How can I go back to the past?

Chapter 5: Pheasant Change Bath

When he checks the time, he depends entirely on the position of the sun, which is roughly accurate.

After staying in the mountains for four days and being covered in blood, Li Le was almost stinking. He was eager to go back and take a shower.

I was not thoughtful enough! If I had brought an extra set of clothes when I went out, this wouldn't have happened.

When he returned home, it was already noon, but Li Le was not in a hurry to cook. Instead, he packed a set of clothes and went to the bathhouse.

"Boss, how much does a bath cost?" Li Le asked after arriving at the bathhouse.

"Five hundred dollars!"

The owner of the bathhouse is a fat man in his thirties. He always has a smile on his face, like a Buddha.

"Are there any pedicures?"

The fat boss smiled and nodded and said, "Yes."

"how much is the total?"

"A bath and a scrub are both 500 yuan, and a pedicure is 1,000 yuan, a total of 2,000 yuan."

If it were an ordinary person, after hearing Li Le’s question, he would definitely tell him two thousand yuan directly, but the fat boss did not do that. Instead, he first told him how much each project cost, and then told him the total amount.

Many people may feel that the fat boss is too long-winded, but not Li Le. For Li Le, who traveled through time from the future, the fat boss understands consumption.

Let you know where the money goes, otherwise you only know that a bath is 500 yuan, but you have no idea how much a body scrub and a pedicure cost respectively.

"Boss, I don't have any money, but I went hunting in the mountains and shot a few pheasants. How about I give you one?"

Li Le's pocket is now empty than his face. It can be said that he doesn't even have a hundred yuan, let alone two thousand.

So he had no choice but to do this. A pheasant must be worth more than two thousand yuan, and it seemed like Li Le was losing money.

But we can't let him sell the prey wearing such clothes and enduring the discomfort!
So before coming here, he had decided to exchange a pheasant for a chance to take a bath.

"Pheasant?" The fat boss' eyes lit up and he nodded quickly, saying, "Of course."

Looking at the fat boss's body, you can tell that he is a foodie and there is absolutely no way he would refuse.

"Thanks, boss." Li Le handed over the pheasant in his hand.

After the fat boss took the pheasant, he asked, "By the way, little brother, you just said you shot a few. Do you plan to eat them yourself or sell them?"

"I have to keep one for myself and sell the rest," said Li Le.

"Great, little brother, sell the rest to me! I'll give you 10,000 yuan for each one."

Ten thousand yuan per pig. To be honest, this price is not low. You know, a pound of pork is only five thousand yuan.

Ten thousand yuan can buy two kilograms of pork, or even an old hen.

If it were in the future, a pheasant would definitely be more valuable than an old hen, but now, a pheasant cannot be compared with an old hen.

Because pheasants don't have much meat! They are much smaller than old hens, so only a foodie like the fat boss would pay such a high price.

"No problem! I'll keep one and sell the remaining five to you. How about this, when I finish my shower, I'll go home and get them for you."

"Okay, okay." The fat boss nodded with a smile.

It was noon and there was no one in the bathhouse. Li Le took a bath comfortably and asked the master to rub him vigorously again.

Of course, the pedicure master's skills are really amazing.

When Li Le came out of the bathhouse, he felt refreshed. To be honest, it was much more comfortable than going to a bath center in the future. What the hell were those people who gave him a bath and a pedicure?

These masters nowadays are all people with real skills.

After returning home, Li Le first soaked the clothes he had taken off, then took out five pheasants from the space and carried them to the bathhouse.

"Boss, the pheasant is delivered to you." Li Le shouted outside.

Yes! Li Le didn't go in, but shouted outside the door.

Soon the fat boss came out, smiled and gave Li Le a thumbs up, saying, "Little brother, you are this."

Li Le was a little confused. It was just five pheasants! Why did he give him a thumbs up?

"Here, five in total." Li Le handed over the pheasant.

"I like your character of keeping your word. If you have more in the future, just send them to me. I will take as many as you have."

In the fat boss's opinion, every time Li Le went into the mountains to hunt, he would only kill ten or eight fish, leaving one or two for himself, and he could eat the rest.

But he didn't know that Li Le had killed hundreds of pheasants and rabbits during this trip to the mountain, not to mention wild boars and wolves.

Of course, Li Le didn't take it seriously. It would be fine to give the fat boss eight or ten each time, but giving him all of them was just a joke.

"Okay, I'll leave some for you next time we go." Li Le nodded in agreement.

After receiving 50,000 yuan from the fat boss, Li Le went back. He wanted to wash his clothes, otherwise he would have nothing to change into.

There was no way. He only had two sets of clothes, and they were his only two sets. If the weather got warmer, he would have nothing to wear.

It seems that when I have some money, I should buy a few sets of clothes first.

After returning home, Li Le washed the clothes first, then stewed a pheasant. After eating and drinking his fill, he went out to the street holding the pheasant in one hand and the rabbit in the other.

Just find a place and put down the pheasants and rabbits. There are many stalls and there is no good or bad location.

"I just shot some pheasants and rabbits from the mountains. Let's take a look at them."

Li Le is a salesman in the real world. He has no aversion to this kind of shouting and is even a little excited.

Li Le's shouting soon attracted a middle-aged woman.

The middle-aged woman took a look first, then squatted down and asked, "Comrade, how much do you sell this pheasant for?"

"Eight thousand each, pick whatever you want."

An old hen only costs 10,000 yuan in the vegetable market. This pheasant is a little smaller than an old hen, so Li Le sold it for 8,000 yuan.

"Eight thousand is too expensive, can you make it cheaper?" said the middle-aged woman, picking up one.

"Comrade sister! I have to go deep into the mountains and forests to hunt here. I can't give you an advantage." Li Le shook his head and said.

Li Le is not used to the titles used in this era. According to the real world, he should call her "big sister", but according to this era, one should call her "comrade", so he used a neutral term, "comrade big sister".

"My dear little comrade, according to your age, you should call me Comrade Auntie, not Comrade Big Sister."

"Uh!" Li Le scratched his head and said, "Okay, comrade sister."

"Pfft!" The middle-aged woman laughed, and then said, "Okay, okay, I won't argue with you about this. I want one."

(End of this chapter)