I didn't want to be an actor

Chapter 731 Variety Show (33)

Every year, the "Talk Show Conference" invites people from the film industry. In the past few sessions, Xu Zheng and Guo Jingfei were invited...

Zhou Xun and Na Ying have also been here.

But the weight of these people combined may not be as great as Shen Liang!

In addition to being a top superstar, Shen Liang is also a top producer and producer.

Therefore, he came to "Talk Show Conference" to give face to the program team...

No one expected that he would agree to open the show!
When Shen Liang was the first to come out, the audience was excited...

All kinds of applause, and crazy shouting: "Brother Liang!"

"Hello everyone, I am Shen Liang..."

Shen Liang waved his hand: "Don't be too surprised, I'm filming "Shushan" in the next studio, and "The Wandering Earth 2" is also here... If nothing unexpected happens, these two movies will be released next year! I just happened to know that "Talk Show Conference" was recorded here, so I came here to take advantage of the popularity..."

"I have watched "Talk Show Conference" and "Tucao Conference". I am not a loyal audience, but I know there are a lot of trivialities in this circle... Everyone adheres to the idea that 'talk show is the art of offense'... Then I will say a few words that may offend you!

I think there should be limits to offense. If it is hard to grasp, it is better not to offend.

Moreover, talk shows are not purely offensive; the core purpose is to make people laugh.

I have seen many actors who can only echo others, rely on reflecting some things in society, and gain some resonance. A comedy is like a postmodern thought class, flattering certain thoughts, and pretending to be tacitly understood...

This behavior is so childish!

It is understandable. After all, they seek to teach through entertainment and profound meaning from their meager life experience and superficial cognition... They can't do it, not even to the point of being laughed at!"

“You may think that what I said is too serious, I can only say that you don’t understand the mainstream!

"Talk Show Conference" has become the top comedy variety show in the domestic entertainment industry. This is a fact. Every actor who goes on stage will be watched by thousands of people.

I may not understand talk shows, but I know how to be a mainstream public figure!
In China, once you become a public figure, you have to bear a lot of things. Public figures need to shoulder more moral responsibilities because their power and status give them higher social expectations and influence.

If you feel uncomfortable, you can quit the circle!

Of course, if you think I am exaggerating and don’t agree with me, I don’t care. I will continue to keep real, and then in a few years, if I cross the line, just like rappers, the industry will be rectified! ”

At this point, Shen Liang smiled and said, "The previous paragraph is my advice. Next, I will tell a few jokes... I mean, a few jokes... My dad watched a show the other day and commented that the talk show conference is just a joke telling competition..."

"People who know me should know that I became famous through live streaming... I used to be called the Grandmaster of Scumbag Men, but later I gave this title to Tong Jincheng!"

"I started live streaming in 16. At that time, the dog-licking economy was very prosperous. On holidays like Chinese Valentine's Day and Valentine's Day, you could always find flowers and chocolates in the trash cans... In recent years, the dog-licking economy has begun to collapse. Flowers can't even be found in the trash cans on holidays!" "I kept persuading my brothers not to be dog-lickers... Love is not gained through piety or sincerity, but through attraction!"

"Suck-up = Boiling Sheep. I was the first to say this, and I've made it a big deal!"

"I have met many extreme lickers, many of whom are proud of being lickers. 'Brother, can you reply to her message? If you reply to her message, she will be in a better mood and will pay attention to me.', 'What's wrong with her hanging me? Why doesn't she hang others? She hangs me because she loves me.', 'As long as you come back, I will be here.'... They have already moved themselves... There is no hope for such people!"

"I don't understand the mentality of bootlickers... I've never even spent money on girls. When I was in high school, I knew that if you spend 200 yuan to treat a girl to a meal, you will be considered stingy, but if you spend 200 yuan to treat your brother to a meal, you will be happy to have an adopted son..."

"Friends, pursuing a girl is not a game of passing levels. It doesn't mean that if you become excellent or rich, the girl you like will love you! If she likes you, she can smell your intentions as soon as you give her a hint. If she doesn't like you, no matter how proactive you are, she won't bother to pay attention to you!
The improvement of the status of modern women has allowed more and more women to become masters of their own lives.

They no longer rely on marriage and love, but instead fully pursue their career dreams and personal growth. This independent attitude makes them more calm when facing the pursuit of men.

In other words, for them, love is not a necessity in life. Few men can handle such a girl. If she says she is a little hard to pursue, then be decisive and block her directly! "

"Read books, exercise, make money, learn some talents, travel if you have time... There are many things in the vast world that deserve attention. True love is not bound by love, but you can watch the flowers bloom and fall in front of the courtyard, and the clouds roll and unfold in the sky together..."

"Finally, I want to say that I came to this show because I have my eyes on Xu Zhisheng... I want to invite him to star in the movie I invested in, "Annual Meeting, Can't Stop!", which will start shooting in October this year... The lead actor is Mr. Yu Hewei, and if Xu Zhisheng is suitable, he will play the second male lead... The second male lead has a lot of scenes, and I was originally going to play it myself, but I took on "Vanished Girl", "All or Nothing" and a Hollywood movie, so I don't have time..."

"Okay, that's all I have to say! Thank you everyone!"

Shen Liang bowed, and Li Dan, Da Zhangwei, Chen Luyu, and Long Danny came up...

Shen Liang hurriedly greeted: "Boss Dan, Teacher Da, Sister Lu Yu...Boss Long!"

After a brief exchange of pleasantries, everyone sat down. Li Dan asked, "…You wrote the opening script yourself, right?"

"Well, not very funny..."

"…I feel like…you look down on talk shows?"

“I am not optimistic about the online talk show industry because the subject matter is too restricted... The best sources of material for talk shows: sex, government, religion, international situation... None of these can be touched.

Male talk show hosts can only talk about the shit in their own lives, while female talk show hosts are better and can talk about the conflicts between men and women. Even a good cook cannot cook without rice... It is really rare that this show has been maintained for five years!"

"Which domestic talk show host do you like more?"

"I like Xu Zhisheng, Tong Monan, and Hu Lan... Offline, I like Liu Yang and Fu Hang, their performances are always full of passion..."

Li Dan asked again: "So, what are your requirements for a good talk show performance?"

Shen Liang: "…It doesn't matter, as long as you can make me laugh. Also, I really want to remind you that talk shows are very popular now. When you hold offline special shows, you must be careful not to cross the red line! Otherwise, the whole industry will pay the price!"

(End of this chapter)