Agriculture Maniac

Chapter 558 Lantern Festival, Heavy Snow

In less than ten minutes, the news of Xiao Yu Dong giving away money online swept across the entire internet.

Some believed, and some did not.

Those who believe in it can quickly purchase the three series products nearby and receive subsidies and cashback.

Those who didn't believe it initially insisted it was a scam, but as more and more people posted about it, especially seeing their friends carrying large bags home, they hurriedly joined the buying frenzy.

at last.

After twenty minutes of build-up, the "short talk" that has become incredibly popular in the last two years saw a surge in traffic, with dozens of screenshots of cashback offers for purchasing the three-series products popping up almost every second.

"Haha, I got it! Sanyuan soybean oil, 199 yuan a barrel. I couldn't bear to eat it before, but I placed an order today without hesitation. After the cashback, it's not only like it's free, but I also got an extra 199 yuan. Mr. Yu is so generous!"

"Sanyuan Chemical - Marine Fragrance Men's Shower Gel, the legendary shampoo and conditioner that can marinate a smelly man, I decisively bought a whole case, Xiao Yu Dong is awesome!"

"Please note that there is a threshold for cashback. The cashback amount for a single ID card is limited to 1000 red coins. Be careful if you plan to buy big-ticket items."

"What nonsense! The latest SY handheld console, the Youth Edition, is priced at 1999 RMB. That's practically a 50% discount!"

"Comrades, Chairman Yu's sweet words are too tempting, but I still want a wife."

The AI ​​robot that retrieved the keywords immediately replied using Yu Yang's account: "Arranged!"

"What? Really arranged?"

Two minutes later.

The Shiliying Subdistrict Office announced: "With the Lantern Festival approaching, the full moon brings good fortune, and the blooming flowers bring joy. Starting immediately, our unit will hold a virtual lantern festival and bridge walking event for our users/customers based on the Sanyuan Communication Network and Sanxi terminals, lasting for five days."

"Within five days, all three-system networked devices that meet the marriage requirements will receive a 'Romance' notification. If you are willing to follow the arrangements of the 'Off-site Marriage System' and actively participate in it, there is about an 80% chance of meeting your ideal partner."

"Friendly reminder: those who are married, engaged, in a relationship, or under the age of 18 will be automatically excluded from the marriage matching system."

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"Could it be that the legendary AI matchmaker has been activated?"

"Wow, my wife, whom I've waited 30 years for, is finally about to appear... Hey, give me a whole case of that marinated shower gel too!"

"Comrades, excuse me, just now, AI-Matchmaker sent me a free plane ticket to Africa. What do you think, should I go or not?"

"Of course I'll go! When I get there, I might even give you two wives!"

"Oh no, oh no! The AI ​​matchmaker searched all the users registered outside the factory for me, and the highest match rate with me is only 18%. Am I destined to be alone forever?"

"18%? Dude, are you kidding me? You can find a picture of an inflatable doll online and use the scanning function. The matching rate in the background is much better than this."

"Really? I'll try."

"How many?"

"92%."

"6!"

"what does it mean?"

"This means you are not suitable for having children. It could be a genetic disease or a genetic problem. We recommend you seek medical attention as soon as possible."

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The increasing number of shopping screenshots and the diverse responses have propelled Sanxi Shuoshuo (similar to Weibo and WeChat Moments) to the top of trending news.

Related reports, such as which three-series products are the most suitable to buy, how to retain cashback after returning and refunding goods, and how this is the real way for the rich to help the poor, have dominated the top ten of the rankings.

Even the official public education campaign launched by the Ministry of the Navy to hoist the maritime signal flags for the third Dongyue-class guided-missile cruiser was overshadowed.

However, such overwhelming publicity and promotion is clearly detrimental to the marketing strategies of overseas capital in the East.

In response to the public outcry sparked by the three-system cashback program, overseas capital has purchased numerous trending topics on the global internet, including the three major Eastern internet portals, in an effort to counter the heated debate surrounding the program's cashback offer.

Article 1: How good is the food at the Indian military headquarters?

The report described India's grain production, demand, and exports. Simply put, India doesn't have enough to eat itself, yet it still has to sell its grain. As a result, the Indian military purchases cheap feed for pigs and cattle from San Yuan Agriculture as military rations. What's even more alarming is that Indian soldiers seem to enjoy the food.

The report immediately broke India's resolve, prompting them to spend money through the Ice Bear News Agency to purchase information about the mastermind behind the fabricated news—MI6—and then launch a relentless attack on England.

In the eyes of most people, India was once an overseas colony of England, and even after independence, it remains a member of the Commonwealth. Therefore, India's relationship with England should be very good.

In reality, India is backed by Israel and influenced by the support of Britain, Germany, and Pakistan. India's relationship with England is neither good nor bad; they are simply trading partners.

In recent years, India's relationship with England has become even closer than that with its largest trading partner, Dongfang Shiliying Street.

In other words, if India had to choose between England and Shili Camp as an enemy, it would definitely choose England.

Because India chose England as its enemy, it is not necessarily going to be attacked.

But if we choose Shiliying as the enemy, let alone whether the combined fleet will appear in San Ge Yang tomorrow, it's more likely that the fat black man on the Tibetan border will appear in New Delhi tonight.

Therefore, India, after assessing the situation and learning that the European mixed fleet was about to enter the South Seas, immediately took advantage of MI6's slander against itself and launched a fierce attack on England in the media.

Furthermore, not only did the public news media voice their opinions, but the Indian government also specifically named England.

This is unbelievable to England and astonishes busybodies around the world, who can't understand what's wrong with India.

The second trending topic was a military chess simulation exercise conducted by a North American think tank targeting three different systems.

The report describes the current international situation and the military strength of various countries. It then integrates the military strategies, military technology, military expenditures, branch development, space power, economic foundations, etc. of North America and the three systems, and simulates a total war with the Pacific Ocean as the battlefield.

North American think tanks claim that North America used four aircraft carriers to wipe out all the warships of the three factions within twenty minutes of the start of the war, then directed NATO to take over the Far East of the three factions within three months, and then used Peaceworld to push the front line to the Northwest within ten months.

It sounds arrogant, but the result of this military exercise was the complete collapse of North America and the fragmentation of the homeland.

Because the Three Kingdoms relied on the western industries, they restored all production capacity in the twelfth month, and then, with the help of Mengjia Port, built a Dongyue every 20 days, making the Three Kingdoms' naval power surpass that of North America in one year.

Meanwhile, North America was attacked by the combined forces of the Western Star Alliance and the three peaceful worlds. Due to the lack of an absolute defense system similar to the barrage anti-missile system, its industrial facilities were completely destroyed, and its developed cities, such as New York, Los Angeles and Houston, were reduced to ruins, making it difficult to restore production capacity in a short period of time.

At the same time, Sanyuan Agriculture, which controls more than 70% of the world's food, cut off NATO's food supply the following year.

Ultimately, the three-way crimson torrent swept across the globe…

The report caused a huge uproar internationally.

Some argue that the three systems couldn't possibly be that weak, given that North America has lost both the first and second island chains.

Some believe that it will be impossible for the three systems to restore production capacity a year after the start of the war, because the western environment is harsh and the industrial base is far inferior to that of the eastern mountains.

Some believe this is a ploy by the North American Pentagon to exploit the "tripartite threat" narrative and pressure Congress for funding. Others desperately crave a global surge of communist influence from the tripartite system…

In order to refute the North American think tank, Sanyuan Think Tank, Sanyuan High-Tech, and Xintai Database also conducted a military chess simulation.

The three-system military flag simulation is completely different from that in North America.

Its underlying structure originates from a simulated world of cultivation, and its architecture is similar to The Sims. The algorithms used include randomization, gradient descent, heap sort, linear regression, dynamic programming, and so on.

Simply put, it's somewhat similar to 'N parallel worlds developing simultaneously, eventually converging and arriving at a single result'.

Or, to put it another way, the timeframe after the two sides start fighting is measured in minutes.

In the first minute, if the Nanyang Combined Fleet heads west, this will create a simulated war world;
If the combined fleet heads east, this will create a second simulated war world;

If the combined fleet heads north, this will create a third simulated war world;

If the Combined Fleet remains in the South Seas, it will constitute a fourth simulated war world…

Subsequently, following the instructions given at the second minute, numerous simulated war worlds continued to branch out into even more simulated war worlds…

Like the 'vast world' of life simulation, using the Hanging Gardens-Supercomputer as an example, the three-system electronics can support hundreds of thousands of simulated worlds with different directions.

Then, North America and the three factions in these worlds will take different paths and have different endings due to different orders and different battle results.

Some ended prematurely due to the destruction of North America, some due to the destruction of the three systems, some due to the destruction of their home planet, and some due to the escalating war, which triggered AI crises and biological crises...

These hundreds of thousands of simulated worlds, after being sorted and selected by AI, will result in the convergence of world lines and ultimately the most likely outcome.

Of course, the Sanyuan Think Tank did not disclose the outcome.

But such powerful computing capabilities and such an unprecedented simulation system still shocked the world and made North America's backward military chess simulation a laughing stock.

Therefore, whether "simulated cultivation" or "the simulated life" is a game or a data testing ground built on the home planet has become a key point of discussion among scientists and high-level officials from various countries.

The third trending news item also appeared in the top 20 of the Sanyuan Communications Network's hot search list.

The report described the snow disaster situation in the Northern Hemisphere.

A once-in-a-century blizzard struck northern North America, leaving more than 200 towns without power, heating, and water. The White House announced it would send thousands of teams for rescue efforts. However, recent protests following the plane crash in North America, in which more than 3,000 firefighters contracted lung diseases but were denied medical reimbursement and whose deaths over the past five years have gone unnoticed, have further dampened the enthusiasm for disaster relief.

The Arctic also experienced once-in-a-century blizzards, resulting in thousands of casualties in the Far East, Novosibirsk, and Europe.

at the same time.

The snowfall in Beijing, Hebei, and the three northeastern provinces was comparable to that in North America and the Arctic. High-speed rail, ports, and the Meihekou Development Zone were all forced to shut down, but fortunately there were no casualties.

Meanwhile, on the Sanyuan Communications Network, the Sanyuan reporters focused on why there were so many casualties in North America and among the polar bears.

First, the communication base stations in North America and the Arctic Bears were damaged, and the 3G signal had weak anti-interference capabilities, resulting in a complete communication outage and preventing the trapped people from calling for help in time.

In contrast, the Sanyuan Communication Network has incredibly robust ground base stations, and the Xita Starlink is on standby 24/7. Whether rich or poor, dialing the factory's emergency number will immediately dispatch rescue teams from nearby Sanyuan Pharmacy and Sanyuan Industrial. Even in remote mountainous areas, the Shili Shopping Mall in the nearby city will send a rescue helicopter.

Second, capital prioritizes making money, while the collective prioritizes life.

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Shungeng Mountain Villa.

Yu Yang was scrolling through the news in the afternoon when he fell asleep without realizing it. When he woke up, it was already 2 a.m.

He ate some pastries, took a hot shower, and then went out to wake up Old Brooks and Old Smith who lived next door.

The two men, both in their eighties and already suffering from sleep disorders, were woken up at this hour, their faces grim and their eyes vacant.

very good!

Yu Yang smiled slightly, "I've thought about it seriously all night, it's time to have a good talk."

Old Bu was very dissatisfied, "We can totally talk about this tomorrow."

Old Smith nodded in strong approval.

"Time waits for no one. Don't you know what's happening on the internet?"

"It's nothing more than you giving money to the East, causing global exchange rate instability, but since the red banknotes are not over-issued, the exchange rate won't have too much of a problem."

"No, what I want to talk about is that spreading rumors and slandering Sanyuan Agriculture always comes at a price. The enthusiastic netizens in the East have taken the initiative to help Sanyuan Agriculture follow the clues and unravel the mystery. After going through many hardships, they found the mastermind behind it all - the Five Eyes Alliance."

Old Bu rubbed his face. "Yu, our intelligence systems aren't completely hidden. I know where some of your people are, and you know where some of mine are. We've tacitly refrained from taking action for our own interests. Last year, when you cleaned up the CIA system in Southeast Asia, we didn't retaliate, which was already giving you a lot of face. Now that you're cleaning up the Five Eyes alliance, we certainly won't sit idly by."

"I'm not interested in cleaning up the Five Eyes alliance; I'm interested in England's MI6 and the special intelligence they possess."

"for example?"

"Global resources have not been fully explored. In some remote small countries, not only are rare metals hidden, but there are also some rare elements that have never been discovered before."

"You mean, MI6 has information on these small countries?"

"It's not just about controlling them; they might already be secretly mining them... If we cooperate, I'll be in the open, and you'll be in the shadows. I'll target the English fleet, and you'll target MI6. After we succeed, we'll search for these rare minerals together, develop these mines together, and ultimately split the profits 50/50."

Old Buzz smiled insincerely, "Although England and North America are not of one mind, England is North America's most important ally in the NATO system. You're oversimplifying things by trying to sow discord between us with these rare minerals."

"Then I'll take you both down with me?"

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"No joke. Judging by the timeline, the combined fleet will be arriving in the Gulf of Mexico soon. Did you really think I sent them there just for a vacation?!"

"what do you want?"

"North America issued a statement saying that Britain, France, Germany, Italy, Austria, and others have launched an information war against the three systems."

"impossible!"

Old Bu finally understood Yu Sanyuan's plan.

This is to make North America acknowledge that the EU was the first to attack the Tri-system.

In this way, the three systems can then launch an indiscriminate counterattack.

Yu Yang leaned close to Old Bu's ear with a sinister look, "Your house is the closest to the Gulf of Mexico."

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"How about I demonstrate to you what it means to 'plunder the court and sweep the cave' using a Mexican owl?"

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(End of this chapter)