Chapter 69 No Response

Let's be logical. No matter how petite or light a person is, he or she must weigh at least several dozen kilograms. However, Li Chengxi did not feel any weight.

She was like a balloon, slowly falling from the air. The corners of her robe spread out like petals under the influence of the airflow as she fell, and finally she sat on Li Chengxi's thighs.

But unlike the balloons, since it was midsummer, Li Chengxi sat behind the cashier counter wearing shorts with short sleeves, and a slightly cool and delicate touch was transmitted to the brain through the skin nerves.

The distance is so close, so close that the warm breath brushes gently against the cheek, even bringing a slight numbing pleasure.

And Li Chengxi...

Li Chengxi didn't notice the above details at all, his brain had short-circuited. He kept holding the plate with his hands raised, completely frozen in place.

He stared at the silver-blue pupils so close to him. Those eyes were so beautiful that they seemed to glow, and no gems could compare to them. He could not help but be attracted by them at just one glance. It felt as if not only his gaze, but even his consciousness was sucked away by the pupils. There was a demonic charm to it.

"Hello."

"Um.....Hello to you too."

Li Chengxi's brain was still in a state of shutdown, and this conversation was a completely instinctive reaction.

A look of doubt and inquiry seemed to flash in the beautiful silver-blue pupils, and her fingers gently stroked Li Chengxi's chest.

"Are you the Demon King God?"

"No... No, I am, but no, I am not..."

From this answer, we can tell what a confused state he is in.

Although it has become Li Chengxi's habit to take the food that Viola and others offered as tribute from the screen, he never thought that one day a person would appear from it.

It feels like you have a tank of goldfish, and suddenly one day the goldfish jumps onto your legs and does a Thomas Full Spin on your face...

No, this analogy is wrong.

Or, it's like when you are playing a game on your phone, and suddenly your paper wife comes to life, jumps out and steps on you.

——Isn’t this better?
Li Chengxi's mind is in a mess, and his reaction ability is basically equal to that of a mental retardation.

Just when he was confused, a young man rushed in from the door of the convenience store. It seemed like he was sprinting all the way and he just crashed into the door and came in.

As soon as the man entered the door, he immediately approached the cashier and stretched out his hand to Li Chengxi:

"Mr. Li Chengxi..."

Who is this person? Don't you know him?

Li Chengxi's convenience store mainly does business with familiar customers, so he is more sensitive to the faces of strangers, which allows his brain to restore some multi-threaded processing capabilities.

But at this moment, a loud "bang" was heard from the direction of the warehouse in the inner room, and then Lei Lei ran out from the inner room.

From this description, we can tell that Lei Lei was even wearing slippers.

At first glance, a girl of about fifteen or sixteen years old is sitting on Li Chengxi's lap, and the distance between them is so close that he could embrace her in his arms with just a light embrace. However, Li Chengxi is holding the large silver plate in both hands as if he is holding a bomb. This scene makes people feel like they are playing some strange game.

"Wait a minute! I can explain! I'm really not a pervert!"

This sentence is basically a conditioned reflex and I didn't even think about it.

But Li Chengxi reacted immediately, and he said to Lei Lei, who was also surprised by what happened in the room:
"No, where did you come in from? That's the warehouse!"

Then he said to the young man who was reaching out to him:

"Who are you? How do you know my name? I don't know you!"

This series of flustered questions made Li Chengxi's hands tremble, and his hands trembled...

The silver plate and dinner cover he had raised above his head immediately slammed to the ground with a clang. The loud noise made his eardrums itch slightly. His brain also crashed again under the impact of the sound waves.

李成溪.exe is not responding.

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The human brain's ability to handle crises is limited, which is why the brain goes blank in extremely stressful situations.

However, this situation would not last too long, usually only for a short while. When Li Chengxi's brain was restarted, he quickly got up and locked the door, fearing that someone else would come in, especially someone he knew. If that happened, he would most likely be rumored to be dead.

Lei Lei and the young man who suddenly rushed into the store considerately waited for Li Chengxi to sort out his thoughts. They both moved a plastic stool and sat on the other side of the cash register.

Aoerdai, who suddenly jumped out of the screen and caused this series of commotion, found a small stool to sit down, and was looking at the small decorations that Li Chengxi placed behind the cash register with great interest, such as bronze swords, bronze Maitreya, bronze Ultraman, etc. Occasionally, he would exclaim, "Wow..." or "Oh..."

Looks pretty cute.

"Mr. Li Chengxi, are you feeling better?"

"I'm a little confused, and my heart is a little blocked."

"You are too excited, please relax."

The young man comforted Li Chengxi softly, and took out a business card from his arms and placed it on the cash register.

The business card was very simple, just a pure white paper card with "Jiuke", "Qiansen" and a phone number printed on it.

"My name is Qiansen. It's a little hard to pronounce, but please pronounce it correctly. When I was in school, my classmates often called me Johnson because of this."

"Okay Johnson."

"..."

With this interruption, Li Chengxi indeed felt a lot more relaxed.

He looked at the business card and said curiously:

"Section 9? Which section of Section 9 do you work in?"

Qian Sen answered the question irrelevantly:

“Have you ever seen the movie Men in Black?”

"Um... I've seen it. It was replayed on TV several times."

"We are similar to the Men in Black. Our department is called 'Non-Existence' and my name is 'No Such Person'. But please rest assured, we work for the government and are definitely not suspicious people."

As Qian Sen spoke, he took out his documents from his pocket, one after another.

There are a lot of things like police officer certificates, military officer certificates, teacher qualification certificates, etc., covering transportation, education, medical care, police system, military system, etc.

The names on each certificate were different, which made Li Chengxi confused.

Could this person be a fake certificate?

"No matter what profession you believe in, I have relevant qualifications here. These are just prepared for the convenience of work, and they are not fake certificates."

Seeing that Li Chengxi was still a little confused, Qian Sen continued:

"My main job is actually a bit similar to that of a police officer. Our main responsibilities are to maintain public order, but the scope of our jurisdiction is slightly different. My department and I mainly supervise all forces, creatures, and objects that cannot be explained by modern science, are beyond common sense, and should only exist in fantasy."

He pointed at Aldea, who was uttering a small exclamation of admiration behind the cash register:

"For example, a time traveler like this young lady."

Li Chengxi was a little numb:
"Isn't today April Fools' Day?"

"Of course, I'm not kidding you."

“I also never gave permission for a TV show.”

"Please rest assured that our conversation will not be shown on television."

"Are you sure you're not kidding me?"

"Look at my hair. I'm really not free enough to play tricks on people."

Looking at Qian Sen's gradually thinning hair and receding hairline, Li Chengxi felt the sincerity in his words...

(End of this chapter)

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