The Heavens Begin with Dream of the Red Chamber

Chapter 167: My legs are weak after I ejaculated too much

Time flies, and three days passed quickly.

During these three days, Zhou Rui's wife sent people to keep a close eye on Aunt Zhao, but to no avail.

Before, Aunt Zhao went out to watch Tanchun practice dancing. Now that her plan has failed, she has changed her strategy and no longer needs to watch her every day.

So Aunt Zhao suddenly returned to her previous behavior of not leaving the house every day, and just stayed in her own yard, not going anywhere else.

This made Zhou Rui's wife anxious. She suspected that her stalker had been discovered by Aunt Zhao, so she retreated.

Amid her anxiety, the day of encountering her immortal love arrived.

Early in the morning, just as the sky was getting light, the servants who were obsessed with this immortal fate gathered in the yard. They gathered in twos and threes, whispering to each other, wondering how true this immortal fate was and whether they had any chance.

"I feel a little uncertain. If this immortal fate is really that good, would the master and his wife let us get away with it?"

"You just don't understand, right? The master and mistress must have tried first, and made sure that the masters and ladies had no chance, so it was our turn."

"Yes, didn't you see that both Madam and Miss Lin fainted? The masters and ladies must have tried it first. If they really got the chance to become immortals, I'm afraid we wouldn't even get a glimpse of it. It must be because they didn't get it that they let us go up and try."

"That makes sense! After all, we are also servants of the Jia family. If we really get the chance to become an immortal, wouldn't we help our own family members as well?"

"People say that if one person succeeds, all his family members will benefit. Masters and mistresses are not like family members. Who would refuse such a thing?"

"Tell me, if I become an immortal, will the master and his wife have any objections to taking the two maids with me?"

"What a prospect! If you really become an immortal, why would you bring along a maid? You can pick any girl you want!"

As everyone talked, the smiles on their faces gradually twisted and began to spread to the lower three directions.

"Ahem, watch your mouths, the master and mistress are coming out."

After being reminded, everyone immediately became serious and stopped talking nonsense. They lined up obediently and waited for the master and mistress to lecture them.

Jia Zheng first stood in the crowd and shouted at the top of his lungs:

"Today's Immortal Fate Meeting does not consider one's background or ability, but only fate and merit. Master, considering the hard work and contributions of everyone in the mansion, I allow everyone to come and try, but I will not force you. Those who are willing to try their luck can stay, and those who are not willing can leave now!"

"Let's be frank. This immortal fate depends on one's fate. If one is not destined to be with you, no matter how hard one tries, one will not be able to obtain it. If one tries to force it, it will only hurt others and oneself. At the very least, one will become physically weak, and at worst, one will suffer a serious illness."

"For safety reasons, this Immortal Fate Conference will be hosted by Lord Zhan Niansi. Everyone should follow Lord Zhan's orders."

He was out of breath and after shouting a few times, he became breathless. He hurriedly explained everything in a few words and gave his seat to Master Zhan.

As long as Mr. Zhan stood there, his voice could reach everyone's ears without him having to shout loudly.

"Please look at that room over there first. I put the treasure mirror in the room at the end of the corridor."

"After a while, everyone lined up and went in one by one. After entering the room, they knelt on the cushion on the ground and prayed devoutly while looking at the treasure mirror."

"During the prayer process, you are not allowed to look away and have no evil thoughts, otherwise you will be punished by the gods."

"For safety reasons, everyone must tie a rope around their waist before entering. After entering the room, there will be a time limit. If you don't come out by the time limit, I will have someone forcibly pull you out and put an end to everything. This will prevent you from being too greedy and falling into this trap, which could put your life in danger."

After hearing Mr. Zhan's arrangements, everyone felt relieved. At least they knew that they would not faint or become seriously ill like their own wives.

After Master Zhan finished the arrangements, he asked everyone to enter the room one by one in order to "encounter the immortal fate".

According to the order, Zhou Rui, the housekeeper, should have gone in first, but he was also a cunning fellow. He knew what was going on with his wife and didn't believe in the "immortal encounter" thing. He was unwilling to be the first one to go in, fearing that he would suffer a loss. So he smiled and refused, pointing at a silly man and said with a smile:
"Master Zhan, Jia Gui'er has always been diligent and honest. If there is any chance of immortality, I think he will have a better chance than me, so let him go in first."

Master Zhan glanced at him, knowing what he was thinking, so he didn't force him and just waved his hand at the man, "Then you go in first."

The man named Jia Guier was indeed a simple and honest man. He really thought that Zhou Rui was good to him. He was overjoyed and thanked him profusely. Then he tied the rope around his waist and ran into the room impatiently.

Zhou Rui watched coldly from the side. When the rope stopped moving, Master Zhan asked people to start counting. After counting three or five, they heard Jia Guier's screams coming from the room.

"Ah... God, please spare me, I was wrong..."

Zhou Rui was so frightened that he trembled all over, and secretly thanked God that he did not actually go in.

Originally, the house was right next to the square, not far from here. Everyone present heard it, and it exploded with a "boom". They all looked over there and started talking about it.

"What's wrong? What's wrong?"

"What on earth is in the room? Why is it screaming so miserably?"

"Isn't he dead in there?"

"He's begging for mercy, so he's definitely not dead. But I'm almost thinking about it, so he probably won't be able to get out."

Upon seeing this, Mr. Zhan waved his hand and asked someone to pull the rope hard.

Several people pulled the rope out quickly as if they were playing tug-of-war, and in no time they dragged Jia Guier out of the house like a dead dog.

Even though Jia Gui'er was dragged out, he still knelt on the ground, kowtowed, and begged for mercy loudly.

"God, please spare my life. I was wrong. Please don't kill me!"

Master Zhan frowned and shouted sternly:

"shut up!"

"How can a god kill people randomly?"

"You are out of the house now, you are safe!"

Jia Gui'er then raised his head in confusion, looked around, and found that the familiar faces around him were staring at him with burning eyes. He immediately sat down on the ground, gasping for breath.

"Humph, just by looking at your appearance, I know you have failed the test of the gods. Go back!"

"Next!"

Master Zhan waved his hand, and someone lifted up Jia Gui'er, untied the ropes on his body, and pushed him away.

Jia Gui'er walked into the crowd tremblingly, his face pale and looking extremely exhausted.

The crowd was not in a hurry to go back into the room. Instead, they gathered around it and asked in unison:
"Jia Gui'er, my good brother, tell me what you saw in there and why you were so scared?"

Jia Guier stretched out his hand and slapped himself in the face, saying in annoyance:
"Alas, there is a fairy palace inside. The sky is full of stars and the ground under my feet is full of clouds. I have brought this upon myself and should not have entertained evil thoughts..."

Before he finished speaking, Master Zhan shouted:

"shut up!"

"The secrets of heaven cannot be revealed. That is where the fate of the immortals lies. Everything you see is the secrets of heaven. Aren't you afraid of being punished by heaven for revealing the secrets of heaven so recklessly?"

Master Zhan looked around and kindly reminded:

"I would like to advise you privately that everything you saw after entering the room should not be disclosed to outsiders after you come out, otherwise something bad may happen."

"Of course, this is just my personal advice. It's up to you whether you listen to it or not."

Jia Guier shuddered all over and waved his hands to everyone, saying:

"Don't ask me. If you want to know what's inside, just go in and see for yourself."

"Alas, my immortal fate..."

He walked away dejectedly. Everyone saw that although he seemed a little weak just now, he seemed to be fine now, and most likely his life was not in danger. So they plucked up their courage and came over, wanting to go in and try their luck.

Master Zhan then casually ordered someone to tie a rope around him and then let him in.

Fortunately, there was no scream this time, but after the timer was up, Mr. Zhan decisively ordered people to pull the rope out. Then people saw that the man had fainted inside.

Mr. Zhan had already invited a doctor for today and had someone go up to give the patient acupuncture and medicine, and the patient woke up in no time.

After waking up, the man shouted:
"Ghost... there is a ghost... I didn't kill you..."

My goodness, there is actually a life on this guy!
Master Zhan coughed dryly and reminded again:
"What you saw was an illusion. You don't need to tell anyone what you saw."

The man suddenly came to his senses and faced with the strange looks from the people around him, he didn't dare to say anything. He immediately got up and ran away in shame.

Seeing that this person had fainted but did not look like he was going to die, everyone felt more relieved and became even more enthusiastic about this immortal opportunity.

Then people went in one by one and came out one by one.

Some of these people screamed, some remained silent, and some fainted. However, these people had learned from their previous experiences, and after they came out, no matter what they encountered inside, they all left without saying a word in shame.

Seeing these people's performance, even Zhou Rui was moved.

He knew best what the house looked like.

Before, Master Zhan asked Jia Zheng to prepare an empty room. This job was originally done by Zhou Rui and his men. They moved all the things in the room out, leaving only an empty house with nothing in it.

The only thing left was a table in the center, which was the place reserved for the treasure mirror. However, the treasure mirror had been in the hands of the hermit master, Mr. Zhan, and was only officially placed there before everything started this morning.

How could this empty house make so many people become like this?

It doesn’t make sense!

After thinking about it, the only problem could only be with that treasure mirror.

He knew that his wife often played with this treasure mirror in the past, but he had never seen it before and didn't know what would happen after seeing it.

Could it be that there really is some immortal connection in this treasure book?

Could it be that because of the "Yan Sheng" incident, the mansion had to make the matter of "Xian Fate" public?
Zhou Rui pondered for a long time and felt that he had to go in and take a look himself, otherwise he would never know the truth. Anyway, so many people before him were fine, it didn't make sense that something would happen to him.

After thinking about this, he came over and wanted to go in.

He was the chief steward in the mansion, so of course others had to give way to him, so he easily cut in line.

After tying the rope carefully first, Zhou Rui cheered himself up and strode towards the house.

As soon as he opened the door and walked along the corridor, he found something was wrong.

It seemed as if there were faint sounds of Buddhist chanting coming from all directions. There was also a faint fragrance in the air, as if I was walking in a Buddhist temple.

its not right!
Where did this thing come from?
Also, didn’t Jia Guier say that this was a fairy palace? There were stars and clouds here, so why did it feel like a Buddhist temple?

Although he was confused, he did not stop walking. In a few steps he reached the end of the corridor. He put his hands on the door and pushed it hard. Suddenly, Buddha's light filled his face and the sound of Sanskrit chanting exploded in his ears like a huge bell.

"hiss……"

Zhou Rui took a deep breath, looked at the solemn Buddha statue in front of him, his knees went weak, and he fell to his knees on the ground with a plop.

He no longer cared about the pain in his knees; his heart was filled with ecstasy.

This is truly a fairy-like fate!

The originally empty big room now looked like paradise. The table that was originally placed in the middle was now occupied by a huge Buddha statue, surrounded by golden light. The Buddha light behind its head flickered and changed in the circular halo, and what was held in its hands was none other than the treasure mirror.

Looking around, the originally bare walls were now covered with carved beams and painted rafters, and all were various flying celestial beings painted on them. The paintings even seemed alive, swimming on the walls.

There were also many Bodhisattvas and Arhats who were looking down at him from afar in the sky.

Above the ground, white clouds are floating, and this place looks like paradise no matter how you look at it.

Zhou Rui did not dare to be negligent. He trembled all over, kowtowed repeatedly, and chanted the Buddha's name.

"Love Amitabha, Buddha is above, I am Zhou Rui, I am here to greet you."

A vague voice came from somewhere, "Look up and see my treasure mirror."

Zhou Rui quickly raised his eyes and looked at the treasure mirror. In a trance, he saw his wife, Mrs. Wang, smiling and waving her finger at him.

Somehow, Zhou Rui became so bold and lustful that he stepped into the treasure mirror and had sex with the beautiful woman inside.

As he shivered, there was another explosion in his ears. The original paradise suddenly disappeared, and everything around him suddenly turned into the appearance of Avici Hell. The Buddha statue turned into an evil ghost, the flying celestials turned into ghosts, and the Sanskrit chanting turned into ghost howling.

"Ah..." Zhou Rui screamed and kowtowed for mercy, "Buddha, please spare my life. I shouldn't have such evil thoughts. Please give me another chance."

As soon as he finished speaking, the Avici Hell disappeared and the Buddha came again.

Zhou Rui was grateful and kowtowed repeatedly, "Thank you, Buddha. I will definitely change my ways and never break the precepts of adultery again."

Unexpectedly, when he looked up, he saw the precious mirror again. Somehow, he forgot everything again, stepped in again, and broke his vow of chastity again.

Naturally, he was thrown into the Avici Hell again.

He hurriedly prayed to the Buddha for mercy again, and he was released again.

He swore again, but when he saw the precious mirror, he forgot everything, broke the precept of adultery again, and was thrown into the Avici Hell again.

This time he had experience. Although he was afraid, he did not scream out loud. He still remembered looking up, and then he shuddered. He saw a skeleton staring at him with its dark eyes.

Oh no, I’m afraid the Buddha is really angry this time!

Just as he was about to beg again, he suddenly felt a huge force at his waist. He was unable to resist at all and was dragged out of the room, down the corridor like a dead dog, and out the door.

After returning to the familiar environment, Zhou Rui took a few quick breaths and felt regretful in his heart. Why couldn't he pass the test of the lust ring?

If I pass this test, will I have the chance to become an immortal? And then I will be able to get any woman I want, right?
He sighed and struggled to get up from the ground, only to find that his legs had already become weak after having orgasmed several times before. If Master Zhan hadn't asked someone to pull him out, he would have died of exhaustion in there without even realizing it.

"Amitabha, my Buddha is compassionate."

Zhou Rui hurriedly clasped his hands together and chanted a few Buddhist mantras. His heart was pounding. He was so scared that he dared not think about it anymore and went back to change his pants in shame.

Master Zhan watched him walk away dejectedly, smiled coldly, and continued to preside over the "Encounter with Immortal Fate" conference.

Of course, everything here was conjured up by him.

The fairy palace, paradise, hell..., in fact, they are just the interior decoration of the house that he had set in advance, just like the skins in the game, different people will enter and switch to different environments.

The stars and arhats in the sky are nothing more than a LCD screen installed on the ceiling, and then movie images are played on it, and some dry ice mist is put on the ground to act as clouds.

Buddha's light, Sanskrit chanting, ghost howling... these things are easier to make, they are just lights and stereo sound.

With this complete set of skins, anyone who comes will be crippled!

Even Zhou Rui, who knew part of the inside story, was bewitched by this "immortal fate", let alone others, who did not doubt it at all.

Master Zhan also warned them not to reveal the secret. The less they communicated with each other, the less likely they would be exposed.

In addition, they all violated the "lust precepts", and basically the objects of their YY were their own masters and mistresses, or other unspeakable figures. Naturally, no one dared to speak out. Even if they communicated with each other, they only talked about the fairy palace, Buddha and so on, and dared not mention the tests encountered in the treasure mirror. This was safer.

Even Jia Zheng was finally tempted and wanted to go in and take a look, so Master Zhan had to pull him aside and said nonsense:
"There are some hallucinogenic fumes in there that are slightly harmful to the body. Uncle Zheng should not go in."

"Does Uncle Zheng know whether this treasure mirror has immortal affinity or not?"

Jia Zheng thought about it and believed his nonsense and gave up his original idea.

Thanks to the book friend "Qian Si Man Qiao" for the reward of 1500 coins!
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(End of this chapter)