Evolution Paradise, are you the disaster?

Chapter 232 Huang Lao Han's Suffering Day, the Cross-dressing Emperor
Having been a human toilet plug for tens of thousands of years, even the most powerful psychic in the history of human civilization, the Emperor who will surely become the "Fifth God of Chaos, Dark Mara" in the future, has suffered extremely serious damage.

Huangpizi is a very good guy, and his health recovery speed is ridiculously fast.

He keeps saying "I'm not a god", "We must believe in science", and "We are materialists", but in fact he is more lavish than anyone else in using idealistic psychic methods.

Doctor Meng, who has accomplished medical miracles, analyzes the condition of Huang Pizi.

Without external interference, it would take several months for the royal skin to heal.

If he takes the initiative to help Huang Pizi, this guy's recovery speed can be further accelerated.

"Emperor, I have shown my sincerity. It is your turn."

Meng Yi's spiritual projection walked down the stairs with a gloating smile on his face.

The strong and powerful blond guy pretended to be puzzled: "What do you mean?"

Meng Yi, who was waiting to see the fun, would not allow the emperor to play dumb.

"The 'Rules Star God·Void Dragon Fragment' that you beat, and the 'God of All Machines·Om Messiah' that you stole, the victims are waiting for you outside now."

"..."

The emperor's primordial spiritual energy spread out of the palace. Sensing the Void Dragon's seventh-order extraordinary aura, his expression suddenly became somewhat unnatural.

"You can't win when you're injured. You have to activate a trump card to win."

The considerate Meng Yi gave a second option.

"Microscopic interference" rewrites the microscopic structure of the surrounding matter. He created a very revealing maid outfit with rabbit ears and a rabbit tail from scratch.

Meng Yi shook the revealing maid outfit and said maliciously, "Either get beaten up by the Void Dragon, or change into this QQ outfit that was tailor-made for you."

"You don't want me to unlock the subspace seal, do you?"

"You don't want me to destroy the Terra Empire, do you?"

The cunning, despicable and shameless emperor spread his hands, put on the ugly face of a deadbeat, and said, "You don't want me to become the "Fifth God of Chaos, Dark Mara", do you?"

"You don't want me to refuse to cooperate with you and instead divide you up with the Chaos Gods, do you?"

Meng Yi finally understood why the Void Dragon hated the Emperor's Leather so much. This damn Emperor's Leather was really extremely dirty, and it was all black under the golden leather!

But it doesn’t matter, Meng Yi is well prepared and has a backup plan.

"Do you want the Terran Empire to stand at the top of the galaxy again?"

"Do you want to see the wider scenery outside the world?"

"Do you want the Terra Empire to break free from the shackles of the world and have a better future?"

There is always someone more evil than you, and there is always someone more wicked than you.

Meng Yi's three critical hits directly hit Huang Pizi's vital points, leaving him speechless.

Such and such, such and such.

Waibi waibi, waibi babu.

Meng Yi gave Huang Pizi a brief introduction to the "Evolution Paradise" and the "Myriad Worlds".

He accidentally shook out the vest of the Savior Emperor, and took the opportunity to show Huang Pizi the "Emblem of the Tree of Civilization" engraved on the forehead of the Savior Emperor's vest.

The emperor's eyes narrowed slightly, he lost this battle.

Meng Yi, who had more say, showed and painted a beautiful blueprint for the future, which really made the emperor excited.

Meng Yi said sinisterly, "Old Huang, do you want to wear women's clothes or get beaten... ahem, a warm welcome?"

The big golden guy said calmly: "When will the relocation of the Terra Empire begin?"

为了人类文明的未来，拥有大爱的皇皮子不介意丢面子，挨揍和女装都是小问题。

"In the original Warhammer worldview, all life forms in the material universe, except for the "rule Star God race" and the "Death Fear race" that was contaminated by the "rule Star God race", the remaining races, including humans, are bound to the subspace."

"But I can use the 'Nine Heavens Fantasy Dreamland' to temporarily replace the 'subspace'."

After hearing what Meng Yi said, the Emperor explored the situation in the "Infinite Realm".

The cesspool index of "Nine Heavens Fantasy Dreamland" is not lower than that of "Subspace". His "spiritual authority" + Meng Yi's "material authority" make it very feasible to complete the binding exchange.

The emperor asked the last question.

"When human civilization enters your world, how will the treatment and living environment be arranged?"

If the Terra Empire went to the "Infinite Realm" and the living conditions there were worse than in the Warhammer cesspool, then there would be no need to move.

As for the final say in the empire, the emperor did not argue with Meng Yi about this.

As long as human civilization as a whole develops in a good direction, it doesn't matter who leads the Terra Empire.

After all, the Emperor who had just descended into the material universe was not yet an Emperor. He was a prophet, shaman, and spectator-type character who wandered among the human race.

Meng Yi considered it and made the following salary arrangements:
“① Humans under the age of 18 are temporarily classified as minors. They receive preschool education at the age of 5 to 7 to establish correct values ​​and perspectives; they receive quality education at different stages at the age of 8 to 18 to master the skills they rely on for survival, including but not limited to memory transmission devices;
After reaching adulthood at 18, you will either be trained in the combat sequence or the scientific research sequence. If you choose neither or fail the exam, you can find your own way in the "world."

"Gudong-"

Huang Pizi swallowed his saliva. How could the universal education that was only available to the noble class of the Terra Empire be available to every citizen? !

I am very excited!
It’s not over yet, Meng Yi continued to paint a rosy picture for the emperor.

“In the combat sequence training program, if one can be promoted to the fourth rank or above after several years of military training, or if one demonstrates outstanding military leadership, one can serve in the Extraordinary Corps.

During the service, you will be blessed with the "Immortal Body of Rules and Concepts", and you can be resurrected in the "Infinite Realm" even if you die; the length of service will depend on the situation, and after the service, you will be provided with a job, a spouse, and housing..."

"The scientific research training program... "Infinite Real World Comprehensive Research Institute", the treatment..."

"Regular self-employment benefits... a ten-hour workday, one day off per week, five insurances, one housing fund, and thirteen salaries..."

Huang Pizi's eyes widened.

Where is hell?

This is fucking heaven!

Only let people work ten hours a day?
Who do you look down on?
Overtime! Must work overtime!
One day off a week? You definitely can’t take a day off!

What if the boss goes bankrupt due to losses, wouldn’t such a good blessing be gone?
As long as the "Infinite Realm" still exists, the Emperor will definitely set an example and call on the people of the Terra Empire to work!
Bastard! Don't underestimate the Terra Empire's cattle and horse index!
Seeing that Meng Yi was still talking endlessly about his promises, the emperor was afraid that Meng Yi would go back on his word, so he said firmly: "No need to say more! I agree!"

"Isn't it just a beating?"

"My personal reputation is nothing compared to the entire human civilization. Let the Void Dragon come!"

……

The wind is whistling and the Yi River is cold; the emperor's skin is gone and will never return.

Watching the emperor's resolute steps as he left the palace, Meng Yi couldn't help laughing and said, "What a gambler."

"That's normal. Compared to the hopeless "Original Warhammer World View", I am undoubtedly the choice favored by gamblers because of the coexistence of risks and opportunities."

Regardless of whether Huang Pizi had any ulterior motives or not, these ulterior motives became unimportant the moment he joined the "Infinite Realm".

Of course, given the Emperor's caution, he would not move the entire Terra Empire to the "Infinite Realm" at once.

The complete assimilation of the Terra Empire will take several steps to allow the Emperor to see the development and changes of the ethnic groups that move to a new home after each copy is completed.

The "Three Lives and All Things·Multi-Transformation Experience Card" let Meng Yi know that if he wants to complete the "multi-transformation" of the "world side", he cannot hold everything in his hands.

Give sufficient freedom to all major ethnic groups in the "Infinite Realm".

The true meaning of "World Side·Diversity Transformation" is to derive "diversity" from "finiteness".

If everything is in one's hands, the world route of "Three Give Birth to All Things" will not work.

He can only take the individual route of "dualism: interference in the micro field + control in the macro field".

Only children make choices; of course adults want everything.

"The collective world, the three give birth to all things" + "the power of the individual, dualism", we must grasp both and both hands must be strong.

Walking on one leg is far less stable than walking on two legs. With the improvement of life level, the growth of vision, and the accumulation of knowledge, Meng Yi's thoughts are increasingly developing in the direction of "world view".

The "World Side" route is comprehensive and dangerous.

"The Will of Heaven", "The Will of Man" and "The Will of Earth" are safety pins that are proactively separated to avoid the phenomenon of "losing oneself due to the transformation of the Tao".

Raising the traveling frog Liuying, competing with other evil creatures of the same level, and finding fun with interesting people are the nutrients that sustain his "humanity".

Just like the dozen or so Level 15 bosses in Paradise, who formed the "Association for Protecting (Persecuting) the Master of Life".

The monster standing at the top of the universe, while exploring the long road to transcendence, dispersed a little insignificant will to think about how to persecute the "master".

Now Meng Yi has identified the Emperor as a soft target who is easy to control and whose weaknesses are extremely obvious.

From this we can see that people who enjoy themselves exist at any level of life, and having fun does not conflict with following one's own path.

"You idiot, getting beaten up just makes that old Kyon feel good."

"But women's clothes can't be wasted. I haven't had enough yet."

Meng Yi, holding the revealing maid outfit of Seqin in one hand, leisurely walked out of the bathroom... ahem, walked out of the Terra Palace.

……

The emperor who had been turned into witchcraft bacon for ten thousand years came back to life, causing an uproar among the upper class of the Terra Empire.

“Aaaaa!!”

"You despicable, dirty, insidious and cunning bastard, I will fuck you!"

The Void Dragon swept away the small fish blocking the way with its tail, transformed itself into an e-sports pianist and family tree defender, and began to speak sweet words.

Lao Xu, who had studied under Meng Yi, now had an astonishing vocabulary.

With the Emperor as the center, the Terra Empire as the radius, and the long timeline as the scale, Old Xu began an indiscriminate blanket greeting.

"Let's go and fight in the starry sky."

The Emperor does not care about the opinions of ordinary people. The problem is that the identity of the Rule Star God, the Void Dragon, is acceptable, but the Emperor will care about his extremely dirty words.

The surging primordial spiritual energy spread, and the brilliant golden aura enveloped the emperor.

The emperor's skin transformed into a huge golden creature that was no less massive than the Void Dragon.

Huang Pizi's psychic powers are versatile. He can wave his hand to lower a barrier to protect the solar system, pause local cosmic time, pry open the rules of the universe, and move hundreds of light years away in an instant.

"Hey! Don't run away, you evil creature!"

The Void Dragon roared, and its body turned into a stream of information, traveling by means of quantum entanglement and information shuttle. Its speed was only faster than that of the golden giant.

Enemies are extremely jealous when they meet.

Relying on the seventh-level extraordinary foundation, the Void Dragon began to attack ferociously without defending.

The emperor is not someone who would not fight back if he was beaten.

Whether you can win the fight is one thing; whether you fight or not is another.

The two sides started fighting each other.

In their first fight, the Emperor was caught off guard by the Void Dragon's strange tricks, and even his psychic powers were of no avail.

Huang Pizi reacted and changed his battle strategy. He chose to temporarily avoid the edge of the Void Dragon and use idealistic techniques to cheat.

"Aaaaaa! Emperor's skin!!"

The Void Dragon roared and screamed wildly, making the Emperor flee in panic with his head in his hands, which really made Him feel extremely happy.

The big blond guy wiped the corner of his mouth and said calmly: "I understand your methods. I have improved, but not much."

"If this is the extent of it, we will have to switch to attack and defense next."

The negative pollution from the subspace became more and more intense, and the sound of mechanical gears turning resounded throughout the galaxy.

A mechanical evil god with the face of the Emperor escapes from the subspace and descends into the material universe in its true form!
The Emperor's form, in psychic form, sank into the center of the Mechanical Evil God's brow.

In an instant, violent golden flames ignited around the Mechanical Evil God.

The unfolding mechanical field assimilated and permeated large tracts of cosmic airspace, transforming into a futuristic science fiction world that far exceeded the scale of the Void Dragon.

"Your 'Om Messiah, God of All Machines' is great, but now it's mine."

"Although the true body of the Warp Evil God will lose the field blessing from the Warp when it descends into the material universe, it is enough to deal with you."

Shrimp and pork heart!

Huangpizi is a narrow-minded guy. He used the God of All Machines to beat the Void Dragon. It was a blessing that he could think of this!
“Aaaaaa!!”

The eyes of the Void Dragon Qi were red, and the dark green information thunder rewrote the rules of the local universe.

"Die for this God!!"

A god and a dragon were entangled with each other, and every move was a fierce and life-threatening attack.

……

Meng Yi showed the live broadcast to the Terra Empire ‘for free’.

Most people were stunned, except for those in the Mechanicus whose heads were buzzing.

"Old Xu is not as good as the emperor."

The best commentator, Meng Yi, paused the battle scenes from time to time and explained the moves of both sides eloquently, while grabbing the relevant data of Huang Pizi and the God of All Machines and deducing the outcome of the war.

Even if it is a scattered will to have fun, multi-threaded operation can be done with hands.

The Void Dragon blessed with the "Nine Heavens Fantasy Dreamland" has a clear rank beyond the regular seventh level.

The normal emperor's life level is in the seventh stage, while the emperor who is seriously injured and has not recovered is only at the beginning of the seventh stage.

However, the variable "Oum Messiah, the God of All Things" changed the situation of the battle.

The God of All Things, who descended in his true form, merged with the Emperor, exerting a power comparable to that of "Li Lin, the Beast of Disaster".

"Boss, come and help me!"

The Void Dragon put aside the arrogance of the Rule Star God and took the initiative to ask Meng Yi for more power.

No matter what, he could not accept the outcome of being defeated by Huang Pizi for the second time.

Especially that bitch Huang Pizi, who shamelessly defeated Him by stealing His achievements!

"no problem."

Meng Yi had no objection and was happy to see the emperor suffer a setback.

He temporarily bestowed all the power of the Nine Gods of Dreams and "Heaven's Will: Domination of the White Devil" on Old Xu.

……

The situation reversed, and the epically enhanced Void Dragon brought down the God of All Machines.

Lao Xu held down Huang Pizi's head and beat him with fists one after another, torturing him until his face was bruised and swollen.

"Uzumaki, put on women's clothes!"

"We have to help Huangpizi achieve social death today!"

Meng Yi sent over the revealing maid costume that he had made for Seqin.

The Void Dragon took the women's clothing and said with a fierce smile: "Okay, okay! It has to be you!"

The Emperor struggled hard.

The more he struggles, the more excited his persecutors become, commonly known as "the criminals adding fuel to the fun."

(End of this chapter)