I didn't want to be an actor

Chapter 69 Is this also called variety show sense?

Wanwan’s programs are mainly talk shows, because the recording cost is the lowest, and the production cost of a single episode can even be done with a few thousand RMB.

Announcement artists, or variety show stars, only need to do one thing when they appear on a show, which is to try their best to express themselves. Interrupting others and talking more are the most basic requirements, and the amount of exposure depends entirely on their own efforts. If you can't do these two things, no one will notice you!

Editing is a post-production matter, so you don’t have to worry about the length…

This is the job and the requirement.

One episode lasts about 40 minutes.

Each recording session will take nearly two hours, with the goal of giving the artists full reins, and the producers will edit the film based on the effect and scale.

Large-scale content is standard for Taiwanese variety shows. The artists focus on the show effect and speak without restraint about each other's shortcomings and make personal attacks. This is not a bad thing. Instead, it is what the producers want to see.

10 out of 8 stories told by artists in the notice are made up.

They gathered together privately to write jokes and divide roles according to the symptoms.

In fact, you just need to treat these people as if they are acting on the show!

Don't believe their so-called revelations, such as "A mainland actress wanted to sleep with a man, but the producer fell in love with her mother" or "A first-line actress slept with the entire crew in order to get promoted!"

Just listen to it, there is no point in following the map!

Taiwanese artists lack talent and have a low level of education. Don't expect them to talk to you about anything profound. They can only rely on making up stories, and the audience loves making up stories.

I've seen it too much, and that's it...

At the end of the visit, Shen Liang suddenly laughed. Yang Di asked him, "What's wrong? Why do they look so funny?"

"No," Shen Liang explained, "I think Wanwan's political shows are very interesting. Every time I watch them, I laugh like a goose... But variety shows are not that interesting!"

"Political program?"

"Look, on our political shows, all the great masters of the world sit in solemn silence, and all kinds of conferences are held in a straight line. We think this is the atmosphere of a great country, and it should be so. But Wanwan is different. Their shows have one or two hosts, six or seven guests, passers-by A, soldiers B are all on the stage, wearing all kinds of clothes, with excited expressions, high voices and fast speech, shaking the building, it's very much like... a group crosstalk!"

“Why do you watch political shows?”

"Interesting!" Shen Liang said, "Look at them talking nonsense and advocating regional instability... and these people are educated and quote classics from time to time. They really have a sense of humor, which is much more interesting than the variety show stars you mentioned!"

Yang Di was stunned by what he said: "Really?"

"Of course, I recommend Tsai Cheng-yuan and Kuo Cheng-liang... Their programs are good and very appetizing!"

……

In fact, the invitation to Kevin Tsai’s team was a suggestion from netizens. Previously, an audience member asked Wang Han on the spot, “Are you afraid to be on the same stage with Kevin Tsai because you are afraid of losing to him?” Wang Han replied, “If the hit rate of Mars exceeds 15 billion, Kevin Tsai will be invited!”

Then, here it comes!

It's normal. After "Kangxi" was stopped, Cai Kangyong's team had no way to make a living.

The so-called famous Taiwanese talk show hosts have actually been in mainland China.

Kevin Tsai still takes good care of his friends and has brought them to many mainland variety shows, such as "U Can U Bibi"...

For example, Zhao Zhengping has been on "The Rap of China", but his performance was very tense, unlike the relaxed and tense performance in previous programs. Ma Dong called him the first debater in the history of "The Rap of China" to be completely destroyed.

Including Xiao Tiantian, not so good...

In "The Debaters", many famous talk show hosts who are well-known in Taiwan's variety show circle are no longer as eloquent as before.

The only one who successfully broke through was Shen Yulin.

Again, without cultural foundation, the jokes are purely made up, lack of logic, and naturally can’t stand out…

Including performing in comedies, Zhao Zhengping and Chen Handian teamed up to appear on "Happy Comedians", but the "laughing" effect was not very good.

In this episode of "Mars" opening performance, Kang Yong complained that "Mars Intelligence Agency" was a good show, but it lacked some authenticity... and then he replaced Wang Han to do the opening show!

Usually this kind of opening show is performed by Wang Han, so, is this... Kevin Tsai replacing Wang Han?
In addition to Kevin Tsai, there are Shen Yulin, Cao Xiping, Yaoyao, Chen Weimin and Guo Yanfu...

After the appearance, there was applause, and then Yang Di asked, "Will Brother Han come back in the future?"

Cai Kangyong smiled and replied, "He is not coming back, and from now on there will only be Director Cai!"

A group of guests in the audience immediately changed sides and shouted "Director Cai"...

Only Shen Liang was sitting there... with his phone in his hand...

Cai Kangyong noticed him immediately and asked with a smile: "Shen Liang, why are you unhappy?"

"I'm not unhappy..."

"Then you don't welcome me?"

“…No, you are a top host…”

"What are you doing then?"

"I'm asking my agent about the penalty!" Shen Liang held up his phone with a calm expression...

"Liquidated damages? You don't want to record 'Mars' anymore? Because the director has changed?"

"Yes, I came to Mars because Brother Han invited me. If Brother Han doesn't come, I will definitely leave..."

"you do not like me?"

"How is that possible? If I didn't like you, I would have said it when I was recording "Odd Talk"!"

“Yes, you don’t like Luo Zhenyu…” Kevin Tsai laughed and explained to the guests and the audience: “He went to record the show and made the on-site mentor so angry that he almost lost his temper!”

Shen Liang waved his hand: "He won't lose his temper. He wants to maintain his elegant personality to sell books! And I praised the book he recommended, so I am considered his customer. He can't be angry with his customer!!"

Kevin Tsai changed the subject: "...Then can you stay and watch this show first, please?"

"certainly…"

Then Kevin Tsai asked Puff Kuo…

A lot of pictures were prepared for the scene, including a clip of Guo Xuefu singing and dancing on the show "Kangxi Comes Here". By the way, I asked: "Why did you become so naive when you came to the mainland?"

Guo Xuefu didn't know how to answer, and subconsciously looked at the guests in the audience. Shen Liang stood up and explained: "She is not selling a simple personality, she just can't understand us talking... I have a classmate from the south, and he can't understand us northerners..."

"really?"

Guo Xuefu nodded: "You guys talk too fast, sometimes I really can't understand... and my storytelling is too monotonous, I dare not speak!"

Chen Weimin continued: "Xue Fu's role in "Mars Intelligence Agency" is very small. She is actually just a vase. She can make money just by standing. She is not as good as a cardboard figure. This can help the production company save some budget."

Yang Di immediately said: "Then Qian Feng's role will be reduced by half..."

"Qian Feng? What does it have to do with him?"

"They are a perfect couple... Half of Qian Feng's scenes were contributed by Xue Fu... and the other half was..."

Before Yang Di could finish his words, Cao Xiping said to him, "Ugly freak, why are you talking so much? Shut up!"

Yang Di retorted: "Teacher Cao, shut up first. Do you know all of us? I think it's better to introduce us first!"

Shen Liang looked unhappy and was about to stand up when Yang Di quickly stopped him: "Don't talk, this is a character setting for a variety show!"

"You can curse people at will just because you are a character in a variety show?"

(End of this chapter)