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Chapter 715 I'll fight you! (ask for monthly ticket)

"How about this one?" An Xiaoxi was sorting through her stock of posters and photos.

Celebrities often have some unused posters and photos. It is not easy to throw them away, and they are reluctant to destroy them. Some of them are directly given to organizers and staff, while others are brought back and put in the warehouse.

Aunt Liu dotes on her daughter very much and keeps these posters and photos as treasures.

An Xiaoxi is sorting these things out now.

If there are too many copies, I will take them out, sign them, and plan to sell them for charity later.

"Ok, when was it taken?"

When Hao Yun saw the twin ponytails, his eyes lit up. He kind of liked them.

"What do you mean it's okay? Doesn't it look good?"

An Xiaoxi was very dissatisfied with Hao Yun's perfunctory attitude.

"Hiss~" Hao Yun took a sip of cold noodles: "An Xiaoxi, I find that you are a little bit arrogant. You can't forget your last name just because everyone praises you for being pretty?"

"I...my last name is An!" An Xiaoxi reached out to pinch, aiming precisely at Hao Yun's soft flesh.

Just then, the parrot standing on the windowsill spoke.

"My mother is not at home, come here!"

"My mother is not at home, come here!"

"My mother is not at home, come here!"

I shouted it three times in a row, and I don’t know if it was an illusion, but I felt that the more it shouted, the more anxiously and impatient it became.

Hao Yun and An Xiaoxi were both stunned.

They looked at each other, neither of them quite understanding why this silly bird suddenly said this.

But no matter what the reason, the consequences of this sentence are disastrous.

When Aunt Liu heard this after coming back, she would probably faint.

Well, Aunt Liu was indeed not at home these two days. She went to Jiangcheng for something.

"You taught me?" Hao Yun asked cautiously.

He could imagine that after Aunt Liu went out, An Xiaoxi was aroused and wanted to ask him to come home.

But she was rather reserved and just kept practicing over and over again.

My mother is not at home, please come!
An Xiaoxi was stunned for a moment, and seemed to understand what Hao Yun meant. She was immediately embarrassed and said, "I will fight you!"

Looking at An Xiaoxi rushing towards him, Hao Yun resisted the instinctive reaction of kicking her away.

There is no way, for people who practice martial arts.

This way of attacking with the door wide open is simply like a human sandbag delivered to the door.

Without fighting back, An Xiaoxi successfully pounced on Hao Yun and hit him twice on the shoulder.

……

That's it?

He doesn't even have the strength to hit anyone, yet he still dares to say that he is a dancer.

After a while, we still have to solve the problem of the parrot.

Anyone who hears this silly bird's imitation would probably not think that they are innocent.

Fortunately, An Xiaoxi's grandmother, aunt and other relatives passed away two days ago.

If they heard...

There is no way to explain it. You can't say that the parrot is lying.

"How about stewing it?" Hao Yun came up with an idea.

This is the most direct and effective method. As long as the parrot croaks, this sentence will never be heard by anyone again.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" An Xiaoxi was furious.

She loved Hao Yun's bird so much, how could she bear to stew it?

"It's okay. We can put the blame on Heimi and say that he bit the dog to death. In the spirit of not wasting food, we can just stew the body. At worst, we can leave a bowl of soup for Auntie."

When it comes to ruthlessness, Hao Yun is definitely at the executioner level.

The silly bird had been feeling proud of himself for having said a complete sentence, but now he was completely dumbfounded.

It turned around and tried to escape.

Uncle Pi, I can fly!

As a result, I forgot there was window glass and bumped into it headfirst.

Almost provided food for the couple at home.

"Look how scared you are!" An Xiaoxi quickly ran over to check the parrot's injuries and blew air on its head, as if this had some therapeutic effect.

"I was just joking, who knew it would cause such a big reaction." Hao Yun said embarrassedly.

But what I was thinking in my heart was, you idiot, even if you fly away, you will have to fly back when I blow the whistle.

When the time comes, I'll boil the water and let you jump in yourself.

After a while, the parrot stood up on its own.

It didn't dare to run away anymore and began to try its best to please its mistress.

From time to time, he pecked An Xiaoxi's fingers with his mouth and rubbed his head against the palm of An Xiaoxi's hand.

An Xiaoxi's heart was melted by such cuteness.

Even when Hao Yun was trying to intimidate the parrot to stop it from talking nonsense, she stopped him.

Hao Yun shook his head and sighed, planning to take the parrot back with him before leaving and take good care of it after it was out of An Xiaoxi's sight.

"Help, help~" The parrot probably knew that its situation was not good. In fact, although it was smart enough, its IQ was very limited.

I don’t understand why I have to face the fate of being stewed just because I say “my mother is not at home”.

"It can understand, so don't scare it."

An Xiaoxi held the parrot in her arms and let it lean against her chest for a sense of security.

"I really didn't scare it."

I really want to stew it. Damn, this bird actually crawled into my clothes.

"Don't forget, you gave the black skin to me."

An Xiaoxi emphasized the bird's sovereignty, but she did not continue to hug the silly bird.

At this time, the silly bird became curious about the buttons on the clothes and was pecking at the openings with its beak.

It would be embarrassing if it pecked it off.

"I gave you a parrot, and at the beginning of the year I gave you a vase..."

"My mother said you were mocking me by giving me a vase!"

An Xiaoxi suddenly remembered this. When she first received it, she thought the crystal was very beautiful, but her mother's words made the gift deteriorate.

"Don't change the subject. I gave you a parrot and crystal. I also gave you a Barbie doll on your birthday two days ago. My birthday is in more than a month. What are you going to give me?"

Hao Yun is a generous person, but he is very particular about reciprocity.

An Xiaoxi did not celebrate her birthday with Hao Yun this year, nor did she invite any friends over.

Her grandmother started feeling unwell at the beginning of this spring. A checkup in Jiangcheng found no problems, so she recently came to the capital to see a famous doctor.

It happened to be An Xiaoxi’s birthday, and the whole family happily accompanied the old lady to celebrate An Xiaoxi’s birthday.

An Xiaoxi personally cooked two of her grandmother’s favorite dishes.

And Hao Yun...

He really couldn't show up at the family dinner, but he still quietly called the person out and gave her a Barbie doll.

Hao Yun really didn't know what the appeal of this thing was.

But An Xiaoxi likes it.

"What do you want?" An Xiaoxi really wanted to give Hao Yun a gift, but she had no idea what to give.

Hao Yun is almost omnipotent.

Last year I cooked for Hao Yun, but this year it will definitely be different.

That would be too perfunctory.

What's more, Hao Yun is a master chef and can cook much better than her.

"I'm twenty-five and still a virgin..." Hao Yun said quietly.

An Xiaoxi and the parrot were both shocked.

"So, what do you think I should do to find a girlfriend?"

An Xiaoxi breathed a sigh of relief, but also felt a little lost.

She thought...

How would I know how you should pursue a girlfriend? I don’t have a girlfriend and no one has ever pursued me.

"Forget it. I guess you don't understand. I'll find some papers on this subject to study later." Hao Yun loosened his clenched hands, and his back was sweating.

Damn it, it shouldn’t have been like this.

"Heh...heh..." An Xiaoxi was speechless.

Is this person sick?

You deserve to be a virgin.

The atmosphere between the two became awkward again, and even the parrot didn't dare to speak nonsense.

No one knew why, but the two of them often suddenly found themselves in similar awkward situations recently, and could no longer return to the brotherhood they once had.

"Keep ten of these and sell the rest."

An Xiaoxi continued to work and signed her name on the selected posters.

"Give me one of these." Hao Yun sorted the items into different categories and put them into file bags, writing numbers on the covers.

Just send it by express delivery later.

These items will be sold online for charity and donated to help wild pandas.

An Xiaoxi is now a panda ambassador and always wants to do more for pandas.

"Remember to pay!" An Xiaoxi snorted.

"How about I find some posters or photos and sign them for you to sell?" Hao Yun felt that the sales would definitely be good.

"You...you are so ugly, no one will buy you!"

"How am I ugly? You don't know how popular I am. Recently, many female stars have approached me to work with me."

Hao Yun told the truth that ever since "Little Forest" was released, the female stars in the circle have been jealous to the point of going crazy, and are even willing to invest money to ask Hao Yun to make a similar film.

Well, maybe more than just giving money.

"Then do you want to take a picture?" An Xiaoxi frowned unconsciously.

"I don't have time." Hao Yun shook his head.

Moreover, those women always think that as long as they take a photo, they will be the beautiful ones, and they don’t even look in the mirror.

An Xiaoxi became happy again for some unknown reason.

(End of this chapter)