Ming Dynasty: I risked my life to teach the prince, the emperor begged me not to die

Chapter 189: Menstruation
The old Taoist priest did not open his eyes. He just felt Chen Ce's pulse and said calmly, "It's nothing serious. It's just your period. Take some medicine to replenish your body."

"Go and queue up over there to get your medicine."

What I fear most is the sudden silence in the air. The scene that was noisy just now is now looking at the Taoist priest in surprise.

Menstruating? A grown man?

The old Taoist seemed to feel that the atmosphere was not right, so he opened his eyes and looked at a grown man sitting in front of him. He cursed the Taoist boy who was counting the patient's condition in his heart.

Fortunately, the old Taoist had seen a lot of things in the world, so he was not panicked at all. He stared at Chen Ce with a frown, stroking his beard and said, "Something is wrong, something is wrong!"

suddenly!

He suddenly opened his eyes wide and said, "It's possessed by a demon! It's a demon girl!"

"Bright breeze, bright moon!"

"Quick! Help the master catch the monster!"

The sudden change made everyone present at a loss. How could it be related to the evil spirit again?

All of a sudden, two Taoist boys came over with a basin of water. The old Taoist priest put his hands into the water, and the other two Taoist boys hurriedly lit a fire.

The blue-red flame instantly burned in the old Taoist's hands.

Everyone gasped.

Doesn't he feel pain?
Even Zhu Houzhao couldn't help but sigh.

What a fairy!
Liu Jin's body was straight, this was a real god, absolutely true! If an ordinary person's hands were burned by such fire, they would have screamed, but this old Taoist priest didn't feel any pain at all.

A Taoist boy placed a yellow talisman paper figure on Chen Ce's body. The old Taoist grabbed the paper figure with his flaming hands, and the paper figure quickly burned to ashes.

The fire is out.

The old Taoist priest was sweating profusely and looked very tired. He said coldly, "Young man, it's a good thing you came in time, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous. Is your illness incurable as outsiders say?"

Chen Ce was thinking, and Zhu Houzhao helped Chen Ce answer: "Yes, yes, yes."

The old Taoist priest said: "Of course there is no cure, because there is dirt on the body!"

After he finished speaking, he shook his head and sighed, saying: "It's a pity that I only got rid of one."

"There are two of them, one male and one female. There is one that has not been removed yet."

Zhu Houzhao said nervously: "You mean, there is a demon in my brother's body? Get rid of it quickly!"

After witnessing the old Taoist's superb performance just now, Zhu Houzhao believed it to be true.

Have to believe it!

If you are a normal person, try burning your hands with fire and see who can be as calm as the old Taoist priest.

Not only Zhu Houzhao, but all the villagers in the village were impressed by the Taoist's skills. Some patients with incurable diseases even knelt down and begged the Taoist for help.

Chen Ce put one hand on his chin and quickly figured out the reason. He couldn't help but sigh at the wisdom of people of this era.

When the concentration of alcohol is high enough, your hands will be covered with alcohol. Since alcohol has a low flash point and is easy to evaporate, when alcohol burns, it is mainly the alcohol vapor and the oxygen in the air that react to produce a combustion reaction. Therefore, your hands will not be burned if you keep them covered for a short period of time.

The old Taoist priest said with difficulty: "I have already used magic once. If I use it again, I am afraid I will hurt myself. I absolutely cannot do that."

Zhu Houzhao hurriedly asked, "Will you come back tomorrow, Immortal?"

The old Taoist shook his head and said, "It probably won't come out again."

"That won't work. Please cast another spell and get rid of the other evildoer!"

The old Taoist shook his head and said, "It's not that I don't want to, but this action... will shorten my lifespan. I am willing but unable to do so."

Liu Jin pulled Zhu Houzhao, meaning to give him money.

Zhu Houzhao understood immediately and hurriedly took out some silver and said, "If you kill the other one, this money will be my donation to pray for your temple. How about that?"

The old Taoist snorted and said indignantly: "Monks don't like the smell of money!"

Seeing Zhu Houzhao was about to take the money back, the old Taoist priest changed the subject and said, "But considering your sincerity, I am willing to give it a try."

Chen Ce interrupted the old Taoist and asked, "Master, I seemed to smell the smell of alcohol just now."

"Is that basin of water in your bowl wine?"

The old Taoist nodded slightly: "Yes." Chen Ce said "oh" but didn't say anything. When he was about to cast the spell again, Chen Ce accidentally knocked over two basins of wine on the ground.

The old Taoist's face twitched and he asked the Taoist boy to continue bringing drinks.

Chen Ce accidentally knocked it over again.

The second time, the third time, until the wine prepared by the Taoist priest was gone.

Bastard! What are you doing?
The old Taoist priest was obviously unhappy.

Chen Ce hurriedly said: "Sorry, I'm a little nervous."

"Who of you has any drinks? Bring some over."

Hearing this, the old Taoist's face changed suddenly.

I am serving your uncle's wine. Are the wines of you unruly people the same as mine? Are they as pure as mine?
Can that thing burn? My hands are not ruthless iron hands!
Soon, a villager came over with some wine, which was all farm-brewed wine and was obviously not pure.

Chen Ce smiled and said to the old Taoist priest: "Master, come on, I'm ready."

I'm not ready!
The old Taoist priest turned around and packed his bags.

"Hey, Taoist priest, what are you doing?"

The old Taoist snorted, "Can't you see? I'm going back to the Zhengyi Sect now."

"But you haven't gotten rid of the demon yet."

The old Taoist priest said calmly: "Don't block my way. I don't want to exorcise the monster anymore."

"Why?" Chen Ce asked.

The old Taoist snorted and said, "No reason, I'm just not in a good mood."

"Fuck!"

The old Taoist priest was horrified and pointed at Liu Jin and said, "You beast, why are you holding my hand?"

"You, let me go!"

Liu Jin pressed his hands into the wine basin and sneered, "I won't tolerate this! Get rid of this demon for me!"

"Master, light the fire quickly."

Zhu Houzhao reacted then and said, "I'm sorry, Taoist priest. For the sake of my health, you have to get rid of this monster today. Even if you don't want to, we will force you to do it!"

At worst, I can go to Zhengyi Church to apologize.

Zhu Houzhao lit the tinderbox.

The old Taoist priest had a ferocious look on his face. When Zhu Houzhao lit the fire in his hand, he tried hard to remain calm.

But the next moment, he suddenly cried out "Ah Wu".

"brute!"

"let me go!"

“I’m a liar!”

Damn it, you don’t want me to admit this before you stop, right?
You two beasts...it hurts! Hiss!
The old Taoist priest burst into tears: "I admit that I was just pretending, please let me go!"

"I'm kneeling down in front of you, big brother, it hurts! Your wine is not pure, let me go... ahhhh!"

Liu Jin and Zhu Houzhao looked at each other in surprise. He was not like this just now.

Zhu Houzhao's eyes were red, and he shook his head desperately, "No! You are not a liar, you are an immortal!"

"Liu Jin, grab his fire hand and get rid of the monster."

Still not letting go?

OMG!

The old Taoist priest was sweating profusely, his face was grim, and he howled like a pig being slaughtered: "It hurts so much! You pig, let me go! I can't stand it anymore!"

"If you want to expose my deception, just say it. Why bother with all this fancy stuff... It hurts!"

(End of this chapter)