Evolution Paradise, are you the disaster?

Chapter 294 Devil Bai and Running Dog Kai, Ambition
Meng Yi used a little trick and a few buckets of instant noodles to conquer the young Kevin.

Mr. Meng, who was talking nonsense, gave Kevin an introduction to the 360 ​​major types and 129600 minor types of instant noodles, which confused Kevin.

"Oh! My, God!"

"Shenzhou! Listen to the sound of the wind!"

"Instant noodles! Chinese food!"

The emotional little Kevin exclaimed repeatedly, and his dirty palms turned red from clapping.

As expected of his future school teacher, he knows so much!

Meng Yi was very pleased to see that he had successfully fooled the young Kevin and made him embark on a path of no return where he would continue to eat noodles as long as he lived.

This is indeed the case. What can Europeans eat?

Earning 3000 yuan a month and eating dry bread, earning 30000 yuan a month and eating dry bread, isn’t this money earned in vain?

In contrast, look at the residents of the vast and rich Shenzhou region.

A person who earns 3000 yuan a month spends 1500 yuan on food, while a person who earns 30000 yuan a month spends 10000 yuan on food. The difference is obvious.

In order to consolidate Kevin's interest in eating noodles, Meng Yi 'kindly' gave Kevin an extra box of instant noodles with different flavors, so that he could take it back and share the joy of eating noodles freely with his parents.

When humans are in trouble, the delicious food given by outsiders with good intentions will be unforgettable for a lifetime; and the unforgettable experiences in childhood will affect a person's entire life.

……

During the following sea voyage, Meng Yi established a good relationship with Kevin, whose figure was gradually becoming plump.

Unfortunately, the ship arrived at Qianyu Academy in Changkong City in the Far East. Kevin discovered that Meng Yi was not his teacher, which made Kevin feel a little depressed.

There are quite a few immigrants from the European continent who come to Changkong City.

In order to help immigrant students from other countries like Kevin adapt to the change in learning environment as much as possible, the school of Qianyu College specially arranged him into the same immigrant class.

Meng Yi's purpose of coming here was not really to amuse Old Ancestor Kevin, he had more important plans.

The Second Ruler, Truth, Joyce, voluntarily went to die, causing the rulers of human civilization to remain in disarray.

Although Mebius has some scheming methods, she devotes more energy to scientific research.

And "The First Herrscher, Origin, Alicia"...

Emmm, the character of pink coin is not suitable for political struggle.

Even if she turns evil, this thing will still be a pink coin when cut open.

Unless Alicia is tortured to the point of being covered in bruises, there is a tiny possibility that a ruthless character of the "Honkai Impact 3rd Female Emperor" type will emerge.

But in this way, the uncertainty of the pink coin's "fate and symmetry breaking" is greatly reduced.

Instead of increasing the efforts to cultivate Alicia, it is better to let the pink coins run wild. Who knows, it may bring unexpected miracles.

Therefore, Meng Yi thought it would be more appropriate to train a new person in power who was decisive and ruthless.

Dr. Mei, who has a very high evil index, naturally caught Meng Yi's attention.

He has excellent skills in fighting for power and profit, and outstanding talent in scientific research. Wouldn't it be a pity not to cultivate such a good seedling?

The only shortcoming of Dr. Mei is that she lacks individual power and "Honkai adaptability".

A problem that is difficult to solve for others is nothing to Meng Yi.

In the early stage, two super bodyguards were arranged for Dr. Mei, but later she stood up on her own.

Who are the two bodyguards?
It just so happens that "The Savior Hero Kevin" owes Meng Yi a lot of instant noodles, so let Kevin work for the rest of his life to pay him back.

For the second bodyguard, you have to choose an individual with excellent "Honkai adaptability" and full combat talents.

Kevin is a bold and aggressive frontal combat unit, so it would be more appropriate to choose an individual powerful person who is proficient in assassination and protection.

Eliminate the pink coin of Alicia first;

The first Baturu of Shenzhou, Fu Dazhuang (Red Kite Immortal, Fu Hua), must also be excluded;

His fighting style is similar to Kevin's, and he joined the "Fire Moth" by accident. The "Qianjie", one of the two top fighters of the "Fire Moth", has to be eliminated.

After some careful selection, I found that "Momentary Hero Sakura" from the Far East region was the most suitable.

Sakura has a high "Honkai adaptability". After her hometown was shattered by the "Herrser of Thunder", she joined another department of the "Fire Moth" called "Poison Pupa" and began to work as an assassin, responsible for clearing out reactionary forces.

The ancestor version of the Yae Inu family runs a martial arts school, and before Sakura underwent the "Fusion Warrior Transformation Experiment", her individual combat power should not be underestimated.

In the original "story destiny", this Yae Donkey was fused with the "Judgment-level Honkai Beast·Yaksha", and could basically achieve an extreme one-to-one exchange with the "Fusion Warrior·Thousand Tribulations".

Ice pig on the left, pink donkey on the right.

Completing the two generals Heng and Ha is enough for Dr. Mei to quickly seize the highest power in human civilization.

With the combination of Mobius + Mei, Meng Yi does not plan to personally train the remaining research characters such as Einstein and Vivi.

……

Time flies. Meng Yi stands on the three-foot-high podium of the fifth grade class of Qianyu College, giving the last lesson of their primary school life to the little kids sitting upright in the audience.

Lao Meng, who never pursued happy education and corporal punishment on students every now and then, enjoyed the reputation of "devil teacher".

Ranked first among the top ten villains evaluated by students in the primary school department of Qianyu College.

Meng Yi's reputation was slandered by a little brat. Kevin from the next class couldn't stand people slandering the kind-hearted Lao Meng, so Kevin would pick fights with people every now and then.

It can be said that in the two years since he transferred to the school, Kevin has been either fighting or on his way to a fight.

Relying on his superb "Honkai adaptability" and a strong physique far beyond his peers, Kevin has become a formidable figure in the elementary school of Qianyu Academy.

As a result, he became the school bully of elementary school students and was known as "Devil White's Running Dog Kai"!
"There is good news, and there is even better news. Which one do you want to hear first?"

Since it was the last lesson, Meng Yi was too lazy to explain the textbook content to the students in the class.

"Gudong..."

After two years, the little boy, who had been obediently trained by his class teacher Devil Bai, swallowed hard.

A mischievous fifth-grade student said weakly, "Teacher Bai, can I hear the first good news first?"

Better news? No one would believe it!

If they heard this from other teachers, these little rascals would be very happy.

Unfortunately, it came from the mouth of the infamous 'Devil White', so how credible the word 'good' is is up to everyone's judgment.

Meng Yi said calmly: "No problem."

"According to the Ministry of Education, starting from your level, the weight of physical fitness assessment in various exams will be increased."

"That means you will have more physical education classes in the future, and your physical education teacher won't have to be sick all day."

"really?"

"Fuck!"

Primary school students are at the age when they love to be active and playful. They were so happy to hear the good news that they couldn't stop smiling.

Unlike the fragile college students whose physical fitness has almost degenerated into a useless state, running 1000 meters can kill 80% of them.

"Don't be happy too early."

"I went to a meeting this morning, and the people above said that they would popularize the "Honkai Energy Body Building Technique" throughout the world, subtly improve people's resistance to "Honkai Disease" and steadily enhance "Honkai Energy Adaptability." "The impact of the "Second Herrscher, Truth, Joyce" incident two years ago was too bad.

No matter how hard the rulers of human civilization try to suppress it, they cannot suppress the overwhelming heat, not to mention the existence of 2.5 million new humans.

Although there has been no "Hersker Advent Incident" worldwide in the past two years, there are still many "higher-level Honkai Beasts" such as Emperor-level Honkai Beasts and Judgment-level Honkai Beasts, and it is impossible to conceal it.

Dr. Mebius' team, who are engaged in life science research, developed a solution to the above problems based on the Honkai energy crystallization man + Alicia gene sample + Honkai beast material - "Honkai Energy Body Building Technique".

This move can not only increase the overall potential of human civilization, but also improve Mebius's status within the "Fire Moth", and temporarily ease the conflict between old humans and new humans. It can be said to be a means of killing two birds with one stone.

"No problem! It's just exercise!"

The vast majority of fifth grade elementary school students have no idea about the twists and turns involved, nor do they know the pain and excitement of practicing the "Honkai Energy Body Building Technique".

Meng Yi remained noncommittal. Being good at pouring cold water on others, he struck while the iron was hot and threw out the second 'good news'.

"The second and even better news is that when you get to junior high school, I will still be your homeroom teacher."

"Are you happy? Are you surprised? Are you delighted?"

"Huh? Why are you all silent?"

Meng Yi, sitting on the podium, looked around.

The little rascals who were as excited as chicken blood just now now have sullen faces, and the mentally fragile girls are crying uncontrollably.

Elementary school student A: "Wow, I'm so happy."

Elementary School Student B: "Wow! I want to transfer schools!"

Pupil C: "Devil! You are a devil!"

Elementary school student D: "I can't get into Qianyu Academy at all!"

"You! You! And you, the rest of you, go to the playground and run. You can't stop until I tell you to."

Meng Yi stood on the moral high ground and pointed fingers at several troublemakers who dared to oppose his authority as a class teacher and punished them by making them run.

The little carrot head with a sad face reluctantly got up and left the classroom.

There was no way. Meng Yi was a gold medal teacher with a doctoral degree, and their parents also stood on Meng Yi's side.

In the past two years, some troublemakers sued parents, and as a result, their parents came in anger and left with smiles on their faces.

All the parents were impressed by Meng Yi's resume, and before leaving, they praised him: "Teacher Bai did the right thing!"

'If a child is disobedient at school, he must be punished! If you can't beat him to death, beat him to death!'

What is this happy education? It has no use except making the younger generation useless.
If it weren't for the Honkai Energy Crystal Man joining the "Fire Moth", with some fur applications of the "Truth·Herrscher Core".

With Super Palu Qianjie and Alysia running around the world with full gold attributes, human civilization would have been destroyed by the Honkai disasters that came every now and then. How could there be a relatively stable environment today?

……

After dealing with a few troublemakers, Meng Yi knocked on the teacher's desk and raised his voice to ask, "You have grown up. In two months, you will be junior high school students."

"Do you have any plans for your future? Or, why do you study?"

Not to mention elementary school students, even college students in modern society find this question difficult to answer.

"Teacher Bai! I know!"

A vigorous elementary school student from a well-off family stood up and said without any stage fright: "I want to surpass my father, inherit the family company in the future, and bring the family company to a height that surpasses my father's!"

MD! Dog rich second generation!
"Okay, sit down."

Meng Yi nodded at the proud little kid who looked like a little peacock, "Anything else?"

A primary school student, whose clothes were washed a little bleached, thin but bright-eyed, said: "Teacher, I want to be a scientist when I grow up! I want my parents and sister to live a good life!"

OK!

A man with ambition never gets old; without ambition it is meaningless to live a hundred years.

"Very good, sit down."

"Any more?"

Meng Yi looked at the student who was sitting on the throne of the 'King's Hometown' in the second to last window seat in the back row.

This student is a quiet little girl with purple hair.

On the desk of the little girl wearing glasses are many books that are beyond what she should read in middle school. She has already started to teach herself university content.

"Mei, what about you?"

As we all know, Meng Yi is often very tolerant towards motivated students.

Mei's family is well-off and her father is a senior leader of a company.

Mei has shown a thirst for knowledge since she was a child. Her academic performance has always been among the best, and she is definitely a child from other people's families.

In comparison, Kevin, the elementary school bully who fights like a flat-headed guy every day, is hard to describe.

"Teacher, I want to understand "Honkai Impact", solve "Honkai Impact", and study for the rise of human civilization."

The purple-haired girl pushed up her glasses and said in a very orderly manner, "Teacher Bai, I have finished reading the books you recommended to me. Can you recommend some more to me?"

"No problem, come find me after class."

After getting a satisfactory answer, a hint of relief flashed in Meng Yi's eyes.

This thriving super palu did not waste his teachings.

……

The class ended quickly and Mei followed Meng Yi to the office.

"Suck slip~suck slip~"

As soon as I opened the office door, the smell of braised beef instant noodles hit me in the face, followed by the sound of someone slurping the noodles.

Meng Yi held his forehead with his hand. Kevin, this brat, really doesn't treat him as an outsider! He treated his office as a cafeteria!
"Hiccup~Mr. Bai, are you done with the class?"

Kevin, with white hair and blue eyes, drank up the noodle soup in the bucket in one gulp, burped because he was full, and greeted Meng Yi in a very familiar manner.

Meng Yi looked at Kevin scrutinizingly for a while.

The guy's face was bruised and swollen, with dark circles under his eyes, and dried blood scabs could be vaguely seen at the corners of his mouth with instant noodle residue.

It's easy to guess that 'Devil White's running dog Kai' had gone to fight with other elementary school students again for Meng Yi's reputation.

Every time after a fight, Kevin didn't dare to go home. He could only hide in Meng Yi's safe house and wait for Meng Yi to help him settle the matter with his parents before he dared to go back.

Given Kevin's physical fitness, it would take at least thirty or forty people on the other side to beat him into such a miserable state.

"Get out of the way!"

Meng Yi was both angry and amused. He knocked Kevin's head lightly and used a towel to wipe the noodle soup that was spilled all over the table.

"Hey hey hey."

Kevin scratched his head and grinned foolishly, then stood up from Meng Yi's office chair, walked to the trash can at the door and threw away the box of noodles.

(End of this chapter)