Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated.

"No! Tornado-sama~"

The screams of the Goji Berry Clan members, blown high into the sky by the wind technique, echoed throughout the heavens, but this did not evoke even a shred of sympathy from the green-haired loli.

"Scream! Scream louder!"

She simply raised one hand, and her delicate, fair hand released a powerful gust of wind, lifting the outspoken tribesman high into the air like a kite, making him move at her command.

"Tornado-sama~ Your subordinate has a fear of heights &*&…@#@#￥￥"

"What did you say? The wind is so strong that I can't hear you clearly."

The green-haired loli named Tornado ignored her subordinates' pleas for mercy. With a single wave of her hand, her childlike face was flushed a sickly red.

Tornado was furious. She had clearly obtained the Three-Tailed Card, even going so far as to break ties with her ally, the Snow Clan, for it. So why hadn't the miraculous effects described by Hozuki Sakugetsu materialized?

The thought of this made Tornado even angrier, and the screams of her people in the sky became her perfect outlet for anger.
"Hmph! Take flight!"

Just as she was having a great time, a graceful figure emerged from the thick fog in the distance, accompanied by a very pleasant voice.
"Sister, please stop toying with our people!"

Accompanied by a gentle breeze carrying the scent of Chanel, a stunningly beautiful, mature-looking short-haired girl gracefully landed in front of the green-haired, curly-haired girl.

"Put him down quickly."

"He said the wrong thing first."

Upon seeing the newcomer, the green-haired loli's face tightened, and she pouted, muttering something, but her hands obediently reduced the power of her wind-style technique.
"Pfft!"

A few seconds later, the Gouju tribesman, foaming at the mouth, gently fell to the ground.

"call"

After checking and confirming that her tribesman was simply unconscious, the short-haired girl breathed a sigh of relief, her beautiful green eyes filled with joy.
"Big sister, even if you can't use the power of the Three-Tailed Card, you can't take your anger out on the clansmen."

"Fubuki, I was tricked by that bastard Hozuki Sakugetsu."

Faced with her sister's lecture, Tornado Kujira gritted her teeth in hatred. As she spoke, she pulled out the dull Three-Tailed Card from her bare chest, her expression one of deep loathing.

"Forget about breast enhancement, this broken card hasn't even made a dent."

"Big sister, didn't you say you were going to use the Three-Tailed Card to train?"

Upon hearing this, Goji Blossom's eyes narrowed, and her expression instantly turned dangerous.

When Tornado proposed to purge the Snow Clan, she refused.
Even after the death of the Third Mizukage, the alliance between the two clans remained, preventing the conflict from escalating to the point of armed conflict.

However, Tornado insisted on attacking the Snow Clan, and when asked why, she gave evasive answers.
He stammered that he needed the Three-Tailed Card to train and break through the shackles that had bound him for so many years.
To fulfill her sister Tatsumaki's wishes, Fubuki ultimately set aside her code of honor and agreed to wage war against the Snow Clan, and unsurprisingly, she succeeded.

Tatsumaki immediately went into seclusion after obtaining the Three-Tailed Card, which filled her with anticipation.
If my sister's strength could improve further, then the Karatachi clan might truly be able to seize the Mizukage's throne.
But now it seems that all that talk about cultivation and breakthroughs was just an excuse her sister used to deceive her.

The opponent's real purpose in stealing the Three-Tailed Card was for secondary development.

"Shut up! Who told you to grow up to be this big?!"

Feeling uncomfortable under Fubuki's gaze, Tatsumaki finally snapped and, in a fit of rage, lunged forward and furiously punched her younger sister's erect breasts with her tiny fists, her face full of resentment.
Euler, Euler, Euler!

"I'm clearly the older sister! Give me back the nutrition you stole from me!"

"No, no!"

Suddenly attacked on the chest, Fubuki quickly covered her chest and crouched down to defend herself. Her mature and charming face was flushed, and a misty light rose in her beautiful green eyes.

"Big sister, you're 28 years old, can't you be a little more mature?"

"Mature?"

Tornado, a mature 28-year-old woman with the face of a ten-year-old, stares enviously at her younger sister's flabby chest.

"You bastard, you're so shameless, you don't even feel the pain in your chest when you're squatting

"It's not like I wanted to grow this big; it's inconvenient to say."

Fubuki frowned and began to mutter under her breath. Her voice, neither loud nor soft, struck Tatsumaki like a hammer blow, shattering her fragile pride.
"Damn it! I want to create a Misty Village without the Great Thunder!"

Tornado, hands on the ground in an "Orz" pose, silently vowed to build the ideal Kirigakure.
She only sells tank tops for underwear, only school swimsuits, and anyone with a bra size larger than A is sent to work in the mines!
"Phew! No way, I'm going to find that bastard Hozuki Sakugetsu and cause him trouble!"

After a brief moment of disappointment, Tatsumaki looked at the dull Three-Tailed Card in her hand, and her anger flared up again.
"My dear sister, please don't be rash."

Fubuki, who was crouching on the ground clutching her chest, saw her older sister jumping up and down in anger and quickly spoke up to stop her.

"Don't stop me, when have I ever suffered such a loss?"

Upon hearing this, Tornado's small face hardened, her large green eyes filled with murderous intent.
Don't be fooled by Tatsumaki's youthful, baby-faced appearance; she is the current head of the Tatsumaki clan, and her strength ranks at least among the top three in Kirigakure.
It was nicknamed the Trembling Tornado.

“Hozuki Sakugetsu is treacherous and cunning. If you go there rashly, you might fall into a trap he has already prepared.”

Besides being the younger sister, Fubuki also serves as the strategist of the Karatachi clan, responsible for advising her older sister Tatsumaki.

She knew very well what kind of tricks Hozuki Sakugetsu had up her sleeve, so she couldn't let her sister walk right into his trap.

"Then what do you suggest? I won't be able to eat or sleep if I don't avenge this."

After hearing her sister's explanation, Tornado gradually calmed down, but the resentment in her eyes remained strong.

"Big sister, you should focus on developing the Tailed Beast Cards for now."

Hozuki Sakugetsu's reason for deceiving Tatsumaki into stealing the Tailed Beast Cards may be fake, but the power of the Tailed Beast Cards is undeniably real.
If Tatsumaki could use the power of the Tailed Beasts like the Third Mizukage, Hozuki Sakugetsu and the others would be no different from clowns.

"But I"

Upon hearing this, Tatsumaki's face fell. She had been in seclusion for many days with the Three-Tails card, but to no avail. Perhaps she truly was destined to be without the power of the Tailed Beasts.
"Don't panic, I've already contacted experts in this field, and they will arrive at the meeting point today as agreed."

Seeing her somewhat dejected sister, Fubuki suddenly smiled. As the top strategist of the Karatachi clan, how could she not have several contingency plans?

The moment Tatsumaki retrieved the Tailed Beast Cards, she immediately issued a bounty on the black market, seeking an expert on the Tailed Beasts.

As the saying goes, money makes the world go round, and within a few days, a mysterious man claiming to be a tailed beast expert accepted the task.

The other party promised no charge if they weren't professional, which reassured Fubuki a lot. She figured she wouldn't lose anything anyway, so she might as well give it a shot.
Outside the Hidden Mist Village,

A dazzling golden light pierced through the thick smog, and the instant the light dissipated, two figures that appeared out of thin air landed steadily.

"Is this Kirigakure (Hidden Mist Village)?"

Mito Uzumaki, her voluptuous figure shrouded in a thick cloak, curiously surveyed the village surrounded by mountains and dense fog.
Although she had fought many battles with the Kirigakure ninja at sea, this was Mito's first time visiting Kirigakure, the enemy's stronghold.
She never expected that Kirigakure would be located inland, far from the coastline; this was the first time her preconceived notions had been shattered.

"Huh? Gintoki, what are you doing?"

Just as she was looking around, she suddenly noticed that Uchiha Gin, who had come with her, was squatting on the ground, fiddling with something.
"I'm pretending. I'm a public figure, after all. How can I show my face in public?"

Uchiha Gin, rummaging through his bag, said without turning his head,

"Uh, then why don't you use a transformation spell?"

When it comes to disguise, Mito immediately thinks of the versatile Transformation Technique. Since this technique was developed, ninjas have completely abandoned traditional methods of disguise.

"As you know, I am a traditional person."

A moment later, Uchiha Gin finally found the disguise prop, and a look of joy immediately appeared on his face.
"What do you think of this wig?"

After covering his wig with a bare, rubbery hood, Gin Uchiha, now fully disguised, reached for a mirror and admired himself with satisfaction.
"Sure enough, even with a shaved head, my good looks still make me look great."

"It's hard for me to judge you." Mito Uzumaki looked at Gin Uchiha, who had transformed into a bald demon king, and her eyes twitched slightly.
"Just tell me if it's perfect or not."

Touching his shiny bald head, Gin Uchiha gave Mito a youthful thumbs-up, his gleaming teeth clearly visible even in the mist.

"as long as you are happy."

Every man has his little quirks, and Mito Uzumaki chooses to respect that.

"Wait, I still need to come up with an alias for myself. What do you think of Saitama?"

You can call yourself Pochi.

Having completed his disguise, Uchiha Gin, accompanied by Uzumaki Mito, made several turns and finally arrived at a public toilet outside Kirigakure.

"Is this the black market exchange?"

Mito Uzumaki raised an eyebrow. This was her first time in a place like this, and she was getting a little excited just thinking about it.
"No, I need to pee, please wait a moment."

"."

slam-la-

"Whew~ That feels so good!"

A moment later, Uchiha Gin, shaking off the water, emerged from the public restroom with a refreshed expression. Looking at the smelly-faced Mito, he chuckled and said...

"Let's go, it's time to meet with our chosen allies."

"Gintoki, why did you choose the Goji Berry Clan as your partner?"

The two headed towards the agreed-upon location together. Along the way, Mito Uzumaki couldn't help but ask, somewhat curiously...
"I've always been one to judge people by their appearance."

Uchiha Gin turned his head and replied with an air of seriousness.
When you create a character in a game, do you choose the square-faced, brute or the greasy, bespectacled man?

Or perhaps a haughty little green-haired loli?
I'd call the one who didn't choose the third option "b" (￣▽￣)d.
"However, according to intelligence, Tornado is already 28 years old this year."

"Then we should definitely choose it."

Being a legal loli is a plus.

At a dessert shop outside Kirigakure, the Tatsumaki sisters, disguised, arrived first. Finding that the expert who had accepted the commission hadn't arrived yet, the two sisters decided to grab something to eat first.
A cloaked tornado clung to the counter, her green eyes forming beautiful crescent moons. The dazzling array of desserts in the glass display case made her mouth water.
Although she usually appears decisive and efficient, the moment she sees desserts, her personality reverts to a childlike innocence that matches her appearance.
"Fubuki, I want to eat that! That one! And that one too!"

Fortunately, Kirigakure is quite exclusive, and no merchants from the Land of Lightning came to trade; otherwise, they would have been instantly enraged upon hearing Tatsumaki's words.

"Big sister, your cavity hasn't healed yet, you can only choose one."

Fubuki looked helplessly at her sister, whose eyes were full of stars. Concerned about her sister's dental health, she immediately said she could only choose one dessert from the selection.
"Humph!"

Rejected, Tornado bit her lip and began searching for her favorite dessert among the dazzling array of choices.

Tiramisu?

Cloud cake?

Soufflé?
Black Forest?
Swiss roll?
Chiffon cake?

Her gaze swept over one tempting dessert after another, and Tornado swallowed hard.

What to do? She wants to eat them all.

"Big sister, you can only choose one!"

Fubuki, who had already served the coconut daifuku, frowned and reminded him again.
"I know, I know, bird!"

Tornado pursed her lips, her gaze falling on a seemingly ordinary yellow cake that exuded a cloyingly sweet aroma. Her green pupils suddenly narrowed.
I've chosen you!
"Please give me bees."

"Boss, I'd like this honey cake!"

Just as Tornado made up her mind to choose the honey cake she had long desired, a lazy male voice suddenly broke through, shattering her hopes completely.

"Alright, you're lucky, this is the last one for today."

When Uchiha Gin handed over the common currency, the shopkeeper's eyes lit up. This stuff held its value much better than the local currency issued by the Land of Water, and he quickened his pace even further.

"My Honey Cake"

"Forehead?"

While waiting, Uchiha Gin suddenly heard intermittent sounds coming from below.

"Little sister, are you okay?"

Due to his own height, Uchiha Gin didn't notice the small figure, who was less than 1.4 meters tall, until he heard the other person sobbing. Only then did he belatedly look down to investigate.
"They ordered first! Waaaaah!"

Overwhelmed with grief, Tornado raised her head with a pitiful expression, her large green eyes, hidden beneath her cloak, brimming with tears.

"I paid first."

Uchiha Gin scratched his head and casually took the honey cake the shopkeeper handed him.

Feeling playful, he crouched down, looking directly at the little girl with the red nose and green eyes, his gaze sweeping over her black curly hair.

It's not green, it's a real loli.

He waved the cake in front of the little girl, watching her watery eyes sway to the rhythm of the cake, and Uchiha Gin narrowed his eyes.
"Want to eat?"

"Want to eat."

Tornado nodded her little head eagerly, looking like she was drooling.

"It's not impossible to give you some, if you're willing."

With his creepy, uncle-like appearance and shiny bald head, Uchiha Gin didn't look like a good person at all.

But Tornado's eyes were only on the sweet and delicious honey cake; she didn't even listen to Gin Uchiha's last words before nodding in agreement.

"Mmm, mmm, mmm! I'll do anything you ask for, as long as you give me a honey cake!"

"Stay away from that kid, you bald pervert!"

Just then, Fubuki, who had been waiting in her seat for a while, came out to check and immediately saw a bald, creepy-looking man carrying a cake, trying to entice her sister with the food.
Startled, she flung out several sharp senbon needles, which shot towards Uchiha Gin's limbs.

"I boil it!"

Logically, given Uchiha Gin's reflexes, he could have easily dodged all the senbon needles with perfect accuracy. But with a naive little girl in front of him, how could he possibly dodge them?

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Thump!"

To protect the little girl before him, Uchiha Gin didn't move an inch. Five senbon needles successfully struck his limbs, but they were all deflected by his tough skin.

The last one, in particular, was shattered into pieces by the shockwave from the seemingly indestructible part.

"Are you alright, little sister?"

Uchiha Gin, completely unharmed, breathed a sigh of relief and turned to look at the little girl he was protecting.
To my surprise, the other animal showed no fear whatsoever; in fact, its cheeks were bulging out, making it look like a cute little hamster.
"what?"

My gaze shifted, and I realized the plate in my hand was completely empty.
Damn it, it's a feint!

"Mmm... Baldy, you're such a good person. Mmm..." (End of Chapter)