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Chapter 156 Not only poor but also ugly
Chapter 156 Not only poor but also ugly (asking for monthly ticket)
The Spring Festival Gala on New Year's Eve was lackluster; the skits were deliberately sentimental and lacked irony.
Especially in Uncle Zhao’s skit “Heart Disease”, what’s so happy about finding out that your wife is someone else’s first love?
However, there are still many golden sentences.
Why do you want to ask for money? It's so vulgar! Huh? ...How much money can you give?
My heart feels so cold!
Now please listen to the first topic, postpartum care for sows... You took the wrong book.
I don't want to know how I came to be here, I just want to know how I am gone.
Teacher Fan Wei does have a great sense of humor.
Especially his dialect, which is the finishing touch of humor.
After watching his skits, I was almost inspired to speak Northeastern dialect. It's simply magical.
When wishing New Year's greetings, Hao Yun sent text messages to everyone one by one, including Jiang Wen, Ge You, Zhang Jizhong, Liu Weiqiang, Zhen Kung Fu, Liu Furong, and everyone who had left their contact information with each other.
Most of them will have a reply, but I don’t know whether it is the real person who replied or the assistant who did it.
This Spring Festival, all the children in the village watched Infernal Affairs.
It was clearly agreed to be three years, but three years later, another three years passed, and three years later, another three years passed. It’s almost been ten years, boss!
Give me a chance, I want to be a good person!
The fortune teller said that I was a general whose success was achieved at the expense of thousands of soldiers...
They knew these lines by heart, and each little kid even got to act out the performance.
Hao Yun felt that they were not normal, but movies were just movies after all. School would start in a few days and they would be pulled by the teacher's ears and made to stand in front as punishment.
After the New Year, Zhejiang TV began broadcasting The Legend of the Condor Heroes, and Hao Yun's family could watch it on TV.
Everyone in the village knew about this and was looking forward to it.
Soon, Hao Yun appeared.
Although it was only a few minutes, the little Taoist priest Hao Yun still won unanimous praise from everyone thanks to his good looks.
No one ruined the atmosphere by pointing out that he was a silver thief.
Even if it's a silver thief, such a handsome silver thief, then...then just give in to him.
What's more, in this TV series he didn't become a bad guy at all, he was a typical upright knight from a noble family.
However, this does not prevent this version of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" from being criticized to pieces.
The voices of Li Guanpeng and Zhou Xun in the play are simply unbearable to listen to.
It is difficult to explain why Zhang Jizhong insisted on having Zhou Xun do the dubbing, unless he deliberately wanted to make everyone sick and destroy the image of Huang Rong in everyone's mind.
It doesn't cost much to find a voice actor.
He also changed Huang Rong's clothes without permission. Huang Rong's ice flower and snow core dress was changed into a red peach blossom low-cut dress. It was elegant, but how could she wear soft armor under such a low-cut dress?
The key point is that Zhou Xun doesn’t have anything to show.
As a result, Zhou Xun was deprived of the reputation of the first daughter-in-law of Haojiazhuang - an advertisement of her and Hao Yun was broadcast during the Spring Festival last year, and the villagers encouraged Hao Yun to pursue her.
Now, everyone advises Hao Yun to change one.
We can't let our children suffer.
Apart from this, it is almost a consensus that Yang Kang, played by Zhou Jie, is an obvious failure, far from the suave and dashing character played by Miao Qiaowei back then.
With such a good example before him, everyone criticized him, even Hao Yun wanted to turn off the TV.
Li Guanpeng was the most criticized character in this version of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" after "Yang Kang".
He looks so smart, but he has to pretend to be stupid. It is obvious that Huang Rihua's stupidity is not fake, and Li Guanpeng's personal characteristics are too obvious. He is very opinionated and speaks slowly on purpose.
In short, it is particularly artificial.
There is no harm without comparison. Hao Yun's Yin Zhiping is actually very eye-catching.
When in the same frame with Li Guanpeng, their appearances create an extremely strong contrast.
Of course, these were all the comments Hao Yun saw in the town’s Internet cafe. He certainly didn’t spend money to buy a copy of the article to discredit the lead actor.
He only has a few extra scenes in the TV series which has dozens of episodes. What right does he have to step on the leading actor?
It’s not without some positive reviews. At least the scenery of Zhang Jizhong’s version is quite good, and the fighting and lighting effects also show where the money was spent.
On the fifth day of the first lunar month, Hao Yun received a call from Shi Xiaoqiang, who invited him and Wu Laoliu to dinner in Huaibei.
Judging from the date, this sharp-tongued bastard should be getting married.
Could it be that he wanted to invite them to the wedding banquet and take their gift money?
Wu Laoliu drove over, picked up Hao Yun, and took him to Huaibei.
Hei Dou was a little reluctant to leave the rural life, but when he thought about meeting beautiful girls soon, he felt that the world was so big and he should go out and travel. The road was muddy and the car was dirty after arriving in the city.
"Teacher Shi...where is your wife?" Hao Yun shook hands with the other person, but instead of getting the wisdom attribute, he got the useless sharp tongue attribute. I wonder who this guy is scolding on the street.
"Let's go. I'll take you to try the famous local Imperial Chicken."
Shi Xiaoqiang threw away his cigarette butt and took the two of them into a small shop nearby.
There were only two tables in the restaurant, one of which was occupied by a group of people who were eating. The restaurant was filled with a rich aroma.
A big pot with chicken or something in it and pancakes on the side.
Braise and eat when cooked.
While waiting, Hao Yun was very curious: "Teacher Shi, why do you look so listless, as if you have the flu?"
There's nothing I can do. I just accidentally took a picture of my sharp tongue.
"When we were young, we ignorantly thought that money was omnipotent. When we grew up, we found that what we thought when we were young was not wrong at all..." Shi Xiaoqiang wiped his face, his eyes full of bloodshot and fatigue.
"Dumped?" Wu Laoliu lit a cigarette and handed it to him.
This feeling is a little different from his, but the effect is probably similar.
"You are so young, but you become lazy and slack when you encounter setbacks. How can you achieve great things in the future?" Hao Yun slapped the stove and shouted, "Boss, give me a bottle of...Kuo Luo!"
After dinner, you have to drive away and you can't drink alcohol.
There are thousands of roads, safety first!
In fact, there is no need to guess what happened. It’s nothing more than that.
"In a small city like this, you are a graduate student from a prestigious university, a university teacher, a rare talent, and you can choose any woman you want." Although he didn't understand why he had to cry to these two strangers A and B who had no relationship with him, Wu Laoliu was very familiar with the art of comforting others.
At first, everyone comforted him in this way.
The more you are comforted by others, the more you will learn to comfort others, which is the truth that long-term illness makes one a doctor.
"I gave up staying in school and came to my hometown, just for that woman. But because I didn't have as much money as she did, she went on a blind date and married the son of a local rich man, just because his family owned a mine!" Shi Xiaoqiang wiped away his tears, and Wu Laoliu quickly handed him a tissue.
Buddy, can you please stop having a runny nose when you cry?
Fortunately, the people at the next table had already cleaned up and left, otherwise we would have been surrounded by people.
As for the shop owner and waiter, he was probably cutting ingredients inside. Even if he saw it, he wouldn't be surprised. He had seen a lot of people like to cry after drinking a little. Shi Xiaoqiang was at most a rehearsal before drinking.
"It's great to have a mine at home. If I were her, I would marry her too." Hao Yun put himself in her shoes and immediately understood the woman.
"The mineral reserves here have reached the bottom, and private contracting is prohibited. Your love rival's family has no future either." Wu Laoliu said.
It doesn't help that for some people she doesn't even look at future development.
"Ten years of relationship... wuwuwu... just because I have no money." Shi Xiaoqiang continued to wipe his tears.
"It's not necessarily just because you have no money. Maybe they think you are not only poor but also ugly?" Hao Yun patted the other person and got 80 points of wisdom attribute.
It's over. I'm in love and drunk. I'm not that smart anymore.
"Fuck~!" Shi Xiaoqiang couldn't cry anymore.
The shop owner lifted the lid of the pot, poured in the side dishes, stirred them, and then covered it again, indicating that it would be ready to eat in a few minutes.
"So what are your plans? Are you going back to the capital to develop? Do you want us to give you a ride back?"
Wu Laoliu began to understand a little bit, and like him, he decided to leave his sad place and go out to explore the world, then make a name for himself and not let others laugh at him.
"Hao Yun, you said last year that if I wanted to make a lot of money someday, I could find you in the entertainment industry and you would help me get rich. Does what you said still mean?" Shi Xiaoqiang wiped his tears and asked seriously.
"I was just kidding." Hao Yun was shocked.
Can't this guy even tell that he's joking? That sentence was just a response to Shi Xiaoqiang saying that he is mentally ill and will definitely regret choosing Beijing Film Academy.
It was said in anger.
You advised me to be a good person, how could I possibly drag you down into this?
"Now let me tell you, no kidding, do you think this is possible? I am not satisfied with an ordinary job. An ordinary job definitely won't earn as much as a coal boss." Shi Xiaoqiang insisted.
He completely forgot what he had said to persuade Hao Yun.
All the so-called extravagance and decadence are fake. When the prosperity is gone, there is only desolation.
Material enjoyment far surpasses spiritual wealth, which is a tragedy of intelligent life.
Just like an ant, it only knows to do it but doesn't know why it does it.
I'm tired like a dog because of the house and the car.
But this is the reality. Shi Xiaoqiang's experience is dramatic, even absurd. He is a top student at Beijing Normal University and a teacher at the best university in the city, but he was defeated by a declining coal mine contractor.
(End of this chapter)
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