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Chapter 163 Oh! My God!

Hermes was disheartened after all his efforts and careful calculations, but ended up getting nothing. His performance was a good show for the gods, but it also cost him his own life.

He could not afford the consequences of plotting against Zeus. When Mogui proposed that Athena be the goddess of commerce, if he had agreed, he could have apologized to Zeus afterwards and the matter might have been over.

But he was unwilling to give in and insisted on having a duel, which offended the three God Kings.

You actually want to steal something that is not given to you. You are so bold!
The entire Greek world of gods knew that Zeus and Poseidon were petty and vindictive.

As for Mo Gui, judging from the way he dealt with Ares, he is not a generous person either.

In other words, even if Hermes won the duel, he would not have much time to live if he did not give face to the three gods.

And now he has lost, everyone really wants to know how miserable his end will be!
"Hermes."

"Yes, yes, Lord Zeus, I am here."

There was silence, and everyone knew that Zeus's execution of Hermes was coming.

It is a rare sight to see a main god being punished!

Zeus was smiling when he spoke, but Hermes couldn't stop sweating.

As a black glove who specializes in doing dirty work, he knew Zeus too well. He had just offended the three gods, and now Zeus was talking to him with a smile. It seemed that he was going to give up on him!
He wished Zeus would get furious and scold him right now, and everything would be fine as long as he scolded him.

If you talk to him with a smile like this now, he will be in big trouble!

"Hermes, when I granted you the divine position, I was inconsiderate and caused you to come into conflict with so many gods."

"No, no, Lord Zeus, it's my incompetence. I failed to protect the believers and let them convert. This is my problem!"

"Hey, what are you talking about? This is my inconsiderateness. I didn't realize that you don't have the ability."

What happens to an impotent God?
Naturally, he was thrown out of the temple.

What will happen if a god is called incompetent by the King of Gods?
"Your incompetence makes me very sad, but I can't blame you. After all, you were born in a poor family and no one taught you. You learned to steal from birth. This is your nature, and your mother was also negligent in her duty."

Hera understood the meaning of these words. Zeus no longer cared about Maia's affairs, so how to deal with Maia was the responsibility of Hera, the head goddess.

If the lover falls into the hands of the wife, what good will the outcome be?

Even though Atlas ran away with her when Hermes was defeated, it didn't matter, Hera was a professional when it came to hunting down mistresses!
Hermes dared not say a word. Although he had no ability to predict, he had now foreseen his future.

“God can be cruel, can be dissolute, can be lazy, but he cannot be incompetent!”

"Due to your incompetence, I have decided to deprive you of your priesthood in medicine, athletics, magic, and commerce, and hand them over to more capable gods."

A bird's cry was heard in the huge temple. It was Zeus' eagle, his most loyal fighter.

Mogui kicked and Cerberus immediately rushed out to bite Hermes. When it comes to magic, no one in the entire Greek pantheon can compare with Hecate, so he accepted the magic priesthood.

Poseidon's horses were no less powerful, trampling half of his body into a pulp.

Eagles were pecking at his head and hounds were tearing out his organs.

All of his priesthoods were to be divided up, leaving only one: the patron saint of thieves.

The eagle returned to Zeus' shoulder, Cerberus prostrated himself at Meguiar's feet, holding the magic priesthood in his mouth, and the white horse stood behind Poseidon.

Hermes under the throne is no longer in human form, but he is recovering slowly. Only a priesthood is left on him. Although he is weak, he will not die!

There is no need to be so cruel to exploit the priesthood. The three gods deliberately wanted to torture him and let their loyal servants do it.

"Hermes, my son, what god do you want to be now?"

Is there any choice? There is no choice at all!
He now only had one divine position left, and Zeus wanted him to say with his own mouth what god he should be.

"Lord Zeus, I am willing to be the patron saint of thieves."

Everyone was laughing, but no one dared to laugh out loud because Zeus was not laughing.

"This suits him very well. After all, he is a born thief."

This is what Apollo said. Hermes stole his cattle when he was born. Stealing was his original ability and divine duty.

"Hahaha!"

Zeus laughed, and the whole temple burst into laughter. They all tacitly forgot that it was Zeus who made him the main god.

Hermes also lost his mind. He did not even think about the consequences of a black glove trying to clear his name. With so many children, why did Zeus choose to make a thief the main god?

Was Hercules not strong enough? Or was Minos not upright enough?

If you say their mother is a mortal, then Hera's daughter has pure bloodline!

The three daughters she had with Zeus were not main gods.

The only reason he was able to get to the top was because Zeus needed the black gloves, but he actually wanted to whitewash himself!

Now he has cleansed himself up and returned to his original point, becoming a thief.

"Hey, Zeus, I heard that Hermes and Aphrodite gave birth to a hermaphrodite. Is that true?"

Mogui came up with a fun idea that will surely please many people.

"Hey, brother, Aphrodite is different now. She was born to Venus."

"Oh~ yes, yes, Aphrodite has become Venus, is that true?" "Of course it is!"

Poseidon made faces as he recounted the story of the hermaphrodite. Looking at his expression, Mo Gui felt that this guy might have experienced the hermaphrodite's service in private.

Zeus felt a headache when he saw the two people discussing a hermaphrodite without any scruples.

We're still in a meeting, both of you should pay attention to your image!
A dignified God King is discussing a skinless swallow in a meeting. Don’t you feel ashamed? As a fellow God King, I feel very ashamed!
"enough!"

Zeus stopped the two people's heated discussion. He was afraid that the two guys would become interested in putting it into practice after discussing it. He could intimidate other gods, but not these two. If these two guys wanted to do something, he really couldn't stop them.

"Hades, what do you want to say?"

"I would say that since Venus is now the patron saint of prostitutes and Hermes is the patron saint of thieves, they make a perfect pair."

"Great! What Big Brother said is great! A thief and a prostitute, a scumbag man and a scumbag woman, just right!"

Poseidon, who loves to watch the fun, fully supported it, and Zeus rolled his eyes and thought it was a good idea!

"Well, you're right. So..."

"and many more."

"Hades, what on earth are you going to say?!"

Zeus is really angry this time. I'm doing my job, please stop interrupting me!
"Zeus, if a prostitute gets pregnant, it will be very troublesome. No prostitute wants to get pregnant. If Venus gets pregnant, it will affect her faith. How can a prostitute believe in a pregnant god?"

"What does this have to do with us? Just say whatever you want to say!"

"What I want to say is, in order not to delay Venus's collection of faith, before letting her marry Hermes, we should castrate him so as not to delay Venus's serious work."

"You got it wrong. If you want to prevent pregnancy, you should attack Venus!"

"You cut off the part where Venus got pregnant. How can she still do business? If she gets pregnant with a customer's child, it's a work error. If she gets pregnant with her husband's child, it affects her work. You have to make the distinction!"

Poseidon suddenly understood, as if he had been enlightened, that these were all excuses!

Mogui just wanted Zeus to castrate Hermes. Poseidon would be the first one to support such a thing!

I've disliked this thief for a long time. What kind of person is he? He is worthy of sitting at the same table with me?
Zeus did not object to this. After all, he wanted to punish Hermes, and it was normal to punish him severely.

But he couldn't do it directly. Castrating a male god was a big deal. The last time this happened was when Kronos overthrew Uranus. As a punishment, it was a bit too much, so a vote was required.

This requires a vote, but in fact there is no need to vote at all.

The sea gods could not disobey Poseidon. The gods of the underworld fully supported Mo Gui, and the remaining gods of the heavens all shouted "Castrate him!"

Does this require a vote? No!

The people were on the other side, and when the gods obeyed Zeus, Zeus was happy to show them some fun.

If Uranus could be castrated, why couldn't Hermes!
"Since all the gods agree, then I will carry it out."

This is my first time as a eunuch, so my hands are a little unfamiliar. Please be patient!

Thunder exploded in the field, the space was broken, and the treasure hidden deep in the treasury of Olympus, the sickle that severed immortality, was taken out by Zeus.

This was a sacred weapon that once belonged to the second-generation God King Kronos. It was with this ancient obsidian sickle that he cut off the reproductive organs of his father Uranus and overthrew his father's rule.

For the Greek gods, this is the most deadly weapon. The limbs cut off by this sickle cannot be restored.

This artifact has always been kept in the hands of Zeus. Even Hera, who has the same power, cannot touch it because it may cost Zeus' life.

Although the sickle is simple, it is breathtakingly sharp, and the sharp blade is so sharp that the gods dare not look directly at it.

"Hermes, accept your punishment."

"Yes, God King."

Hermes took off his clothes. He was no longer able to fight back. His mother and grandfather had already fled, and no one would say a word for him.

His resentful eyes made him stare at Mo Gui like a poisonous snake, and Mo Gui raised his middle finger to him: "You will be out of this thing soon~"

"Hey! Zeus, hurry up! Hahahaha!"

No matter how vicious his eyes are, it doesn't matter, he does have the ability to kill with eyes, but no one has the ability to kill Mo Gui with eyes!

Zeus's swordsmanship was very precise, and he castrated Hermes in front of the whole world.

To be honest, that thing is quite small. No wonder Venus gave birth to a hermaphrodite. She probably disliked his size, so she added one to her daughter, making him a hermaphrodite.

All the gods were laughing at him, even the mortals on earth, and even gods from other pantheons were laughing.

Only Venus, who was sitting in the tavern, did not laugh, because Hermes was about to become her husband.

"Miss Aphrodite, would you like another drink?"

"who are you?"

The bearded bartender handed over a martini and introduced himself: "I have many names. My lamb calls me Christ."

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