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Chapter 99: Half a set of pancakes left

But if everything now is just a dream, how can I go back?
A new problem appeared in front of Liu Yonglu. Just like in the Truman Show, he had to ride a bicycle from his workplace to Yangliuqing to see if there was any curtain blocking the way.

It doesn't feel very reliable.

"Mouse...is your boyfriend's child really yours?"

Liu Yonglu was afraid that a slap in the face would hurt too much, so he could only use his brother as a scapegoat.

He thought to himself, Mouse, it’s not real anyway, I’ll treat you to some kidneys when we get back.

Liu Yonglu knew Haozi best. This guy was well-known for being obsessed with his wife. Normally, if you made fun of his father, he would be able to make fun of him, but if you made fun of his girlfriend, this guy would turn hostile on the spot.

"Hey, Liu Yonglu, you stinky mouth, if I don't beat you to death today, I'll be raised by my stepmother!"

Although Haozi said this, he temporarily changed the slap into a push. But even with such a strong push, Liu Yonglu's small body could not withstand it and he was hit hard.

"Thump, thump, thump." He took three or four steps back and finally sat down on his butt, hitting his hips on the concrete platform in the rehearsal room, making him grimace in pain.

But even though it hurt so much, I still didn't wake up from the dream.

No, it's not as simple as just the pain. But if it's not the pain, could it be related to the sound? Liu Yonglu took out his cell phone and wanted to make a call, but when he opened the screen, he was dumbfounded. He couldn't remember the password to open the screen.

Looking up again, he asked:

"Mouse, what's the police number?"

It’s broken, it’s broken!
Now not only can I not get out, I also start to forget things very quickly! This dream is so hateful, the heart of a withered radish is the most bitter, looking at the colorful flowers, but actually intends to kill me.

Moreover, the old BK who controls this dreamland is quite cunning. He deletes his own memories from the outside to the inside. He does not touch the things of the folk art troupe. He starts with the unimportant ones and relaxes his vigilance little by little!
Liu Yonglu rolled over from the ground, covered in sweat. What should he do? Every second counts.

He was rubbing his hips as he pondered, "Why is it so painful when I fell down?" He lifted up his clothes and saw, wow! There was a red pointy corner on my hips.

Eh?
Liu Yonglu lowered his head to look at the place where he fell. It was right in the middle of the concrete platform, with no sharp corners.

Maybe it was the things in his pockets that were hurting his hips. Liu Yonglu took out everything in his pockets and threw them on the ground. The Raven key bag that his mother sewed for him and the Naruto frog wallet that he bought in high school were all soft things and should not hurt his hips.

The size of that sharp corner... is black stone!

Liu Yonglu suddenly thought that the black stone was also related to the fantasy dream. Although this dream could change and simulate the erasure of his memory, it was careless and made a mistake! It only used a sleight of hand to make himself unable to see the black stone, but the black stone still existed!

My hips were hit by the black stone just now. No wonder my pockets have been feeling heavy. This is the reason.

Now I can't get out of the dreamland, but what if I enter the backstage of Meiwa? That is also a dreamland, which is equivalent to a transfer station. If I transfer there, can I get out?
Yes, this method can be used.

The problem now was how to make a sound by tapping the invisible black stone. Liu Yonglu found a hollow wall. He couldn't find a solid one because it would be difficult to make a sound by tapping it and it would hurt if he hit it.

Liu Yonglu took a running start and rushed towards the wall... "Thump, thump, bang!" Black Stone didn't make any sound, but instead he fell down.

"Thump, thump, bang!" Still no sound.

"Thump, thump, bang!" There was still no sound. After three attempts, although the black stone did not make a sound, Liu Yonglu found the angle where the black stone existed.

"Yonglu! Are you naive?

"Someone come quickly, Liu Yonglu is crazy! How can this be considered a first prize? This is just a first-class lunatic!"

Seeing Liu Yonglu's abnormal behavior of self-harm, Hao no longer cared about anything else and shouted for help.

But this time, Liu Yonglu retreated particularly far. As he ran, he shouted to Haozi:
"Brother, I'll be back soon after I finish some work! The day I come back will be the day our crosstalk will be perfected!"

"Thump, thump, bang!"

After a crisp crash, the mouse, the rehearsal room, and even the Uniqlo cartoon T-shirt he was wearing began to fade. When Liu Yonglu opened his eyes again, he found that he had arrived at the familiar wild beach.

Hey, it was a coincidence today. When he came in, he just happened to see the frogs performing a sacrificial ceremony on the beach. Liu Yonglu was excited to see the frogs!

"Dear audience friends, I miss you so much!"

"But now is not the time to goof off. I'll change trains here and we'll see you later!"

Liu Yonglu picked up the black stone that reappeared in his pocket and slapped the reef beside him again. This time, the beautiful frog and the beach gradually faded, and the huge burning fire and the beautiful Medea reappeared in front of him!

"Token, there's nothing in there... just some small stuff. Let me go in and play with it again when there's a chance. It's a pity... there's only half a set of pancakes left."

Liu Yonglu turned around, looking calm. The raging fire created a whirlwind that blew the hem of his windbreaker. In the eyes of Token and others, he looked like a god descending to earth.

Are you back?
It sounds like he's not crazy, but if he's not crazy...what does "half a set of pancakes left" mean?
Hmm... Token pondered for a moment, then thought, just came back from the Dreamland? The oracle is here!
The oracle given by the "Crouching Chaos" was "There is still half a set of pancakes left."

"Mr. Bean, preacher of the gods, please continue our mass. With your support and leadership, it is only a matter of time before chaos and stupidity spread across the world."

Token said as he handed over a bottle of golden mead.

What does he mean? Token wanted Mr. Bean to anoint him, but he couldn't find any oil, so he used wine to make do. If anointing doesn't work, he can just do baptism instead.

Liu Yonglu was really thirsty. He had been talking a lot since he got back to work, and his throat was sore. He took the mead and drank half of it with "tons, ton, ton".

Token lowered his head and waited for the baptism, but after waiting for a while, he saw no movement, so he looked up with courage. No more baptism? Why did Mr. Bean drink it himself?

"Mr. Bean, please baptize me."

Liu Yonglu had only a little drink left, and when he heard it, he said, "Oh, there's also a plan to pour it on you, why didn't you tell me earlier?"

It’s okay, I still have a bite in my mouth.

"puff!"

Liu Yonglu spoke so eloquently that the wine was not banned at all and was sprayed all over Token's head.

Token raised his head and wiped his face. He was happy again. Mr. Bean was indeed the preacher of the "Crawling Chaos". He was so capable that even his baptism was so different from others.

The two of them burst into laughter, while the others were all stunned.

What does that mean? He is really a preacher on earth. Even Millie Tang was a little confused... Could this Mr. Richie really be the pope of some religious sect, undercover in our special incident investigation department?

Jiuli and Wilson looked at each other and saw fear in each other's eyes.

Here, Liu Yonglu and Token held hands and returned to the stone platform.

Liu Yonglu doesn't want to come back, but he has to. Token now treats him like his own father and won't let go.

“Mr. Bean, let’s continue.

Oh, look at my brain, there is one more thing..."

Token didn't dare to turn around in front of Liu Yonglu. Turning his back on the gods was disrespectful. He walked back to the box, lifted the red cloth, and took out the melon...

There will be four updates today, so you can enjoy it.

From now on, the climax of our third story is coming.

Just watch the game, the work is getting harder day by day, there are many developments you can't imagine, and there are foreshadowings before.

Today I became my first alliance leader, which was greatly promoted by Ye Sheng. I was really shocked when I saw the alliance leader that day. I was wondering in my heart, is this thing worth this? Hehe, it can be considered as a kind of encouragement.

Ye Shengda has also been writing his own story recently. I hope he can realize the truth and make a name for himself soon.

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