American comics: Something is wrong with this superhero world

Chapter 113: Gangster's Exciting Punch

The group followed Daredevil into the restroom, but did not see Pennywise as Daredevil mentioned. Xiao Xian picked up Daredevil's wallet that was thrown on the ground. The money in it was gone, and instead there was a stick figure drawing of Pennywise holding a balloon. Xiao Xian personally felt that the drawing was not very good.

"Hand, yes, my hand." Seeing that Pennywise was not there, Daredevil quickly picked up his chopped-off hand from the floor of the cubicle. Looking at the extremely completely broken hand, Daredevil wanted to cry and said helplessly, "My hand~ Can it be reattached?"

"The hand is in this state and it will be useless even if it is reattached. It's no better than an ordinary person's hand." Barbara Morse walked into the bathroom and complained. One of her female agents was taken advantage of by Daredevil today. She disliked Daredevil very much.

"What happened? Shouldn't you be responsible for contacting the superheroes outside?" Xiao Xian asked Barbara.

"The Thing is missing. He found traces of Pennywise in the sewer and chased after him, but he never came back. The locator for the Thing outside also failed," said Barbara.

".Waste." Xiao Xian was stunned for a moment after hearing that, and then complained. He acted fearless during the meeting, but ended up getting killed. Fortunately, he didn't count on these people.

"Does Mr. Fantastic know about this?" Xiao Xian handed the sketch left by Pennywise to a female agent from the Identification Department, and then asked, "After all, he is a superhero of his company, and Mr. Fantastic has so many technological means, and the Thing is his teammate. Maybe he can find it."

"Mr. Fantastic knows, but he said he can't talk to us alone. I can only tell you some information."

Barbara glanced at Daredevil next to her and said that she originally wanted to whisper to Xiao Xian, but Daredevil had well-developed senses, and the so-called whisper was no different from shouting to Daredevil.

"Okay, let's come to the command room." Xiao Xian glanced at Barbara and said.

Walking into the command room, Xiao Xian sat on a chair and looked at Barbara.
"What information can only be told to me?"

"Mr. Fantastic means that SHIELD does not need to make any effort to save the Thing. He will not ask SHIELD for compensation because of this. He even said that it would be best if the Thing died. He can increase SHIELD's funding by another 10 million next year."

Barbara sat on the chair opposite Xiao Xian and looked at him with a nympho smile.

"Oh, why? Aren't Mr. Fantastic and Stone Man friends for many years? They seem to be classmates, right?" Xiao Xian glanced at Barbara who was sitting opposite him and asked with a raised eyebrow.

The person opposite is definitely not Barbara, it is most likely Pennywise in disguise, Xiao Xian thought to himself that the real Barbara would never sit opposite him when they were alone in a room, she would only sit in his arms, and her collar would not be so high.

Even if she was sitting opposite him, Barbara couldn't be so gentlemanly, her foot would have been extended long ago.

"It seems that Mr. Fantastic discovered that the Thing had a crush on the Invisible Woman." 'Barbara' explained, "I heard that the Thing stole the Invisible Woman's underwear to solve his physiological problems, and also secretly filmed the Invisible Woman using the restroom at the Fantastic Four's company."

"That's too abstract. Wait, could Daredevil go to the women's restroom just to take some secret photos?" Xiao Xian clicked on the screen in front of Barbara, selected the command room, and pressed OK.

"It's possible. What are you doing?" Barbara looked at Xiao Xian with a puzzled look. Why did Xiao Xian suddenly sound the alarm and put the command room on the highest alert?

"I suspect Pennywise is here. Be careful and don't get too far away from me, or I won't be able to protect you."

Xiao Xian looked at the walls of the command room lighting up with runes one after another and said to Barbara, "Pennywise?! How did you find him? Where is he?"

"Barbara" exclaimed, and was about to move closer to Xiao Xian, but what she had to take was a heart-piercing blow from Xiao Xian.

Xiao Xian was slightly floating in the air. At this time, Xiao Xian's hands could easily pierce through steel. He passed through Barbara's chest like tofu. He searched around, but did not find a heart in Barbara's chest.

"How did you find me?" Barbara, whose chest was stabbed, changed her tone instantly. She no longer pretended, but looked at Xiao Xian and asked coldly.

"Consulting services have to be paid for." Xiao Xian rolled his eyes. He was not the stupid character in the movie. How could telling Pennywise about this kind of thing make it disguise better next time?

"How about your hand as a reward?" Pennywise grinned, and the granulation tissue on the wound on his chest turned into countless fangs, which firmly clamped Xiao Xian's hand, and the coldness continued to spread along Xiao Xian's hand.

"I'll give it to you if you like it." Xiao Xian turned his left hand into a knife and directly chopped off the hand that was trapped by Pennywise. Then almost in an instant, Xiao Xian's right hand grew out again.

Pennywise was stunned when he saw this. He looked at Xiao Xian's newly grown right hand, then looked down at the arm that was biting his chest. Normally, do humans have such a fast self-healing ability?
And even if there was, how could this guy cut his own arm without even frowning?

"Hehehe~ You're very funny~" In order to maintain his image, the clown laughed, then pulled out Xiao Xian's right hand that was left on his chest, and ate it bite by bite, saying as he ate.
"Your meat is the most delicious I have ever tasted."

".Should I cooperate with you and scream and pretend to be scared to show respect?" After a pause, Xiao Xian looked at the clown who was trying hard to perform. It seemed that it had eaten Xiao Xian's brand surveillance camera.

I wonder what would happen if I chose Pennywise's flesh and blood as the regeneration core?
Xiao Xian was very envious of Pennywise's abilities, but considering that Pennywise was the evil god of the universe and an old comrade who had lived for tens or even hundreds of billions of years, Xiao Xian felt that the possibility of himself taking over its body was really slim, so he decided to give up.

It doesn't take much. Pennywise's memories of tens of millions of years can enter Xiao Xian's mind. It is a big question whether Xiao Xian can still maintain himself with his mere two-digit memories.

".Aren't you afraid of me?" Pennywise looked at Xiao Xian blankly. Before, Xiao Xian had a slight fear of him, but now this fear was almost gone.

"You should switch your appearance to clown mode before you say that. If you come out with a beautiful face to scare people, maybe it will make the pervert more excited when you meet him." Xiao Xian shook his head and teased. There are so many perverts in this world now. There are people like Sadako in her movies, and maybe there is someone like Pennywise as well.

Moreover, this is a dark version of the superhero world, and maybe one of the superheroes has an unusual taste.

Maybe the stone man would like this. When Xiao Xian thought of this, he was not afraid and even wanted to laugh.

This is one of the methods Xiao Xian thought of to deal with Pennywise, a method of brain circuit jumping. The inspiration came from the barrage of protection he saw when watching horror movies in his previous life.

No matter how scary the original plot is, once it is ridiculed by the weird comments of stupid netizens, it will not only not feel scary anymore, but may even feel a little funny.

(End of this chapter)