Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated.

"Damn it. Of all times, at this time."

As a growing, more pronounced ache rose in her lower abdomen, Senju Hisajin clamped her legs together, her pretty face beneath her mask turning bright red.

I really need to go to the toilet.

Senju Hisami shifted her raised buttocks restlessly, leaning forward slightly, her eyes filled with a mixture of inexplicable shyness and confusion.

That's really strange. Logically speaking, an elite ninja like her shouldn't be unable to tolerate something like this.
In the past, when she was on infiltration missions, she had an impressive record of not eating, drinking, or relieving herself for three days and three nights. Only after successfully beheading the enemy did she freely use her water escape technique for nearly five minutes.

However, less than half an hour had passed since he last went to the toilet, and he hadn't drunk anything suspicious during that time.
and many more!

Recalling the ice-cold lemonade she had received from Uchiha Gin, Senju Hisami's eyes instantly sharpened; it was the only thing she had drunk all day.
The culprit who drugged the drugs has been found!

"The inherently evil Uchiha old devil!"

Senju Hisa clenched her fists, wishing she could fly back right now and give the "culprit" a couple of stabs.

"Lord Feizhen?"

Seeing that Senju Hisana not only ignored him for a long time but was also muttering something under her breath, Danzo raised his voice.

"hiss"

Senju Hishima, nearly scared to death by that shout, turned around with a grim expression, the chill in her voice clearly emanating from her.

"Stay away and don't drag us down. The upcoming battle is not something you can participate in."

"That's right! That's right! What the boss said makes sense!"

Due to Onoki's temporary departure, Kakuzu, whose workload had once again shrunk by more than half, landed beside Danzo with Chihiro, patting him on the shoulder with a smile.

"You guys pack your things, I'll take you away now."

The mission he received from Hydrangea was to cover Hanzo's safe evacuation, and the same was the contract mission between Shu and Danzo. Therefore, Kakuzu had no choice but to continue fighting to the death with Onoki and the others. As long as he could safely leave this place with a few people, he could make a comfortable million-dollar evacuation.

"it is good!"

Upon hearing this, Danzo's face lit up with joy, and he turned to share this fantastic news with Shu and Hanzo.

"Leave? I'd rather die here."

Still grieving over the heavy debt of 19.8 billion yen, Xiu merely blinked at the excited Danzo before continuing his emo antics.
"Money can be earned back, but once you're gone, you have nothing left. Even if you don't think about yourself, you should think about your wife and children at home."

Seeing the faint look of death on Xiu's face, Kakuzu, worried that he wouldn't be able to pay the bill, quickly tried to comfort him, even resorting to an excuse that no man could tolerate.

"You wouldn't want other men to bully your son during the day and take advantage of your wife at night, would you?"

"."

The next second, Xiu, who was completely defeated just a moment ago, instantly revived and appeared in a corner of the battlefield in the blink of an eye, anxiously calling for the others to retreat.

"What are you all standing there for? Let's go!"

"Wait, help me put these prosthetics away."

With only his skeletal frame remaining, Hanzo used sensors on his torso to precisely locate the surrounding broken parts. Kakuzu frowned upon hearing this.
"At a time like this, who has the mind to care about such trash?"

"You don't know this, but each of my prosthetic limbs is worth tens of millions. Even if they are broken, the resale value is not low."

"I picked it up!"

"Teacher, it looks like they're going to run away."

Upon discovering that Danzo and his companions were actually helping Hanzo pick up the scattered body parts, Komurasaki, sensing their intention to retreat, quickly reported this to Onoki.

"Little Purple, take care of Good Man."

With a displeased expression, Onoki slowly stood up. After handing the disoriented man to Komurasaki, he looked at Senju Hisama, whose condition seemed somewhat off, with a gloomy gaze.

"He dared to injure my disciple, I will make him pay the price."

"It was these two jailers who blew your disciple up like this."

Senju Hisa, suppressing her urge to urinate, pointed to the Silver and Gold Brothers not far away, indicating that she would not take the blame for this.

"If it weren't for you, how could they have accidentally shot friendly forces?"

Out of consideration for the bigger picture, Onoki ignored her sophistry and flew forward to land beside the Silver Brothers, his eyes filled with tangible hatred.

“She’s our brothers’ prey, get out of here.”

However, to everyone's surprise, Onoki took the initiative to forgive the Gin-Gold brothers for the harm they had done to Han. The two brothers not only showed no remorse, but also coldly waved him away, telling him to step back.

"you!"

Onoki, already furious about his disciple's serious injury, was red-faced with anger, but thinking that there were still many ways Kumogakure could be of use in this war, he swallowed his anger.

With a gloomy glance at the tall and imposing Silver and Gold brothers beside him, Onoki ultimately chose the ninja's best practice: forbearance.

A gentleman takes his revenge even after ten years. Once we, the Hidden Rock Village, have recovered, we'll take you down next time!

"How dare you play tricks on us, you little white-haired girl! This time I will show no mercy."

"Heh, only the weak would repeatedly use leniency to cover up their weakness."

Seeing the menacing Ginkaku, Senju Hisami crossed her arms and said...
"You quick-witted little white-haired girl, don't cry and wail if you lose later."

"I think the ones who lost were you two top-notch guys."

"Okay, okay, if you win, we brothers will turn around and leave."

"Hehe~ Recalling those days, my tears never dry."

Swish-!
Seeing Senju Hisana transformed into the songstress of Konoha, the hot-tempered Ginkaku was the first to attack. He unleashed a powerful leap with his legs, his movements so fast that even a blur couldn't be caught.
In the blink of an eye, his towering figure appeared in front of Senju Hisama, his right foot, wreathed in terrifying energy, raised high in the air, unleashing a unique secret technique passed down from the Raikage lineage of Kumogakure.

"Righteous thunder axe!"

So fast!

Under the sharp aura, Senju Hisami felt her body grow heavier.
"boom!"

With a loud bang, thick smoke and dust billowed up in the area centered on Silver Horn.
"Sa!"

Just when everyone thought Senju Hii was in grave danger, a flash of blue light streaked across the sky, and the orange-red knight landed on the ground.

"call"

Senju Hisajin, who escaped the attack range by using the Flying Thunder God Technique just before her death, secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Ginkaku's current speed was already close to the limit of a ninja; if he hadn't known the Flying Thunder God Technique, he probably would have died on the spot.
"Yaha!"

Before she could spit out a second mouthful, Silver Horn's figure blurred, and his large foot, covered in fiery red armor, instantly appeared one centimeter in front of Senju Hisami's pupils.
"Sa!"

Feeling the terrifying wind pressure rushing back from the vents of her visor, in the nick of time, Senju Hisama calmly raised a finger, which transformed into a blue flash and disappeared again, leaving only a kunai engraved with a complex spell on the ground.
"Humph!"

Silver Horn, having missed twice, let out a cold snort. His sinister gaze swept over the Flying Thunder God kunai left on the ground, and his brow furrowed slightly.
"clatter"

Meanwhile, Senju Hisama, who had landed not far away, picked up the Flying Thunder God kunai stuck in the ground. While keeping a close eye on Ginkaku's movements, she analyzed where to dodge next.
Luckily, I had cast Flying Thunder God Kunai beforehand, otherwise...
Just as Senju Hisama was congratulating herself on her brilliant and powerful feats, she suddenly discovered that the coordinates of the Flying Thunder God Technique that she sensed were beginning to overlap.
"???"

Filled with intense curiosity, Senju Hisana turned her head to look at a large pile of overlapping Flying Thunder God coordinates, and instantly flew into a rage.
"Who told you to pick it up? Didn't you see the signature on it?"

"Huh? I figured nobody wanted these kunai anyway." Hearing Senju Hisami's furious roar, Kakuzu, who was carrying a large bundle of kunai, instinctively shrank back.
Where did this incompetent teammate come from?

The prerequisite for using the Flying Thunder God Technique is having precise coordinates; it's not something you can just fly to anywhere at will. Senju Hisami's ability to appear and disappear unpredictably on the battlefield relies on these Flying Thunder God kunai she throws out.
Now that the kunai is gone, although the time it takes to relock the new coordinates is not long, it is more than enough for Silver Horn to kick her around like a football.

Silver Horn was still thinking about how to break the deadlock, but he didn't expect that there was a "traitor" on Senju Hishima's side. Now he wanted to see how this little white-haired kid would fly.
"Hahaha, prepare to die!"

Laughing, Ginkaku locked his gaze on Senju Hishima not far away and raised his elbow to strike.

"Heavy Storm!"

"Tsk!"

Looking at the last remaining Flying Thunder God kunai in his hand, Senju Hisama tossed it far away, then suddenly raised his finger...

"Bang—Sizzle!"

This unnecessary movement reduced Senju Hisama's operational efficiency, allowing Ginkaku's destructive elbow strike to successfully hit her left upper arm, instantly causing large cracks to appear on her orange-red armor.
"Sa!"

Despite the excruciating pain in her arm, Senju Hisami gritted her teeth and unleashed the Flying Thunder God Technique, instantly appearing in mid-air.
"Bang bang bang!"

Raising his still-mobile right arm, he swung his bow and sword, unleashing a barrage of orange-red light projectiles that forced Silver Horn, who had intended to press his advantage, back.

"despair!"

She rolled over and landed on the ground. Senju Hisa glanced at her dislocated left arm, bit her lip, and gave it a hard shake.
"Boom!"

"Hiss."

After moving her arm to its new position, Senju Hime's expression beneath her mask grew even more somber.
She felt the power within her body surge out like a floodgate being opened, and not only that, the urgent urge to urinate also became even more intense.

"Nine-Tails, what on earth is going on?"

Faced with this unexpected situation, her first instinct was naturally to find Nine-Tails and get the clarification.

"I don't know either, I just feel a tickling sensation all over my body."

The Nine-Tails inside the Tailed Beast Card space wasn't in much better shape either. The fox lay sprawled in its new, formaldehyde-filled den like a dead dog, its tongue lolling out, looking utterly lifeless.

Ever since Senju Hishima transformed, it has been feeling unwell all over; otherwise, it wouldn't have remained silent for so long.

"Did Curly-haired guy drug you too?"

Senju Hisami's eyebrows furrowed as she sensed the genuine weakness in Kurama's voice.
It's one thing to drug me, but you, Uchiha Rōgin, who is inherently evil, even go after a castrated fox?
"what?"

The bewildered Nine-Tailed Fox blinked. It simply felt that after being forcibly fused with this driver, the Yin and Yang energies in its body, due to long-term estrangement, were unable to adapt to reunite, which was why it was experiencing these uncomfortable symptoms. What did this have to do with the drug?
Knowing she was unwell, Nine-Tails sighed. "Please, could you test this new equipment for a while before using it next time?"
"Sigh, that tasteless white-haired guy, I probably won't last much longer."

"Tsk!"

As Senju Hisajin fell, she clicked her tongue and began searching for the Flying Thunder God mark she had left on Uchiha Gin.

Although running away was shameful, it was very useful because she was about to burst from urinating.

"Lady Hishin, I'm here to help you!"

Perhaps it was the blood spilled from Senju Hisama's arm that rekindled Danzo's long-extinguished fighting spirit. He gritted his teeth, having already prepared to flee with Kakuzu, and charged towards Ginkaku, who was assuming a flying kick stance on the ground.
"Buttock Escape - Thousand Blade Slash!"

"Bang—Bang!"

Stimulated by chakra, the soft buttocks transformed into the sharpest blades, passing by Danzo. He heard the sharp crack behind him, but the smile on his face was quickly suppressed by the excruciating pain in his buttocks.

"Pfft!"

Looking back at his bleeding backside, and then at Ginkaku's slightly soiled clothes, Danzo's eyes were filled with despair.

"Big-butt brat, your swordsmanship is not bad."

Silver Horn touched the barely perceptible gap in his breastplate and nodded in approval. The fact that a mere mortal could break through his defenses was commendable enough.
Ignoring Danzo who had crashed to the ground, Ginkaku wiped the juicy blood from his claws, looked up at Senju Hishima who was about to land, and once again assumed a flying kick stance, leaping into the air.

"I've never seen you this enthusiastic last time."

Senju Hisana, who had intended to flee, glanced at Danzo, who had been severely injured while protecting her, and a complex look flashed in her eyes.
Perhaps this kid is actually more suitable than a monkey.

To live up to her disciple's sacrifice, Senju Hisama abandoned the idea of ​​escaping, threw away her bow and sword, and furiously struck the button above the driver on her waist.
"Nine-Tails, stop whining like a girl and lend me your power!"

"I really don't have a single drop left."

Feeling extremely uncomfortable, the Nine-Tails didn't even want to move, let alone use any leverage.

"If I lose, it's the same as you losing to the Two-Tails."

"Wang!?"

If that's really the case, wouldn't I be laughed at by my other younger brothers for centuries?

Considering the implications, the Nine-Tails within the Tailed Beast Card endured the tearing dizziness and stood up, transferring all the chakra it could muster into the driver's conversion device.
"Damn it, accept my final ripple!"

With a dazzling red light, a golden outer armor adorned with mysterious magatama materialized on Senju Hisama's right foot.

Sensing the scorching energy emanating from above, Senju Hisami flipped in mid-air, assuming the same flying kick stance as Ginkaku.

"Good! Very good! You don't resemble your father at all!"

Upon seeing this, Silver Horn's face showed a mixture of surprise and admiration.

"That's right, it doesn't look like it!"

As they spoke, the two figures rapidly approached each other without pausing for a moment.
"Oh!"

With a deafening roar, almost like a nuclear explosion, a massive mushroom cloud billowed into the sky.
The crowd below instinctively held their breath, their eyes wide, eager to know who would ultimately emerge victorious.
"Whoosh!"

"Whoosh!"

A few seconds later, the two figures plummeted rapidly to the left and right.
"boom!"

Senju Hishima crashed to the ground backwards, the force of the impact propelling her dozens of meters, leaving a long gash in the earth.

"Boom!"

Silver Horn fared much better; with a twist before landing, though slightly clumsy, he landed steadily.

"Hmph! You're courting death."

Looking at Ginkaku, who had straightened up, and then at Senju Hisama, who was struggling to get up from the ravine, Onoki's face was full of mockery.

In his view, the outcome of this battle was already obvious.

"cough cough"

Senju Hishima, having crawled out of the ravine, coughed violently a few times. Her tattered armor vanished at a visible speed, revealing her bright red face with blood trickling from the corner of her mouth a few breaths later.
"Let's go, brother."

Just when everyone thought that Senju Hisama was about to play a defeat CG and become a soft ball in the black prison, the silent Ginkaku suddenly spoke.
"Ok?"

Upon hearing this, Jinjiao frowned, his gaze falling on the gradually enlarging "buttock mark" on his younger brother's chest. His pupils contracted.
Boom!

"I lost." (End of Chapter)