Restarting the myth.
Chapter 464 Jealousy: Wayne is here
Chapter 464 Jealousy: Wayne is here
The demons were stunned. The combination of lust and arrogance... was not impossible.
Beauty is only worthy of the strong. Lust is the most beautiful woman in hell, and arrogance is the most powerful man in hell. They are a pair that should be struck by lightning.
It's a match made in heaven.
The demons were not surprised that Lust made many friends and had many guests, but that Pride married her and she would surely have hundreds of brothers in the future.
The devil doesn't care about this, only angels care about it, and the devil cares more about punching power.
There is no doubt about the power of Lust's punch. In the whole hell, except for Pride, no one dares to say that he will definitely win against Lust.
Once the two are combined, hell will usher in a new pattern in which the couple will be at the top and the five demon kings will be reduced to supporting roles.
This can't be tolerated!
No, they don’t agree to this marriage!
The Demon Council was in a state of chaos, Gluttony and Wrath were vomiting, Greed and Sloth were yelling, and Envy was looking at Pride's empty chair with envy.
He had never been lusty before, but when he heard that Lusty was going to become the arrogant wife, out of jealousy, he suddenly became lusty.
Lust should not be combined with arrogance, he is jealous of the better one and should be married to him.
When I was in the heat of the moment, I suddenly remembered that something was wrong.
If he married Lust, with Lust's fickle life and Pride's jealousy of him, there was a chance that Lust might be invited to a social ball at the First Abyss Paradise one day if he wasn't careful.
Get rid of your doubts, it will be seven days in one go, for sure.
But if the other way around, it was Pride who married Lust, then it would be Jealousy who invited Lust to the ball.
There's something going on!
boom!
Jealousy slammed the table and said, "I, Jealousy, approve of this marriage!"
As he spoke, he winked at the demon kings.
The demons were stunned at first, and then they suddenly realized what was going on. They expressed their support for this marriage and wished Lust to have a son soon. After the seven great demon kings, Hell happily got seven lesser demon kings.
Lust: (_)
What a bunch of bastards, what do you mean by making those eyes at her, are you treating her like a slut?
In the past year, she hasn't slept with anyone except Batman. Her private life is very reserved, okay!
Red lightning struck the island. Arrogance was the last to appear. He hung his black suit on a chair, sat down elegantly, and looked at...
Hey, why are you all laughing?
"Arrogant, I approve of this marriage." Envy said loudly, pointing to lust, with a flushed face.
Arrogant looked in the direction he was going, lustfully sitting on Wayne, thinking that made sense, and he also approved of this marriage.
It turns out that laughing at this thing is indeed worth being happy about.
The Son of Heaven marrying the Lust of Hell, what a devilish operation this was, and he was the first to agree out of arrogance.
What, he wasn't the first?
How ridiculous! How dare you guys snatch my arrogant first place from me?
Arrogant snorted coldly: "Jealous, it's not up to you to decide whether to agree or not. You have to make me nod and agree. Only when I say yes can you follow suit and say yes."
As expected of you, you are still so arrogant! x7
"Do you agree or not?"
"Shut up, you don't have to ask me!"
Arrogance glared at Envy fiercely, straightened the sleeves of his white shirt, and said elegantly yet dignifiedly: "I, Arrogance, approve of this marriage."
After saying that, he laughed and was delighted with lust and Wayne.
"Jiejiejiejie————"
Seeing Arrogant laughing so happily, Wayne couldn't help but join in.
"Hehehe————" x2
"Good good!"
Jealousy was grinning with joy. He was immediately excited at the thought of pinning down his arrogant wife and teaching her everything. "Great, we all support you and Lust. We wish you and Lust a happy and blissful marriage. So, when are you two going to get married?"
Hurry up, everyone is waiting to have sex with your wife!
"What does this have to do with me?!"
Arrogant's eyes widened, and he couldn't laugh anymore.
I repeat, he likes graduates, fresh graduates, those who study dance. It is best if they still believe in God, have studied in a seminary for a few years, and can recite a passage from the Bible fluently.
This is a plus.
As soon as the door was closed, the graduates held the cross in their hands and shouted, "Where can the devil escape?"
Then he was chased around the house by the devil.
This is right!
What is lust? It does not conform to his aesthetic at all. He can marry anything except lust.
"How come it has nothing to do with you? Look who's sitting under Lust's ass?"
Envy pointed at Wayne, "Look at that stinking bat, Lust has been flirting with you, you two have been hooking up for a while."
"That's right, the secret is really deep."
"Brothers are all lying, you two really have feelings for each other!"
"..."
The demons praised him unanimously, showing shy faces in response to lust, covering their pretty faces and rubbing against Wayne's arms.
"Jiejiejiejie————"
"..."
Listening to Wayne's laughter, Pride's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot. What a shameless Son of God. After playing with lust, he wanted Pride to take the blame.
Then look at the lustful face that finds an honest man, six devils waiting to play with his wife after marriage, and tremble with arrogance.
I really thought he was an honest devil!
"Arrogant, say something!"
"There's nothing to say. It has nothing to do with me."
Arrogant said unhappily: "Open your eyes and see clearly, the thing that married Lust is the bat demon under her ass, and they are a loving couple."
"Open your eyes, the bat demon is your clone."
"Is there a difference?"
"Arrogant, you are a mature devil, you need to be honest. Although lust played a little too much, that was before marriage. After marriage, she will definitely be a lustful person. You need to believe in the power of love."
"Arrogant, trust me, I'll make a good wife."
"That's right, Pride, you have to believe in love. As long as there is love, lust can be pure, and the seven deadly sins can become seven virtues."
"Yeah yeah!"
The demons were making a fuss, trying to persuade others with kind words, and the whole conference hall was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.
Arrogance was no longer in the atmosphere, he slammed the table, glared at the demons and said, "All of you, restrain yourself. You can still be decent if you stop now. I'm helping you to be decent, but you won't be so decent."
Although both of them were banging the table, banging the table out of arrogance was much more effective than banging the table out of jealousy. Seeing his unhappy expression, the demons fell silent and said no more.
He stopped lusting after what he had and returned to his indifferent expression.
She spread rumors about Pride out of revenge for Pride's seizure of the Seven Deadly Sins' chapter on lust, and she knew that Pride wouldn't be able to explain himself clearly, so today was destined to be a joke.
As expected, Arrogant did not point out the true identity of the Bat Demon.
"Arrogant, is that bat demon your clone?" Envy kept asking.
Others are afraid of arrogance, but he is not. At most he will get a beating. He is the leader of clowns, so why would he be afraid of this?
It's so funny. He's afraid of the Clown Lord in front and he's still afraid of the Clown Lord behind. Then he's not in vain in being the Clown Lord!
"Shut up. Whether he is my clone or not is none of your business."
Arrogance looked at Jealousy coldly, his brows were ferocious, and his true appearance was faintly revealed.
The big devil has a beard and thick, messy black hair that falls on his shoulders. Every strand of hair seems to have life and dances wildly with the flames of anger.
On both sides, there are two horns twisted upwards, covered with mottled cracks, exuding an evil aura.
His eyes were deep and dark, like two black holes that swallowed everything. There were no whites in the eyes, only endless darkness and indifference.
His nose was high and sharp, and when he smiled he revealed a row of fangs that flashed coldly. His gray face was covered with scars, shaped like lightning, crisscrossing and cutting his features, like war and killing, like conquest and terror, giving people a suffocating feeling of oppression.
Arrogance: ╰╯
Looking at this face, Jealousy was overwhelmed on the spot. After sitting down in grief and anger, he felt vaguely that the other devils were laughing at him. His face turned alternately blue and white, and he became angrier the more he thought about it.
Why should you be scared? He is a positive character. He will get through this if he holds on a little longer!
"Humph!"
Arrogant snorted coldly, secretly thinking he was a waste, skipping the topic of the Bat Demon clone and getting straight to the point: "Envy, why are you convening the Demon King Council? I warned you last time that this is the highest level council of Hell, not your circus."
"This time is different!"
In order to suppress Arrogance, Envy raised her voice: "Last time it was a mistake. I was accidentally fooled by Wayne. I have found him. He is right here."
Right here? x3
Pride, Lust and Wayne were all shocked, not understanding where the news had leaked.
Arrogance suspects lust, lust suspects arrogance, Wayne suspects arrogance or lust.
Thinking of being exposed in the Demon King's Council, he quickly put his hands forward and tried to calm himself down.
As expected of him, he grasped the essence of the devil in the shortest time possible and perfectly integrated into the style of painting as soon as he went to hell.
"where?"
The other demon kings were happily waiting to watch the performance of the Clown Lord. Even though it was just old stuff repeated and there was nothing new, it was still a joke at the level of a big demon king, so it was enough to just watch it and not be too picky.
Snapped!
Jealousy took out a glass bead from his bosom and slapped it on the table, with two puffs of hot air coming out of his nostrils: "It's right here. It took me a lot of effort to catch him. I called you all over to see it clearly. I didn't lie. You have to believe me this time."
"..." x7
Arrogant doesn't believe it, Wayne is under Lust's ass; Lust doesn't believe it, Wayne is under her ass; Wayne doesn't believe it, he is sitting under Lust's ass.
The glass beads are fake. Jealousy keeps telling the truth but no one believes him. His defense is broken. He is making up lies. x3
The remaining four demon kings also did not believe it. From the beginning they did not believe that Hexunuo had lost his purity. Devils understand devils best. Compared with jealousy among the seven deadly sins, they prefer to believe in purity among the seven virtues.
The Archangel will not lie to us! x4
"Jealousy, the thing locked in the ball must be fake, right?" Laziness lazily revealed the truth and spoke out the thoughts of the demons.
"There is no evidence. How can you say it's fake? Have you seen Wayne?"
Jealousy sneered at the lazy guy who interrupted without any basis and disrupted the order of the venue without any manners. He was jealous and had nothing to say to such people.
With a snap, Jealousy crushed the glass beads in front of everyone. A ball of white foam squirmed and turned into a very anthropomorphic creature.
In terms of non-human appearance, it has a little bit of a connection with the void, but...
Wayne felt like he had seen this thing somewhere.
After pondering for three or five seconds, he rolled his eyes.
I recognized him. It was the unlucky Soskna. For some reason, this part of his mind that had descended into hell was beaten into a paste by jealousy and then kneaded into its current shape.
"He is Wayne!" Jealousy raised his head and said proudly.
“No way, I recognize his thoughts. He is the demigod of the Abyss Python clan. His name is Soskna, and he almost became my client before.” Greedy sneered.
"I recognize him too. I was the one who gave him his territory in Hell." Gluttony nodded in affirmation.
It is difficult to deceive the devil, and it is even more difficult to deceive the big devil. If nothing unexpected happens, the character of the clown master who is always telling lies will be more stable.
And because of this lie, all the truths before will become lies!
"Yes, he is Soskna, but you only know one side of the story."
Jealousy looked at the demons with a serious face: "Wayne is Soskna. He sneaked into Hell a long time ago. He set up all kinds of ambushes and staged tricks just to make us let our guard down. He deceived all of us."
"..." x7
The demons said nothing and let Jealousy continue to make up stories. If there were no unexpected twists and turns, Jealousy would have no chance of making them laugh today.
Jealousy pretended not to see it and shouted at Soskna: "Wayne, let me ask you, did you take away the purity of Archangel Heshuno? Are you a weapon made by Heaven? Did you sneak into Hell to cover up Heaven's just plan to invade Hell?"
Suskner's mind had long been confused. After hearing the lines he had practiced many times, he nodded blankly: "Yes, you are right."
"What did I say? I didn't lie. It was Pride who was leading the trend. He is an undercover agent of Heaven!"
Jealousy was very excited and spoke quickly: "Wayne, I will ask you again, answer honestly, is the Lord of Pride an undercover sent by Heaven to Hell? Did he tip off Heaven and sabotage the last war?"
"Yes, you are right."
"Hahaha----"
Jealousy roared to the sky, waved his arms and laughed out loud.
In the laughter, there is the relief of clearing up a wrong, the indignation at the delay of justice, and also a bit of carefreeness and indifference, as if forgiving the delayed justice.
"..." x7
This guy is so pitiful! x7
The demons looked at each other, unsure whether they should expose jealousy or not.
"Assholes, say something! Wayne has admitted it, don't you believe it?" Jealousy widened his eyes. In pursuit of fairness and justice, he stood against fairness and justice. He lied, what else do you want him to do!
"Jealousy, it's not a question of belief or not, it's a question of insincerity."
Lazy lay on the table and shrugged: "Your acting was okay today, but your lies lacked sincerity. Unlike the previous times, when you lied to us, you lied to yourself first."
"Not professional enough!" commented Greed.
"Yes, this joke is not funny."
"Jealous. I'm sad that your ability to tell jokes has regressed."
The demons all shook their heads. The Clown Lord had spoiled their appetites before, and now his skills had declined. Not only could they not laugh, they also saw the helplessness and sadness of the Clown Lord's exhausted talent.
This is not a joke, it's a tragedy.
"You bastards!"
He is so jealous that he gnashes his teeth. He doesn't believe the truth, and he doesn't believe lies either. So his lies are in vain.
"Soskna, let me ask you, is it jealousy that made you pretend to be Wayne and lie?" He said with an arrogant sneer.
"Yes, you are right." The unlucky guy murmured, and kept saying this no matter what he asked.
envy:(_)
"Let me do it. Let me do it."
Laziness was no longer sleepy, and asked excitedly: "Answer me, is jealousy a clown?"
"Yes, you are right."
envy:()
“Hahaha——” x5
"Hehehe————" x2
When Wayne first arrived, he found that the Demon Council was completely different from what he had imagined. If he had been told that the atmosphere was so cheerful and the Demon King spoke so sweetly, he would have gone to hell long ago.
It hurts to think about it. I don’t know how much fun I missed before.
As he was laughing, Wayne realized something was wrong. He followed the vicious gaze and saw Pride looking at him with an unhappy expression.
Arrogance: What level are you? Why are you laughing the same way as me?
Wayne: I laugh like this all the time.
Arrogantly glared at Wayne who was still arrogant, and secretly thought it was bad luck. If he allowed such a guy to be his clone, the great devil's bad reputation would be ruined sooner or later.
On the other side, the demons questioned Soskna one by one, asking the Clown Lord several questions, and all of them got the same answers.
He laughed out loud and was extremely happy.
"No, my stomach is about to burst from laughing."
Lazy wiped away the tears from his eyes and said cheerfully, "I never thought that a lazy guy like me could develop abdominal muscles."
"I didn't expect that today's jokes are interactive. Only when we join in, the joke will be complete and really make people laugh." Greedy clapped his hands on the table in agreement.
"I'm jealous, I won't come to meetings without you in the future."
"It makes sense!"
"..."
Amid the laughter, jealousy took his seat.
He was probably ill, suffering from a disease that made him lost, so sick that he couldn't find justice and fairness.
But even so, even if he was dead and nailed in the coffin, he would shout out in the grave with his rotten vocal cords - he had not lied before, and hell owed him an apology.
The wanton mocking laughter surrounded his ears, and he looked at them with jealousy and coldness. He was helpless against the demon kings and vented his frustration on Soskna.
He waved his hand violently, blasting Soskna's chaotic thoughts into pieces, which were completely blown away by the wind.
"Is it over so soon?"
"Yes, I want to ask more."
"Jealousy is so petty..."
The demons complained and the meeting ended, and it was another happy day.
They didn't get up and leave, waiting for Arrogance to end, first beat Envy and then say a few words.
A Demon Council without jealousy and beatings is an incomplete Demon Council!
Arrogance did not beat Envy, at least not now. He knew very well that what had just happened was just a warm-up before the meeting, and the real Demon King Council was just beginning.
He glanced at the demons, then fixed his eyes on Lust, exchanging glances.
Arrogance: How is it, are you satisfied?
Lust: No, he turned his face against me as soon as he put on his trousers.
Arrogance: So you failed?
Lust: No, he wishes he could die on me.
Arrogant nodded secretly. Although this was in line with his stereotype of the Son of God, it made Lust continue to move forward. As long as she could sleep with Wayne and make him willing to stay in hell, she would discuss any benefits she wanted.
The chapter on the seven deadly sins is no exception!
Arrogant and serious, but because the devil has no credibility and had betrayed Lust before, Lust did not take these words to heart.
She finally realized that Pride and Wayne were both freeloaders, one using words while the other used actions, and they teamed up to cheat her of her body.
She was unlucky before. If Wayne wants to touch her again in the future, he will have to pay.
She doesn't care who pays, it's okay for anyone to pay for the prostitution, but you can't get it for free anyway!
Thinking of this, he patted his hands in front of his chest and said, "Stop touching it, the bill hasn't been settled yet!"
"I asked you guys to come here today, not only to enjoy the latest hell joke, but also for a very important matter."
Arrogantly unbuttoned his sleeves and said calmly, "It's about the seven deadly sins, and also about the structure and future of hell."
The demons were startled, someone was about to be in trouble because of the arrogant tone.
For a moment, everyone suppressed their fear and pretended to be calm and unconcerned, for fear that they would be the first to stand out and become targets if they spoke up.
After knowing the truth, the lust also becomes tense. Knowing is one thing, putting it on the menu is one thing. Many people will end up putting themselves on the menu after knowing the truth. The two things are not contradictory.
"There are seven deadly sins in hell. The Seven Deadly Sins Divine Comedy created hell and also created us seven demon kings. Because of our sins, hell exists."
Arrogant's expression became uglier and uglier, and he said coldly: "I thought that the seven of us would always live in peace, but unfortunately, some people are not satisfied with the status quo and want to bully everyone."
The person you are talking about is not you, right? x7
“This person is not me!”
The arrogant tone was still cold: "I have never interfered with your territory, but the traitors in the middle are different. Not only do they want to become demon gods, they also want to change and pollute the entire hell and make all the devils become slaves."
"them?"
The demons looked at the devils around them in horror, feeling that everyone was a suspect.
Gluttony and rage made his heart skip a beat, but he suppressed his fear and remained silent, his acting was first-rate without revealing any sign of injury.
"Gluttony and rage. You have obtained a new law in the human world, called mechanical armament, right?" Pride did not act as a riddle teller and announced the answer directly.
The two demons were shocked and stood up at the same time.
Gluttony said hastily, "Arrogant, you know me. I may eat everything, but I am always cautious about the rules. I am not a traitor."
Fury also started to argue: "Arrogant, you know me, I am straightforward and say what I think, unlike Jealousy who tells lies all the time. If I say I am not a traitor, then I am definitely not a traitor."
While the two were quibbling, Horror and Arrogance got the information from somewhere and accurately stated the law information called Mechanical Armament.
Is it possible...
There is more than one competitor, and arrogance is also gained?
Several unrelated demon kings secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time pulled out their chairs to move away from Gluttony and Rage, admiring the two demons' cunning and majestic postures.
I hope there will be a fight, and one of them will die! x4
No, it's better to have Arrogance fight two at once, and then all three will be gone. x5
"Idiots, you brought such dangerous information into hell, thinking that you got the key to advance to the devil god. Little did you know that this evolutionary information already had an owner, and the other party is using you to pollute the entire hell!" A black light flashed in his arrogant eyes, and he shouted harshly.
"This is impossible!" x2
Gluttony and Rage denied at the same time, the former said: "Arrogant, there is no need to frame you, if you want to be a demon god, just say so."
Gluttony nodded and said, "Yes, you have always been the head of the seven deadly sins. With your arrogance, you cannot stand seeing others walk ahead of you. This is the truth."
"Why, you don't deny that you have obtained the evolution information of mechanical weapons?" Prideful asked calmly.
"There's nothing to deny. We devils are never ashamed of being strong!" Gluttony said arrogantly.
Furious and sneering, the machine has a cold side and a fiery side. He and Gluttony obtained the evolution information of mechanical weapons, and their strength has greatly improved. They no longer take Pride seriously.
If the arrogant don't overturn the table today, sooner or later one of them will.
Just go ahead and challenge me, there's nothing to be afraid of. Hell has always spoken with fists, so if you're capable, fight me in a one-on-one fight!
Gluttony looked at Wrath, and Wrath looked at Gluttony at the same time. They immediately ceased fighting and formed an alliance, with their guns pointed at Pride.
"Since you admit that you have obtained information about the mechanical evolution, everything becomes simple..."
Arrogantly raised his hand and clenched it, and a transparent crystal appeared in his palm, which contained some of the mechanical weapon information he had obtained from Wayne before.
When they saw the crystal, Gluttony and Rage's pupils shrank instantly, and their burning fighting spirit wilted.
Pride not only obtained intelligence, but also evolutionary information. With simultaneous strengthening, they may, 80%, or perhaps not be Pride's opponents.
This is all due to misunderstanding. If you had told me earlier that you had the goods, I would have sat down and had a good talk with you.
Now I'm sorry, you'd better forgive us.
Gluttony and rage subsided, and his mind was full of thoughts. He pretended to be timid while trying to guess how much information Pride had.
If there are more than them, or the same as them, nothing will be said. They take the lead in supporting Pride as the leader of the Seven Deadly Sins;
If you have less than them, or only a little bit, then I'm sorry, strength is respected in hell, and arrogance is powerless, so you are not worthy of sitting in the top seat.
"You two idiots, you really think you got such a big benefit!"
Arrogance looked at the two demons with a frosty face, labeled gluttony and rage as death sentences, waved his hand and pushed them out, and the transparent crystals floated towards the Lord of Jealousy.
The Lord of Greed next to him.
Jealousy: (dish)
We're passing by, why don't you stop? Are you jealous of my talent for telling jokes?
Greed raised his hand to catch the crystal and read the information inside. He was immediately ecstatic and wanted to take the information about the mechanical weapon for himself so that he could embark on this promising evolutionary path.
Become a great demon god, take over the entire hell, fight your way out of hell, go straight to heaven, and then trample all the gods under your feet...
"Greed, have you finished reading it?" Pride said in a faint voice.
Greed shuddered, and the moment he came to his senses, the greed on his face was replaced by fear.
The Seven Deadly Sins were no match for the mechanical weapons, and his proud devilish body and mind were affected by the crystals, causing some of them to mutate.
"What the hell is this!"
Greed screams out, cutting off the polluted thoughts and clearing them out of the body.
The arrogant eyes glowed with black light, not allowing a piece of hell's land to be polluted. They stared at the impurities thrown out by greed, ignited them and burned them to ashes.
Greedy was still frightened and his expression was extremely complicated. He longed for a more powerful evolutionary path, but was afraid that someone had already walked ahead on this path.
For example, gluttony, rage, and... arrogance.
"Arrogant, the mechanical weapon has a master, are you sure?" Greedy said.
"Only idiots believe in free!" he said arrogantly and coldly.
"Damn it, what did you see? Tell me now!"
Envy scolded the Riddler and snatched the crystal from Greedy's hand: "Let me see what it looks like..."
"Don't eat the sour radish, what the hell is this!"
"Take it away, take it away quickly!"
Envy hurriedly threw away the crystal and removed the polluted part like Greed. While Pride was burning the pollutants, the crystal fell squarely into the arms of Laziness.
Laziness was stunned for a moment, suspecting that these demon kings were acting and conspiring to deal with Gluttony and Wrath.
After a try, he decisively stood on the side of arrogance.
When it came to lust, she refused outright, having suffered before, and she was unwilling to suffer any consequences.
The atmosphere in the Demon King Council changed drastically. The five Demon Kings stared at Gluttony and Wrath. The latter two had dark faces, and they couldn't understand why it turned out like this.
"Arrogant, where did you get this information? Why do you know everything? Are you the master of the law?"
"I am not the master of the law. As for where I got the information from...it would be better for the two puppets to focus on their own interests first."
Arrogant and ruthless, he said, "You can surpass me and become the leader of the seven demon kings. I don't care about that. But you brought such dangerous information back to hell, and you are so ignorant and arrogant. You..."
"Damn it!"
(End of this chapter)
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