Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated.

"Kakaku Keke!"

As Minato shouted out the strange name that left everyone present speechless, the four mechanical Nine-Tails leaped into the air and, amidst a piercing mechanical sound, began their respective transformations.
"Form feet and legs!"

The black Nine-Tails, controlled by Kizaru, split in two, transforming into 2.5 assembled mechanical lower limbs.

"Forms the torso."

The white mechanical nine-tailed fox folded its limbs together, transforming into a slender mechanical body, which landed steadily and connected with its black lower limbs.

"Form arms!"

Kushina shouted, manipulating her Bond Beast into two thick mechanical arms, which slammed into the sides of the white torso with a snap.

"I'll form the head!"

Finally, it was Minato's turn to appear. The small yellow nine-tailed fox descended from the sky and nestled tightly at the top of the white body. From its wide-open fox mouth, a solemn and dignified face was revealed.

"Boom!"

In the blink of an eye, the mechanical Nine-Tails, only a quarter the size of a tailed beast, completed its fusion transformation, transforming into a brand-new mechanical giant that landed before everyone, shaking the earth and kicking up clouds of dust.
"This is..."

Yahiko, who was lying on the barbed wire fence, had his already gaping mouth completely dislocated, and for a long time he couldn't even utter a coherent sentence. Nagato, standing beside him, also had a look of amazement in his eyes.

"They can even combine! That's so cool!"

"Just like Grandpa Yin's style, kids these days eat really well."

Looking at the massive, stylish robot in the distance, Jiraiya couldn't help but nod repeatedly, his words filled with envy.
"Hahaha, it's finally my turn to make my appearance!"

At that moment, the Nine-Tails' shrill voice came from the robot's mouth, causing the Four-Tails and Five-Tails, who were looking on with curiosity, to pause in surprise.
"Stinky Fox. Nine-Lama?"

After a moment's hesitation, Gobuchi cautiously asked,

"Crunch, crunch"

Nine-Tails stretched its mechanical body, which was completely different from its physical form, and was quite satisfied.

When the separated powers merge into one, it can unlock the legendary substitute fighting mode, which is equivalent to the complete tailed beast transformation of a Jinchuriki, but with far greater damage and defense than the physical form.

"You stupid monkey, were you just about to curse me?"

Wielding its red iron fist, the Nine-Tails, who was familiarizing itself with how to fight upright, stared at the Five-Tails who had just asked the question and spoke in an unfriendly tone.

"No, how could that be? You must have misheard, right, Old Sun?"

Sensing the Nine-Tails' killing intent, King Mu gave an awkward smile, turned his head, and nudged the Four-Tails beside him.
"Lao Mu, why waste your breath on this stinky fox? Have you forgotten your own backside?"

"Uh"

Looking at the silly-looking Four-Tailed Fox, King Mu wished he could turn around and run away right now.

You idiot, didn't you see that the Nine-Tails on the other side is at its peak? What do you have to fight it with? With your broken stick?

"Don't worry, you're still recovering from your serious injuries, so let me, Old Sun, take the lead!"

Seeing his teammates frantically giving him signals, Four-Tails assumed they were exchanging tactics, so he immediately raised his staff and charged towards Nine-Tails, who was eager to fight.
"Hey! Take this from me, Old Sun!"

"Hehe, you stupid monkey, I like beasts like you."

Nine-Tails brandished its thick mechanical arm, a sinister smile curling at the corner of its mouth.
"Aha!"

The answer it received was a massive shadow of a staff, the terrifying wind pressure it generated could be clearly felt even by Yahiko, who was ten miles away.

"careful."

Just as he was about to loudly remind Kurama, Nagato beat him to it, shouting out a lengthy title that even Yahiko hadn't remembered.
"Get out of the way! Ultimate Bond Kurama Super Crimson Invincible Golden Flash Jet Black Zero White Wheel War God!"

"what?"

"Dodge? There's no need."

Hearing the child's innocent shouts in the distance, Nine-Tails sensed something, turned its head, and revealed a confident smile.

"boom!"

It raised its red arm, turning its palm into a fist, and a burst of scarlet light instantly erupted, condensing into a giant fox claw.

"Crimson! Fox! Crack! Hard! Fist!"

"Oh!"

Boom!

Following the deafening explosion was a crisp cracking sound. Everyone stared wide-eyed at the giant club, easily broken by a single punch from the massive robot, and fell into a silent murmur.

"How could this be? My big stick!"

The Four-Tails shook its weapon, now only half intact, in disbelief, its eyes filled with horror.

This stick is a divine weapon imbued with its chakra, capable of withstanding a Tailed Beast Ball without a problem. How could it be broken by Kurama's slap?
"Snapped!"

However, the Nine-Tails didn't give it any time to think. Its black right foot suddenly rose and delivered a vicious, angled kick to the Four-Tails' bright red rear end, aiming to annihilate it.
"Come on!"

With a splattering sound that sent shivers down the spines of every man present, Yotsuba, his face contorted in pain, dropped the broken half of his large club, clutched his own penis, and shakily retreated.
"You...you."

"What do you mean, 'you'? Since you like playing with this stick so much, then it doesn't matter whether you have it or not."

Since losing a crucial part of its body, Kurama's psyche has become increasingly twisted, and its attack methods have become far more insidious, targeting its enemies' vital parts with every move. Its purpose in castrating them is clear:

"Who says so! There are still many beauties in Flower Fruit Mountain waiting for me, Old Sun, to favor them!"

The four-tailed fox, its face contorted and eyes bloodshot, glared at the nine-tailed fox. That bastard! Not only had it broken its giant club, but it had also snapped its own. Its misdeeds were countless!

"It's okay, we can still be sisters in the future, right?"

Nine-Tails' words were like a dagger used to castrate Four-Tails, stabbing it hard in its vital spot, causing it excruciating pain in its lower body.
I'm going to kill you!

"Old Sun!"

Seeing the Four-Tails completely enraged, the Five-Tails, which had initially been having second thoughts, gritted its teeth and charged forward as well.

We are all tailed beasts, so why is it that you, Nine-Tails, are so domineering and don't treat your other brothers like beasts?
If the old man were alive again, they would definitely write a joint letter requesting a redistribution of chakra.

"Oh no, watch out! The biggest Kun 89... what was it again?"

"It's the Greatest Bond, Kurama, Super Crimson, Invincible Golden Flash, Jet Black Zero, White Wheel War God, Yahiko, you fake fan."

"How can an average person remember such a tongue-twisting name?"

Hearing the teasing from his childhood friend, Yahiko blushed and retorted.

"Don't worry, the Nine-Tails is different from other tailed beasts; it's a speed-type tailed beast."

Reaching out to pat his "son's" little head, Jiraiya's face displayed the unique confidence of a Konoha native.

Why is it called the Speed-Pound Tailed Beast?

Hearing this ridiculous nickname, Yahiko and the others looked up at Jiraiya in confusion.

"Uh, as for why it's called that..."

This question really stumped Jiraiya. He had only heard about this from others, and the specific details seemed to date back several decades.
"Because the Nine-Tails was the champion of the first and last Tailed Beast War~" Just as Jiraiya was racking his brains to save face as a father, a lazy voice rang in everyone's ears, startling the children who were waiting for the answer.
"Uh?"

"what!"

"Grandpa Silver!"

Upon hearing this, Nonou, who was holding Konan, stood up, turned around, and waved to Uchiha Gin, who had appeared out of nowhere.

"Uncle Yin, mission accomplished!"

"Thank you for your help."

Seeing the delighted look in Konan's eyes as she nestled in Nonou's arms, Uchiha Gin, who had rushed over to watch the commotion, nodded slightly, then glanced at Jiraiya, whose mouth was stained with blood.

"Can you still hold on?"

"Don't you know my body? Hard as a rock! Pfft!"

Knowing that Uchiha Gin was worried about his injuries, Jiraiya deliberately struck a bodybuilding pose to prove his good health. However, before his muscles could even be defined, he coughed up a mouthful of blood.
"Dad!"

This terrified Yahiko, who rushed forward to support the pale-faced Jiraiya, his little face filled with worry.
Dad, can you please stop showing off?
My son's Konoha residency issue hasn't been resolved yet!

"Honestly, he's a father now, yet he's still so childish."

Seeing this comical scene of fatherly love and filial piety, Uchiha Gin, with a strange look in his eyes, raised his hand and tossed a pale green chakra at Jiraiya. Jiraiya's pale face instantly improved.

Touching his ribs, which had now been reset, Jiraiya straightened up and thanked them.

"Thank you, I feel much better."

"Gintoki!"

Hearing the call from behind, Uchiha Gin turned around and waved to Konan's father, who had a happy expression on his face.
Are you all alright?

"Thank you for the invitation, otherwise we wouldn't know where to hide."

Konan's father nodded gratefully to Uchiha Gin. It was because he received a letter from Uchiha Gin that he brought his family to the unfamiliar Land of Fire.

"Why bother with these polite words? We've known each other for a while, and Xiao Nan is my cousin's most valued student. How could I abandon your family?"

"Uh"

Upon hearing this, Minami's father paused, then turned to look at his daughter who had struggled out of Nono's arms, his eyes full of inquiry.
When did you become Gintoki's cousin's student?

"Grandpa Yin, what did you just say? You're Madara San San's cousin?"

Konan toddled up to Uchiha Gin on her chubby little legs, raised her head, her big, watery eyes filled with tears, and clutched half of a white pony tightly in her hand.

"Once we get to Konoha, you'll find out your true identity as Madara Sansan."

Gently patting Konan's head, Uchiha Gin smiled and kept her in suspense.
"Uncle Yin, is she a disciple of the second generation?"

Hearing this, Nono seized the opportunity to lean closer, and taking advantage of the chance to pry into gossip, she whispered in Uchiha Gin's ear, her face slightly flushed, her voice full of doubt.

"But there are no signs of cultivation on her body."

"Oh, she's an art student."

Uchiha Gin shrugged; he hadn't specified which branch of the disciple he was referring to.

Students with artistic talents?
Nonou blinked. She had only ever heard of students with special talents in ninjutsu, taijutsu, and genjutsu; this was the first time she had ever heard of ninjas having artistic talents.

"Alright, you and your men should move these civilians to a safe place in the rear. The upcoming battle will be quite intense."

Gin Uchiha glanced at Nono, who was tilting her head in thought, and casually gave her instructions.

"We're so far apart, it shouldn't be."

Coming to her senses, Nonou instinctively retorted. Taking these civilians with her meant separating from Uchiha Gin, and she wanted to stay by his side a little longer.

"Whoosh~~~ Boom!!!"

However, before she could finish speaking, a massive, jet-black Tailed Beast Ball hurtled past overhead.

"Gudong~"

Stiffly turning his head, Nono looked behind him at the mountain whose summit had been blasted away by half, and shakily raised his hand, uttering a single word.

"withdraw!"

The civilians, equally terrified by the Tailed Beast Ball, couldn't care less about watching the robot fight the monster. They hurriedly carried their remaining belongings and followed the Root members to retreat.
"Jiraiya, what do we do?"

Hiruko glanced at the chaotic crowd, then appeared beside Jiraiya in a flash.

"Grandpa Silver?"

"You guys go first. I'm here to collect combat data, otherwise it will be difficult to strengthen this team transformation system later."

Gin waved his hand at Jiraiya, who was looking at him with questioning eyes, and then pulled out a small, professional-looking notebook from behind his back. The notebook was filled with incomprehensible diagrams and data.

"This is too dangerous. I'd better stay and protect you!"

Jiraiya glanced at the giant robot battling two tailed beasts, then frowned and shook his head.
In his mind, although Uchiha Gin was knowledgeable, he was somewhat lacking in ninja skills. He could handle ordinary Jonin normally, but in a battle of this level, he would definitely die at the first touch.

"You're quite filial, kid. But don't worry, I have a heavyweight bodyguard."

Uchiha Gin chuckled and shook his head. "You, Jiraiya, are just all talk. If the tailed beasts actually attack, you'll be dragging me through a toad's rectum, won't you?"

"bodyguard?"

"Jonin Jiraiya, Special Jonin Hiruko, leave immediately."

Just then, a cool, aloof figure slowly emerged from the darkness behind Uchiha Gin.
"I'll keep an eye on this curly-haired guy."

"Hihi-sama!"

Upon seeing the newcomer's cold and beautiful face, Hiruko tensed up in fright and quickly grabbed her childhood friend, chasing after the retreating troops.
"Jiraiya, hurry up and go."

"Oh, Grandpa Yin, you should take it easy on your old bones."

Jiraiya slyly glanced back and forth at the two with their subtly ambiguous relationship, then suddenly flashed a knowing, teasing smile that only men would understand. As he left, he even turned back and winked at Uchiha Gin.
"By the way, I won't tell Sister Ban about this."

"This kid seems to have not been trained enough. When we get back, let Danzo arrange more long-term intelligence-gathering missions for him."

With a cold glint in her eyes, Senju Hisami narrowed her eyes as she watched Jiraiya's departing figure, and spoke with a sneer.

"Can you not be such a spoilsport? Jiraiya is getting married soon."

Seeing that there was no one else around, Uchiha Gin tossed his little notebook, which he used to show off, onto the ground and shook his head slightly.

"I didn't expect you to be so considerate of the younger generation."

Senju Hisa glanced at Uchiha Gin with some surprise. Jiraiya's words had offended more than just her.
"At the very least, we should have waited until our wedding night to give him the last-minute notice about the long-term mission!"

Uchiha Gin's original intention was to let Jiraiya experience the pain of separation, but Senju Hisami's imagination was clearly much wilder.
On their wedding night, the husband went out on a mission, leaving his newlywed wife alone in her empty room.
This is how the story begins.
She felt like she had seen it in one of the books that kid had written!
The more she thought about it, the more uneasy she felt. Senju Hisami's eyes widened, staring intently at Uchiha Gin, whose face was beaming with smugness. Her ruby-like eyes seemed to be blazing with fury.

"You curly-haired scoundrel, you really are a traitor! I'll write a letter right now and make sure my sister-in-law lives permanently in the Land of Fire's capital, never to return to Konoha!" (End of Chapter)