I'm starting a mythical revival in Tokyo

Chapter 211 I'm here to pick a fight

Mary roared like a lioness and Christ was dragged into the confessional.

As a mother, she still has certain requirements for her daughter-in-law, even though her son is Christ.

She didn't have much say in choosing who would be her daughter-in-law. That's how it is in the Christian church, men are the head of the family.

In God's absence, Christ, as the clear eldest son and heir, is the biggest one in the family.

But this doesn't mean she has no demands at all!

There are so many good girls in the church, but instead of choosing Lilith who betrayed the Garden of Eden, he chose her. This is going to make her angry to death!
In the confessional, Mary was counseling Christ, while outside, Noah was conducting a preliminary screening of Christ's bride.

"George, tell those women that those who are not virgins don't need to come. Let them go back."

“That would mean losing a lot of people.”

"Yes."

Although it is a creation condensed by the incense of faith, Saint George and his group of saints still know a lot about the church!
There are nuns in the church who remain chaste for life, but they are very few.

Moreover, joining and leaving are very free, and some nuns have been to the nunnery twice or three times.

There are many nuns who met the man they liked while serving as nuns, left the ranks to get married, and then returned to serve as nuns after breaking up.

Therefore, even among the nuns, there are very few virgins. Noah's order will eliminate at least one-third of the women.

Not to mention the ordinary girls who rushed over after hearing the news. Unless Christ chose someone who was only eleven or twelve years old, there would definitely not be a virgin among them!
"Oh, really? You want to give Christ more options."

"Yes, with more people, we can always find a bride that meets the Lord's requirements."

This is true. Even a monkey can type out Shakespeare's masterpieces by randomly typing on the keyboard, so how can it be easy to find a woman who is beautiful enough?

As long as the number is large enough, even the smallest probability can be raised to 100%, making this happen.

If you can't find the one you like among ten thousand women, then look among a hundred thousand or a million people. You will always find her.

"Is that so? Then when God wakes up, you can tell him that his daughter-in-law is a second-hand product."

Noah didn't know whether the brains of these saints were on their butts. Are they looking for some kind of reproductive tool now?

That is looking for a bride for Christ and a daughter-in-law for God!
Let God wake up and know that his son is using second-hand goods, and all of them who are doing this will be flushed down the toilet by him!
Rules are rules!

What is the hymen for? It is to prove virginity!
Impurity and adultery are sins prescribed by God. Finding a second-hand one for his son, unless the first-hand one was also used by Christ, otherwise when God wakes up, if they don’t die, then God must be a fake!

The saints surrounding Noah looked at each other, and after thinking for 0.01 seconds, they immediately began to eliminate the non-virgin bride candidates.

Fortunately, Noah reminded them, otherwise if Christ really chose a non-virgin bride, they would have to face the wrath of God!
The originally crowded crowd was divided and evacuated. With the saint present, chastity could be confirmed very quickly. Just a glance would tell whether there had been any reproductive behavior.

"Friends, the grand Christian matchmaking event has undergone a major change. The saints are dividing the crowd, and the brides Christ chooses will be limited to virgins."

"This is simply the greatest contempt and insult to women. We women also have the right to choose how to live our lives. This is discrimination against women!"

The photographer looked at the female reporter who was racing in front of the camera in confusion, "Sister, are you trying to kill yourself?"

And through his headphones he heard orders from the TV station's top brass, asking him to continue filming because their ratings were up!

Sacrifice one reporter for the happiness of the entire company. It is not easy to find reporters with such a spirit of sacrifice!
She is big and strong, with black hair, black eyes and dark skin. Her width is equal to her height. You can tell at first glance that she is a politically correct woman... The female reporter was encouraged when she saw that no one came out to stop her from cursing the church.

This is a great opportunity to make a name for yourself!

Now no one dares to say anything bad about Christ, but she does!
She is the best at attracting attention. It would be great if a few saints could come out to confront her. With her advanced politically correct boxing skills, she would definitely force the church to admit its mistakes!
Even the bitches on TV can't beat me, let alone these priests.

"Hey, sir, are you here to send your girlfriend to be the bride of Christ?" "Get out of the way, fat pig, you're blocking my view."

Mo Gui just doesn't understand. You look like a pig, a black wild boar at that. How dare you go out for a shoot?

Do people on this TV station like to eat pork?
The simple word "fat pig" made the female reporter break down. Since the emergence of political correctness boxing, she has never heard the word "fat pig" again.

The last person who called her a fat pig was sued by her and she paid $100,000 in compensation for mental damage. She fought her way up to her current position as an outdoor host through boxing. Unexpectedly, she heard the word fat pig again today.

If she doesn't make Mo Gui compensate her for mental damage today and ruin his reputation, all this weight she gained will be in vain!
As a veteran boxer, the tears came instantly and gushed out of his eyes.

"Family, I never thought that there are still people who would judge a person by their appearance and verbally insult an obese person."

"Family! I'm being discriminated against!"

"Fat pig, you're blocking my view!"

Mo Gui kicked the black-skinned wild boar away, and the fat on its body formed a layer of lard on the soles of his shoes.

The commotion here immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the square, not only because a fat pig weighing several hundred pounds fell to the ground, but also because of the pig-killing-like howling.

"Help! Kill someone!"

The priest who was responsible for maintaining order rushed over immediately. There were already not enough people today, and now something like this happened. The priest who rushed over already started cursing in his heart!

"What's going on here?"

"Father! You have to help me! This man, this man kicked me!"

The female reporter pulled the priest's hand and climbed up. Fortunately, the priest was a paladin, otherwise he would have been pulled down by her.

"Sir, is this true?"

"Well, she was blocking my view, so I told her to get lost."

The priest sighed. How could he say that?
If Mo Gui said that the woman fell down by herself, he would have helped her. Why did he just admit it?

As the priest who was closest to the scene, he heard what the female reporter said, but as a priest who was there to maintain order he couldn't do anything, otherwise he would have come out and beaten this fat pig who gossiped about Christ.

But now that Mo Gui has admitted it himself, there is nothing I can do to help him. I can only handle the matter impartially.

"Sir, may I ask your name? I need to hand your case over to the police."

Although Montreal has become a holy city because of the coming of Christ, the functions of the government are still in the hands of the government, and Christ is not interested in these matters.

"Name? There are many. Which one are you asking about?"

"Well, whichever one you think is suitable."

"Lucifer."

The priest's face changed and he said in a deep voice: "Sir, this is not funny."

Saying that you are Lucifer in front of Christian church clergy is like saying that you are a drug lord in front of drug enforcement police. This is completely looking for trouble!

"Father, I'm not kidding. If you don't believe me, I'll let Christ come out to testify for me."

Mo Gui no longer concealed his aura, and a huge sense of crisis instantly enveloped all the saints. Even the closed Garden of Eden was shaken by this aura.

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