I didn't want to be an actor

Chapter 4: Not Very Adaptable
"Where's Teacher Xue?"

“He didn’t come today…”

"That's right. If I encountered such a thing, I would stay away from it for a day or two!"

After visiting around, Shen Liang sat down, the makeup artist helped him put on makeup, and the costume designer also helped him choose clothes...

They were all from the company, and they came early in the morning, waiting for him.

Makeup is a must, because due to the lighting, even the fairest skin will appear a little dull, so the most basic makeup is still needed...

As for clothing, "Mars Intelligence Agency" is sponsored by Heilan Home. Since they have given you the sponsorship, as a regular guest, you must wear their clothes.

Shen Liang didn't take any endorsements, just served as a short-term ambassador and shot a few commercials.

There are no clothing endorsements or anything.

While putting on makeup and chatting with the makeup artist, Shen Liang casually asked, "Is there anything I need to pay attention to during today's recording?"

“Just try to show…”

"Then we have to leave some space for others to show off, right?"

“…Mars is very difficult to record. If you say something that doesn’t make sense or isn’t funny, you’ll be cut out. So, many people who come to promote it basically come in vain! You must take the initiative to perform. If Wang Han calls you, you must make sure you have a good story… Otherwise, it will be difficult for you to stay in the post-editing process.”

Shen Liang sighed: "It's so hard to make money!"

"Or be willing to be a supporting role and laugh the loudest..."

"I'm not here to record the show to play a supporting role!"

……

It’s really difficult…

Shen Liang had only sat down for ten minutes when he clearly felt the difference between this show and ordinary variety shows. It did not sell stars.

The guests on site, as representatives of the Martian agents, reported novel and interesting new discoveries to the director and gave constructive suggestions...

It's actually a funny idea...

You still have to start!

For example, the first joke was started by Qian Feng, "I found that the teacher we know least about is the invigilator," and then many people followed up... In response to this idea, various developments were made...

For general variety shows, the selling point is the stars.

This is a complete process: advertisers need stars, so the program team needs stars, and the platform uses this to decide whether a project can be approved.

Therefore, many variety shows have various projects launched for the Nth generation because they are good at attracting investment!
But with too many stars, it’s hard to create jokes. When big-name actors and singers appear in reality shows, the more famous they are, the harder it is to make jokes. Often, someone has come up with a joke, but no one wants to offend anyone, so the show can only remain lukewarm…

"Mars" is not like this, but this variety show is very cruel to big names. Many celebrities and traffic have come to record "Mars". At the beginning, Wang Han would also give face to cue these big stars...

Celebrities have their own baggage and can't let go.

If you can't let go, I will cut it for you later!

After all, for the show, humor is king.

For Wang Han, your story has to be funny. Even if he favors Qian Feng and Tian Yuan, if their proposals and stories are not good, they will be ruthlessly cut out in the later stage.

Wang Han gave Shen Liang a chance: "Among them, Shen Liang should be the one who knows this proposal best. You just graduated, right?"

"Yes, I passed the defense in July..." Shen Liang replied with a smile: "But I don't have anything to say about the exam, because I was recommended to Communication University of China..."

Qian Feng interrupted: "Haven't you ever taken an exam?" "Of course I have, but I'm one of those people who's just okay at studying...So, when I take an exam, I rarely care about the invigilator...But I've invigilated exams myself, and there are quite a few stories. Let me tell you a few. Once when I was invigilating, I saw a young man who looked very unnatural. I went over to see a book on his lap. I said, "Student, this course is open-book, you can take the book to the table." Guess what he said?"

Shen Liang answered his own question and changed his tone: "He said: "Putting it up there doesn't feel like an exam!"

"no feelings?"

The scene was filled with laughter, and even Wang Han couldn't help laughing a few times: "This student is a talented person!"

Shen Liang smiled and said, "There are many talented people. Once when I was invigilating an exam, I saw a classmate vomiting, so I walked over and asked him, "Why, is the question too disgusting?" He said, "No, I just want to see how much ink I have in my stomach... I laughed so hard..."

Shen Mengchen laughed so hard that he rolled off his seat: "Haha... You are also a talented person. You actually asked a question like 'The question is too disgusting'..."

Qian Feng and Liu Wei, who were sitting next to her, also laughed... and even made goose-like sounds.

Very exaggerated.

This made Shen Liang a little confused. Although his jokes were good, it shouldn't be like this, right?
Then Shen Mengchen told a rather boring story, which was probably about his own cheating experience. It was obviously not funny, but the people around him laughed like crazy, all kinds of laughter... like crowing...

Well, this should be the style of "Mars"!

……

Around 12 o'clock, during the break, Shen Liang was finally able to eat.

In the lounge, while eating, he asked Yang Di who was sitting next to him: "Brother Yang Di, how long does it usually take to record our show?"

Yang Di was also eating. "It's hard to say. It's basically 7 or 8 hours. Once, I recorded from 10 am to 11: pm..."

"I'm going to... record for such a long time, can everyone handle it?"

"I can't help it. Most of the time, I can't get to the point, and if there's no explosive joke, Teacher Wang Han won't finish..."

Shen Liang didn't know what to say, so he could only nod...

Yang Di said again: "When I tell you a story later, please hold it for me...

Shen Liang quickly waved his hands: "Your stories are all very funny, there is no need... I would like to trouble you to Cue me more!

Yang Di told a story this morning about an embarrassing encounter with Zhang Jingchu on a plane. Once he ran into Zhang Jingchu on a plane. While the plane was shaking, he held onto her water cup and started a conversation: "Sister Jingchu, do you think the shaking on the plane is scary? I'm really afraid of flying. It's too scary!"

Unexpectedly, Zhang Jingchu replied calmly, "Life and death are determined by fate." Normally, the atmosphere was awkward enough, and most people would have shut up. But Yang Di still didn't give up and asked, "Sister Jingchu, what are you doing in Hangzhou?"

The other party replied that he was promoting his movie "Fuchun", but Yang Di heard it as "comeback" and continued with the idea of ​​"comeback", "No wonder, I haven't seen you much in the past few years." A chance encounter turned into a large-scale awkward chat, and Yang Di himself felt embarrassed...

Yang Di nodded: "I will definitely bring the topic to you if I have the chance!"

"I watched the program 'Informal Talks' hosted by you...it was really good..."

Yang Di was surprised: "Have you seen it?"

"certainly…"

“It’s a pity that the show just isn’t popular!”

“…the problem with the platform…”

The two were chatting when the assistant director of "Mars" came over: "...Teacher Shen Liang..."

"No, no... Just call me Shen Liang. I don't deserve the title of teacher!"

(End of this chapter)