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Chapter 224: Beat you until you can’t control your sphincter!
Cerberus looked at the Lionheart on the roof with a look of a retard. Although he didn't say a word, his meaning was very clear.

Are you stupid!
What does it have to do with me, a watchdog, if a mortal uses urine to brush his teeth?
King Lionheart was not lying. In ancient Rome, people did use urine to rinse their mouths and also used it to wash their hair.

Although I don’t know whether people in the Greek period would do this, since this custom was prevalent in Rome, I guess ancient Greece wasn’t much better!

However, King Lionheart's hygiene habits teased Cerberus, which was truly like killing one thousand enemies but losing eight hundred of his own.

During the Crusades era when he lived, human living conditions were not very good, and since he was still a human being, he also had some of these bad living habits.

And Cerberus is a mythical beast, not even a human!
How mortals live has nothing to do with him.

So he had no intention of defending the ancient Greeks at all, but instead directly mocked them.

"You Christians don't take baths. Your urine is cleaner than you are."

During the Middle Ages, due to the habit of bathing in large baths inherited from Rome, public baths became the main place for prostitutes to sell sex, and various sexually transmitted diseases were spread through the baths.

So the Christian Church closed all public baths with a formal decree. As a result, this matter gradually evolved into rumors that bathing would make people sick or even possessed by demons, causing people in the Middle Ages to be very resistant to bathing.

King Richard the Lionheart lived in this period, and as a devout Christian, he rarely took a bath.

"Haha, your dog mouth is really powerful. I will cut off your tongue and roast it later."

King Lionheart charged forward, and the wooden house beneath his feet could not withstand his force and suddenly collapsed.

In the smoke of collapsing buildings, King Lionheart came to Cerberus's crotch and chopped at the base of his tail.

Sliding has always been an excellent method for dealing with large monsters. As long as you avoid the claws, you can directly attack the soft abdomen and a large number of vital parts. It is an extremely efficient fighting method.

But this is of no use to Cerberus, he has practiced it specially!
The tail with a snake head bent and bit towards the Lionheart King. The sharp fangs with a cold light and the color of steel were enough to cripple the Lionheart King, a saint.

He drew back his sword to block, and the fangs were blocked by the sword, causing sparks to fly. The snake head did not force its way forward, as the fangs were not the only weapon he had.

During the stalemate, the snake head spewed out a thick green poisonous mist, which corroded the cross robe on the Lionheart King's body with a sizzling sound.

At the same time, the hair on Cerberus' body began to turn into poisonous snakes, which hung down from the top of the Lionheart's head and spewed poison at him.

Seeing that he was about to be surrounded by poisonous snakes, King Lionheart exerted force and pushed away the snake's tail. A few sword lights chopped the hanging poisonous snake into pieces. He used his cloak to block the venom sprayed by the snake and rushed out.

As they distanced themselves, the Lionheart's body was shining with silver light. His robe and cloak had been completely corroded by the venom, but those were originally decorative items. The heavy knight armor covering his entire body was the equipment that really worked.

"You look like you remind me of those rotting corpses, with maggots dancing all over their bodies like you."

The Lionheart laughed at Cerberus' current appearance, not caring at all that he had just been surrounded by the twisting and dancing poisonous snakes on Cerberus' body, and even his robe and cloak were destroyed.

But what he said was very appropriate. Cerberus' body was now covered with hair that had turned into poisonous snakes, and the madly twisted and struggling poisonous snakes did look like maggots.

But he is not an incompetent rotting corpse!
"You church people really like shiny things. Do you really want to cover up your ugly deeds?"

"Scandal? Their scandals are none of my business."

King Lionheart certainly knew what kind of people the priests of the church were, and he would not take the blame for them.

Sword energies that could tear the earth apart were born in the hands of the Lionheart. He kept his distance and took the initiative. The shining silver-white sword light rushed towards Cerberus like a knight charging into battle. His blood was boiling a little.

Although he no longer has flesh and blood.

The sword flashed instantly and pierced through Cerberus' body in an instant, but not a drop of blood flowed out of his body, and no wound appeared.

The one that was pierced by the sword light was just an illusion, which was left in place because of his speed. He started to move when the sword light was about to tear him apart, but in an instant he bypassed the attack of the Lionheart King and came in front of him.

In terms of physical fitness, Cerberus, as a mythical beast, far surpasses humans!
The authority of knowledge allows him to easily see loopholes in attacks and achieve the greatest progress with the least effort.

The claws swung and the Lionheart was slapped away, crashing into the church on the other side of the road.

Don't expect to see statues of Christ staring at you in the church. There are no statues of Christ in Salem, but there are a lot of strange evil gods.

"Wow! A hole-in-one. Wanna keep going?"

Cerberus had no intention of continuing the fight. As long as King Lionheart stopped chasing them, he would only take Selene and the others back to the underworld. This was Christ's territory, and being too high-profile would lead to trouble.

Pushing the bricks off his body, King Lionheart patted his armor to get rid of the dust that had stuck to him.

"Oh, I was just getting excited, how can it end like this? If you want to run away, just ignore what I said."

Escape is impossible. Cerberus will only lead people to evacuate safely, not flee in a panic.

If one doesn't let go and the other doesn't want to escape, then they can only keep going!

Cerberus appeared in front of the Lionheart again, and before he could even get out of the way, his claws had already struck him on the head.

"boom!"

With a loud bang, the ground cracked, and the church collapsed, stirring up a cloud of dust.

At this time, a human voice came from under his claws.

"As expected, when fighting against beasts like you, I still have to use my fists to be passionate!"

In the dust, at the center of the cracked earth, King Lionheart, clad in dazzling silver armor, threw away his sword and took Cerberus' blow with his fist.

Although the visor blocked the view and his face could not be seen clearly, his excitement could be felt without seeing.

"Are you ready, Cerberus? I'm going to do it!"

Pooh!
Cerberus really wanted to vomit stomach acid on his face, saying it as if you hadn't attacked before.

But he couldn't spit it out now, because the Lionheart, who had freed his fists, was now suddenly a little outrageous!
He dodged Cerberus' claws, stepped forward, and punched him on the chin, knocking his front half into the air.

The punch didn't hit him at all, but the air created by the fist hit Cerberus, hitting his chin like a train running at 180 miles per hour. There was no magic, only pure power created this air cannon!

Cerberus was surprised that the Lionheart could do such a thing, but that was the extent of the damage to him.

He took advantage of the situation and did a backflip. His hard, strong tail lashed at the Lionheart like a steel whip, but he dodged it. The speed was a bit too slow for him.

"Is that all you can do, dog? Then you're going to become a dead dog!"

The Lionheart, who dodged the dog's tail and the snake's head, punched out again. This time, the powerful air cannon hit Cerberus straight in the face, knocking out his front teeth, rushing into his stomach, and piercing his anus!
This punch rushed out everything in his stomach, and colorful stuff sprayed all over the floor, stinking terribly!

Thanks to Cui Zhenglong from Yaozhi1901 and Ouyeyeyeye for their recommendation votes.

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