My chat group is full of female losers

Chapter 53 Interrogation of Cuihua
Cuihua was a little panicked.

——What the hell! What the hell! How could a dozen strong soldiers be killed in an instant? I remember that the emperor didn’t have a martial arts master!
At this time, Tang Ru was angry and shouted, "Your Majesty, you actually killed my servant. I want to complain to my mother!"

Cuihua was awakened by this and suddenly reacted.

——Yes. We still have the Marquis of Zhenbei behind us. No matter what, this is a historical novel, not a fairy tale. No matter how powerful she is, can she kill all 500,000 soldiers? !

Cuihua calmed down immediately.

"Your Majesty is really good at fighting. I admire you very much." Cuihua smiled and said, "But this is the limit. A common man can only bleed for five steps after being angry. Even if you kill these dozen servants today, or even the two of us, what does it matter? Can you still kill the Marquis of Zhenbei and his 500,000 troops?"

Chu Lu walked towards the two of them with an expressionless face.

Cuihua was not panicked at all. She believed that the situation was so obvious that as long as Chu Lu had some brains, he would think rationally, analyze the pros and cons, and then surrender honestly.

After all, this is a novel for females. No matter how aggrieved or how much ridiculed one is, the reasonable development is to submit obediently. There is no possibility of losing one's mind and turning the table over in anger.

"If you kill us, the furious Marquis of Zhenbei will make Dayan pay a thousand times the price." Cuihua continued, "If you want to take us hostage, it will be useless. I have already analyzed the pros and cons with Marquis of Zhenbei. As long as she shows an attitude of burning herself together with him, you will not dare to really kill us, so as to avoid retaliation in the future."

Chu Lu continued to move forward.

"Of course, the emperor's performance today was indeed unexpected. The Marquis of Zhenbei likes brave and combative people the most, so I can leave you a way out." Cuihua said, "As long as you surrender, cooperate obediently, and abdicate the throne to the Marquis of Zhenbei, I will let you live the rest of your life in leisure. How about it?"

Cuihua had a beautiful idea in her mind, thinking that this would also solve the problem of legitimacy. She originally planned to use Chu Lu's brothers and sisters as tokens, but this was obviously not as good as Chu Lu himself.

At this time, Chu Lu had already arrived in front of Cuihua.

"What are you doing?" Cuihua frowned and said, "Why are you still pretending? I'll leave it all for you..."

Chu Lu raised his leg and kicked Cuihua on the knee.

The kick looked ordinary, not fast, not big, just like a joke between friends. However, after this ordinary kick landed on Cuihua's knee, Cuihua's right leg sunk directly into it, with the calf and thigh bent 110 degrees.

"Ahhhh!" Cuihua screamed and fell to the ground.

She hugged her thigh in pain and yelled, "What are you doing? What are you doing? Ahhhh! It hurts! I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you!"

Chu Lu didn't care about the other party's curse, but said with peace of mind: "Okay, you shouldn't be able to escape now."

Then he looked at Tang Ru.

The latter was so frightened after hearing Cuihua's screams that his face turned pale. When he saw Chu Lu's gaze, he trembled even more and dared not speak.

"Come down." Chu Lu said.

"Oh." Tang Ru came down obediently immediately.

Chu Lu got into position.

At this time, Cuihua looked at this scene and spoke again.

Although the severe pain from the broken leg made her mind go blank and she wanted only to wail, the resentment and shock helped her regain her sanity.

"Princess, don't be afraid!" Cuihua shouted, "She won't be so proud for long! As long as she waits for the return of the Zhenbei Marquis, she will..."

"It's useless." Chu Lu interrupted her and said, "Zhenbei Hou can't help."

"Ha!" Cuihua sneered and said, "How can it be useless to lead an army of 500,000? Or have you not read my letter and still think that you can resolve it with an imperial edict?"

"No need for an imperial decree, and I don't even need to do anything." Chu Lu looked at her and said, "Your plan was impossible to succeed from the beginning."

"Bullshit! Keep on farting! Don't think we will believe it!"

"I say..." Chu Lu said helplessly, "Do you... know what the power to command troops and the power to mobilize troops are?"

Cuihua sneered when she heard that.

Chu Lu continued, "And what is the system of the imperial court's grain supply? Do you know?"

Cuihua was still sneering. She didn’t understand what Chu Lu was saying at all, so she just thought he was farting.

Chu Lu could only sigh and explain to these two idiots.

Power comes from violence.

Therefore, the person who holds the most military power in a feudal dynasty is the de facto emperor.

But the problem is that if a war occurs, most emperors are certainly unwilling to lead the army in person, and would rather let other generals go to war. But this means giving up military power, which means that power may be lost.

Therefore, emperors of all dynasties have been racking their brains to figure out how to solve this problem.

After so many years of development, we have found many corresponding solutions.

For example, separating the power to command troops and the power to mobilize troops.

For example, controlling food supplies.

For example, setting up a military supervisor.

For example, placing the emperor's men among the middle and lower-level military officers.

for example……

And so on and so forth. All these measures are aimed at ensuring that the generals fighting outside are unable to rebel.

The amazing thing is that Dayan has done a very good job in this regard.

When Chu Lu was listening to Xu Li'niang's introduction in the Prince Consort's Mansion, he was secretly shocked and couldn't understand why she was so... normal in this regard.

Chu Lu thought that perhaps it was because this part of the content did not appear in the main text of the novel, so it did not have the flavor of female frequency, but was deduced based on normal circumstances.

After all, Xu Li'niang is only the second generation, and Dayan should be relatively sound in all aspects.

In short, because Chu Lu was clear about the situation of the army, he was not worried about Cuihua's rebellion at all, and felt helpless about Xu Li'niang's shock and the fall of the imperial capital.

He rushed over in such a hurry just because he was worried that something unexpected might happen and Cuihua would run away again.

After listening to Chu Lu’s story.

Cuihua was still sneering.

She still didn't understand what Chu Lu was saying and still felt that Chu Lu was talking nonsense and trying to deceive them.

"Princess, don't believe it. What about the power to command troops or mobilize troops? As long as the Marquis of Zhenbei returns, she will be finished!"

"Ha..." Chu Lu sighed helplessly.

His original intention was to explain the situation so that Cuihua would give up and it would also facilitate subsequent interrogations.

But it seemed like this wouldn't work, as the other party's intelligence and knowledge were lower than he expected.

"Okay, okay." Chu Lu shook his head and said, "Since you can't understand human language, then torture him severely."

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It only took Chu Lu one hour to recapture the imperial capital and restore order.

Most of the time was spent on running.

After all, as long as he found the generals and explained the situation, they would suddenly realize it and the problem would be solved.

The imprisoned Su Muyun and Minister Zhao were released, the mansion of the Marquis of Zhenbei was ransacked, and Tang Ru and Cuihua were thrown into jail.

When Cuihua entered the cell, she was still as aggressive as ever, and even cursed even harder. "You dog emperor! You feudal rubbish! Do you know who I am? How dare you, a native, lay hands on me!"

Chu Lu crossed his arms over his chest. Seeing Cuihua's attitude, his last bit of hope was gone. He waved his hand and said, "Bring the torture instruments."

"Yes, Your Majesty." The jailers agreed and immediately came up carrying various torture instruments.

Cuihua was not afraid at all when she saw this, and had an inexplicable confidence: "Humph, do you think I would be afraid of such a small scene?"

Chu Lu: “…”

"Don't kill her." Chu Lu ordered: "I will interrogate her later, so as long as she begs for mercy, stop."

"Yes."

After giving the instructions, Chu Lu turned around and left the prison.

However, just as he reached the prison gate, the jailers came after him and reported: "Your Majesty, the prisoner begs for mercy!"

Chu Lu: “???”

——So fast?

Chu Lu had no choice but to turn around and go back.

At this moment, Cuihua had completely lost her previous toughness and confidence, and her face was full of tears.

"What torture instruments did you use?" Chu Lu asked curiously.

"She was put in the clamps, and after just two squeezes, she started crying and shouting that she was wrong," the jailer replied.

Chu Lu: “…”

——Love is just about talking nonsense!

Chu Lu approached Cuihua and asked, "Do you know you are wrong now?"

Cuihua nodded repeatedly. The clamps were more painful than she had imagined, and she immediately gave in when she thought that this was just the beginning.

"I'm going to ask you some questions, will you answer honestly?" Chu Lu asked again.

Cuihua continued to nod.

"Very good." Chu Lu straightened up and said, "Everyone else, please leave. I want to interrogate her personally."

The jailers all obeyed and left.

Chu Lu found a stool and sat down, then looked at Cuihua and said, "I'll ask you straight to the point. Are you a time traveler?"

“Eh?” Cuihua was surprised. “How did you know…Ah! You are also a time traveler! That’s why you are a martial arts master!”

Chu Lu nodded: "Yes, I am also a time traveler."

"So that's it!" Cuihua suddenly understood, "No wonder my plans always fail!"

Cuihua continued, "Why didn't you tell me earlier? I wouldn't have done this if you had told me earlier! We are all from the same hometown... By the way, where did you travel from? Is it the modern era? But do modern people have such powerful kung fu as you? You can't be from a martial arts novel, right?"

"You are from modern times?" Chu Lu asked, "How did you get here?"

“I don’t know.” Cuihua shook her head in confusion and said, “I just stayed up late reading last night. I was not energetic when I woke up in the morning. I was hit by a car when I was crossing the road. As a result, I woke up and found myself in the book “Your Majesty, It’s Your Turn to Give Birth This Time” that I was reading last night.”

Chu Lu: “…”

He tried his best to ignore the strange title of the book and think about the other party's situation.

——It seems to have nothing to do with the chat group. She might be the real protagonist of this female-oriented novel. She is a person who travels through a book. I don’t read female-oriented novels very often, but I know that this is a very popular genre there.

"Then why did you go to such lengths to frame the emperor?" Chu Lu thought for a moment and asked, "Is there some kind of system? Can you go home after completing a mission?"

"No." Cuihua said innocently, "I just want to live a good life. You don't know how hard it is to be a maid in Liu's house."

Cuihua burst into tears when she said this: "I work all day long, and Liu Jinli is so stingy that he keeps stealing our wages. How can I not find a way to climb up?"

Chu Lu: “…”

He suddenly felt a little unmotivated.

After finally capturing Cuihua and interrogating her, they got the answer, but this answer was really... too ordinary.

It's like a million-word puzzle with all kinds of weird and wonderful things involved, but the final result is like entering science.

Chu Lu was...quite disappointed.

"Hey, so where did you come from?" Cuihua kept asking, "It's the modern era, right? At least it should be China, right? There can't be a foreigner who traveled through time in an online novel, right?"

"Hmm?" Chu Lu frowned, "What country are you talking about?"

"Huaguo. You're not really a foreigner, are you?" Cuihua also asked in surprise: "Then where are you from? You're not from the United States, are you?"

Chu Lu seemed to be thinking about what he said, and suddenly asked, "What year was it when you traveled through time?"

"The year 2018."

Chu Lu always felt something was wrong, and had a vague guess in his mind. He asked, "Who are the popular stars in your area now?"

"Ah? Why are you asking that?"

"Just answer it."

"Okay. The most popular actor is of course Lu Yicheng, who debuted as a child star at the age of three, worked with big-name directors at the age of ten, and became a movie emperor at the age of twenty. The most popular boy band leader is Wang Ju'an, who debuted as a soloist on a beautiful stage and became a god in half a year. In addition, there are Li Zechuan, Shen Xiujin..."

The more Chu Lu listened, the weirder his expression became: "What about Wu Yifan, Wang Junkai and the others?"

"???Who is it?"

A palpitation flashed through my heart instantly.

Chu Lu looked at her and thought in his heart.

——Something is wrong, obviously something is wrong. If she is the heroine of a book-traveling novel, then the bulk of the story must be after the time of the book, and there should not be much description of the modern times, so there is no need to avoid it so much. China can understand it, but it is redundant to change all the stars. Unless... she is not the heroine, but came from another book.

"Um..." Chu Lu asked, "Do you have anyone who is obviously a third-tier nobody but is inexplicably blacklisted by the entire network? Or a third-tier nobody who is extremely good-looking but has shitty professional skills? Or a third-tier nobody who is obviously a third-tier nobody but has an ambiguous relationship with the best actor? And they will definitely end up on some kind of dating variety show, baby variety show, talent show, farming variety show, and then perform uniquely and suddenly become popular."

"The whole network is black? Isn't that Shen Xianyu? She used to always write articles about how she's more beautiful than others and she was so pretentious, like a real green tea. But when she participated in Let's Farm, she didn't even wear any makeup and came in a work jacket. When the show started, she just lay there and did nothing, and everyone was shocked."

Chu Lu: “…”

——Damn, it’s an entertainment industry article!

Chu Lu was a little dazed.

——It actually came from another novel. But what's the principle? Did the sequel suddenly change the subject matter? The heroine in the previous book was in the entertainment industry, and in the next book she traveled through the book? I've never heard of such a thing.

"Well..." Chu Lu paused and asked, "What was your original name? I mean before you traveled through time."

"My name is Wang Luyao."

Chu Lu thought: What an ordinary name, not even a double character, and she doesn't look like the heroine...

(End of this chapter)