I didn't want to be an actor

Chapter 298: It is only natural to get things done with money (44)

Mars is so fast-paced that you have to throw in some funny gags to keep people’s attention…

The problem is that we have already recorded the third season and everyone’s reserves have been almost used up.

It’s really difficult to come up with new ideas for old tricks!
Especially Xue Zhiqian’s humor, which is the lowest kind of awkward laughter that makes you laugh.

What we pursue is the ultimate awkwardness which is hilarious!
To put it bluntly: forced humor.

This method seems fresh and acceptable the first time you see it, but after doing it too many times, you start to feel disgusted.

Xue Zhiqian probably also felt it...

Shen Mengchen interjected: "I also feel that recording "Mars" is difficult. Everyone is too familiar with us... We have basically said all the jokes we often say..."

Then Liu Wei and Qian Feng also complained...

Wang Han interjected: “But I feel that Liang Ge is well prepared for every episode!”

"No," Shen Liang stood up: "I was going to slack off for one episode, but you criticized me during dinner. Then I became very active in the second half..."

Wang Han was amused: "Are you talking about the fifth issue?"

"Yes..." Shen Liang explained: "Because I was filming, I was very tired... It was a late night shoot that day, and it didn't end until almost 2 a.m., and I slept for three hours... The company arranged a commercial event, and when we arrived in Changsha that night, I was numb all over... My head was empty, and I couldn't feel my own existence... So, my performance in the first half was particularly bad!"

"But you behaved well after I told you!"

Shen Liang smiled: "I've summarized it. My content consists of two points: either to criticize people or to be funny. Sometimes I can't think of a good joke, so I criticize people... Anyway, there is a lot of material!"

Yang Di said: "We can't learn from you... It's just you. If other people confront others, they will be accused of being impolite..."

"I also have my own..."

"You still distinguish between people? You dared to embarrass someone in public for the Huabiao Award..."

Xue Zhiqian immediately asked: "Who is it?"

Yang Di was surprised: "Didn't you see the Huabiao Awards?"

“I’m not an actor…”

"Didn't you see the trending searches?"

"Tell me a little bit..."

"Let me tell you," Liu Weiqi walked up to Xue Zhiqian and said the name 'Zhang Ziyi'... Xue Zhiqian widened his eyes and stared at Shen Liang: "Damn, are you so awesome?"

"...No," Shen Liang said modestly, "It's just so-so... Let me explain, I just said it casually. Teacher Chen praised me, so I said something back. I didn't expect there was someone standing next to me!"

“Is there a follow-up?”

"No... Anyway, I don't have any follow-up..." Shen Liang waved his hand: "Aren't we talking about "Mars"...

"Yes, Mars..."

"I feel like my mind has run out and I can't think of any new topics!"

Shen Liang continued: "There is a topic, but I don't dare to mention it..."

"you say!"

"Unspoken rules... can we talk about it?"

Yang Di was surprised: "You met him?"

"That's not the case... But what happened in the domestic entertainment industry this year is enough to be recorded in the history of entertainment. Every time I go on air, a lot of people ask me about related matters..."

"…how do you say?"

"I can't tell you shit. I haven't experienced it... But I will tell them a lot of the news I heard as funny stories!"

"…The thing about the screenwriter you mentioned?"

Qian Feng interrupted: "The screenwriter's story?"

Yang Di looked at Liu Wei and said, "Liu Wei, you speak!"

Liu Wei stood up and said, "It's just a little story that Brother Liang always tells during his live broadcast..."

Shen Liang was puzzled: "You two are paying close attention to my live broadcast?"

“I basically read every issue.”

Liu Wei nodded: "Yeah, it's better than many TV dramas and variety shows..."

“Sometimes we ask questions…”

"Have I ever answered that?" Liu Wei: "I have answered my..."

"Really?" Shen Liang was curious: "What's the problem?"

"I asked you if you have ever slept with a female star..."

"…How should I answer…" Shen Liang asked subconsciously, then thought of his expression during the live broadcast, and hurriedly said: "Forget it, don't answer!"

Liu Wei was excited: "You said there is, and there is more than one... and you also said..."

Shen Liang quickly covered his mouth and threatened in a low voice: "Shut up!"

"…who?"

"Who?"

There was a commotion at the scene...

"I..." Shen Liang looked at Wang Han, hoping he could help him out. Wang Han was very considerate and said, "Brother Liang must be joking... So, who is it?"

"No one...I can't say the name!" At this time, Liu Wei broke free and deliberately gasped: "I almost died!"

"Exaggerated...give me my innocence!"

Liu Wei quickly said: "He didn't mention any names, he just said that the female stars... were very proactive."

"… You scared me," Shen Liang pretended, wiping the non-existent sweat from his forehead, and patted his heart: "Everyone has seen Teacher Chen's photography exhibition and already knew about this kind of thing!"

Wang Han asked, "You mean there are a lot of female stars giving you hints?"

"almost…"

Shen Mengchen was very confused: "How did you receive the hint?"

"Sister, who am I? Grandmaster, you can say that I have no acting skills or singing skills, but if you say that I can't understand the hidden meaning, then... I really think you are insulting me!"

"You agreed?"

"How is that possible? I'm so busy every day that I feel like throwing up... I wish I could break myself into eight pieces, so how can I have time to do anything else..."

"So...what are you going to do?"

"Just pretend you don't understand..."

Yang Di rolled his eyes: "Then why haven't I encountered this before?"

Before Shen Liang could answer, Liu Wei answered: "I know!"

Several other guests said in unison: "We know that too! Come on, 1, 2, 3... because you are ugly!"

"... "

Yang Di rolled his eyes and sat down directly...

……

Well, it’s Shen Liang who carries the whole game again!

Who makes him the most popular and best at creating topics?

Shen Liang took the initiative to mention the dark side of the entertainment industry, and then several guests followed up by telling about some of the things they had encountered or heard...

It fits everyone’s imagination of the entertainment industry!
Vanity Fair, there must be all kinds of things...

As the saying goes, if you live by the mountain, you can eat the mountain; if you live by the sea, you can eat the sea. What is there in the entertainment industry? Isn't it just a body?
Let me put it this way: if you sleep with a female celebrity, it's equivalent to cuckolding half of the people in the entertainment industry.

I guess the click rate of this issue won’t be that bad.

Finally, Wang Han came out to clean up the mess: "Brother Liang, what do you think we should do with Mars?"

"I think... first of all, agents at all levels should have a correct attitude... we have to record it even if it's difficult. After all, we have been paid. If we have been paid, we should make jokes. Otherwise, how can you have the face to appear as a senior agent in "Mars"? It's only natural to do things for money!"

“…What if there is really no more plot?”

Shen Liang said bluntly: "Then go... You don't do anything, but you still want to get paid for nothing? Why?"

After a pause, Shen Liang added: "Some are newcomers who want to show off and are willing to show off, but don't have the opportunity!"

"Then how many of them will you introduce next time?"

"Sure!" Shen Liang nodded: "You can also add a few small games, such as guessing the song title..."

(End of this chapter)