I'm starting a mythical revival in Tokyo
Chapter 186: What flavor do you want your brain to taste?
Chapter 186: What flavor do you want your brain to taste?
Cerberus, son of Typhon, gatekeeper of the underworld, and Pluto's beloved dog, is a majestic and very active guy (or so he thinks).
In fact, he has a little-known but well-known hobby, which is writing a diary.
The underworld is an organization that operates according to strict order, and the gatekeeper's duties are important but also very leisurely.
Just like the gatekeeper in a government agency, we can’t do without him, but it seems that it doesn’t matter without him.
Because there isn't much for him to do.
Cerberus therefore had plenty of time to develop his hobbies. Not only did he have a good handwriting in cursive script (no one could recognize it except himself), he could also illustrate important things (the paintings were very good).
Now he was recording the third biggest gossip he had ever heard in his life. The first was about Zeus and Persephone, and the second was about Zeus and Amphitrite.
Aphrodite had intercourse with her sons, this is something worth noting!
"Cerberus! Stop drawing and go save her!"
Athena tore up his drawing paper, and before the scraps of paper fell to the ground, he had already started a new one.
Don't underestimate his painting skills, they are the result of countless trials and tribulations!
"Why should I go? Don't you want to watch such a good gossip scene? Everyone is watching, why should I stop it?"
He is Hades' dog, not Aphrodite's, and Hades never said he would guarantee Aphrodite's safety.
Moreover, he felt that there was no need to save her. Although Aphrodite was not the same wanton girl as before, she was not the mother of these bastards!
This doesn't violate anything. Why not watch a great show?
You don’t think Zeus doesn’t know what’s going on here, right? Themis hasn’t come yet, which shows that all of Olympus is watching this gossip. Let’s all watch it together!
"Athena help!"
Aphrodite could hardly hold on any longer. It was almost impossible for her, who was not good at fighting, to escape from the siege of the rebellious sons. Moreover, these guys actually knew her weaknesses. If her clothes had not been tough, she would have been stripped naked.
Hermaphroditus and his companions knew almost nothing about the current Aphrodite. They were only attacking according to the weaknesses of their biological mother in their memories. They themselves did not expect that the weaknesses of the two Aphrodites would be the same.
As long as you put your arms around her fair and slender waist, she will lose her resistance to the opposite sex. The belly button embedded with amethyst is the switch of love. Fortunately, Aphrodite was wearing her own clothes, a rather conservative adventure suit, which did not expose her belly button.
Otherwise she would not be able to protect herself now. Damn Venus, what did you teach me in the first place?
Athena gritted her teeth, as if she had made up her mind, and said to Cerberus resolutely: "Go save her, and I will tell you a secret."
"What secret? How big is it?"
He is the dog who knows the most gossip in the entire God system. He will not allow Athena's secret to be inferior to Aphrodite's unfilial son.
"My scandal, go save her."
"Woof! Get out of here, you bastards!"
Athena's scandal! Athena's scandal!
This gossip is much more explosive than the new Aphrodite having group intercourse in public!
Die, bastards!
"Cerberus, how dare you hurt us!"
"This is Olympus, Cerberus, how dare you commit murder!"
The daughters of Venus on the periphery shouted loudly, trying to scare Cerberus away by using the name of Olympus.
But will he be afraid?
After they said that, Cerberus became even more excited. His father was Typhon and his master was Hades. How could the rules of Olympus apply to him?
"Eat my claw!"
Cerberus swept his sharp claws across, cutting all those who blocked his way into two halves, or three or four pieces. Anyway, they would not die, so it didn't matter if he was a little ruthless.
As the son of Typhon, his physical fitness was stronger than most gods. The bastards of Venus were no match at all. In just a moment, all the bastards were knocked to the ground, wailing.
Athena had to take into account their status as gods and the restrictions of Olympus's rules that prohibit arbitrarily fighting, so she could not break through their obstruction.
But Cerberus doesn't need to worry about so many things. He had wandered around and bumped into Zeus in many things, but he was still fine. What's wrong with beating up a few bastards?
Do you cowardly old men dare to cause trouble again?
"Hey Aphrodite, are you okay."
"Cerberus, why are you so slow!"
Aphrodite's clothes had been torn open, and her belly button inlaid with amethyst was exposed.
If he had been slower, he would have been able to see Aphrodite in heat.
"Hey, I think this kind of thing shouldn't matter to you, so I'm a little slow."
What a pity, I was almost able to collect both pieces of gossip, what a useless bastard, he was so slow!
Cerberus, with a smile on his face but cursing in his heart, quietly exerted force and pressed his claws on Hermaphroditus' head, causing his skull to crack.
"Cerberus, I am the son of Aphrodite and Hermes. You can't do this to me!"
Cerberus looked at Hermaphroditus under his claws in amazement. Damn, you actually let these two people suppress me, are you stupid?
Your mother, Aphrodite has become Venus and runs a brothel on earth.
Your father, Hermes has turned into a thief and is wandering among the people.
You use these two guys to pressure me, are you crazy?
Come, let me help you take a look at your brain.
Cerberus stretched out his sharp claws, performed a circumcision on him, and opened his skull.
"This brain doesn't smell bad, want to try it?"
"Cerberus, you can't do this to me!"
Hermaphroditus screamed in fear, and his bastard brothers retreated in terror, not daring to step forward to rescue him.
Pure-blooded Greek gods are immortal, and they recovered quickly after being cut into pieces by Cerberus. They had never experienced such a bloody scene, and were scared to death by Cerberus's behavior. The bloodiest scene they had experienced was the blood they saw when they were removing their sisters' virginity.
The action of Cerberus opening the skull and tasting the brain had a much greater impact on them than the blood all over the ground!
"Cerberus! What are you doing!?"
Cupid returns, bringing his real brothers and sisters with him, along with Ares.
"Hey, Cupid, I suspect your bastard brother has lost his mind, I'm trying to cure him."
Cerberus said this as he rolled his tongue and licked the brains in his mouth.
Cupid looked carefully and saw that the one who was being tricked was Hermaphroditus!
That’s okay!
Keep going, I love watching!
Cupid helped up the half-dressed Aphrodite and sneered at her being humiliated and abused by Cerberus.
Ares wanted to take the frightened Aphrodite from his son's hands, but she dodged him. Everyone knew what Ares was thinking. If she fell into his hands, she would be like a sheep walking into the tiger's mouth.
Ares was not upset for not being able to pick up the beauty. The girl was just angry, which was as she should be. He did not arrive in time and she was frightened, so she had the right to be angry.
In his opinion, he is the only one in the whole Olympus who is the best choice for the partner of the new god of love, and only the god can be a good match for him!
Among the main gods, apart from Zeus and Poseidon, there are only three men, himself, Hephaestus and Apollo.
Apollo was too handsome, a sissy, and had too many romantic affairs. He was totally unfit to be a husband.
The eldest brother Hephaestus is too ugly, and was given PTSD by Venus, so he is now afraid of marriage.
Only he is the most suitable one, and this time he will definitely possess the most beautiful goddess in the divine world!
"Who is spreading rumors that Anteros is not my son? Who is it!"
"It's him!"
Before Athena and Eos could say anything, the good children of Venus pointed at Hermaphroditus on the ground and sold him.
It doesn’t matter who it is, as long as someone takes the responsibility.
Ares glanced at the howling Hermaphroditus with contempt, ignoring his miserable plight.
"Everyone listen to me! Anteros is my son, the son of Aphrodite and I, born for his dear brother, and now merged with Cupid."
"If anyone spreads this rumor again, don't blame me for being rude!"
After forcefully asserting his sovereignty over Aphrodite, Ares contentedly got on his chariot and prepared to leave.
Just then, Cerberus called him.
"Hey, Ares!"
"Cerberus, what do you want?"
He recently became enemies with Hades, and he doesn't treat anyone in the underworld well.
Cerberus dropped the prey at his feet and took out a large poster to advertise: "In half a month, the Moulin Rouge Theater will open, remember to come and support it."
"Tsk!" Ares complained disdainfully, "It's just a theater, and it's a theater opened in a brothel. Who am I to go and support you?"
If he goes to patronize a brothel with his status, Hera and Zeus will beat him to death!
Even someone as hungry as Zeus would never touch a prostitute, let alone go to a place like a brothel. It's too cheap!
Even brothels opened by God are not allowed!
"Hey, don't say that. Our Lord Pluto paid for this repair. These bastards of Venus are the actors we are about to hire. Don't you want to take a look?"
"I want to watch this now and I can let them perform it, why should I spend money to go to your theater?"
This hits the nail on the head. For the gods of Olympus, they can watch such performances anywhere, so why spend money to go to the theater?
Venus's bastards are not good people, they are all a bunch of scum. Her daughter's legs are spread wider than hers.
"Hey, the theater is only going to perform the classic Beauty and the Beast, the real beast, why don't you come and see it?"
Cerberus' mouth was grinning from ear to ear, and his news successfully aroused everyone's interest.
They knew about "Beauty and the Beast", but the thought of the real Beast performing in a brothel with the bastards of Venus was really exciting!
"Cerberus, give me a copy of the poster."
"I want one too."
"I also want!"
Cerberus's live painting posters were distributed to the gods, and even Ares took one. Going to a brothel would get you beaten, but if you just wanted to see a unique performance, that would be another matter.
And he believed that his father, who couldn't hold back, would definitely go!
He is here now.
"When did these children of Cerberus and Venus become people of the Moulin Rouge? How come I didn't know?"
"I asked Venus to take her bastard away. Do you have any objection?"
Thanks to Xuanweng Yuhua, luowenhui and other friends for their recommendations.
Thanks to Xuan Weng Yuhua, Bei Ming You Yu × His Name is Kun and other friends for their monthly tickets,
Second update, 6000 words completed.
(End of this chapter)
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