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Chapter 18 Found Xiao Yu!
The sudden sound startled several people in the square, and they subconsciously looked around to find the source of the sound.

“Here he comes!” The TV director sitting in the car suddenly picked up the intercom and said, “The internet celebrity is here! Find him quickly! Move the camera over there! (Move over there quickly)”

"receive."

"receive."

"finding."

"Roger that!"

Federal police officers in nearby police cars also opened their doors and got out, turning around in confusion, searching for the source of the sound.

"Hello? Yeah. Looks like you all heard it."

"Now!"

"Everyone! Follow my lead!"

"I have an announcement to make."

"Look at me! Hey! Are you looking for chicken feathers? Look up! Yes! Higher up, above the lamp..."

at last.

On the large high pole lamp in the middle of the square, people spotted the figure wearing a white robe in ancient costume.

"What the hell?" Inside the car, the TV director looked out and saw Xiao Yu through the front windshield. He was shocked: "How the hell did he get up there?"

This high pole lamp is used to illuminate the entire square. It is more than 20 meters high. The pole is smooth and the top of the lamp is umbrella-shaped, so it is impossible to climb under normal circumstances.

"Good fellow." The middle-aged police chief who was in charge of commanding the police car was silent for a while. Amid the chattering of the crowd, he took the megaphone handed over by his subordinates and shouted, "Young man, come down! It's too dangerous up there. How did you get up there? Hey! Look at me! How did you get up there?"

On the high pole lamp, Xiao Yu frowned slightly: "Why is there a note?"

Sheriff: "..."

Sheriff: "Come down!"

Sheriff: “Did you hear that?”

Sheriff: "Quick!"

"Should I jump down?" Xiao Yu asked with his head down.

Sheriff: "...I'll go get you a ladder."

As he spoke, the sheriff put down the megaphone and ordered his subordinates beside him: "Contact the federal fire department."

"Yes!"

Raising the megaphone again, the sheriff yelled, "Stand up there and don't move. I've got a ladder for you."

"Okay, thank you for your hard work." Xiao Yu nodded with satisfaction.

"..." Hearing this, the sheriff remained silent. He felt that his interaction with the other party seemed to be wrong.

Above, Xiao Yu had already sat down cross-legged. He took out his mobile phone and turned on the live broadcast of the dance.

After waiting for about five seconds, the live broadcast room was opened.

Instantly!

Thousands of spectators poured in.

【What the hell? 】

【Live broadcast?】

【The master is live streaming! 】

[I declare! You are famous! ]

[There are so many people...]

[Do your family members know that you are committing suicide? ]

[Come! Look at my lip movements. Your mom is *. ]

[A fool...]

【Why are there still people giving rewards? 】

As comments and various obscene words scrolled rapidly in the live broadcast room, the number of people online displayed in the upper right corner of the screen also increased rapidly.

7336.

15927.

34010.

52887...

The increase did not gradually slow down until the number of people reached 80,000.

Ignoring the live broadcast room that was starting to lag, Xiao Yu took out a newly bought mobile phone and continued to open the P station's live broadcast software.

Next is the third mobile phone, which opens the slow-hand live broadcast.

The fourth mobile phone, open Jubo live broadcast...

Then, he plugged all the phones into the metal brackets that he had prepared in advance. He stood up, picked up the microphone, and took two steps back: "Cut the stomach."

“And there are live audiences down there.”

"Although many people know me, especially the netizens in the live broadcast room. But please allow me to introduce myself solemnly. Ahem."

Cleared up sister-in-law.

Xiao Yu said solemnly: "My name is Xiao Yu. I am a true disciple of the ancient martial arts sect - the Dao Sect. The reason I came out of the mountains and appeared in the world this time is only to obey the orders of my master and restore the reputation of traditional martial arts."

[Bullshit! You've been exposed! ]

[Is the master you are talking about your grandfather? Isn’t he a charlatan? ]

【Family liar! 】

[Where is this live broadcast?]

"Our Kung Fu culture has always been authentic. It's just that in recent years there have always been thieves and scammers who have destroyed the reputation of traditional martial arts for their own selfish interests." [Are you introducing yourself? ]

[He said it at the beginning! He introduced himself.]

【Please think carefully and speak again. 】

"Fortunately, the public has sharp eyes." Xiao Yu smiled in front of four mobile phone cameras: "I didn't expect that in just three days, more than four million netizens would support me."

【"support"】

【"support!"】

[Fuck it. You didn’t even read any of the comments in the live broadcast room.]

[Do you have a misunderstanding about the word "support"? ]

[Come! Come to Qingcheng! Damn it, let me support you. 】

[Fuck! The gifts are getting more and more frequent! You guys have money but nowhere to spend it?! ]

[Is this your way of making money...]

Picking up the phone stand, Xiao Yu pointed the camera downward and scanned a circle, and continued to talk to himself: "What I didn't expect was that there would be so many fans supporting me in this beautiful Xiangni City."

People at the scene: “…”

Xiao Yu: "Hi! Friends down there! How are you?"

People at the scene: “…”

[Where the hell is this? ]

[So high…]

【Have you gone to heaven? 】

[It seems to be on the shelf. ]

[It’s not a stand! I’m at the scene. This guy climbed on top of a headlight that was dozens of meters high! ]

【? ? ? 】

[How did you get up there? ]

[66666! Being able to climb this high is quite an accomplishment! ]

【Traditional martial arts are profound and can reach the sky and hide underground. So can you jump down and show us? 】

[Please speed up to watch the movie******]

Below, the federal sheriff in front of the police car finally couldn't help it, raised the megaphone and shouted: "Xiao Yu! Don't go crazy! I demand that you immediately shut down the live broadcast and wait for the fire rescue!"

Xiao Yu frowned again, looked at the other party, and put the microphone to his mouth: "I wanted to ask just now. Why are you here? Are you here to help me maintain order among the fans at the venue?"

Sheriff: “I T…”

Sheriff: "Yes. Please wait for the ladder. We will broadcast the performance live when you come down. We will maintain order on the scene."

"Oh." Xiao Yu nodded and asked, "I see. Then can you see me?"

"Yes." The police officer was stunned.

"So do you think I look like a demon? Whatever you say, I will believe it."

police officer:"???"

"Okay, that's enough of the opening small talk." Xiao Yu looked back at the four mobile phone cameras: "Now, let's get straight to the point."

After saying this, he bent down and unfastened a rope buckle.

"Wow--"

The giant banner immediately unfolded under the "drag" of gravity.

There are ten characters written on it: [Is there any expert in Xiangcheng who would fight with me? ]

In order to save costs, the frugal man only replaced one word...

"The third stop of the Daodao Sect's fireworks! Xiangni City!" Xiao Yu straightened his back, full of vigor and vitality: "Now, I, Xiao, officially represent traditional martial arts and challenge the entire Xiangni City! Are there any masters who dare to compete with me?"

"Whoever wins, I'll give him 200,000. If you lose, just acknowledge my strength in traditional martial arts. As usual, I'll let you use one hand..."

"Xiao Yu!!" The police chief below was furious. He climbed onto the roof of the car and yelled, "Stop right now! Right now! You are seriously involved in provoking quarrels..."

"Then come and catch me." Xiao Yu replied.

"get down!"

"you come up."

"Come down!"

"you come up……"

Netizens in Xiao Yu's four live broadcast rooms were swiping the screen frantically.

【Fuck! 】

[Awesome, awesome. 】

[Is this something I can watch…]

[Online argument with federal police! Exciting! ]

[Master, you are truly brave...]

[Is it true that no one doubts his mental state? ]

"Director! Director, director!" At this time, inside the TV station's live broadcast vehicle, the report from the B-camera cameraman came over the intercom: "I found Xiao Yu! He's on the high pole light! I'm already filming."

His eyes were fixed on Xiao Yu, and the director reached out to take the intercom: "Get lost."

……

(End of this chapter)