Restarting the myth.

Chapter 346: Laziness: It sounds fake, I’m too lazy to verify it.

Landau Manor, study.

Recently, Xifei has eliminated the dragon blood curse and has no worries. He has devoted all his efforts to reaching the realm of a legendary wizard, so he has reduced his working hours and has been honing his bloodline at home.

St. George's heirloom ensured that the Landau family had no shortage of dragon blood. Xifei had sufficient resources and did not abandon his daughter-in-law. He took Veronica with him to practice hard.

When Wayne arrived, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were taking a bath in the newly built underground base.

Dragon blood bath.

Hearing Wayne's voice, the two men changed into combat uniforms and put on a simple autumn coat on the outside.

Veronica hadn't seen Little Trash Can for a few days and she missed him strangely. Because she was a tsundere and didn't like to speak, she was a step slower as usual.

Wayne :)`)
"Teacher, don't do this. You are too strong now. I am still a child and my bones are too fragile to bear it." Wayne waved to Veronica for help and felt like he couldn't breathe.

The effect was average. Veronica looked at the mother and son coldly, intending to give her son a hard punch when he was alone.

See how far you can fly, and compare it with the parabola to calculate how much more strength you have required.

"Wayne, when did you come back? How was your investigation this time? Did you suffer any injustice outside? Look at you, you have lost weight." Xifei touched her eldest son's face, looking worried like a loving mother who was away from home.

"Teacher, Veronica is going to eat people."

While Xifei was looking back, Wayne broke free and fled, saying, "Everything went well on the mission. I arrived last night and came to see you as soon as possible."

"How filial." Xifei nodded with satisfaction.

"Is there a possibility that he is here to see someone else and you are just passing by." Veronica said sarcastically. She wanted to say that Wayne came to see his fiancée so that the light bulb would consciously step away, but she was embarrassed to say it.

"Wayne, I don't like this girl. You should find another girlfriend."

"Teacher, please be patient, she is actually a very good person."

"Can I bear this injustice?"

"Just get used to it."

"..."

Veronica: ()
She thought of the passionate words in the diary, "Thirty years on the east side of the river, thirty years on the west side of the river, don't despise a poor young girl," which seemed very appropriate.

"Teacher, I have something very important to tell you. Did Auston go to the Ministry of Magic today? Is he still catching up on sleep after working the night shift last night?" Wayne began to dig a hole.

"No, he's taking a break today, shoveling horse manure in the stable."

"He still has this hobby?"

"No, he smiled strangely yesterday, and it gave me a disgusting feeling, as if the Dark Knight appeared in front of me and planned some conspiracy, so I punished him by making him shovel horse manure." Xifei explained the reason.

"Teacher, is this how he smiles?"

Wayne raised his hand and rubbed his face. Thinking of the scene of Auston flying away, he showed the joy of his trick succeeding, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise.

“It’s exactly the same.”

Xifei nodded repeatedly, then slapped Wayne on the head and taught him a lesson: "Don't learn bad things, especially don't learn from him, understand?"

"It's normal for a son to be like his father. How can it be called learning?" Veronica continued to speak in a sarcastic tone.

"Shut up, you're an outsider." Xifei said without even turning her head.

Then I go?
Veronica stomped her feet in anger and walked out of the base step by step.

Wayne walked up to the person and grabbed him, saying things like he would add your name to the property title later and that you own half of this family in the future, which only added fuel to the fire. Seeing this, Xifei covered her mouth and laughed secretly.

Veronica twisted her neck to the right and looked away proudly. Wayne leaned forward and whispered, "Veronica, I missed you."

Veronica's ears turned slightly red. Afraid that Xifei might hear it, she stepped on Wayne and told him to stop talking nonsense.

Then he asked secretly: "Really? How much do you miss it?"

"I miss you so much."

That's pretty much it!
After coaxing Veronica, Wayne then said to Heaphy, "Teacher, go to you, no, go to Auston's study, I have some photos that I want to confront Auston about."

"What picture?"

"Oh, what a misfortune for our family!"

Wayne sighed and said he was too ashamed to face anyone, so he raised his hand to cover Veronica's face.

He kept it a secret and had to take out the photo in front of Auston. Xifei didn't tolerate the Riddler and showed her fist to Veronica: "Hand it over. You don't want her to suffer in our family in the future, do you?"

"..." x2
Veronica: Old woman, are you done yet? You're addicted, aren't you?

Wayne: Teacher, please be moderate when using memes. Don’t fool yourself.

Facing Xifei's threat, Wayne could only take a step back. Reluctantly, he took out the photo and placed it in front of Xifei while sighing: "Teacher, this is evidence in court. Please control yourself and don't tear it up."

"Mysterious..."

Xifei frowned as she took the photos and looked at them one by one. Her face was as gloomy as if she was cursed by the Dark Knight, especially the last photo, which made her anger reach its peak.

"Asshole, I'm going to kill you today!"

With a bang, a strong wind blew past Wayne and Veronica's ears. When they looked back, Sphy had disappeared.

"What's going on? Did you do something bad again?" Veronica asked with her hands on her hips.

"I don't, I'm not. I'm just a photo mover who does good things anonymously." Wayne waved his hands repeatedly.

"It would be weird to believe you."

Veronica roughly guessed the content of the photo. The plot was very familiar. She had experienced it once before. The difference was that the male protagonist changed from a small trash can to a large trash can.

Auntie is anxious!

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Veronica was enjoying herself when she felt her waist tighten and was pulled into Wayne's arms.

Her face flushed, and she pressed her hands on Wayne's chest to push him away. When her lips were bitten, she closed her eyes and her eyelashes trembled slightly, obviously very nervous.

They are an old couple, but they are definitely familiar with the routine. Her behavior is closely related to her tsundere personality. Every time they haven't seen each other for three to five days, the progress bar that has exceeded 100 will return to 80 or 90.

Very fresh.

There was a loud noise in the distance, deafening like thunder. Veronica pushed Wayne away like a thief and spat on the ground twice to show her disgust.

Wayne didn't and swallowed with a gulp.

Veronica's face suddenly turned red, and she clenched her fists and asked the small trash can to follow the big trash can's steps and spiral up into the sky.

Judging from the noise just now, the big trash can flew very far this time. It was released by the evil dragon's punch, jumped over the grove, and directly hit the barrier of Lando Manor.

Hope everyone is okay!
"What photo did you show your mother, who is that woman, and why is she so angry?"

"Queen."

“Where did you get the photo?”

“It was filmed on the spot.”

"It would be weird to believe you."

Veronica didn't believe it, and was once again held in Wayne's arms. Listening to the sweet words, she said unhappily: "You are skilled again, didn't you tell the senior sister about it a few days ago?"

No matter whether it is second-hand or not, just tell me whether it is sweet or not!
Wayne shook his head in denial and increased the output of sugar-coated bullets, and soon won Veronica's heart.

It is not clear whether the time is right, but the possibility of them forming a team is speculated.

Maybe you can use provocation, such as saying that Willy and Chris kissed.

Uh, that shouldn't be possible. Doing so will only cause Minotaur Willy to be beaten up by Pure Love Dragon Blood.

After a moment, Veronica pushed Wayne away, straightened her blonde hair by her ears, made sure her clothes were not messy, then stood aside with her arms folded and a cold face.

Xifei returned humming a tune. Seeing that she looked refreshed, one could imagine how pleasant the decompression process was.

Auston.ZIP
Xifei didn't avoid outsiders. She hooked her finger at Wayne, and when he came closer, she grabbed him and said, "Where did you get the fake photo, you little bastard?"

"Teacher, this is all true. Did Auston lie to you again?"

"Before he could say anything, he flew away."

"Ah this..."

"Let me ask you, where did you get the fake photos?"

"I asked someone I know to put on makeup for the photo shoot."

Wayne raised his eyebrows. He had reason to suspect that without the dragon blood curse, the dragon blood's intelligence would rise sharply.

Wayne was overthinking. This had nothing to do with the dragon blood curse. Sifie knew who Austin was. He would not and could not have an affair with the Queen behind her back.

If it were Megan, she might have believed it.

"Teacher, you know it's fake, why are you so angry?"

“Because I’m really angry!”

That makes sense, just pretend I didn’t ask.

Wayne rolled his eyes. He could see that there was something wrong with the couple. One liked domestic violence, and the other liked being abused.

It is confirmed that the reason why Auston could become the Dark Knight and attract the attention of the Dark Goddess is related to his masochistic physique.

Isn’t this a kind of talent!
"What's going on? Why do you frame your father as soon as you get home? How has he offended you?"

"Teacher, I feel wronged!" Wayne whimpered twice, and tears instantly blurred his eyes.

"Poor child, come here, let mommy hug you. Tell me if you have any grievances, and I will deal with that bastard."

It would be fine if he was just hugging her, but now there are rumors everywhere, it couldn't be more outrageous.

Wayne rejected Xifei's open arms, hugged Veronica beside him, and cried, "I just arrived in Lundan last night, and before I even sat down, I was attacked by the Pope of the Dark Church. He insisted that I slept with his daughter, the Saint of the Dark Church."

"!"x2
So, did you sleep? x2
Veronica thought he was asleep, so she looked calm. She raised her hand and placed it on Wayne's lower back, then she unleashed her dragon claw and twisted it a few times.

“Hiss, hiss, hiss——”

Wayne didn't feel any pain at all, but he was still sweating profusely: "Veronica, I've already said I'm wronged, why are you so excited?"

"hehe."

"Look, this is a typical symptom of being deceived, just like the Pope last night. You have also been deceived by Auston. Wake up! This is the effect Auston wants." Wayne said loudly.

"Wayne, why is the Pope of the Dark Church in London?" Siffy came to the rescue.

"Is there any need to think about it? It must be a rumor that spread everywhere and was passed to the Dark Church headquarters by a dark knight."

Wayne insisted, and then said: "The Pope attacked by surprise. I fought him for three to five hundred rounds without a clear winner. He was surprised at my upright skills. I don't seem like someone who can only deceive women..."

"Skip this part and go straight to the final result."

"The result is that Austin revealed my whereabouts and led the Pope to ambush me. These are the Pope's original words." Wayne shouted at the top of his lungs, feeling very aggrieved.

"You said the Pope would believe it?"

"Of course not. The Saint of the Dark Church was also there. Everyone confronted each other face to face. When the Pope saw that the Saint was pure, he immediately realized that he had been deceived by Austin, so he told the truth."

Wayne sighed repeatedly: "Teacher, Auston transferred me away from Lundan, saying that he wanted to train me, but in fact, he took advantage of my absence and teamed up with outsiders to discipline me. He knew that this would not do anything to me, and his purpose was just to disgust me, so I came back to disgust me." "After all, you are father and son, what's the point of going on like this?"

So interesting!

Wayne was not convinced. This game was so addictive that he couldn't stop.

"Okay, I get it. No matter who is right or wrong, it is definitely wrong for that bastard to collude with outsiders." Xifei had a tense face and clenched her fists tightly.

Under Wayne's silent gaze, she was tense for a while, without showing much anger, until she took out a photo from her pocket, when her anger reached its peak.

"Asshole, I'm going to kill you today!"

boom!
A strong wind blew, and the smoke and dust went far away.

(_)x2
"Veronica, we won't end up like this, right?"

"Probably not. That's too sad. I don't want to become this weird old woman."

Veronica shook her head repeatedly. It was embarrassing to say that her ideal goal was Senna. She wanted to become such an elegant, noble, and unrestrained big sister.

……

"Master, the master wants to see you."

Megan came to the underground base and found Wayne who had been waiting for a long time. The two walked towards the big house. Halfway through, Megan seemed to want to say something but stopped, and her pace gradually slowed down.

"What's wrong, Aunt Mei? If you have anything to say, just tell me. I'll take care of it."

The young master speaks so nicely!
Meghan stopped and said expressionlessly: “Master, I have seen those photos just now. Although they are very similar, there are many loopholes. As long as the master explains a little, the misunderstanding will be cleared up.”

I know, otherwise I wouldn't have taken it out.

Wayne came to join the family and never thought of breaking her up, except that Auston was the head of the family, which he was not, and everything else was very satisfactory.

Let's be frank, he wanted to appoint Auston as the former master, and from now on the family would only have Master Wayne, Lady Veronica, and housekeeper Fla.

"Aunt Mei is right. I don't know where I went wrong. I hope you can give me some advice. I promise I won't make the same mistake again next time." Wayne asked humbly.

“There’s someone missing from the photo.”

Megan lowered her voice and said, "Wherever the master goes, I will follow him. He never avoids me, so next time, include me in the photo, so that it will be foolproof."

Mom, do you want to make progress so much?
Wayne looked strange, and Megan blushed slightly when she was looked at, and hurriedly explained: "Master, don't get me wrong, I didn't mean that."

"I understand. Next time there will be no queen, only my father and stepmother."

"Master, you still misunderstood."

"I have made up my mind. No need to persuade me anymore."

"If you insist on doing this, I won't persuade you."

Megan sighed slightly. As a housekeeper, she couldn't interfere with what the young master wanted to do, and she couldn't even tell anyone. She just hoped that the young master wouldn't go too far: "Young master, please be careful, otherwise the lady will be very sad."

"Don't worry, the teacher will only feel sorry for you. The unlucky one is Auston."

Study, butler, barrier.

Sofa, father and son, bandages.

Wayne sat on the sofa opposite, looking at the bloody bandage on Auston's head, with a puzzled look on his face: "What happened? You were injured so badly after just a few days of not seeing you. Who did it? How dare you attack our Prince of Windsor in broad daylight? Is there any law?"

Auston was too lazy to argue with Wayne and asked unhappily, "Did you see Ivan last night?"

"Who is that?"

"Be more serious!"

Austin said with a dark face: "I tolerated your misbehavior outside before, but not this time. The purity of the saint cannot be lost. Once the goddess of darkness finds out, it will not only be her who will be in trouble, but also you and this family."

Dark Knight, you are late, twelve hours late. The Saint has lost her purity in the early hours of the morning.

The line was too villainous, so Wayne didn't say it out loud, but nodded to show that he understood.

"Did you really listen to me? The Saint and the Goddess are directly linked. This is no small matter!"

You may not believe it, but the Dark Goddess is the most anxious one. If the Dark Goddess hadn't pressed her too hard, the Saint would not have lost her purity last night.

Wayne nodded repeatedly and didn't refute anything Auston said.

Austin was helpless when he saw this, and took a step back and said, "If it doesn't work, you can wait until the Saint abdicates, and don't mess around during her term, I beg you."

"Are you afraid of the Dark Goddess?"

"My strength comes from her, don't you think?"

Austin looked wary. If he was alone, he would not be afraid of any god. The attack of the Dark Lord left him with lingering fears and he had nightmares several times because of it.

Every time I wake up, I feel helpless. I can't afford to provoke him, nor can I hide from him. I hope Wayne won't cause more trouble.

Wayne touched his chest. The god who was entangled with him the most now was undoubtedly the Dark Goddess. Auston was the Dark Knight, Megan was the Dark Dragon, his lover was the Dark Saint, and his new father-in-law was the Dark Pope.

The Dark Goddess controls many people around him, and these are all her bargaining chips...

Thirty years was too long, so he thought he could swim to the west of the Taim River in three years.

Three months is best!
"I led Ivan to find you because I wanted to remind you. I have no other intentions."

"Yes, you still want to see my fun."

"No, you are overthinking."

"Obviously."

Wayne rolled his eyes. Auston paid a heavy price for having fun. The matter ended here. He would not pursue it and looked forward to the next fight.

Wayne waved his hand and took out a file bag from his personal space and placed it on the table: "This is the investigation report of the Republic of Ireland. Take a look. Behind those cults are the jealous devils of hell..."

Wayne had reported the general course of events to Auston over the phone before. The report was written by Mona, which deleted a lot of the plot related to her and put all the credit for defeating the devil on Wayne.

Auston had no doubt that although the Lord of Jealousy was famous, only part of his thoughts came to the world. It was not surprising that Wayne could exile him in a single fight.

It would be strange if we couldn't beat him.

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A gloomy and dark hell, a jealous territory shrouded by a black sea of ​​death.

Under the endless night sky, the air seemed frozen, heavy and oppressive. The black sea was calm, and every inch of it was filled with the breath of death, as if it was stained with thick ink, cold, desperate, and suffocating.

The waves gently hit the shore, the sound was low and hoarse, like the sigh of the dead, or like a call from another world.

There is no sign of life in this Dead Sea, no seabirds, no fish, and even a trace of green plants is hard to find.

There was only endless darkness and dead silence.

Occasionally, a low groan would be heard, like a vicious curse, floating in the air, dragging the curious into the endless abyss below the Dead Sea.

boom!
"You bastards, what do you mean I'm bragging? I saw it with my own eyes, how can it be fake!"

In the shadow land of the abyss, a complex of gorgeous black buildings stretched into the distance. In one of the halls, a black-haired young man angrily slammed the table.

Lord of jealousy!

He was kind enough to share the latest joke about heaven, but because it wasn't hellish enough, he was severely mocked by several other demons.

Arrogance: You are so arrogant to tell such an unrealistic lie.

Angry: I treated you as a brother, and you lied to me?

Laziness: It sounds fake, and I’m too lazy to verify it.

Greed: Any other jokes? Some more.

Binge eating: Know when to stop. You are going a bit extreme.

Lust: There is no way Hexiunuo can lose his purity. I haven’t even started yet. How can a human magician have the qualifications?
The Lord of Jealousy was extremely depressed. He thought that this joke would spread throughout hell and Hexunuo would become a complete laughing stock. However, all the demon kings thought that he was making it up.

In the words of the demons, although we are devils, we only need to deceive humans. There is no need to deliberately pursue pleasure and deceive ourselves.

As they spoke, they launched a series of mockeries at the Lord of Jealousy's meager and easily satisfied vanity, which made him so angry that he directly quit the chat group.

The Lord of Jealousy did not confront the demon kings directly, fearing that his weakness would be seen through, leading to the loss of his territory and further weakening when he was in dire need of strength, thus forming a vicious cycle.

If you endure for a while, everything will be calm. If you take a step back, you will get angrier and angrier, especially with his arrogant face. How can he bear this injustice?
After hesitating for a moment, the Lord of Jealousy waved his hand and captured a figure from the territory.

This black shadow is invisible and shapeless, like mist or water, with no fixed form. There is only a hellish mask floating inside.

The mask had ears, nose, mouth and eyes, and its flaming red lips opened as it spoke enthusiastically, "Great Master of Jealousy, is there anything I can do for you?"

"How's the progress of those guys in the dark night? Have they opened the gate to hell?"

"Master Jealous, they seem to have encountered some difficulties. I have asked around and it is said that the Death Knight is not cooperating and is always making trouble for them behind their backs."

"The Death Knight's head is in hell, how can he still resist?"

"That's the way it is."

"A bunch of losers who can't even deal with a Death Knight, how can they have the ambition to bring down a demon king?"

The Lord of Jealousy sneered. According to the information sent by the undercover agent, a group of demons including Night and Blood gathered together and formed an alliance to replace one of the Seven Demon Kings.

He sent undercover agents to investigate and obtained accurate intelligence that the target of the Devil's Alliance was the Lord of Lust, the master of countless succubi and the creator of the Seventh Abyss Paradise Lost.

The Lord of Jealousy chose not to watch the Devil's Alliance, nor did he think that this information was accurate. They were all devils. It was okay to deceive humans, but it was not so easy to deceive their own people.

"How's Lust doing? Are there any moves against the Devil's Alliance?"

"No, the Lord of Lust recently found a new lover and dotes on him very much. He has not appeared for a long time." The black shadow replied respectfully.

"What kind of pet is so powerful?"

The Lord of Jealousy was surprised that the efficiency of succubus's juice extraction was not just talk. The Lord of Lust was the source of all succubus, and he must be no ordinary person to be able to last so long under her.

"Not sure, but it is said to be somewhat similar to the Lord of Pride."

"???"

Can they get together?
Does arrogance look upon lust?

The Lord of Jealousy was subconsciously dissatisfied. If Pride was satisfied, then he would be satisfied too. He then said, "I'll give you a task. Pick a few loyal familiars and bring them to see me."

"My great master, do you have any new plans?"

"Same old trick, send them to the human world..."

The Lord of Jealousy has been eyeing the gate of hell opened by the Devil's Alliance, and is preparing to use the Death Knight's head to play with him. His purpose is simple and clear, to prove that he is not lying, that Hexunuo has indeed lost his purity, and is addicted to it.

It would be best if we could lure Hexiunuo and her partner to hell and broadcast it live in front of all the devils.

I feel a little excited just thinking about it!
That's it. He was willing to sacrifice another part of his thinking. There was no reason for him to fail this time.

There is no reason to keep losing, it’s time to rebound and win!

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(End of this chapter)