Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated.

After nearly half a month of coma, Uchiha Madara, whose body had completely recovered, slowly woke up. What he saw was a gray-brown rock wall with a faint oil lamp hanging on the wall. In the swaying flames, his scattered consciousness gradually returned to his body.
"Unfamiliar ceiling."

Not only the primordial ceiling above his head, but everything around him made Uchiha Madara feel unfamiliar. The fresh earthy smell at the tip of his nose made him judge that he was now underground.

He looked down at the plain hospital gown he was wearing and the pale white bedsheets, and his brows furrowed slightly.
This dungeon-like place is definitely not Konoha.

Could it be that I was captured by that strange man just like Hasilama?
With this thought in mind, Uchiha Madara subconsciously refined the chakra in his body, but the result made him feel a little relieved.
There was no restriction in the body as imagined, chakra flowed freely in the meridians, and the scars on the body pierced by the black rod disappeared without a trace.

"What the hell is this place?"

Uchiha Madara's doubts only grew. Where on earth was he?

If he was really captured, it would mean that the enemy was too bold and did not take him seriously at all.

Uchiha Madara got angrier and angrier as he thought about it. He got out of bed, but he stumbled after taking a few steps.
"How long have I been lying there?"

The unfamiliar feeling of his legs made him feel a little at a loss. Could it be that he had been unconscious for a long time?
"tick~tick~"

While he was thinking, footsteps suddenly sounded outside the door. Uchiha Madara's eyes fixed, and he quickly turned back to the bed, pretending to be still unconscious.

As he had no idea of ​​his current situation, he decided to wait and see who had locked him up in such a cold and damp place.

"squeak~"

As the door opened, a sturdy black figure walked in carrying a pile of clothes. Uchiha Madara quietly opened his eyes, and in the dim firelight, a familiar face appeared in his sight.

Hasi hot mom!

Uchiha Madara almost jumped up, but he suppressed his excitement and chose to continue to wait and see.

"Whoo~"

The next second, Uchiha Madara felt the blanket on his body being suddenly lifted up, and he tensed up with fear. Fortunately, the other party's attention was not on him, so he was not exposed.

“The human body is such a hassle.”

The familiar voice of Senju Hashirama rang in his ears, but the tone of voice made him feel very strange.
He is not a Hasi hot mom!
With just one sentence, Uchiha Madara saw through the true identity of Senju Hashirama, who was an imposter in the guise of his best friend.

When he thought that the other party was a clone of Hashirama Senju, Uchiha Madara no longer planned to pretend. He secretly clenched his fists, preparing to finish off this hateful imposter with one blow.

"what?"

Just as he was about to make a move, the clone standing next to him suddenly made a surprised sound, which made Uchiha Madara's heart tighten.
Have you been exposed?
Black Zetsu looked at the clean and tidy bed sheet under Uchiha Madara in confusion and blinked slightly in surprise.
I didn’t poop. Could I be constipated?
"This is not okay!"

As he spoke, he grabbed Uchiha Madara's belt.
You can’t do it without following the bowel movement rules!

This action scared Uchiha Madara, who was pretending to be unconscious. What did this clone want to do?
Could it be that during the coma, I had lost the chastity that I had maintained for many years?
For a moment, Uchiha Madara was in a state of confusion, but the slowly falling pants forced him back to reality. If he didn't take action, his anus might be in danger.

"Pervert, die!"

He didn't care why the other party's movements were so skillful. He kicked the offending clone in the chest. His scarlet eyes widened and his cold and dark pupil power instantly poured out.

"what?"

Black Zetsu, who hadn't even pulled his pants down yet, was startled by this sudden change. When did this reincarnation of Indra wake up?
"Boom!"

Uchiha Madara, who had merged the power of Senju Hashirama, kicked out in anger, and Black Zetsu only felt a pain in his chest, and then he flew backwards and slammed heavily on the solid wall.
"puff"

He vomited a ball of blood mixed with internal organs. As expected, Black Zetsu's sternum was comminuted and fractured. Fortunately, the broken bones did not penetrate into his internal organs, so his life was temporarily safe.

"You damn bastard, what did you do to me while I was unconscious?"

Uchiha Madara, holding his belt tightly, walked up to Black Zetsu, stared at his pale face, and asked through gritted teeth,

"Ahem, no need to thank me."

If it weren't for your uncle who took care of you with all his heart and soul, you would have already become a stinky person.

"Thanks Lemon!"

Seeing that the clone was still stubborn, the furious Uchiha Madara raised his leg and kicked him a few more times, until the other's pale face was kicked into a pig's head, and he felt a little relieved.
"Tell me where this place is and how many of you are there."

The reason why Uchiha Madara didn't directly take the life of the clone in front of him was to collect information. Otherwise, the fact that the other party took off his pants would be enough to kill him eight times.

"Mmmmm. Mmm. Silver."

Black Zetsu, feeling extremely wronged, opened his mouth which was swollen like a sausage with great difficulty and used a vague voice to defend himself.
"Yo~ You're pretty tough, in that respect you're a bit like the hot mom of Hasi."

The pale explanation did not win Uchiha Madara's forgiveness, but instead earned him a beating.

"Snapped!"

"Don't tell me!"

"nest"

"Oh!"

"Give you one last chance!"

"mud"

"Bang!"

"Wo suo! Wo suo!"

After being tortured without any reason, Black Zetsu, holding his head, could only raise the white flag with tears streaming down his face.

"Ah? You're admitting it now?"

Uchiha Madara smacked his lips in satisfaction, and reluctantly put down his fist.

Pulling over a brand new wooden chair, he looked down at the bruised clone with his arms folded across his chest.

For some reason, when he saw the clone with the face of Hashirama Senju kneeling in front of him, he felt a rare sense of pleasure in his heart, and the corners of his mouth could not help but rise.
"Tell me now, or you'll have your juice."

"This is the mountain tomb of the Iron Country."

Black Zetsu looked at Uchiha Madara with lingering fear, and carefully told him where he was at the moment.

The Iron Country?
How come you came back after going around in a circle?
Uchiha Madara frowned slightly. Could it be that the clone's lair is in the Land of Iron?
"How many accomplices do you have?"

"I'm the only one here."

Black Zetsu replied truthfully, only to find that Uchiha Madara's expression became gloomy, so he quickly added,

"I rescued you from the battlefield?"

Uchiha Madara originally thought that the clone in front of him was up to something, but after hearing what Black Zetsu said, he was completely stunned.
"You? Save me?"

Uchiha Madara looked up and down at the aggrieved Black Zetsu, his eyes were full of suspicion.
Those clones wanted to kill him, so how could they be kind enough to save him?

"Really, believe me, I'm different from them."

Seeing that Uchiha Madara did not bow down on the spot to thank him for saving his life, but instead had a face full of doubt, Black Zetsu was immediately furious.

Then the beating I just received was in vain?
"Hey! Don't try to fool me. Hurry up and tell me the information about your organization!" How could Uchiha Madara, who was suspicious by nature, easily believe Black Zetsu's one-sided words? He immediately frowned and stared at him with his scarlet Sharingan.

Organizational intelligence?

Black Zetsu felt his eyes go dark. Your question is too difficult. You might as well ask him about the secrets of Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara.

and many more!

A bold idea came into Black Zetsu's mind. His expression hardened, his eyes changed from timid to bright, his sneaky temperament disappeared, and he spoke in a sonorous and powerful voice.
"To be honest, I awakened my original memory during the previous battle and used it to break free from the restraints that man had placed on me."

"what?"

Uchiha Madara, who had originally wanted to torture him with his Sharingan, was stunned when he heard this. This answer was too unbelievable and he could not accept it for a moment.

This clone has become Hasi Lama’s secondary account?
"You said you awakened Hasi La Ma's memory, so let me ask you, what is Hasi La Ma's favorite food?"

"Hand-Pulled Noodle."

Because he was addicted to dice, Hashirama Senju usually only dared to go to ramen restaurants that were cheap and filling when he went out to eat.

"What is Hasi Hot Mom's hobby?"

"Take a gamble~"

"What color are Hasi Hot Mama's panties?"

"green."

"Which hand does the Hasi hot mom use to hold on to the toilet?"

“No need to use your hands!”

"hiss"

After a quick question and answer session, Uchiha Madara looked at the clone who answered fluently and couldn't help but take a breath.
Many of the questions he just asked were secrets that only he and Senju Hashirama knew, and unless they were there in person, they would never be able to answer them.

Even if the information in Hashirama Senju's mind was leaked, the enemy would not be able to record such trivial details as which hand to use when going to the toilet.

"You must believe it now, right?"

Looking at Uchiha Madara’s shocked face, Black Zetsu knew that his bet was right.

As a professional behind-the-scenes manipulator, Black Zetsu has maxed out his proficiency in the skill of peeping.

Since Indra's generation, he has been keeping a close eye on every reincarnation, recording their every word and action day and night.
This one is no exception. Even if Uchiha Madara asks him which foot Hashirama Senju takes first when he goes out every day, he can answer clearly.

If so, then he is.
Uchiha Madara had a complicated expression on his face. The clone in front of him who had awakened the original body's memory was, in a sense, another real Hasi hot mom.

"Feel sorry."

Thinking back to what he had just done, Uchiha Madara couldn't help but feel a little guilty.
"It's okay, it's okay. Just clear up the misunderstanding. Otherwise, my beating will be in vain."

Seeing that he had successfully deceived Uchiha Madara, Black Zetsu finally breathed a sigh of relief, touched his pouty lips that had begun to subside, and waved his hand generously.
"Although I have awakened my original body's memory, I also have my own will. You can call me Nizhuzi."

In order to prevent his abrupt behavior from causing unnecessary suspicion, Black Zetsu took the initiative to expose his secret and transformed himself into a clone with the memories of Hashirama Senju, rather than an incarnation of Hashirama's own will.

"Ok?"

Sure enough, after hearing Black Zetsu's explanation, Uchiha Madara frowned slightly.
No wonder the tone and temperament of the clone in front of him were so different from those of the best friend in his memory. It turned out that while the other party awakened the memory of Hashirama Senju, he did not lose his self-will that he had since the day he was born.

"So, you should have information about that man, right?"

Since he is a clone with his own will, it means that he has the secret information about Jigen.
"I do not know."

Black Zetsu shook his head gently, which made Uchiha Madara's already frowned brows even tighter, and there was a little more doubt in his eyes.
"Before I awakened my true memories, my consciousness was controlled by that man. I couldn't control myself and could only let him do whatever he wanted."

Before extinguishing the soul fire of No. 6, Black Zetsu once read the other party's memory and found that it was blank.
This body, which has never absorbed the chakra of the corresponding tailed beast, has no so-called self-awareness at all. The only driving force is the orders given by Jigen.

"If it weren't for the help of my original memory that was awakened when I was on the verge of death, I might have continued to do evil like the other clones."

"Thank him so much."

Black Zetsu's usual nonsense made Uchiha Madara believe it even more, and the doubt in his eyes gradually disappeared.

"I should thank you, too."

Uchiha Madara touched his pierced chest, and his tone softened subconsciously. He had completely believed that the clone in front of him was one of his own who had defected.

"He made me do it."

Pointing to his head solemnly, Black Zetsu replied seriously,

"Come back to Konoha with me. I will ensure your safety."

Looking around, Uchiha Madara set his eyes on Black Zetsu's face. Since this clone had betrayed that man in order to save him, he deserved his protection.

Black Zetsu shook his head.

"Do you want to harm everyone?"

"how do I say this?"

He didn't expect Black Zetsu to refuse so decisively, and what he said also confused him for a while.

Konoha is his old nest. Not only does he have strong soldiers and horses under his command, but the whole village also supports him wholeheartedly. There are only benefits and no harm in going back.

"Have you forgotten the power of that man?"

"This"

It wouldn't matter if he didn't mention it. Uchiha Madara instantly recalled Jigen's terrifying methods. He already had the power to kill the alien knight in seconds, but he was easily defeated by the opponent in a few rounds.

“There is strength in numbers.”

"That kind of strength gap can no longer be made up by numbers."

In the face of absolute power, the human wave tactic seems so pale.

"Then I can't not go back, right?"

Uchiha Madara felt mixed emotions when he thought about the position of Hokage, which he hadn't even gotten comfortable in yet. Was he going to be the Hokage with the shortest tenure?

"That's right. Not only can we not go back, but we also need to cut off all contact as soon as possible."

In order to control Uchiha Madara in his own hands, Black Zetsu took great pains.

"You have become that man's target. Going back now will only harm your relatives and friends in Konoha."

"Then what should I do? Erzhuzi."

"To save everyone (mother), please become stronger!" (End of this chapter)