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Chapter 209: Expedition to Hell
"Yo! Christ, I'm back!"

"Have you chosen the person?"

"Do you still need me to report this to you? Just take a look with your all-knowing eyes and you will know."

Noah, holding a bottle of wine in one hand and Bayonetta in the other, rushed into the Holy Throne Hall of Christ.

Now that he had chosen his bride, Noah returned to Montreal with his guards. He had no choice but to ask Christ to be the witness for his wedding. No one else would do.

Noah, who was drunk and lamenting that his happy times were about to be gone forever, felt his fiancée trembling beside him.

"Why are you shaking like that? Christ won't eat people. This guy is very timid. What are you afraid of?"

Christ did not eat people, he just killed people.

Bayonetta was not trembling out of fear of Christ. As a fanatical nun, she could be afraid of anyone except Christ. Christ was her great backer, so how could she be afraid of him?
She was shaking because Noah had dragged her in at the wrong time.

The Garden of Eden Cathedral was now filled with people. Tens of thousands of priests and nuns were standing solemnly under the leadership of the saints. Noah just pulled her and ignored everyone and walked before Christ.

Being scrutinized by all the saints and Christs, she was not a big-hearted, thick-skinned and naive person, so it was normal for her to tremble in her heart.

She signaled Noah with her eyes to look back, because the saints were staring at him!

Although Noah was drunk, his mind was still clear. He glanced back and saw a neat row of people, all dressed neatly as if they were attending a funeral.

"Hiccup~ Christ, are you going to be crucified again? So many people are here to set up a scaffold for you."

Speaking of crucifying Christ, if someone else came out and said this, the saints and priests present would be able to hang him on the cross.

But it was Noah who said this, so the saints pretended not to hear it. As for the priests and nuns standing behind them, they didn't even dare to say a word, because they were still trembling with excitement about meeting Christ!
"Noah, this is a battle."

Christ waved his hand, signaling Noah to find a seat and stand still, so that he could finish blessing the journey first.

As the builder of the ark to save the world, Noah has a very high status. In Christianity, like Christ, he is a saint with the status of savior.

Only God can educate him!
So he didn't give Christ any face and asked directly: "Go to war? Who are you going to fight? The Oasis Cult? Those idiots who live in the desert?"

"Noah, watch your words and actions. Even though you are calling a heretic a heretic, you shouldn't be so vulgar."

"Tsk, they are heretics, why don't you just send George and the others? Why make such a big fuss? It's like you are being buried with them."

After saying that, it's time to take a sip of wine to moisten your throat. The bottle is full of wine and you just can't pour it out, not even a drop.

Needless to say, it was Christ who did it. If Noah had drunk it, the blessing for the battle would have turned into a banquet.

"Humph!"

The bottle of wine was swung and almost hit Saint Laurent on the head. Noah took out another bottle, but still couldn't pour a drop of wine into his mouth. No matter what wine he took, he couldn't drink a drop of wine in front of Christ except wine.

While wine may be just wine in the eyes of others, in the hands of Noah and other saints of the Christian Church, it is the real blood of Christ.

This thing is only drunk when you need to buff yourself. Who has the time to drink other people's blood?
Aren’t you afraid of infectious diseases?

Noah emptied the wine bottles on the floor but couldn't take a sip. The wine in the bottles that fell to the ground flowed out again, and the fragrant aroma of the wine filled the entire church for a moment.

Noah, who was unable to consume alcohol, sobered up. He had to drink a lot of alcohol to get himself a little drunk, otherwise he would be terribly sober.

"Don't you have a wine jug? I can't control your wine jug. Don't you want to take it out and drink?"

"You know you can't just take that flagon out."

Noah had a set of clothes, which was given by God, and the wine jug was one of them, which contained fine wine that would never run dry. But he hated that set of clothes because it was a captain's suit.

"Okay, stand up quickly and let me finish my blessing."

"Okay, okay, go ahead."

Noah pulled Bayonetta and sat down on the steps. Why stand when they could sit?

He didn't go to the war, so even if he wanted to go, Christ would have to pull him back.

There was no shortage of generals and knights among the saints who were capable of fighting, but he was the only one who could build an ark.

No one was causing trouble, and Christ began to bless the saints and knights who were about to set out to the demon world.

This ceremony was actually very short. Christ only needed to say a few words and then sprinkle the holy water purified by him. If it weren't for Noah's interference, St. George, St. Laurent and others would have already led their people to fight against the demon world.

Christ was not a man of great learning, but he was also an eloquent preacher. His impassioned encouragement and blessings moved the priests and nuns below to tears!
In fact, he didn't have to say anything. As long as he showed up, these fanatics would be willing to die on the spot, let alone accept Christ's blessing to expedition to the demon world and conquer the devil.

Let the demons of the underworld see a self-destructive man whose will is harder than steel!
But Noah heard something wrong in Christ's speech, that was the treatment of Lilith.

Lilith was the first fallen human being and has long been synonymous with temptation and depravity. However, Christ did not want St. George and his men to kill Lilith, but instead asked them to capture her alive and bring her back.

This was the first time Noah had heard this request. He didn't know how strong Lilith was now, but he thought she wasn't that strong.

But behind her is Lucifer, the first fallen angel. His strength is not to be underestimated. Even if St. George and the others attack her together, they may not be able to defeat him. To snatch the person from him, is it because Christ drank too much, or is it because Lucifer has become weaker?

Although he heard something wrong, Noah did not interrupt Christ's blessing ceremony.

None of the other saints raised any questions; their absolute obedience to Christ prevented them from questioning any of Christ's commands.

Even if the order is as outrageous as capturing the First Fallen alive, they will carry it out resolutely!

Lilith is blessed now. Both Lucifer and Christ will protect her. Two major camps are serving her alone. Is this a small blessing?

Christ spent a day and a night blessing tens of thousands of priests and nuns, but the time was accelerated and only one hour passed outside the Garden of Eden Church.

When the saints set out with the priests and nuns, Noah raised his own questions from behind Christ.

"Why would you let them capture Lilith alive? Shouldn't you have let them kill Lilith?"

"It doesn't cleanse them of their sin."

"Are you talking nonsense again? She is corrupt and lustful. How else do you want to purify her except by killing her? Let her come back and lick God's toes?"

"No, as long as she is willing to return to the Garden of Eden."

"Back to the Garden of Eden? Tsk! She left from the Garden of Eden, how could it be possible that..."

Noah did not say anything else. As someone who could enter the Garden of Eden, he knew the situation inside very well. Not only was there no God, the owner of the garden, there were also no Adam and Eve.

"You don't mean to..."

"It's just what you think."

"How could you have such an idea?"

Noah really wanted to pry open Christ's brain and see what was going on in the brain that God had passed down to him!
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