Fairy Tail: I don't want to be the president

Chapter 10 Warmth, Happiness and Love
"Worm?"

"Well, Warm, because it feels warm when you hold it." Mira explained.

"Rod said that Poro lives in a very cold place. I hope it can always feel warm when it is with you."

Rhodes thought for a moment and said, "It seems pretty good, what do you think?"

The little Poro's horns stood up, obviously enjoying it.

"That's what I like." Mira smiled, "That's how Happy got his name."

Happy is the talking blue kitten that always follows Natsu. Mira introduced him to Rod.

She said that harpies can fly and can take people flying with them, but it's a pity that Rod has never seen a harpy fly.

"Then it's settled. From now on, you will be called Worm. It's justified."

"That's not how you use legitimacy." The president was thinking about whether he should call Hibiki back to provide after-sales service.

"Woo woo woo~" Worm threw himself into Rhodes' arms and rubbed his chest with his head.

Rod hugged Worm and felt that its little horns were a little uncomfortable.

"Sister Mira, two beers here!" Laqi waved towards the counter.

"Okay~" Mira took two wooden beer cups, filled them up and placed them on the tray, "Rod, it's almost noon, we have to get busy."

"Okay, I'll start working now." Rod put down the Worm and picked up the tray.

Worm looked around and followed Rod who was delivering the wine.

The man who ordered the drinks was a middle-aged man with a pipe in his mouth, a brown crew cut, and wearing a floral shirt, cropped trousers, and flip-flops.

"Your wine."

"Hey~~ Why didn't Mira-chan deliver it..." Wakaba complained casually, but it didn't affect him picking up the wine glass, "Come to think of it, you're the one who's been sitting at the counter these days..."

Rhode felt that he was being disliked, but that was normal. If he were in his place, he would prefer a beautiful woman to deliver food to him:

"My name is Rod. I just joined Fairy Tail and I'm currently working as a waiter in a tavern. Please take care of me."

"Oh~~ Newcomer! My name is Wakaba." Wakaba was in high spirits. A cloud of smoke that looked like a hand came out of his pipe. He held another wine glass and handed it to Rhodes.

"As you can see, smoke magic was used. This drink is on me, and welcome to Fairy Tail!"

"I……"

Bang! Before Rhodes could speak, the person sitting opposite Wakaba slapped the table and stood up:
"Asshole Wakaba, don't just give my wine away!"

This man had short purple hair, a sparse beard, and a white windbreaker. As he spoke, purple flames appeared in his hands.

The flames knocked away Wakaba's smoky hand, and it grasped the wine glass instead.

"If anyone wants to treat you, I'll be the one to do it!" He straightened his collar formally, "Hello, I'm..."

"Asshole Makao!" Wakaba stood up and smashed his wine glass on the table, stepped on the stool with one foot, and leaned forward, "You want to fight? Huh?"

"Who would be afraid of you?" Macao also stepped on the stool and leaned forward.

The two men put their foreheads together across the table, confronting each other and refusing to give in.

Thick smoke gathered above Wakaba's pipe, and the purple flame also spun back and floated in Makao's hand.

The wine glass that was originally supported by the flames fell. Rhodes hurriedly caught it and spilled a few drops of wine: "That..."

He wanted to persuade them, but the two men ignored him, rolled up their sleeves while arguing, and looked ready to fight at any time.

Rhodes looked around for help, but found that everyone nearby had an expression as if they were watching a good show.

Some people even started to cheer and shouted things like "fight" and "teach him a lesson".

Laqi was still holding the empty wine glass she had just taken back, but now she had no time to go back and instead stood among the crowd watching the excitement.

She did not forget to remind him: "Rod, if I were you, I would stay away from you now."

"for……"

Whoosh! A wine glass flew past Rhode's ear.

Makao and Wakaba had already jumped onto the table, clasped each other's palms, and began to wrestle with each other.

Rhode touched his temples, gave up trying to stop the fight, picked up the Poro Worm with one hand, held the innocent beer with the other, tucked the tray under his arm, and ran back to the counter. The president's small figure gave him a great sense of security.

Rhodes asked, "President, don't we need to care about them?"

"Let them." Makarov picked up the glass of beer that Rod had just put down and drank it.

No one is meditating now, so there is no need to worry about anyone being disturbed. It's nice to make some noise.

Not only that, when someone opened the bet on who would fall off the table first between Macao and Wakaba, the old man even bet 1000J.

"I thought the chaos during those few days was just because the guild leader was away." Rhode looked at the guild leader who was gradually cheering for him to come on, and said in despair, "Is there no normal person in this guild?"

"Don't say that." Mira wiped a wine glass with a smile, "This is very interesting."

There was a clanging sound where Makao and Wakaba were, and the long table was soon smashed and the stools overturned.

The two men wrestled for a long time before they were barely separated, and the onlookers soon became bored and dispersed.

This fight could only be considered a minor one in Fairy Tail, because the two uncles were so sensible and did not affect anyone else at all.

"Are they both okay?" Rhodes looked at the two people who were sitting at separate tables angrily and felt that he had his own reasons for their breakup.

"It doesn't matter. They are like this. They will be sitting together drinking again soon."

Mira didn't worry about this at all. She said to Makarov, "President, the glass of wine just now still needs to be charged to you."

"Ah? That drink was clearly ordered by Makao!"

"You drank it secretly."

"Yes..." Makarov failed to escape and was listless.

The image of the amiable, kind, and reliable president in Rhodes' mind gradually collapsed.

This old man doesn't seem to be very serious. The guild has become like this, it must be because the top beam is not straight, so the bottom beam is crooked, right?

He was about to ask what to do with the broken table when he saw Laqi walk over and make a strange gesture with her hands:

"Wooden shape, a sincere friendship wooden table!"

The broken tabletop and broken legs moved as if they had gained life, bending, extending, and then merging together perfectly, transforming back into the original shape of a long table.

A buck-toothed guy next to me complained, "Why do you always use weird names like that?"

Laqi pushed her purple hair behind her and adjusted her glasses with her hand, "Hey, are you jealous of my magic and talent?"

"Who would be jealous of something like that!"

Lucky was immersed in her own world. She held her face in her hands and said, "I am such a sinful woman."

Rhodes: "..."

I had noticed some clues before, and now I can almost confirm that Laqi is a very narcissistic person.

But her magic is quite convenient, almost catching up with the Wood Release Yamato in the next studio.

No wonder everyone is so unscrupulous in demolishing houses.

[Language issues]

According to the setting, the language spoken in Fairy Tail is the language of another world, not Japanese, English, etc.

As for why the anime uses English and Japanese, and Word Magic also has English and Traditional Chinese characters, that is because the anime is designed to make it easier for the audience to understand.

This seems to be a very classic and old-fashioned setting for time-travel literature, so don’t worry about it.

When naming Poro, it was taken into consideration that Poro represents the meaning of "warmth, happiness and love".

So Poro is called Warm (Warm), and harpy’s name is (Happy) and his catchphrase is (Love), which just fits the atmosphere of Fairy Tail.

In short, all the Chinese and English homophones that appear in the text should be regarded as the languages ​​of another world that have been translated into "faithful, expressive and elegant" languages ​​and become understandable to us.

I deliberately wrote at the beginning why the protagonist learned the language...those who understand will understand.

Why bother with these things? The novel is entirely in Chinese.

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(End of this chapter)