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Chapter 515 The Donkey Gets Bitten

Before the donkey entered the house, he had actually thought about another thing, which was whether or not to deal with his own preacher on earth. He followed the previous principle and tried not to do it himself.

Or... should I make an exception for him and let me treat him myself?

The main reason is that this preacher on earth is so annoying. He bewitched my church, and then he became the messenger and I became a puppet. Now he is ordering me to draw for him.

How can a Father God be so cowardly?
But when he thought of the god he had just sensed, Donkey hesitated again. If this person meets Ricky, they will settle all the old and new grudges together. That will be a big show and will definitely be interesting. Now that I have taken action, there will be nothing to watch... Oh, what a pity.

The donkey was painting and thinking about something. Coincidentally, Liu Yonglu started singing "Painted Skin" behind him.

Every word of the lyrics fell into the donkey's ears. At first, the donkey thought his singing style was very interesting. He had never heard it before. It was probably taught by the "One Who Returns All Things to One"!
I have to remember this stuff carefully, it's a bit profound.

As the donkey listened, he gradually understood the meaning of the lyrics. It turned out to be a story about how an evil ghost turned into a beautiful woman and charmed her mind, and then how she was taken home, and how the scholar met the Taoist priest and was killed by the evil ghost...

The more the donkey listened, the more he felt something was wrong. Wasn't this talking about me?

He turned his head cautiously and saw Liu Yonglu lying on the reclining chair, shaking his head. He looked very honest. What did this mean?
Are you trying to lure me into taking action?

Feeling the donkey's gaze, Liu Yonglu opened his eyes and nodded at him.

The donkey quickly turned his head and thought, this kid is good, he may not have seen through my identity as "Crouching Chaos", but he may have seen through the disguise!
He suddenly asked me to paint a fan today just to test my ability. Maybe it was the idea given to him by "The One Who Returns All Things to One". These two people are so bad.

It has to be said that Donkey's painting skills are quite good. After all, he has countless projections in the universe, one of which is disguised as a painter, so it didn't take long for him to paint a fan!

"Mr. Rich, please take a look."

"Okay, I'll look at your calligraphy."

Liu Yonglu came over with a smile and patted the donkey on the shoulder. Then he carefully raised his fan and looked at it. He frowned and stared at it for a long time before he spoke:
“The painting is great, with structure, details, and verve!

But there is one thing. I asked you to draw a picture of a tiger hunting its prey. Why is the proportion of the donkey so large on our fan? This is not a tiger hunting its prey, but a donkey being bitten..."

On the fan in his hand, the donkey took up two-thirds of it, while the tiger and the monkey on his shoulder took up one-third and were painted on the corners.

The main body of the entire fan is that... very handsome donkey... Oh, this donkey is painted so beautifully.

Liu Yonglu sucked his teeth and looked at it over and over again.

"Mr. Rich, this is what I think. If the tiger had hunted a sick donkey or a young donkey, it wouldn't have seemed that powerful.

But if it is a strong and intelligent donkey, the tiger can bite its buttocks, which shows that the tiger is very powerful! "

"That's true, but this donkey... Tsk..."

Things have come to this point, the painting has been completed, and Liu Yonglu can no longer say anything. He can't really ask Ferhat to change his character into Zhang Fei or a big tree.

"Okay, that's it. Sorry for bothering me. Let's go eat together."

Liu Yonglu carefully applied a layer of wax on the fan and put it in his arms. Just then, Kou Gang came:
"Captain, you asked me to wait for you, why are you gone?"

"Yes, yes, yes, I almost forgot about this. Let's go now."

Liu Yonglu laughed and walked out.

"Why are you still going? Prince Herama has sent someone to invite you again!"

"Please ask me? Just tell me that I can't get out of bed and I don't have the strength to fix the car. I'll help you after I recover."

"No, this time is different. Prince Herama said that the Sun Chariot is not broken at all. It is fine and can be used. He asked you to come over to discuss the attack on Upper Kurt."

Kogan must have been saying good things about Balkan since he received his gold.

The Sun Chariot... is not broken? Is Hera Ma out of his mind? Can his Xiali be used? Isn't that blind... Liu Yonglu stood there wondering, he didn't know, this Xiali was definitely useless before, but that day, the Blood Mad God slept on the Xiali... Hey, it can be used instead.

The function of the stone tablet is to carry the knowledge of another dimension. It is not that there is anything magical about it itself. The Blood Mad God had entered that strange space before and learned most of the knowledge, which relatively replaced the function of the stone tablet.

If explained in a way that Liu Yonglu can understand, it is equivalent to Duan Yu memorizing the Six Meridians Divine Sword, and in Jiumozhi's eyes he is a living sword manual, the same meaning.

With the addition of all the replacement materials Liu Yonglu had made, Xiali was able to move all of a sudden! But its overall performance was slightly worse than that of the Sun Chariot.

"Captain, can you please go and take a look? I'm not asking you to repair the car anyway."

"Tsk...Okay, I'll go for a walk."

Liu Yonglu waved at the donkey behind him:

"I'm going to be out for a while, let's come back and have a midnight snack together."

"Yes, Mr. Ricky."

Donkey Heart said, you are pretending very well, I want to see what you want to do with the Sun Chariot.

Before going out, Liu Yonglu put on some makeup, smeared some yellow wax on his face, hung a bandage on his arm, and leaned on a crutch with his left hand, then went out leaning over.

When he arrived at Herama's place, Helama was also shocked. He thought, I didn't see him injured so badly in the Emir's Palace a few days ago, how come he became like this after not seeing him for a few days!

Helama quickly arranged for someone to take care of him, and then sincerely thanked Liu Yonglu.

"Your Excellency, are you sure this car... is there really anything wrong with it?"

Liu Yonglu has made up his mind. If anyone wants to ride this car, it should be you. I definitely won’t ride it.

"It's absolutely true. There is no problem at all, Mr. Richie. I completely understand how you feel. You are worried about my safety. But don't worry, the Sun Chariot is intact and the entire Kurt is under our control!"

Prince Herama was very excited and toasted repeatedly.

Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, one was willing to fight and the other was willing to be beaten, just be happy, Liu Yonglu hurriedly congratulated him and said to Helama who laughed.

“Special Envoy Rich, I have another question. Now that the Sun Chariot is ready, I can no longer allow Zahir, this scourge, to remain on Kurt’s land.

Are you interested in joining our glorious war?"

"I have the will... cough cough cough... but I don't have the strength... My body is getting weaker day by day, weaker every moment, weaker every time..."

As soon as he heard Helama talking about the main text, Liu Yonglu hurried to act.

What does Kurt’s mess have to do with me? I have to go out to sea to find my children and mother-in-law!

Liu Yonglu tried to decline the offer, but he refused to do so and just said he would ask Sir Gregory for his opinion first.

There was no choice. After eating and drinking, Herama could only respectfully escort Liu Yonglu out of the Emir's Palace. As soon as Liu Yonglu came out of the palace, Mosesad's naval soldiers were waiting for him at the door.

"Sir Gregory wants Captain Rich to come over to discuss something."

"go!"

Liu Yonglu threw away the crutch in his left hand, climbed onto the carriage, and when he arrived at Sir Gregory's mansion, he entered the study. The old knight was sitting behind the desk, drinking strong liquor and waiting for him.

Sir Gregory also got straight to the point:
"Ricky, you may need to go to Upper Kurt. Marquette is waiting for you there. He said there is extremely important information he needs to know!"

(End of this chapter)