Tianjin people will never lose SAN

Chapter 611: Happy Gods (4k+)

“Ricky boy, you may not know how dangerous the situation you are in now.

Have you seen this parchment? If you have forgotten, I can remind you that it was in the dreamland of the Blood God on the Cursed Island.

Don't blame me for hiding my identity at the time. It was more interesting that way.

It's not easy to be my preacher on earth. Yes, just as you thought, signing your name on it is equivalent to signing a contract with me, the Chaos Walker. I promise you that the taste will leave you a deep impression. "

The donkey had now landed on the ground, holding up the parchment in one hand and extending a finger with a blazing black flame at the end of the other.

"Please be gentle, the old Saint Lady has just recovered from a long illness and can't stand it."

"I just didn't see a protruding rock on the ground. Don't worry, I have experience in battlefield first aid."

"The Holy Lady's Mercy Shines on the Earth, Mr. Lin Brown, just leave it to me! I have some spells to help with healing."

"Miss Millie Tang, is it okay to just throw those pieces of flesh from the Saint's body into the sea?"

“It’s okay, just throw it away. The Virgin Mary is trapped in that different dimension. She might have been roasted by the Judgment Star.

Marquette, how long will it take for the boat to arrive?"

"It's about seven or eight miles to go. Look, we can already see the figurehead of the Dog Riding a Rabbit."

The people in Shi Wei Tian were doing their own things and ignored the donkey. Marquette handed the small monocular telescope to Millie Tang.

It was similar to what Millitang had estimated. The so-called island under everyone's feet should be a part of the Virgin Mary's body. Before, Liu Yonglu and his men were swallowed by sea monsters, and the Saint's fleet began to search separately around the center of the accident.

Jacob was lucky, as he happened to encounter the "Dog Riding a Rabbit" that came out of the sea monster's belly today. At this time, two ships, one large and one small, saw the flare sent by Kougan and were already heading in this direction at full speed.

Now that the problem of the ship has been solved, the next step is to see the old saint.

Roselis sniffed and found that the saint was still breathing, but her body was very weak and still unconscious.

The pale muscle tissues on the saint's body also began to fall off. Lin Brown usually used heavy hands when treating his own injuries, and he couldn't wait for them to all fall off before he started to pry them apart.

As soon as it was broken, transparent mucus flowed down from the joint, and the saint herself frowned.

“Of course, there needs to be a ceremony to officially become my preacher on earth.

When I call out your name and light the parchment, the chaotic will above countless stars will lock onto your body and soul.

Ricky, I'm not kidding!

If you apologize now and humbly offer your allegiance to my will, I will make this process easier."

The donkey is so angry! None of the people including the unlucky Liu Yonglu paid any attention to him. They all treated him as air and did their own things.

Xiaohu hadn't seen Liu Yonglu for a long time. At this moment, the two of them, together with Xia Ni and Zou Ji, were already playing on the deserted island.

"Xiao Hu, how about this thing? It's quite exquisite, isn't it? I bought it specially for you at Kurt's and I always keep it with me.

You see, you shake this handle and the little steel balls in the box pour out.”

"Go chicken, pick it up."

The small steel ball fell to the ground and rolled forward along the slope of the ground. Xiaohu gave the order and the chicken immediately jumped over with one foot to peck at it.

"Get out of the way! Don't you see what you're picking up? You have no eyebrows."

The chicken even cursed as it passed by the donkey.

The donkey man was stunned, staring blankly at the chicken running around on the ground with his head down.

"Rich, the ship is almost here. You take the Saint Girl aboard first. Ling'er and I will study how to deal with this gate."

Millie Tang walked over to Liu Yonglu and touched Xiaohu's hair.

"Then I'll go with you. Let Roselis and Haverson take the Saint Lady aboard first."

"Master, can I go first? I'm hungry. I've been eating biscuits for a few days and I can't stand it anymore. I'll go on the boat and start cooking. I'll have food to eat when you come back in a while."

Mr. Shani said with a chuckle beside him.

"I want to drink Nicola turtle soup!"

It sounded like Ling'er was asking for this.

"You're talking nonsense. There are no turtles in the sea."

Liu Yonglu waved his hand.

"Master, how about I catch two turtles? We can just make do with what we have."

"No, no, no, sea turtles are so cute. Why would you fish for them if you have nothing to do? Besides, I have a trauma in my heart whenever I think of fishing.

After you get on board, look around to see if there are other seafood, and make some hot and sour seafood soup, which is delicious and can satisfy your cravings."

Liu Yonglu turned around and said to Ling'er:
"We'll just make do with this for today. When we get back to Moses Sad, we'll have some Nicola turtle soup. This hot and sour soup is also a specialty.

You can try it later, Shani can be said to have inherited all my skills."

The Dog Riding Rabbit had already lowered the lifeboat, and Roselis and Haverson were preparing to board the ship with the Saint.

"Ricky! I see you're not giving up! I was planning to give you some preferential treatment since we've known each other for a while now! But you don't know how to appreciate it!"

The donkey couldn't bear it any longer and roared, and black flames burned the parchment.

"Dou.Nivar!"

The donkey said sinisterly.

There was no reaction, except for the sea breeze blowing the black and gray residue of parchment into the donkey's face.

"Do you think this little trick can fool me?
Ricky, Ricky Baldwin!"

Still no response.

Liu Yonglu didn't even bother to look at him. At first, when the Donkey God mysteriously took out a small parchment scroll, Liu Yonglu thought it was a secret weapon.

After all this fuss, it was the contract I signed...

Will that work? If you want to transfer my file, you have to go to our folk art troupe. Your unilateral announcement is useless!

"Dou.Nivar!"

"Ricky Baldwin!"

"Von Stroevsky!"

"Saint Baran!"

The donkey stood alone on the island and called out again and again, but there was still no response.

Xiaohu really felt sorry for him and waved his hands at him, meaning, I'm tired, I've suffered the same loss as you a long time ago, so don't waste your energy.

Millie Tang used her small paper cutter to scrape off some debris from the bronze door and put it into a bottle for later research. Then she nodded at Liu Yonglu, meaning that she could leave.

"donkey."

Before getting on the boat, Liu Yonglu waved to the donkey, and the two stood together and smoked a cigarette:
"As for today's incident, I think it's better to resolve a feud than to create one.

Seeing you yelling and shouting in the sky, acting like a human, I wanted to give you a big neck slip. "

The donkey shrank his neck when he heard this. What does that mean? I won't beat you, but you still want to beat me?

"But fortunately, you didn't cause any serious damage, so you won't get beaten up any more. I'm going to go home quickly, and we're even now."

Donkey smoked a cigarette and thought about it with his head down. He felt that this logic seemed to be wrong. From the perspective of mysticism, he should be at a disadvantage.

"It's still the same sentence as at the beginning."

Although the donkey caused him a lot of trouble along the way, Liu Yonglu sincerely felt that the donkey was an okay person, at least better than "Green Decay" and "Blood Mad God".

He patted the donkey on the shoulder:

"Come visit me if you have the chance, I'll ask my wife to cook... Never mind, I'll cook two dishes for you, and we can have a drink and chat for a while."

"Ricky, I want to ask you a question." "Go ahead."

"Where did you learn those spells?"

"call……"

Liu Yonglu exhaled a long puff of smoke:

"This is too profound. I have studied it for decades. It cannot be explained in just a few words. I will talk to you in detail when there is a chance.

Oh, donkey."

Liu Yonglu took out a black folding fan from the back of his neck:
"Last time when you signed, you left your pen with me, and then the pen turned into a fan.

I find it very useful, can you give it to me as a gift?"

The pen fell on him... This guy's words are really annoying.

The donkey nodded:

"Just think of it as a souvenir. You can take it. You can use the fan to call me if you need anything."

What the donkey was thinking was, boy, my things are not that easy to get. As long as you have the fan, I can find you anytime.

"Brother! You can keep this cigarette. I'm leaving now. See you later."

Liu Yonglu opened the jacket pocket of his suit and stuffed the pack of cigarettes into it.

Liu Yonglu finally got on the lifeboat, and the boat slowly left the island with the swing of the oars. In the end, only the donkey was left standing alone beside the bronze gate.

……

In the small restaurant of "Dog Riding Rabbit", Liu Yonglu stood beside the stove and prepared food with Mr. Shani.

"Ricky, I'm going to take a shower first."

There was still a lot of dried mud on Millie Tang's body, and the first thing she did after getting on the boat was to wash it off.

"Go ahead, wash up quickly, the food will be ready soon."

At the dining table, Xiaohu was sitting on a chair with his chicken in his arms, waiting for his meal. Kogan, Lindblanc, and Marquette were already drinking:

"Kougan, are you planning to buy a big house when you get back to Mosesad? If you see one, tell me. I have someone who knows you."

Marquette took the responsibility.

"Have someone you know buy me a ticket first, the fastest one."

Lin Brown took over the conversation. Everyone knew that this guy was going to the small village where he grew up to find his fiancée.

"Leave it to me! After you get off the boat, just follow me to the station. By the way, you are going back to your hometown, you are not planning to hold the wedding secretly, are you?

This won’t do! We must bring the bride to New Newland! Let’s have some fun, you hear me!”

Marquette laughed and gulped down a small glass of gin.

"Well, try your best. You can look forward to Ricky's wedding first. I'll have to spend some time on the road."

"Ricky, you're not going to keep dragging it out! I see Millie Tang's hair is growing long."

Marquette had a voice so loud that it made the whole house buzz.

"You have to ask her. I can't make the decision."

It's okay to hold the wedding in New New London. At worst, you can hold another one in Tianjin. Liu Yonglu is not conservative.

But I haven’t proposed yet...this is a bit hard to explain.

"You just pretend to be a bear."

Marquette might have been a little drunk, and he shook his head with a red face:

"By the way, Kougan, you haven't told me yet, have you decided where to buy a house?

Hey, you are now the biggest upstart in New Nullen. Buy a lavish house and hire a few people. I guarantee that the Marquis will bring his daughter to your house the next day and beg you to marry her."

“I haven’t thought about it yet. I plan to go back to Mosesad to see my sister first.

I asked her to help me make decisions about the house and money."

It was Colgon's principle not to show off his wealth, and Marquette's loud shouting made him feel embarrassed.

"If we find a supply point in a few days, oh, I just asked Mr. Peleus, we should still stay in Kurt for a few days.

That is, in Kurt, do you want to call your sister?"

"I'm going to give her a surprise, so I won't fight her."

"By the way, since we're docked in Kurt, do you want to pick up Carol and Yasmine as well?"

Lin Brown suggested from the side.

"That's a great idea! It's a damn good idea. Let's have a drink to celebrate our reunion."

Marquette didn't need to be persuaded, he drank one cup after another:
"But Carol and Ricky are both in the same boat, so I think Yasmine should have the final say on this matter."

Everyone was arguing, and suddenly the door was pushed open from the outside. It was Haversen, who was panting but his face was full of joy:

"Your Excellency Saint Baran! The Saint is awake!"

"Oh, Shani, keep an eye on the pot. I'm steaming a fish. Turn off the heat in ten minutes."

Liu Yonglu wiped his hands on his apron, untied it and threw it aside:
"Do you need something to eat? Is the old Saint hungry?"

"This...I don't know either. Anyway, she asked me to come over and call you."

Liu Yonglu nodded. Mr. Shani had just fried a plate of fried mushrooms. The mushrooms were soaked dried mushrooms, so the taste was a bit bad, but it was nice to be able to eat this at sea.

Liu Yonglu ate half of the dish and followed Haverson out of the room.

In the cabin bedroom, Roselis was still sitting by the bed. The saint had changed into Roselis's clothes and was sitting on the bed looking at the scenery outside the glass.

"Old Saint, you must be hungry. Eat something while it's hot."

In fact, in the final analysis, we really have to thank the donkey for this matter. If he hadn't been so impatient that he took some money before leaving, the old saint would probably still be imprisoned in another space.

"Can you change your name?"

The saint turned her head and frowned. It was not known whether it was because she was born with fair skin or because she had been trapped in the monster's body for too long, but her face under her black hair was so white that it was almost transparent. Liu Yonglu could even see the blood vessels near her temples.

"Change? Change what? Call me Saint Lady?"

Haverson brought a chair to Liu Yonglu. Liu Yonglu put the fried mushrooms on the bedside table and picked up a piece and put it in his mouth.

"That Saint's sect believer must have seen me in his dream. Didn't he tell you my name?"

"Cas...Castanya?"

"Castalana!"

The Saint corrected.

"Yes, yes, yes. I just remember it was Cass or something... Castalana, you really don't want to eat something? Oh, yes!"

Liu Yonglu slapped his head and took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket, lit one and handed it to her. The saint must be craving for a cigarette.

"No, I told you, it stinks."

The saint waved her hand, picked up a fried mushroom from the plate and put it into her mouth.

She chewed very slowly, very slowly, and as she ate, tears flowed down her porcelain doll-like cheeks.

It is human food. I can finally eat human food again.

(End of this chapter)