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Chapter 75 Xiao Yu, you fucking
Chapter 75 Xiao Yu, you fucking
"Quack, quack."
"Quack, quack, quack."
“Quack…”
"..."
"Is there a black hole in your stomach?" Chen Banxian, who was squatting in the corner, could no longer bear it: "How long have you been eating?"
"...Ah." Xiao Jiji spat out the half-chewed kiwi fruit in her mouth and said blankly: "No...I'm not allowed to eat it."
Chen Banxian: “…let.”
"Gulp." Xiao Jiji swallowed it again, his left cheek bulging: "Guaji..."
"But you can't keep eating forever, right? Won't your stomach feel full?!"
"Goo-"
Xiao Jiji's tongue slipped and half of the kiwi fruit accidentally "slipped" into her esophagus.
Then I saw a "small bag" stuck in the girl's slender throat...
"Uh-huh--"
Her face instantly turned red, and she clenched her fists, shaking with fear.
"Well--"
“Xiao Ji!” Xiao Guanguan, who was standing by, was horrified and immediately stood up and ran over: “Spit it out!”
"Um-"
"Xiao Ji, hurry up! Spit it out!"
"Mmmm-mmm-mmm."
The "little bag" in the throat moved down and disappeared.
Xiao Jiji covered her face with her hands and let out a long breath. Then, as if nothing had happened, she picked up another orange, opened her mouth, and skillfully peeled the skin with her front teeth.
Xiao Guanguan: “…”
Chen Banxian: “…”
Xiao Guanguan: "Stop eating."
"Fruit..." Xiao Jiji put down a piece of orange slice, put it in his mouth, looked at Xiao Guanguan, chewed it and said, "Expensive."
"Don't eat it, Gui. That's enough." Xiao Guanguan took the orange away without hesitation: "You take a rest. Look, your second sister is asleep."
Xiao Jiji turned and looked at Xiao Yaya.
I saw him with his feet on the dining table, his buttocks sitting on the chair, his head hanging down naturally. He was sleeping soundly in a strange upside-down position.
"it is good."
Nodding, Xiao Jiji followed suit, placing her short legs on the table with difficulty, her head facing down, and closing her eyes.
Just five seconds later, he fell asleep...
Chen Banxian: “…”
"What's with the damn relaxation of the two of them?" Chen Banxian was inexplicably irritated: "Aren't they afraid at all? Don't they know we've been caught?"
"They are too young." Sitting back in his original position, Xiao Guanguan sighed, "They don't understand what it means to be caught."
"What did I say before? I said that bastard Xiao Yu is in big trouble! Damn... this is more than just a big trouble, I underestimated him."
"...Grandpa. Xiaoyu definitely wouldn't have thought it would get to this point."
"You're still speaking for him?!" Chen Banxian's anger rekindled: "He killed our family, you know that?!"
"Grandpa..."
"How old are Yaya and Jiji? Even they are in trouble. Just think about how big a mess this damn guy has made..."
"squeak--"
The door suddenly opened, interrupting Chen Banxian's next words.
The two were startled, thinking that Xiao Yu had also been caught, and looked towards the door hurriedly.
"boom!"
The steel door opened completely.
Outside the door, there was a huge crowd of people.
But Xiao Yu was not among them.
"..."
"..."
It's quiet outside.
There was confusion inside the door.
The two parties stared at each other for a long time.
Then the middle-aged team leader in white uniform suddenly jumped up and rushed in. He grabbed Chen Banxian's hands and said excitedly: "Mr. Chen! I'm late!"
"……what?"
"Mr. Chen!" The middle-aged team leader's eyes turned red: "I'm sorry for wronging you."
"Who is Mr. Chen... Did you come to the wrong door..."
"It's you, Mr. Chen! Mr. Chen, who locked you up?" The middle-aged team leader suppressed his anger.
"If I remember correctly, it should be you..." Chen Banxian hesitated.
"Mr. Chen, why are you sitting on the ground? Someone, bring a stool for Mr. Chen!"
"Don't... I'm sitting on the ground to keep myself steady... Are you crazy?"
"Mr. Chen." The middle-aged team leader choked up: "Are you okay?"
"Sir." Chen Banxian also cried a little: "Are you all right?"
"Everything has been investigated clearly." Helping Chen Banxian to stand up, the middle-aged team leader looked stern and looked around at the people outside the door: "Mr. Chen, you and your family have been framed. The Human Federation has issued instructions that the Federation will compensate and apologize with the utmost sincerity for the injustice you have suffered." After that, the middle-aged team leader faced the confused Chen Banxian, bowed deeply, and shouted: "Mr. Chen! I'm sorry!"
Outside the door, many federal officials in white shirts bowed together and said in unison: "Mr. Chen! I'm sorry!!!"
Chen Banxian: “…”
Xiao Guanguan: “…”
Xiao Yaya: “zzZ…”
Xiao Jiji: "zZ...quack quack."
……
Western Region.
Federal Building, meeting hall of the General Council of the Human Federation.
"Dang~"
Xiao Yu knocked the wooden hammer on Li Huade's forehead and said loudly: "Well, the issue of compensation for my grandfather has been discussed and the procedures have been followed. Next, let's proceed to the last item of the meeting. After that, we will adjourn!"
"Crash, la, la, la-"
More than 200 members of parliament in the audience stood up and applauded enthusiastically.
While playing the drums, they looked at each other and nodded excitedly.
"For the last item, I propose that all the members present be shot."
"..."
All the members of parliament stopped applauding.
"..."
In the end, Xiao Yu bared his fangs, wielded his hammer, and prepared to demolish the bridge: "Vote now. Those who agree will deduct 1, and those who disagree will deduct 2."
Members of the audience: "..."
"Vote." Xiao Yu looked up at the big screen, waiting for the result: "Why are you all standing there?"
"Sir, I think you said something wrong just now." A congressman raised his hand stiffly.
"What did you say wrong?" Xiao Yu was puzzled.
"You said...you said...that you proposed to shoot...guilty members of parliament?"
"All the members of parliament." Xiao Yu corrected: "Everyone present here."
"..." The faces of all the congressmen sank.
"Why... why..."
"Why?" Li Huade, who had been ridden by Xiao Yu for half an hour, could no longer hold on: "Vote quickly! Hurry up!"
"Please...please vote, members of the parliament." The blonde secretary swallowed her saliva: "Do you agree with Lord Xiao's proposal to shoot you all?"
"..."
“Beep beep beep beep—”
After a brief silence, all the members pressed the button.
The voting results were quickly displayed on the big screen.
【Proposal N7/16C05】
【Agree: 0 votes】
[Against: 206 votes]
【Abstentions: 0 votes】
"Okay." Xiao Yu nodded: "Nicholas Zhaoba, shoot all the members who voted against it."
"Yes!"
“Beep beep beep beep!!!”
The voting results on the big screen were immediately reversed.
【Proposal N7/16C05】
【Agree: 206 votes】
[Against: 0 votes]
【Abstentions: 0 votes】
"Okay!" Xiao Yu nodded: "It's passed unanimously! Nicholas, shoot all these congressmen."
"Yes!"
“Beep beep beep beep—”
【Proposal N7/16C05】
【Agree: 0 votes】
[Against: 0 votes]
【Abstentions: 206 votes】
"Okay." Xiao Yu nodded. "You can't abstain from voting on the bill that was just passed. Nicholas, shoot this illegal congressman."
"Yes!"
Members of the audience: "..."
"……Wow!"
One congressman couldn't hold it in any longer and burst into tears: "Xiao Yu, damn it..."
……
(End of this chapter)
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