I didn't want to be an actor

Chapter 504 Don’t Get Too Close to Me!

Chapter 504 Don’t Get Too Close to Me! (24)

Nolan…

In fact, the most fun thing about watching Nolan's movies is to watch them over and over again to pick out the details.

It’s a pity that “Tenet” is so bad that I don’t even have the motivation to think about it.

Well, actually it’s not that bad, it’s just that the plot is too cliché and the male lead is too ugly.

What anti-entropy, clamp, whatever, I'm not in the mood. The whole movie can be summed up in two words: boring.

The showy and complex narrative and the brain-burning camera language are coupled with a boring story with no highlights.

Summary: The hero is for the heroine, the villain cares about the heroine, the villain wants to bury the world with him, and then all the minor villains have to obey. In other words, there are only a few people who use their brains in the world, and the rest are just programs?
It's really boring!
Wang Yijin: "Have you watched "Tenet"?"

"Well, I will definitely watch Nolan's movies first... to learn from them!"

"Are you a fan of his?"

"Not really," Shen Liang explained, "The only directors in Hollywood who can make original large-scale commercial films are Nolan, Quentin Tarantino and David Fincher. Other directors can only make sequels or comic book adaptations... Once their movies are released, I will definitely watch them first."

"What about Spielberg and Cameron?"

“…they are both old…”

Zhang Yifan interrupted: "Have you watched Mulan?"

"without…"

"Why don't you look?"

"Not interested..." Shen Liang waved his hand: "Why would you want to suffer for it when you know it's a bad movie?"

Hearing this, Liu Xining, who had been eating with his head down, asked, "...Is it a bad movie?"

“Just read the comments!”

“…There must be some trolls in the comments…”

Shen Liang smiled and said, "I don't know if there are any water troops, but I saw a comment: The whole war movie was shot just like the war in the village, and you told me it was a war drama. The war in our village is more exciting than yours."

"Didn't they say it cost $300 million?"

"Well... who knows! Maybe it's more expensive to make movies in the United States... but the total cost of the Lord of the Rings trilogy is only $300 million... the most likely reason is inflation!"

This is the most incomprehensible...

How come "Mulan" cost $300 million with such little special effects and such few actors?
Maybe the armor in the movie is all custom-made - a helmet costs $6000, no discount.

Zhang Yifan was puzzled: "…Then why didn't you comment on "Mulan" during your live broadcast?"

"What's wrong with my brain? I'm reviewing "Mulan"? Fans of Liu Yifei are not that easy to mess with!"

Wang Yijin: "…Is there anyone you don't dare to mess with?"

"The point is that it doesn't make any sense... This movie has nothing to do with me..." After a pause, Shen Liang added: "And Zhao Linger is also my white moonlight!"

"Zhao Linger...you like The Chinese Paladin!"

"You don't like it?"

"Of course I like it..."

Wang Yijin interjected: “…After Mulan, will Liu Yifei continue to develop in Hollywood?”

"What the hell! Zhang Ziyi and Li Lianhua couldn't make it, so what right does she have?" Shen Liang shook his head: "Besides, the title of international superstar is not useful now!"

"I heard that Hollywood has made an offer to you?"

"Yes," Shen Liang nodded: "Godzilla invited me to play one of the roles!"

"You didn't agree?"

"In a monster movie, the human role itself is superfluous, and the character is a young scientist... There is not much room for him to play, and the pay is very low!"

"…Hollywood blockbusters…" "Blockbusters don't make sense~" Shen Liang did some research: "In Hollywood, Asian faces are not three-dimensional people. Letting them play roles is just because they need a typical oriental face to complete a symbolic role representing the East."

"In the past, there was an information gap. Having filmed in Hollywood was like being gilded with gold. When accepting endorsements and announcements in China, the fees would naturally increase. Now, this information gap has disappeared. It is redundant to go to Hollywood to beg for food!"

"What if you are invited to be the protagonist?"

"Read the script..." At this point, Shen Liang smiled and said, "However, it is impossible for Hollywood to create a suitable script specifically for a Chinese actor!"

……

The recent complaints about "Mulan" are all-encompassing!

Then many people used Disney's other live-action princess movies to whitewash it, saying "it's always been like this"...

No, why is the face so big?
Always like this?
Do you guys only watch movies starring Liu Yifei, so you don't have the basic appreciation ability?

Although the entire live-action adaptation series is not a top-notch work, and everyone knows that it is a sentimental work to make money, the lower limit of quality is guaranteed and can be consistently maintained above qualified commercial films.

How can a work like "Mulan", which is a complete collapse with numerous flaws and shortcomings, be compared with other works?
There is a topic on Weibo called 'Failed Ascension'!
After all, her fans feel that "Mulan" is an international blockbuster of nuclear bomb level, and starring in it is equivalent to becoming an international superstar.

Then...I pooped a big shit!

Then, the other post-85s were unlucky...

Anyone who says that "Mulan" is not good will be labeled as a fan, either a Yang Mi fan or a Liu Shishi fan...

Obscene language is unsightly.

When female stars’ fans start to curse, their behavior is even scarier than that of male stars’ fans.

Every sentence is aimed at the vulgar and refers to the reproductive organs.

In the fan circle, it’s either black or white, and they all want to kill each other!

Fans satisfy their vanity by stepping down on other artists and praising their own artists.

Of course, fans refused to admit that the great promise they made had really become a mere pie in the sky, and they even posted firmly under the topic #飞升#: How can a sparrow understand the ambition of a swan!

However, before the Disney princess movie became a web movie, Liu Yifei's business and fashion resources had reached a new level: first, she got the endorsement of a well-known sports brand; then she got her first cover of Vogue...

Well, it’s almost half of Yang Tianbao’s resources!
In fact, this is normal. "Mulan" is one of the world's top commercial productions. According to the calculations of several other princess films, the global box office is conservatively estimated to be 800 million US dollars.

All I can say is that it is a tragedy that will go down in history!

The most expensive and tragic vase of the 21st century has finally been determined!

Her looks and resources are impeccable. If you say she is just trying to make money by acting in movies, she actually works very hard in every movie she makes.

In terms of professional ethics, she can still beat most female stars in the circle!
However, every movie is a big, expensive, luxurious, and terrible movie…

There is really nothing you can say when a person is in bad luck!

……

After eating the cake and checking the time, Shen Liang asked his assistant to take the three of them back...

Wang Yijin deliberately asked: "Is Liu Xianing going back too?"

"...Of course, the three of you..."

"what do you say?"

"Ah?" Liu Xining was stunned for a moment: "I can do anything..."

"You just debuted, don't think about these things. Also," Shen Liang warned, "don't get too close to me, or rumors will spread!"

"...Brother Liang, are you afraid of gossip?"

“I’m not afraid, but you are not! You are idols who have just debuted,” Shen Liang added righteously, “R1SE is a lesson for us!”

(End of this chapter)

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