My book friend Long Aotian

Chapter 4 is about to be unboxed!

"Long Batian! Just surrender!"

Under the cold moon and bleak wind, two people met on a narrow road. On the long street, there were two people facing each other in silence.

On one side are the pillars of society, the maintainers of order, the protectors of the people, and the armed police sisters who are working overtime overnight to crack down on vulgar authors and purify social atmosphere.

On the other side are the pulp authors.

——It’s about to be unboxed!

If what happened tonight could have an O. Henry-style ending, Li Bailong hoped that the ending would also have some of the flavor of the former Soviet Union.

——Long Batian, your matter has been exposed. Come back with us and explain the situation.

——Comrade, Long Batian is from the website next door, I know where that guy lives!

Unfortunately, there is no such beautiful thing. Long Batian is undoubtedly his pen name, and considering his current predicament, the box of weapons is indeed an unbearable burden on his life.

Got to find a way to get through this!

The great writer Lu Xun taught us that if we want to conceal our pen names, it is better to reveal our real names and use a more noble status to cover up our shameful privacy.

It’s like you’re an online writer on Earth, and you’re walking on the street when someone suddenly opens your box and asks you, “Hey, aren’t you so-and-so?” You’re shocked, and when you look back, you find that the other person is not a beautiful reader with fair skin, bright eyes and white teeth, but someone with a smart smile like a college student, who obviously lies on the bed every day, holding up her phone to read online articles, and laughs obscenely from time to time.

Coincidentally, you too.

Then, based on the principle of not meeting each other, you must deny the other party's statement, right?

It is very easy to get away with it on Earth. For example, you can use your superb acting skills to show a confused look, as if you have never heard of someone like that. Seeing you like this, the other party will definitely doubt themselves and then become timid. This is how fat otakus work.

Of course, you can also rush forward with the air of a winner in life, showing your more noble identity and social status, to deny the other party's rude guess, which is extremely offensive and discriminatory, such as "You are an online writer, right?"

After all, only unemployed people in society would fantasize about becoming online writers.

So you can proudly raise your phone and question him in a strong manner, "With my noble status as a Xunlei Platinum member, QQ Super Member and 0God Monthly Card holder, would I write such obscene things?"

If the other party falls for this kind of causal-level rhetoric, he will definitely blurt out "I'm awesome, perfect".

Then you can dodge the topic, and both of you laugh like disgusting fat otakus, and then add each other as friends.

...But these methods don’t work at all in the other world!

It goes without saying that the other party is a police sister who came prepared. If she wants to prove her innocence, she must take off her hood, show her face, and prove her identity.

This is very painful.

Because Li Bailong... is too famous.

The fame he gained from the military examination, the military achievements he made on the border, the reputation his master hired to hype him up, the commercial hype among his peers, the traffic bonus from being a celebrity in a sect... All of these things, although they made Wuque Zhiyue famous, also brought him a heavy burden of being an idol.

So much so that I dare not take the risk of being exposed.

Not to mention that he lifted his cloak and revealed a hearty smile and said, "Misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding. Li is also tracking down the old thief Batian. Please don't misunderstand. How could I, the great martial arts champion of Jiangbei, write that kind of thing, hahaha".

Let's put it this way, with his current achievements, reputation, personality and interpersonal relationships, once someone with ulterior motives opens a box to rush to the tower...

Most of the time, they will immediately fall into a social dilemma of "How could he write such obscene things? It's really hard to judge a person by his appearance. Who knows what disgusting thoughts this kind of person has in his mind, and he may have already done it."

Not only will his character collapse, but he will also suffer unimaginable humiliation from being a slutty husband and vicious female coquettishness.

- For example, by then, the witches of Hehuan will be able to openly say to him, "I have read the books you wrote. Why are you pretending? You are just a little playboy who thinks about women all day long." They will harass him in every way and make physical advances on him.

Things would be even worse if the person who discovered the secret did not announce it to the world immediately.

Because if that were the case, Li Bailong would probably be trapped in a physiological desperate situation of "Young man, you don't want your senior teachers and fellow martial artists to know what you are writing, do you?"

——Faced with such a threat from the eccentric and charming demon cult witch, he could only put on the expression of a humiliated hero and take off his clothes in shame and humiliation.

In such a desperate situation, of course one must have the courage to defend one's own pure and innocent reputation!
A captain of the police, skilled in martial arts, is blocking the road ahead with ill intentions. The crisis of social death is surrounding him. As a warrior, Li Bailong naturally has a tendency to solve problems with violence. Now that things have come to this, there are only two options left.

One, fight.

He used his supreme magic to beat the woman to her knees, and forced her to become an operations officer.

2. Run.

"This is my escape route! You are not good enough to compete with me, Long Batian!"

But for some embarrassing reason, Li Bailong now dared neither to fight nor to run.

——One of the characters that made the young hero Li Bailong famous in the martial arts world is that he is a "martial arts genius who never appears in the world", because he successfully practiced the extremely Yin skills inherited from his master and transformed them into the extremely powerful Yang Yan skills. After being criticized by several big Vs in the martial arts world, he became famous in the martial arts world and attracted the attention of all the people.

The effect of this reverse training method is extremely powerful. When the internal breath is circulated, it has the aura of the brilliant sun. When used to activate martial arts moves, it is even more powerful and unstoppable.

In addition, it has another huge advantage.

——It will give Young Hero Li Bailong a cool skill skin that is unique in the entire server.

Fakesiba sea bull!
Whether fighting or running, one must mobilize internal force. Once the internal force is mobilized, the aura of the sun will manifest itself. After one move, it will be clear who will be defeated and who will die.

Desperate situation, here it comes.

It seems that I have to overcome the difficulties through my own efforts!
"——Brother Ao! Save me!"

When Li Bailong observed the female captain of the police waiting for the opportunity and determined the only solution, Long Aotian's observation of this beautiful captain of the police also ended!

In my mind, the old man shouted in shock: "Something bad is happening!"

Li Bailong was shocked. Could this woman be more difficult than he imagined? "What?"

Long Aotian was as if he was facing a formidable enemy, and said in a stern voice: "Something is wrong, something is wrong, this woman... is extremely dangerous! Extremely dangerous!"

"Why? Is she hiding her cultivation?"

"no!"

"Does she carry any magic weapon?" "Not really."

"Is there some hidden bodyguard hiding in the dark watching here, waiting for me to beat her to death and then jump out to stop me?"

"You've written too many cool articles."

"...Is it really okay for you to say that?" Li Bailong said angrily, "Where is the danger?"

Long Aotian's tone was more serious than ever before: "...Look at her carefully."

Li Bailong looked closely.

Upon closer inspection, I found that this female detective who suddenly appeared was actually quite beautiful, but she looked hideous when she appeared at this time and place.

But putting these factors aside, her murderous and cold face seemed a little immature. Her eyes and demeanor did not look like she had seen blood, but rather like a rookie. But judging by the way she held the knife, it was clear that her Yuan Gong was not weak, and she must have been taught by a famous teacher...

There is no such person in Lin County, he must be from a big city...Why did they come to arrest me?
Li Bailong looked for a moment and saw no signs of danger.

"Just say it directly."

"...Well, you're still young and haven't experienced this, no wonder you can't see it."

Long Aotian sighed and said slowly: "You can see that this woman has sharp eyes and sharp demeanor. She must be determined and unyielding. She is waiting for you here tonight and will obviously investigate you thoroughly. With your temperament and appearance, you will definitely attract her, and then you will have endless entanglements with her..."

The two communicated in the spiritual world at a very fast speed. Li Bailong asked: "Then what?"

Long Aotian shouted, "And then? And then you still haven't realized the seriousness of the problem? Let me tell you, I...my friend has also encountered this type of woman before!"

...Wow.

Long Aotian gnashed his teeth and said, "At first, she was entangled with you, and then she developed feelings for you, and then you loved and hated each other. You thought you would have a lot of stories with her, but this kind of woman, in her eyes, the so-called principles, justice and future are the most important. She was playing with you from beginning to end. Can you imagine it?"

Seize the freshness.

"After you revealed your true identity to her, she pretended to be nice to you and flirted with you, but secretly reported you to her superiors. After the dragnet surrounded you, she said, 'Sorry, I'm a constable'... Wuuuuu! Bad woman! She even brought her newly engaged fiancé to arrest me!"

No, brother, it’s okay that I can’t fool my buddies, but how come I can’t even fool myself.

Long Aotian was totally unaware that he had already blown up his talk. He couldn't help himself and even his voice was trembling. It was obvious that the memories of the past had brought back tears to his eyes.

Then he said firmly: "Listen to me! For now, you should quickly gather 120% of your strength, launch a surprise attack, and smash this woman's head with one palm! Only this way can we put an end to it all and have no more troubles!"

Li Bailong then came to his senses and realized that Long Aotian was just suffering from his old illness.

...Damn, here it comes again.

"Don't take it lightly! This is the painful experience of someone who has experienced it!"

Long Aotian said sternly: "This is my...my friend's personal experience! If you continue to get entangled with this type of woman, not only will you not gain any advantage, but once your identity is exposed, you will be hunted down and wanted!"

...Wow.

At this point, Lao Long roared, "After being wanted, the rich lady that my friend had hooked up with so hard immediately cut off ties with my friend, and soon after, she got together with a security guard who said he grew up in a poor mountain village. He came to her with a broken jade pendant and said that he was entrusted by her grandfather to protect her for three years. Fuck that, it's outrageous!"

...This is a very fitting outfit.

"The beautiful assassin my friend had saved was also thrown into jail because of him. She was soon rescued by a young man whom I had met once before. Damn, she was stabbed in the chest!"

You want to heal your wounds, right? You have to use poison.

When Li Bailong heard this, he wanted to put on a white coat and asked Long Aotian with a serious face - is this friend you are talking about you...

Long Aotian was almost howling: "Damn it! Damn it! Nothing good will happen if you get close to a woman! My...my friend's tragic lesson is right before my eyes. This kind of stubborn righteous woman is the most troublesome! Why don't you kill her quickly with a palm to avoid trouble!!"

Sigh.

Every time Li Bailong heard the stories about Long Aotian...'s friends, he felt complicated.

Aozi's love history is not only profound, but also broad.

For example, today’s story is new to me. I’ve heard it before, and it’s never the same…

The ups and downs of his love life made Long Aotian a complete lunatic in terms of emotions. For all the women Li Bailong met in the world, his advice was to kill them all. Every time he asked the reason, he would give tear-jerking reasons, which made Li Bailong feel pity for him.

But pity is one thing, and agreeing with the other party's brutal and decisive remarks is another.

Facing Long Aotian's urging to kill, he shook his head and said, "How can I kill someone for something like this?"

Long Aotian said decisively: "How can you be a strong man with your indecisive mind? I see you hanging out with your master all day long, being soft-hearted... What's the big deal about killing people? The noble families, famous sects, imperial power, and wealthy businessmen in this world kill and eat people every day without leaving any bones! The laws and morals they set are all in the best interests of them. You and I are born strong, why should we abide by their rules?"

Li Bailong said calmly: "This girl is young, and her profound skills are not weak. She must be from a noble family. She is also a head constable that I have never seen before. She is most likely from a famous family to gild herself."

"So what? I've killed countless second-generation rich kids. Is that a big deal?"

"It's nothing serious. But if we kill her here, her family elders will definitely go out in force to search here and loot. The local government will also be put under pressure. They will search for her every three days and test her every five days. We will be involved in this in no time. By then, the book will definitely be taken off the shelves. Your wish power..."

Upon hearing this, Long Aotian said decisively: "Then let her live for now! What are you waiting for? Why don't you run away?"

The communication between souls only took a moment, and the female constable in front of him had slowed down her pace, but was still pressing forward step by step. The long knife in her hand was already humming, and it was filled with aura, and the blade would rise in an instant!
Li Bailong sighed: "I can't leave..."

The female constable was approaching, her aura locked on him, leaving him with no way to retreat but to fight.

However, due to the limitations of his martial arts, Li Bailong did not dare to act rashly. His Yangyan internal energy was extremely special, the only one of its kind in the martial arts world. Unless he wanted to kill someone to silence him, his identity would be exposed immediately if he took action.

Between two evils, he had to choose the lesser one. Although he didn't want to do it, he only had one choice left.

Li Bailong said in a deep voice: "... lend me your power."

"what?"

“——I said it smells really good!”

(End of this chapter)