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Chapter 30 God-given chicken!

"Clap clap."

Seeing that Xiao Yu had finished another glass of Sprite, Mr. Wang knocked on the round table again.

The white female secretary immediately stood up, picked up the big bottle of Sprite, bent down and filled it for Xiao Yu. The beauty under the collar is for you to enjoy.

Xiao Yu: “…”

Xiao Yu: "This Sprite is quite white."

The white female secretary blushed slightly, holding the Sprite bottle, and retreated behind Mr. Wang.

"Ah. I just noticed it." Lady Wu played with her smooth temples and said, "Mr. Wang, when did you hire such a foreign beauty? She's quite pretty."

"Hello, Mr. Wu." The white female secretary saluted Mr. Wu politely.

"Ah!" Lady Wu's eyes widened: "Dongda language is also so good."

"Recently, she has started to conduct business throughout the federation." Mr. Wang raised his glass to indicate, "She is very strong in all business areas."

"Various businesses?" A middle-aged CEO present smiled ambiguously: "Boss Wang, you are in good health."

"You are so mean. I am not as good as you, Boss Qian. Your last incident has spread all over the world. You had sex six times in one night. If you really want me to be good, then you can pass on some of your experience to me in private."

"That's easy! That's easy! When it comes to girls, I'm the second best and no one dares to say they're the best! Mr. Wang, we didn't know each other very well before, but we're all brothers from the same school from now on. Your waist is my waist. Your waist is my life."

“Hahahaha, go, go, go.”

"Dry."

They both drank it down in one gulp.

Xiao Yu grinned at what he saw.

The communication between these top capitalists is exactly the same as when his grandfather gathered, drank, and boasted in the countryside.

They all talk nonsense.

"Master, what do you think of my assistant?" After drinking a glass of wine, Mr. Wang leaned over and asked Xiao Yu in a low voice.

"Pretty good." Xiao Yu looked up and down at the white female secretary's figure.

"In fact, I was worried just now. She is a foreigner, and I am afraid you will not like her joining our outer sect."

"It doesn't matter." Xiao Yu waved his hand and said, "I have always taught everyone without distinction."

"Then I am relieved." Mr. Wang nodded. He paused for a moment and then said, "Master, do you want to learn Xida language?"

Xiao Yu: “Ah?”

"Master, it would be good to learn another foreign language." Lady Wu's beautiful eyes moved.

Xiao Yu: “…”

After a moment of silence, Xiao Yu picked up the cup and drank half of the Sprite. Then he crossed his legs and said, "I wonder if you have ever heard of Qin Shi Huang."

Everyone turned their heads sideways and humbly accepted the instruction.

"I am 720 years old this year, but my grandfather, who is also my master, is an old turtle spirit, more than 3,000 years old. He and Qin Shi Huang were like brothers at the time, and then he conveyed a concept to Old Qin. What concept?"

After hearing these "Zen" words, everyone present looked strange. But they all remained silent and shook their heads.

"That means the same writing system and the same rules for books!" Xiao Yu rolled up his sleeves, stood up, put one foot on the chair, and talked nonsense recklessly: "Is the whole world speaking the Eastern language?"

Everyone in the audience: “…”

"So, I say that the Dao Sect will definitely do something when it comes out of seclusion this time! I believe that before long, the whole world will speak Dongda dialect. Why do we still need to learn foreign languages?"

Everyone in the audience: “…”

"..."

"..."

"it is good!"

"Master is domineering!"

"admire!"

"Pah, pah, pah, pah—"

Inside the restaurant, applause broke out instantly.

Especially the white female secretary, she encouraged the most.

Sitting back in his seat, Xiao Yu pressed his hands slightly, and the whole audience was silent. Then he looked at the white female secretary: "What's your name?"

"Senior." The white female secretary bowed deeply: "My name is Jian."

"Foot?"

"Jio."

"Stir?"

"Master." Mr. Wang interrupted, "Use our homophone, and call him Qiao En."

"Oh oh oh." Xiao Yu understood: "Jiao En."

White female secretary: "...Yes. Yes."

"Very good. It's just a little masculine." Xiao Yu clapped his hands: "En, since you have joined my Dao Sect, it is not convenient to use a foreign name. In the future, change to a more local name. So, I will give you a name."

Everyone watched coldly.

The white female secretary responded quickly and bowed repeatedly: "Thank you...thank you, senior."

"From now on..." Xiao Yu thought for a while, then an idea suddenly occurred to him and he snapped his fingers: "Let's call him Jiao Shi."

Everyone in the audience: “…”

White female secretary: “…”

"...What a good name." Mr. Wang was the first to applaud.

The others immediately followed.

“It’s Zen!”

"As expected of you, Master."

"it is good!"

"Damn it, Master gave me this name, and it sounds so cool."

"Yes, culture..."

Standing in the center of everyone's attention, the white female secretary thought for a while and bowed deeply again: "Thank you for the name, senior."

"You're welcome." Xiao Yu waved his hand.

Next.

The dinner returned to its normal routine. Basically, when Xiao Yu spoke, everyone praised him. When Xiao Yu didn't speak, everyone praised him. Even when Xiao Yu went to the bathroom, everyone still praised him.

Miss "Jiao Shi" was so flattered that she even felt like defecating.

He glanced around calmly, and the white female secretary - Troublemaker, quietly left the scene and walked out of the restaurant quickly.

She walked up the stairs to the top floor of this luxurious private club, entered the rooftop, carefully hid in the shadows, and took out a cell phone.

Write a text message in Xida dialect with a serious expression.

The thumbs of both hands pressed quickly.

"...Ms. Shi, don't send it yet." Xiao Yu frowned and suggested, "My Xida writing is not good. Can you write it in Dongda writing?"

"!!!"

The ghost of a white female secretary is haunting!
His face suddenly turned paler.

He turned back in fear: "Senior...Senior?"

"Hello." Xiao Yu nodded.

"You...didn't you go to the bathroom?" Clutching the phone tightly, the white female secretary broke out in a cold sweat.

"Yes." Xiao Yu continued to nod: "But I like to pee three meters into the wind, so I came here."

"But...but...I clearly saw you go...to the bathroom in the hall."

"Can't I just fly up from the window?" Xiao Yu gently took the white female secretary's phone, weighed it in his hand, and untied his belt: "As a disciple of the Taoism Sect, can I pee wherever I want?"

“Yes…yes…”

Turning around, he jumped onto the railing of the rooftop in one step. Xiao Yu's body was steady, holding the phone in his left hand and the right hand, half-pulling his pants, shaking them, and leaking water wantonly: "Are you going to tell your real master about me and what happened here today?"

The white female secretary suffered a cardiac arrest: "You...you...I don't understand what you mean."

"Although I am not good at foreign language, I can understand it." Xiao Yu turned around and showed a bright and gentle smile: "Are you going to pretend to be your grandmother's spoon?"

"..."

After a moment of silence, a fierce light flashed in the eyes of the white female secretary. She suddenly took out the pistol in her arms, aimed at Xiao Yu, and turned on the safety.

But the next moment, she discovered with horror...

Xiao Yu, who was just in her sight, disappeared out of thin air.

Then she felt a damp heat coming from her waist.

Xiao Yu appeared behind her: "What are you doing?"

White female secretary: “…”

Xiao Yu: "You should wait until I finish peeing."

White female secretary: “…”

……

Back to the restaurant.

Xiao Yu shook his water-stained hands and sat back in his seat amid the continuous toasts from the bosses.

"Is it almost time?" Xiao Yu took out his phone, checked the time, and looked around: "How about we stop here tonight?"

"Okay okay."

"Master, let's have one last drink."

"It's a shame that we met too late. I want to hear you talk more..."

The bosses were all humble and polite.

"We are all fellow disciples, and there will be opportunities in the future." Xiao Yu stood up and picked up the cup: "Regarding the matter on the Internet, I would like to thank all my disciples for their help. By the day after tomorrow, I need everyone in Dongda to know my name."

"no problem!"

"Master, please rest assured."

"I will push the maximum flow when I get back. If every user doesn't watch your related videos ten times, I will bring my head to you!"

"Me too."

"Yeah." Xiao Yu nodded with satisfaction and raised his glass: "Cheers."

"Dry!"

After everyone's cups were empty, Xiao Yu pulled out a few tissues and wiped his hands dry: "We'll get together again after this is done. Dispersed."

"squeak--"

At this moment, a handsome waiter in an official vest pushed open the door, ran to Lady Wu with a nervous look on his face, and whispered something in her ear.

"Ah?" Lady Wu was stunned: "How could this happen?"

"Master Sister Wu, what's wrong?" The middle-aged boss next to her said carelessly, "Did your lover come to kill you?"

Lady Wu ignored him and looked directly at Mr. Wang: "Brother Wang, your secretary...something happened."

Mr. Wang, who was just getting up and putting on his coat, asked nonchalantly, “What’s wrong?”

"Nothing." Xiao Yu lowered his head to tie his belt and waved his hand: "I just fell from the building and died."

"..."

The words fell.

Mr. Wang paused.

The whole audience, like everyone, was frozen in this moment.

"Boss Wang, my good disciple." After fastening his belt, Xiao Yu patted Boss Wang on the shoulder and said, "In the future, when you hire someone, make sure you are sure of the person. Otherwise, if you were the one who fell to death this time, I would be so sad."

"..."

Everyone's breathing was stagnant. They didn't even dare to move their eyes.

Mr. Wang stood there, feeling cold from head to toe...

"Also, everyone, learn from Mr. Zhao. Be smart. Ask Mr. Zhao more about what you should and shouldn't say about my affairs and today's affairs."

"See you later."

"boom--"

The next second, a whirlwind suddenly exploded where Xiao Yu was standing, blowing away all light objects.

The floor tiles are in a spider web shape, cracked inch by inch!

Xiao Yu's figure disappeared completely.

……

(End of this chapter)