When the emperor comes to modern times, history collapses!
Chapter 256 The Emperor Dances, Demons Dance
It was a sunny day with a gentle breeze and the sky was as blue as a gem.
The entire Qin Dynasty was immersed in jubilation.
Because today is the first grand square dance competition, and the venue of this highly anticipated event is chosen within the territory of Daqin.
In order to ensure the smooth progress of this event, the First Emperor specially built a magnificent stage in the spacious and open playground.
The stage was beautifully decorated, with colorful lights complementing each other, making the entire venue look like a dreamland.
In addition, many audiences were invited to come and cheer.
These spectators included not only the local residents of Daqin, but also spectators from other dynasties, as well as specially sent cheerleaders. They were dressed in distinctive costumes, holding colorful flags and banners, and came specially to cheer for the teams they supported and boost morale.
There was also a group of well-trained beautiful women on the scene. They were smiling and elegant, and were responsible for guiding the contestants from each dynasty to the corresponding areas to sit down and rest.
The whole scene was orderly and well-organized, quite similar to the sports meeting held in school.
A hearty laugh was heard: "Hahahaha, warmly welcome all the guests to this place! Please draw the number plates in your hands in turn. Later we will arrange each team to perform on stage according to the order of the numbers."
Before he finished speaking, there was an excited discussion among the crowd.
At this time, looking around, among all the emperors, Zhu Ming and Zhu Biao were the most leisurely and contented.
They were seen wearing light and comfortable casual clothes, surrounded by several trusted ministers, moving leisurely among the crowd. They did not participate this time, but just came to watch the fun.
Even Zhu Biao, who had been busy all the time, couldn't help but put aside his official duties and come to appreciate the dancing of the emperors.
However, on the other side, Li Shimin, the Emperor of Tian Ce, was not so relaxed.
He tightly grasped the small round ball with the number "1" written on it, veins popping out on his forehead, and his face was full of black lines. He couldn't help but curse in a low voice: "Damn it, why did I forget to wash my hands when I went out this morning? I actually drew this unlucky number ! I could have just changed to another number, but being the first to perform on stage is just to embarrass myself!"
Empress Changsun of Tiance said comfortingly: "Your Majesty, it's actually good. If you finish it sooner, you can watch other people's performances with peace of mind."
Tian Ce Li Shimin is still young and has no interest in square dancing.
If it weren't for this competition, he even thought that even after another ten or twenty years, he might not get involved in square dancing.
However, since he had decided to participate, he still went back and trained intensively for a period of time.
It's strange to say, his martial arts skills are quite superb and his body coordination is also good on weekdays, but when he dances this square dance, his body always looks particularly stiff and his movements look awkward no matter how you look at them.
On the other side, Yang Guang looked proudly at the number plate with the number "18" in his hand, and the corners of his mouth rose involuntarily, revealing a satisfied smile.
He muttered to himself, "Haha, wonderful! I think even God knows that the program rehearsed by my Daye Dasui is the most outstanding, and it should be saved for the last as the finale."
Having said that, there were primary schools in every dynasty.
They followed the practices of later generations and held grand sports meets in the school every year, and occasionally arranged some wonderful cultural performances.
At this moment, the First Emperor stood majestically on the high platform, reading with passion the speech he had carefully written in advance.
After his speech, two hosts, one male and one female, came to the stage and took control of the whole event.
"Next, please enjoy the ancient song and dance of the Great Qin Dynasty, Qin dominates the world!"
Dozens of graceful women came onto the stage, while several men holding various musical instruments came in one after another.
Accompanied by the melodious and pleasant music, the women danced like beautiful butterflies, with graceful and moving postures, which was pleasing to the eye.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Emperor Qin Shi Huang specially invited professionals to showcase the culture and arts of the Pre-Qin Dynasty and the culture and arts of the Qin Dynasty to everyone.
In addition, the cultural arts of the six countries that had been destroyed before were also presented to the public one by one.
Completely different from the scenes inferred and deduced by later generations from ancient cultural relics and documents, what is presented on the stage at this moment are all the authentic and real brilliant cultural and artistic treasures of the Pre-Qin and Qin periods.
These wonderful performances opened the eyes of everyone present and amazed them.
In addition, the scene is equipped with a very professional camera team, who are concentrating on capturing every wonderful moment.
Record everything here.
The first dozen dynasty activities organized were of great significance.
Zhu Ming had already made up his mind that after the competition was over, he would make a copy of this precious video material, bring it to future generations and upload it to the Internet so that the majority of netizens could appreciate the true pre-Qin art and Qin art together.
After Daqin’s wonderful performance came to a perfect end, this highly anticipated competition finally ushered in the official opening moment.
All I heard was the host shouting loudly: "Next, please welcome the delegation from Tiance Tang to make a brilliant appearance!"
Hearing this, Tiance Li Shimin couldn't help but take a deep breath and cursed in his heart: "Who on earth came up with such a bad idea of letting the emperor lead the dance in front? When I find out who this person is, I will make him drunk to vent my anger!"
But things had come to this point, and even though he was extremely reluctant, Tian Ce Li Shimin had no choice but to bite the bullet and stand at the front of the team.
Behind him was a group of dancers in uniform. They were a powerful lineup of carefully recruited palace maids and eunuchs.
"You are my little Xiao Ping..."
The cheerful and dynamic music resounded throughout the square, instantly attracting everyone's attention.
Tian Ce Li Shimin stood in front helplessly, with a look of despair and helplessness on his face, as if he was being teased by fate.
Following the rhythm of the music, Li Shimin began to dance in a slightly stiff and funny manner.
His body movements were uncoordinated, his hands and feet seemed out of control, and he looked extremely clumsy and ridiculous.
"Pfft!" Someone couldn't help laughing.
Then, a burst of laughter broke out.
"Hahahaha!"
Laughter rose and fell, echoing throughout the playground.
"Aren't we learning the same genre?" someone asked doubtfully.
The two Li Yuans sat aside, covering their faces tightly with their hands, unable to look at the scene before them.
He secretly sighed in his heart: "What a rebellious son! What a shame! It's really too shameful!"
Li Yuan felt that his face was completely lost because of the stiff second brother on the stage.
Li Jiancheng laughed so hard that tears almost came out.
While wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes, he murmured to himself: "I have never seen a second brother like this."
At the same time, he secretly felt fortunate that it was Li Shimin who was sent to the Jin Dynasty at that time. Otherwise, if it were him, he would be the one struggling and making a fool of himself on the stage.
The other Li Shimin looked at himself on the stage quietly, with mixed feelings in his heart. It seemed that he had foreseen the embarrassing scene that might occur when he went on stage later. He wanted to laugh at himself at the moment, but he also felt extremely sad and helpless.
The members of the visiting group from Tiance Tang were stunned for a moment, and they all lowered their heads or covered their faces with their hands, wishing they could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
They simply couldn't face such a humiliating situation.
At this moment, what he wanted to do most was to kick his emperor down.
The visiting groups from other dynasties whistled and laughed without any scruples, completely disregarding the feelings of the Tiance Tang Dynasty.
Zhu Ming laughed so hard that he fell backwards and forwards, and his stomach ached so much that it was about to cramp.
Although the dancing moves of the palace maids and eunuchs behind Tian Ce Li Shimin were not uniform, they were well performed and reached the top level in later community competitions.
It was Tian Ce Li Shimin who stood in the front and acted as the lead dancer. The scene was so difficult to describe in words.
It was dancing and jumping around, just like a fat pig waiting to be slaughtered during the New Year, struggling desperately on the muddy ground.
When the people dancing behind saw this scene, they all said that they couldn't bear to watch it. They were probably cursing in their hearts, thinking what the hell was this dance? It was just a drag.
In desperation, he had to leave this unreliable lead dancer behind and continue dancing according to the rhythm he practiced every day.
It was only ten minutes, but for Li Shimin, the Tiance who was in the middle of it, it seemed like a long century had passed.
Finally, when the melodious music slowly stopped, the professional jury members began to score them seriously.
At this time, the host walked steadily to the center of the stage with a friendly yet elegant smile.
Holding the microphone, the voice was clear and pleasant: "Oh my, the performance just now was so wonderful! Please ask our Tiance Tang delegation to take a break first. Next, let us welcome the Jingtai Daming performance troupe with warm applause!"
As the host's enthusiastic introduction came to an end, Jingtai Zhu Qiyu took a deep breath, ready to die, as if he was about to go to the battlefield, and led his carefully crafted dance troupe onto the stage.
The program brought by Jingtai Daming this time was unique. The song they chose was a brand new piece composed entirely by Daming himself.
Its style is unique and ingenious, cleverly borrowing popular elements from later generations, making the whole song sound both novel and unique as well as full of vitality.
The lyrics of this song are of great origin. They were written by Ke Qian, the top scorer in the imperial examination in the second year of Jingtai. Every word and sentence is exquisite, and they blend perfectly with the moving melody.
Zhu Ming's eyes lit up when he heard this. It had been a long time since he heard such a beautiful song.
I plan to take the song and publish it on the Internet after it is completed, acting as a carrier of history.
It’s similar to Li Shimin in Tian Ce, and the rest of the team jumped in a similar way.
But Zhu Qiyu is a little better, at least his movements are not so stiff.
Ten minutes later.
After finishing the performance, Zhu Qiyu breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Tian Ce Li Shimin who had just performed, giving him a look of gratitude.
With the performance of Tian Ce Li Shimin just now, at least I don’t have to be at the bottom.
At this time, Tian Ce Li Shimin had long forgotten the embarrassment just now. After coming down from the stage, he immediately took out melon seeds and sat in the audience to watch the fun. His performance was over and he had already embarrassed himself. All he had to do was concentrate on watching other people's fun.
"Next, please welcome the Yongle Ming delegation."
Yongle Zhu Gaochi sighed heavily: "The sooner you die, the sooner you will be reborn. Go!"
The meatball-like Zhu Gaochi stood in front.
At this moment, I have completely let go.
He chose a war song from later times.
The music is ringing.
The dance group behind dances to the rhythm.
Before coming, Zhu Gaochi said, just focus on your own dance and don't worry about me.
Zhu Gaochi moved, and the fat on his body trembled, looking like a ball of flesh.
The audience was delighted.
Li Yuan touched his chin and said, "He is on par with the second brother, but the other party is fat, and the second brother simply doesn't take it seriously."
Another Li Yuan: "Even if fat is considered beautiful in the Tang Dynasty, this is too fat."
Yongle Zhu Di's forehead was bulging with veins: "It seems that I have to give my daughter-in-law an imperial decree. From today on, Chi'er can only eat one meal a day, and it has to be vegetarian. I thought it was quite festive before, but now I realize that it tastes like a meatball."
The music was still going on, but Zhu Gaochi could no longer dance. He was panting, sweating all over, and lay directly on the stage.
A visiting group from the Yongle Ming Dynasty.
The ministers wanted to laugh, but they didn't dare to, because he was their emperor after all.
The cheerleading team didn't have such thoughts. Zhu Gaochi had already made it clear in advance that he couldn't jump down, so they didn't need to worry about how embarrassing it would be and could just cheer loudly.
When the music ended, two hosts came up and took a lot of effort to pull Zhu Gaochi up.
Then, the First Emperor and his team stood on the stage.
In front, Brother Zheng held his head high and was very confident.
However, the officials of the Qin Dynasty had already covered their faces and lowered their heads.
The music started and Zheng Ge jumped up and down confidently.
After all, he is the First Emperor. In the minds of officials of later dynasties, the First Emperor has always been a very serious and domineering person. The fact that he suddenly started square dancing was a huge contrast that left many people stunned.
"It's over, it's over. The image of Zulong in my mind has collapsed!"
"Whenever I think of Daqin in the future, I will probably think of this scene."
"No wonder the Qin Dynasty won. Look at the First Emperor. His dancing skills are obviously average, but he managed to show the aura of a Dance Emperor. It's amazing!"
After all, I really like square dancing, and long-term persistence does pay off. In Zhu Ming's opinion, although it's not that good, the movements are already very skillful. He wears a conspicuous tights, and the movements are a bit too exaggerated.
If it is placed at the back, it may be just average.
Fortunately, the first few were too bad for the eyes, and with the first three as comparison, Zheng Ge’s level immediately improved.
After the shock, there was warm applause from the audience.
The more the First Emperor danced, the more confident he became. Zhu Ming seemed to be watching Latin dance, not square dance! (End of this chapter)
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