I didn't want to be an actor
Chapter 269: Not a bad start
Chapter 269: Not a bad start (34)
Li Yitong...
She was his first girlfriend.
The transformation of a man is completed in her.
How to say it, first love is always special. Even after a long time, your heart will be touched when you encounter it, and you will still feel a little excited.
But, she said Shen Liang was her only...
This is a lie.
She was snatched away from another man by Shen Liang through competition...
There is no need to expose it.
"First of all, I haven't been in many formal relationships... I'm not a playboy..."
Shen Liang stood up and defended himself: "If love comes, I can't just push it away, right?"
"Also, I'm not Aquaman, I never keep fish... You can't say I'm a scumbag just because I have a few exes..."
Wang Han interjected: "What is Aquaman?"
"It is a person who has many ambiguous objects and is a playboy. This person is like living in the sea. All marine life has a great connection with him. It has the emotional color of irony, ridicule and even hatred..."
"Weren't you the Aquaman character before?"
Shen Liang waved his hand: "That's for the live broadcast!"
By the way, I asked Li Yitong: "Prove to me that I didn't cheat when we were dating."
Li Yitong nodded: "I can prove this, he is very serious about his relationship..."
Yang Diyouyou added: "Maybe he changed after breaking up with you!"
Shen Liang turned around and threatened: "Brother Di, my fans are not easy to mess with."
“…Ah!” Yang Di screamed and quickly stood up: “Sorry! Sorry!”
"It's okay... Let's introduce other guests..."
Jin Xin interrupted: "Are you from the dance academy?"
"Yes, I learned folk dance..."
"You are five years older than him. How did you know each other?"
"Let me tell you something," Shen Liang stood up, "… It should be 14, when I was a freshman in college. After the military training, I went to the dance academy with a few classmates to see beautiful girls…"
“Why go to dance academy?”
"…Because the girls in the dance academy have good figures…and a certain temperament…"
"Go on..."
"Then I met Li Yitong and some classmates returning to school, so I went up to talk to them..."
"what did you say?"
Shen Liang shook his head: "I don't remember, I wasn't very mature at that time..."
"Do you remember?"
Li Yitong nodded: "He was carrying a SLR camera and said, 'Hello, beautiful lady, I am a special photographer for XX magazine, can I take a few photos for you'..."
"what?"
Shen Liang felt his face getting hot...
Qian Feng was surprised: "...Are you really a special photographer?"
“…Isn’t this the opening statement…”
"This is a fake gun!"
"What do you mean by cheating... I fell in love at first sight, so I have to find a way to establish contact! Besides, my photography skills are pretty good... I did take a few campus photos for her and sent them to a few magazines. One of them was even chosen for the cover!" "That's great," Jin Xin smiled and looked at Shen Liang and Li Yitong: "Why did you break up?"
"Not compatible with each other..."
"We were together for more than a month before I realized that I was five years older than him... and he was still in school, while I had already graduated, so it was a little different..."
"So when you two are together, who spends more money?"
"He..." Li Yitong said: "He has always been very rich... He also rented the house I rented in BJ for me..."
"When I was in high school, I started doing some part-time jobs and side jobs, contributing to a lot of self-media, taking photos and so on... The income was quite high!"
……
The first ten minutes are basically about Shen Liang and Li Yitong...
This is also the reason why the program team invited Li Yitong to come...
Then we enter the formal process - proposal!
"Has Brother Liang prepared a proposal?"
Shen Liang stood up immediately: "I found out... everyone has a time when they have never seen the world!"
"Never seen the world?"
“…The first time my worldview was impacted was when I read a book called The Dulles Ten Points… It was the ten ideological methods that the United States used against China… Suddenly, I felt that our lives were so good that most people had forgotten that the enemy was watching closely. Not everyone loves peace.”
“…This is my understanding of the world…” Wang Han waved his hand: “Anything else?”
This is obviously not suitable for discussion.
Shen Liang pondered for a moment, then said, "The first time I ate steak, I ordered it medium rare... I thought that Hollywood movies all cook it medium rare, maybe medium rare tastes good... but... it's hard to swallow!"
"So how do you like your steak done now?"
“Well done, preferably a little charred…”
"Are you not ashamed?"
"What are you embarrassing? You ordered a steak, not a big deal! Besides, more than 80% of the chefs in domestic Western restaurants cannot control the doneness. It doesn't matter whether you want it medium rare or medium rare... Well-done steak is very difficult to cook. Imagine a large piece of beef. You can't use a pressure cooker. It has to be well-done and tender without getting stuck in your teeth... I heard that the Queen of England likes her steak well-done..."
Yang Di laughed and added: "I saw a joke that goes, 'Us upper-class people only eat steaks cooked to 0.05 doneness. When we get to a restaurant, we ask the boss to bring the cow over, then we shine a flashlight on it with our cellphones and chase the cow around the restaurant biting its butt!'"
The scene burst into laughter...
Jin Xin interjected, "How about Sprite mixed with red wine?"
Yang Di immediately responded: "I like to drink it this way!"
Liu Wei: "What kind of red wine do you want to see? Red wine worth more than ten yuan mixed with Sprite is quite delicious. The sweetness of Sprite can cover up the dry taste of inferior red wine... Of course, I can't bear to mix red wine worth thousands or tens of thousands of yuan a bottle with Sprite!"
Wang Han said: "Famous investor Xu Xiaoping once said a joke: 'An American said to a Chinese in a very contemptuous tone, 'I heard that you Chinese like to mix red wine with Sprite?' The Chinese replied: I heard that you Americans like to add sugar and milk to tea?'"
"That's right! The way foreigners add milk and sugar to their tea is so low-brow!"
Shen Liang: "I don't drink red wine very often... I can't stand the sour taste... I thought it was the Chinese who couldn't stand the taste, but then I went to Spain and learned that red wine + lemon + orange + apple + sparkling water is called sangría, and red wine + cola is called calimocho%... Red wine mixed with Sprite, red wine mixed with Fanta, red wine mixed with lemon, including red wine stewed with beef, will not produce arsenic. Drink it with confidence, it will be fine!"
Direct applause from the audience...
"That's right, drinking is just for fun. Everyone can drink however they want, as long as they are happy."
Shen Liang suddenly laughed: "A friend of mine said that once when she was having dinner with Sister Jin Xin, Jin Xin got drunk and took off the necklace from her neck and insisted on giving it to her..."
Jin Xin also laughed: "That's because I admire her... I think she's great! Who is that person you're talking about?"
"Yue Opera actress Chen Lijun... I learned a lot of body movements and singing styles from her..."
"You're talking about her... I remember that she really sang well!"
"Do you still listen to Yue Opera?"
"I listen to Huangmei Opera, Yue Opera, Ping Opera, and Henan Opera. Once when I went to Yanliang, I was eating watermelon by the roadside. The sun was blazing, and suddenly, a Qinqiang roared out from the field. It was so exciting! The heaviness of the vicissitudes of life, the feeling from the heart that I wanted to roar along... Then I fell in love with Qinqiang..." After thinking for a while, Shen Liang added: "Actually, I don't listen to Peking Opera very much!"
(End of this chapter)
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