Pirate Kingship.

Chapter 223 Walking Piggy Bank
Continuing to look down, an even more bizarre picture slowly unfolded before Byron as the text described.

“This country has warm winters and cool summers.

The houses here are built not of bricks but of treacle biscuits, and the roofs of the houses are not of tiles but of egg pancakes.

In this happy country, every house has a fence made of various sausages, and the wells flow not with water but with fine wine of various flavors.

In this country, fresh bread grows on the birch and willow trees, and milk flows in the rivers. When the bread matures, it falls into the rivers and becomes milk bread.

In the air flew roasted geese, ducks, thrushes, grouse, capons, and pheasants.
The piglet is roasted in sour cream, with cutlery stuck in its back, and walks around all year round, with carved gold and silver plates on its tail.

The leaves on the oak tree are gold or silver coins. If you want them, just knock them down with a stick.

What is even stranger is that on the unnamed trees in the big forest, all kinds of clothes grow, including vests, skirts, dresses, jackets, coats, capes, and trousers.

The other people around listened to Byron reading this absurd fairy tale word by word, and they all showed longing on their faces.

“If only we could live in a place like that.

There is no hunger, no poverty, and people are proficient in eating, drinking, and having fun. If you want something, just stretch out your hand and you will get the gift from nature.

Of course, it would be perfect if wives could grow directly on trees and be assigned to each of us bachelors."

Jacqueline revealed her chameleon nature again in just three sentences.

Obviously, if there really is such a place in the world, Byron's "wine, sex, money, and power" would be completely powerless to resist.

Hearing the sound of the well gushing out fine wine, [Blood Red Whiskey] Alfred could no longer hold back his saliva.

This is simply the perfect "drink" in life's menu.

Go to that foodie's paradise, lie on the ground and take a couple of bites, and most of your life menu will be completed.

Next to him, the money-loving "groundhog" Gus was already calculating how big an underground vault he would need to build to store all the gold leaves in the forest.

This is the case when Catherine's [Mithril Dragon] hasn't arrived yet.

Violet’s breathing quickened as she pressed closer to him, stretching her head to read the words in the diary.

Originally, Byron thought he only had three generals: wine, sex, and money, and the "qi" representing extreme emotions and original sin was temporarily missing.

Until he learned that the end of the forbidden knowledge in Violet was actually the mythical creature "Witch of Disaster".

I just realized that I had completed the card collection without realizing it.

Because according to the theory put forward by the Inquisition when hunting witches, as long as the word "witch" is included in the extraordinary route, the source of power can be traced back to the legendary seven deadly sins.

Among them, Leviathan, the [Rift Whale], represents "jealousy" among the seven deadly sins!
"Anyone who wants to work hard, do good, and fight evil will be considered an enemy of the state and will be expelled from the country.

Anyone who is stupid, greedy, knows nothing, and only knows how to eat, drink and have fun can be awarded the title of nobility.

The most greedy, vicious, lazy, and gluttonous person will become the great king of the country of Silalafuya! "

After reading the last paragraph, even the elite Marines couldn't help but whisper to each other.

It is human nature to love leisure and hate work.

Residents of the Old World generally believed that those who could do nothing every day and live only on land rent and interest were truly decent gentlemen.

Also called the rentier class.

Anything that can be obtained through blood will never be obtained through sweat, and the entire nation regards labor as a disgrace.

To ordinary people, the place with a good life and strict rules promoted by the church is not heaven. The Kingdom of Siralafuya is the real heaven.

Violet, who had never lacked material wealth since childhood, was the first to come to her senses. She frowned slightly and said:

“This must be an old fairy tale from somewhere.

From what was said at the beginning, 'You must first learn to find the way from the blind, and only those without feet can get there', we can tell that the Kingdom of Siralafuya is a place that only exists in fantasy.

It has no real meaning to us.”

However, she wasn't done yet.

"Hmm."

The nearby bushes suddenly shook, and then a small gray-black wild boar emerged from the bushes. Although it was only the size of a winter melon, it was not afraid of people at all, and it raised its head and snorted at the outsiders.

Jacqueline, who was still lost in thought, patted her barren chest and stuck out her pink tongue:
"I got scared. I thought there was a real roasted suckling pig. Wait, there's something wrong with this pig."

Money-hungry Gus reacted faster than she did.

Looking at the "wild boar" that suddenly appeared, his eyes suddenly lit up.

Because he discovered that although this was not a roasted suckling pig, it was his favorite - the money pig.

To be more precise, this is actually a ceramic piggy bank in the shape of a pig!
Running around like a real pig at the moment.

"Money pig? A walking piggy bank?

I am not dreaming, someone please pinch me."

There were exclamations in the team, and many people rubbed their eyes in disbelief.

But Byron knew that what appeared before his eyes was not an illusion.

A piggy bank running around anywhere in the Old World would be unquestionably nonsense.

But in those secret places that seem to be a fusion of reality and fantasy, everything is possible.

Especially when the solution density of [Secret: The Mystery of the Wealth Growth of Treasure Island] quietly increased from 25% to 32%, it proved that this was not fake news.

He also did not forget to educate his team members on the secrets of the extraordinary world:
“A secret realm that appeared in the material world, originating from the gap between reality and the sea of ​​​​source.

The source sea is located on the periphery of the ocean of human collective subconsciousness, where the history and collective memory of the entire human race are deposited.

Most of the secret realms that are created in this way are mixed with distorted legends and myths as their background.

Perhaps this fairy tale is not meaningless. The mythological background of this treasure island is most likely the so-called country of Siralafuya. "

A new question then arises.

That is the red macaw recorded in my cousin Andrew’s logbook. Who exactly is it?
"Hmm."

While everyone was still shocked by how magical this world was, the little piggy bank was not very happy.

It pawed with its front hooves, occasionally showing them a small rectangular hole on its back where a coin was inserted.

It was as if urging them to deposit all their money into it so that it could grow up quickly.

And Byron’s eyesight was good enough to clearly see the silver light shining inside its body, proving that there was something in the pig’s stomach!

Guts, who was closest to it, threw the dagger in his hand, injecting a sense of presence, and when it fell back into his hand, it had turned into a huge mace shining with cold light.

"It's ridiculous, unless you were a real wild boar that dared to challenge a tiger.

You dare to ask us pirates for money with just a piggy bank?
You should just take it, hehehe."

Snapped!
Gus picked up the mace and hit it hard. The little piggy exploded on the spot, and the black and gray pottery fragments shattered into pieces.

At the same time, a flash of silver light appeared, and hundreds of shiny silver coins from various eras rolled around on the ground and exploded everywhere.

Before they could count their first share of spoils.

The little piggy bank's screams before death spread far away.

next moment.

"Hmm."

"Hmm."

The cries of wild boars could be heard everywhere in the surrounding rainforest, and then the earth shook violently.

Byron immediately took out the crystal skull No. 12 [North Star God] that he had just obtained and unfolded the real-time strategic map.

In an instant, dozens of hostile red dots of all sizes appeared on the map within a radius of 100 meters.

"Everyone prepare for battle! A large group of piggy banks are approaching ahead!"

(End of this chapter)