However, due to Lin Quan's obstruction, the issue was left unresolved, and the two glasses of wine that had already been drunk were also... wasted as Lin Xiao gave up.
Seeing that both of them were urging him, Jian Xi smiled and drank a glass of wine. Then he replied, "I never had any idea about Nan Xiang before, but now I have one."
"what?!"
Hearing this answer, Lin Xiao was so excited that she almost rushed over again, but Lin Quan was prepared and stopped her.
Then Lin Quan frowned and asked, "What does it mean that there was nothing before but there is now?"
"That's exactly what I meant. I used to think of her as just an ordinary friend, but thanks to you two, you kept hinting at Nan Xiang in my ear. Now when I look at her, it's hard not to think of the kind of thing you want to happen."
"Bullshit, you're blaming us!"
"Hey, hey, hey, Ah Quan, weren't you the one who told me when we were in school whether I was interested in Nan Xiang? And you, Lin Xiao, after knowing that Nan Xiang was working in my company, were you suspicious all the time, always asking me if I had an affair with her? I have always denied it, but you have never believed me. I swear that everything I said was true, okay?"
For this old problem, the old scumbag was very skilled in pushing it aside and blurring the timeline.
Whether it was when Lin Quan asked him at school, or when Lin Xiao asked him later, he really had nothing to do with Nan Xiang. As for now... he has fought with both legs.
But it doesn’t matter. The past is the past and the present is the present. Using the past to blur the present is just a very common thing.
Besides, what he said was not without reason. The reason why she and Nan Xiang got together was not only because Nan Xiang had a fever in front of her every day, but also because these two women mentioned it from time to time.
As for himself?
It's just a mistake that every man would make!
After hearing the bastard's blame-shifting speech, Lin Xiao and Lin Quan felt angry and helpless.
It was the little green tea who was a little more sober who spoke first: "Who told you to get so close to Nan Xiang? Nan Xiang is so pretty, and you're a big pervert, how can you not miss her?"
"Hey, you are slandering me too. Nan Xiang and I have known each other for so many years, and Lin Xiao knows it too. Don't ask him if I have ever had any wrong thoughts about Nan Xiang over the years?" Although he had attracted the two girls' previous firepower to himself, he couldn't let them continue to focus their fire on him now, so he still had to provoke them appropriately.
So when she heard the dog man say that, Little Green Tea looked at Lin Xiao. The tipsy Lin Xiao thought hard for a while, then shook his head and said, "No, Jian Xi really has never had anything with Nan Xiang."
Lin Quan frowned, looked at Lin Xiao who was testifying for Jian Xi, then looked at Jian Xi who looked innocent, and suddenly asked, "Are you having an affair with Nan Xiang now?"
"Lin Xiao just asked this question. I can only answer it after twelve glasses of wine."
After a pause, Jian Xi took a sip of wine, sighed deeply and continued: "But what's the point of asking this question? Will you believe the answer I give? I have answered it so many times in the past, but you all just didn't believe it, right?"
"..."
The old scumbag's answer immediately made the question even more confusing. After hesitating for a moment, Lin Quan asked tentatively: "So nothing happened between you and Nan Xiang?"
Jian Xi smiled.
Lin Quan asked again: "Or did you have sex with Nan Xiang?"
Jian Xi continued to smile.
It's the same reason. Unless you catch them in bed, who can be sure?
It is shameless to refuse to admit it, but it works.
Isn’t strong psychological quality also a necessary ability for a scumbag?
Feeling the silence in the room, Jian Xi smiled and said, "Okay, do you want to continue? If not, take a break. If you want to continue, I suggest you ask other questions. Don't keep dwelling on this question that you won't believe even if I answer it."
"Go on, of course!"
Today's opportunity is rare, and having come this far, the two girls will naturally not give it up.
Hearing this, Jian Xi poured a few more glasses of wine, and then said, "Okay, but you've been asking me all along, so it's my turn to ask you. Um... Also, let me add another rule, drink double the amount if you're asked to drink on behalf of someone else."
"Ask us? What do you want to ask us? There is nothing I dare not say!" Lin Quan was the first to express his opinion.
Lin Xiao followed closely and said, "Me neither!"
Thinking of the questions they had just asked Jian Xi, they both suddenly felt as if they were facing a formidable enemy. It wasn't that there was something they couldn't answer, but they were afraid of being caught by their rival.
Their alliance is very fragile.
When Jian Xi saw the expressions of the two of them, he couldn't help but smile. He was not a fool. Did he really think that tonight was going to be a game like Truth or Tell to uncover secrets?
After a few seconds of hesitation, the dog man smiled at Lin Quan and said, "A Quan, if Lin Xiao wasn't here tonight, what do you think we would be doing at this time?"
"..."
Little Green Tea, who was reviewing her relationship experience with Jian Xi and was always prepared for any tricky questions that the other party might ask, was stunned when she heard this question.
She looked at Jian Xi in front of her, then looked at Lin Xiao beside her whose face suddenly darkened, and suddenly she couldn't open her mouth.
At this time, the dog man laughed and said, "How many drinks do you think I need to drink before you can answer this question?"
"Uh……"
Obviously, this is an easy question, it couldn't be simpler, but if you say it out loud, it's still a little difficult.
After all, some things are suitable for doing but not for saying.
"One cup, no, two cups, no, five cups..."
"Tsk, why are you pretending? Now you don't dare to say it?"
Just when Little Green Tea was struggling, Lin Xiao, who had a sullen face, spoke in a bad tone.
As soon as she opened her mouth, Lin Quan, who was still struggling just now, immediately said angrily: "What is there to be afraid of? You just did it and I dare not say it? Making love! What's wrong? I can say it without Jian Xi drinking!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Little Green Tea took the initiative to pick up a glass of wine and drank it.
As expected, Lin Xiao, who knew the answer, started to attack his allies again after hearing this.
This time Jian Xi didn't hold the two of them back, but drank a glass of wine and said, "Okay, then Lin Xiao, let me ask you, if you and A Quan swapped bodies, would you still sleep with me?"
"..."
The abstract question asked by the dog man immediately stopped the two women who were pinching and kicking. They both looked dazed. After several seconds, Lin Xiao asked in disbelief, "What did you just ask?"
"Let me ask you, if you swapped bodies with A Quan, would you still go to bed with me?" The dog man asked the same question again with a smile.
Lin Xiao said angrily: "What kind of bullshit question are you asking? Are you trying to make fun of me?"
"How does this bother you? Compared to you guys who always ask me if I have an affair with other women, I only limit myself to our own affairs. Isn't that more relaxed?"
"Where is it loose? The question you ask is disgusting!"
"Who are you saying is disgusting?!" The green tea girl on the side also looked unhappy.
But at this time, the dog man smiled and said, "Lin Xiao may need to think about it. It's just right. Let me ask you another question, A Quan. If Lin Xiao and I swap bodies, will you sleep with me or with her?"
"..." Lin Quan was silent for a moment, and after a long while he managed to utter two words, "Disgusting!"
"If you can't answer, drink!"
"A Quan, what were you thinking about when you were doing it with me last time while calling Lin Xiao?"
"Lin Xiao, what were you thinking when you spied me and A Quan having sex?"
"A Quan, how did you feel when you slept naked with Lin Xiao?"
"Lin Xiao, if you go back to the day when you and Ah Quan officially met, would you still strip naked and fight with her?"
"A Quan, can you guess what size Lin Xiao's underwear is now?"
"..."
The questions asked by the stupid man became more and more abstract and more and more explicit. The two women could hardly bear it anymore and the wine on the table became less and less.
Until the end, Lin Quan, whose cheeks were flushed, suddenly widened her watery eyes and said in a delicate voice: "Wait, I want to ask you one last question."
Jian Xi, who also drank a lot, smiled and said, "You ask."
"Have you always wanted us both to be with you?"
Hearing this last question, the dog man smiled and did not answer directly. Instead, he took the wine glasses from the two women and drank the glass of wine in front of him together.
Then he stood up and walked to the two girls in their loose nightgowns, picked up one in each hand and carried them to the bedroom.
"Can't!"
Lin Quan, who was lying on the bed, shouted drunkenly, while Lin Xiao, who was beside him, felt sleepy as soon as he touched the bed and just kept looking for a pillow.
Jian Xi stripped the two girls of their pajamas and covered them with blankets, then said with a smile, "Don't worry, I'm not a scumbag who takes advantage of others. I'll tell you the answer to your question later in the night when you sober up."
"Okay, wait until I sober up and then tell me..."
After the dog man got into the quilt, Little Green Tea hugged him subconsciously, and then said vaguely.
"Good night, both of you."
(End of this chapter)
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