Tokyo, everyone is drawing comics, who still wants to fall in love?.
Chapter 90: Put laxative in his water cup!
Chapter 90: Put laxative in his water cup!
In May in Tokyo, the late cherry blossoms gradually fade, and the falling petals are merciless.
The temperature in late spring is not high and it rains occasionally, just like the mood of people in the workplace.
But some lavenders bloomed quietly.
As pink fades, a purple dream seems to be unfolding.
The meaning of lavender is not only waiting for love, but also:
Just breathe hard and you can create miracles!
"The inferiors overthrow the superiors!"
"The inferiors overthrow the superiors!"
This phrase, which is like a secret code, has become popular in the web department in recent days.
When colleagues from the web department happen to walk past each other, they will all say the same thing.
Then, both of them will be full of energy!
Assistant Okita is now standing at the sign at the elevator entrance on the first floor.
The sign reads clearly from top to bottom:
……
Third floor: Main magazine department.
Second floor: Administration department, advertising department, and operations department.
First floor: exhibition hall, reception room.
Basement: web department.
The words "web department" are not printed.
Instead, it was a handwritten wooden board posted in the basement.
If you tear this handwritten wooden board off by force, you may be able to see some old words left on the back: warehouse, garbage dump!
Warehouse! Garbage dump!
Okita thought back to the words printed here three years ago.
His hands were shaking slightly, as if he would pull the board down at any moment!
I could hear a child's soft questioning in my ears.
Two years ago, my son who was in elementary school wanted to visit our company.
[Dad, the school teacher asked us to go to Dad’s workplace and record his work environment and work content.]
[……] At that time, Okita's assistant was unable to agree to it.
Should I take my child and let him see his father working in the basement? !
He might become a laughing stock in school and even be bullied!
With his eyes fixed on the basement marking board, Assistant Okita secretly clenched his fists.
But all this has changed predictably since Shingo Oda started serializing his manga!
"Oh, isn't this Assistant Okita from the web department?" came the voice of Director Hyakki.
Assistant Okita quickly collected himself, stood respectfully to the side, and bowed slightly to greet him.
This is workplace culture.
No matter how big the conflicts are among subordinates, it is very important to maintain order in the identities of employees.
Minister Baigui came over with a protruding belly, accompanied by his female assistant Koike, who still had some charm but was still strong despite her age.
The two of them walked to the front of the elevator, neither of them even bowed, and tilted their necks as if they were reluctant to look at Assistant Okita.
Okita didn't say much and waited quietly for the elevator.
"Oh! Oh!" Minister Baigui suddenly said, "Xiaochi, what's wrong with you? Why did you press the down button? Don't waste electricity, cancel it quickly!"
"Oh, Minister, you know, some people are very lazy." Assistant Koike said sarcastically, and reached out and double-clicked the elevator call down button to cancel it.
Although this elevator is very old, it still has the characteristics of Japanese-made appliances, and the cancellation of design like this is quite thoughtful.
But it would be wrong if the thoughtful design was used for ulterior motives.
Okita was present and cancelled the call for the elevator to go downstairs in front of him, which was obviously a deliberate attempt to make things difficult for him and prevent him from going to the basement.
“…” Okita gritted his teeth secretly but didn’t say anything.
"Okita! What's going on? Why don't you press down?" came the voice of Saburo Mikami.
Saburo Mikami happened to walk over and heard from afar the slightly loud voices of Chief Hyakki and Assistant Koike.
While Okita was slightly stunned, Mikami Saburo had already strode over.
With a click, Saburo Mikami pressed the call button down heavily.
Then, he began to face Minister Baigui and looked at him coldly.
The atmosphere was tense, and the crowd was almost ready to fight. Even the old security guard not far away pretended to be calm and moved away, fearing that he would be implicated.
Minister Baigui said with a hint of meaning: "Mikami-kun, if you are too anxious, you might take the wrong elevator."
Sansaburo Mikami understood the president he was hinting at, but he said slowly without any hesitation: "If you don't hurry, you will miss the elevator!"
"Young man, don't be too hasty!"
"Is the elevator coming? Is it the right elevator? No one will know unless you press the call button!"
"Who said they don't know? Perhaps many times, the situation has already been displayed on the panel." Minister Bai Gui pointed with his fat finger at the elevator status display screen high up.
The car is coming down.
Ding—a reminder sounded.
Just then, the elevator arrived.
Click—the elevator door opened quietly.
The down call button goes out and a down arrow appears on the status screen.
"It seems that I chose the right elevator!" Mikami Saburo walked into the elevator car with Assistant Okita. He even raised his finger to his forehead and made a greeting gesture. "But, I also think it's wrong to take the elevator like this in the future!"
"Huh?" Minister Baigui was puzzled.
"From now on, the button that people in our web department need to press should be the button to go up to the third floor!" Saburo Mikami slapped the B3 button with a confident smile on his face.
The elevator door slowly closed.
At the moment the door was closed, the suppressed excited voice of Okita's assistant could be heard from inside: "Director, with Oda Shingo, we can definitely move to the third floor! Well, the inferiors overthrow the superiors!"
The elevator door closed and a muffled sound came from it. It was Sankami Saburo's quick response: "The inferiors are superiors!"
Outside the elevator, Assistant Koike didn't dare to speak.
She saw the muscles on Minister Baigui's fat face twitching slightly.
"Hello! Gou Tianwu!" Minister Baigui took out his cell phone and made a call, and the call was quickly connected.
"Bushiki-chan! It's me."
"Only victory is allowed! Losing is not allowed! Otherwise, don't even think about having your stroke printed on JUMP in the future!"
"...Hi!" Takeshi Gouda, who was caught in the crossfire and under pressure, could only answer with a full agreement.
Then, even though today was only a Sunday, Gouda Takeshi kicked off the battle between the two major comics.
"Gentlemen! I love war! ..."
Takeshi Goda stood in the middle of the studio's living room again and gave a speech to his eight subordinates with saliva flying.
"Starting today, I will update one chapter every day! I will save one chapter! Then when it goes on sale on Saturday, I will release seven chapters in a row!"
"…We'll smash Oda Shingo's skull hard and fill it with discarded drawings!"
The four new comic rookies are all eager to try.
The four old assistants looked at Takeshi Gouda calmly, and looked down on the new comics rookie.
You four newcomers, don't you know how tough the other side is...
Eh? It seems a bit cold today? They felt strange for some reason.
That evening, Oda Shingo was in a daze holding a stack of love newspapers sent by Namikaze Yukaku.
"Gentlemen, I like war?" He wondered, "This Goda Takeshi is in the late stage of Chuunibyou!"
Namikaze Youzuru nodded beside him: "That's what he said. Then he went back to his office and stabbed some people."
"Villain? What villain?"
"you."
"Me? I'm a villain?"
Namikaze Yuzuru said calmly, "No, I mean the puppet. He used the tip of the G6 pen to poke holes between the legs of the puppet with your name on it."
"Ah, it's a blessing you didn't beat him up on the spot."
"As a qualified ninja, no, I'm a ninja skills enthusiast. I won't do any private work during the investigation." Namikaze Youhe was still unwilling to reveal his ninja identity, and lied that he was a ninja skills enthusiast.
Oda Shingo looked honest, as if he took the letter seriously.
"Okay, okay, Ninja Skills Lover, thank you for your hard work!" Oda Shingo quickly read the intelligence newspaper and understood the other party's deployment, especially after stabbing the villain. He patted Namikaze Youhe's shoulder with relief, "But next time you run into someone like this, put laxatives in his water cup! Put it hard, as long as it doesn't kill him! Don't give me face!"
(End of this chapter)
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