Simultaneous Travel: Becoming a Legend in the Heavens.
Chapter 423: Showing You an Explosion on the Spot
Chapter 423: Showing You an Explosion on the Spot
Compared to the vulgar green leather tights, the gift Kakashi brought was particularly normal.
Made of glutinous rice, soybean powder, and white sugar, the three-color meatballs are soft and sticky, coated with a layer of thick frosting, the cake exudes a sweet aroma, and there is a stack of Japanese sweets that are so exquisitely crafted that you can't bear to eat them.
"I remembered that you like sweets, so I brought some here."
Pulling up Kai, who had not yet recovered from the blow, Kakashi pulled the cushion over without any expression and sat down properly amid the sweet fragrance.
Giving gifts to Lu Ke is a very troublesome thing. He certainly has no shortage of money. He is the best ninja craftsman in terms of equipment. Even most of the pornographic books he likes are written by Lu Ke.
After much thought, he chose dessert, a gift that basically never goes wrong. Lu Ke wouldn't eat it anyway, but the children at home would definitely like it.
"Thank you, I like it very much."
Although the No. 1 brother on the list can no longer provide him with anything valuable, this kind of thought is still rare.
Lu Ke glanced at his stupid brother who was already drooling with stars in his eyes, picked up a string of three-color meatballs and handed it to him, and smiled when he saw that he was chewing on them like a hamster.
There were quite a lot of guests visiting today, and after Gai and Kakashi, a series of footsteps were heard at the porch.
"Teacher Yuye, long time no see. How have you been these years? Oh, Kakashi and Gai are here too..."
Amidst the shouts of joy, a tall middle-aged man strode into the room. He had long white hair down to his waist, a forehead protector with the word "Oil" written on it, and a red mark under his eyes.
He was holding two large jars of wine in his hands, and his eyes swept over Kakashi and Kai who looked surprised. When he saw Luke, he smiled warmly.
Jiraiya, one of the three ninjas, breaks through the dimensional wall and delivers mysterious and familiar intelligence to countless men.
He once returned to visit Konoha Village because of "Young Jiraiya" written by Lu Ke. The two perverts hit it off immediately and became close friends regardless of age difference. They discussed various literature together.
With Luke's help, Jiraiya wrote works that went beyond 14+ stuff like "Intimate Paradise" and successfully raised his level to 18+. He has always respected Luke, and the two of them have often exchanged letters in the past two years.
Following behind Jiraiya was Naruto, who had been beaten and had a bruised face.
"Master Jiraiya, we are here to congratulate Luke on becoming the head of the Ninja Tools Club."
Kakashi explained and greeted politely.
Luke also smiled and nodded, and asked after seeing Naruto's appearance.
"Everything is fine on my end, what's wrong Naruto?"
"Oh, this kid asked me to help with special training, hoping to pass the Ninja School graduation exam next week..."
Jiraiya put the wine on the table and scratched his hair, "After all, he is a child. Although his foundation is very good, he is still a little behind the real Genin. If he wants to improve, he can only be beaten."
Luke nodded, "I see, how did you and Naruto know each other?"
"This...this..."
Jiraiya looked embarrassed and hesitant for a long time but couldn't explain it clearly.
Naruto, who looked quite miserable, spoke bluntly with a bit of pride: "When I was looking for imitation materials for the seduction technique, I met the lecherous sage outside the bathhouse!"
Jiraiya: "..."
Boom!
"It hurts!"
Amid Naruto's cries of pain, Kakashi and Guy turned on the deaf-mute mode and pretended not to hear anything.
Lu Ke smiled and said nothing, expressing his understanding.
Although Jiraiya has seen a lot now, even a married man will look for some spiritual food, and after so many years, peeping has probably become a habit that he can't quit.
But children still need education.
"Naruto, come here for a moment."
Lu Ke waved his hand, and Naruto's face immediately broke into a smile. He ran over happily, but was hit on the forehead with a "pop", and was pushed backwards by the gentle but irresistible force.
"Don't peek into the bathhouse anymore, got it?"
Luke gave a gentle reminder, and four more illustrated books from Ditto appeared in his mind, namely Naruto (Asura), Nine-Tails, Namikaze Minato (spirit), and Uzumaki Kushina (spirit).
Although opening the illustrated encyclopedia will not improve the hard power of himself and other Luke, the power of the current world does not need to consider compatibility issues, which is still of some help to him.
"I know...I know, Brother Luke."
Naruto looked depressed after being lectured, but he also had a satisfied expression as if "it feels so high to be controlled by someone", which made him look particularly twisted.
Luke took out his pistol and used a medical ninjutsu on Naruto. With a flash of green light, the injuries on his body slowly faded away and soon he recovered as before.
The boy, who was experiencing this wonderful experience for the first time, exclaimed repeatedly, and the admiration in his eyes was beyond words. Later, when he went to the room with Qianchuan Guang to eat dessert, he exclaimed from time to time.
The children walked away and the adults' drinking party began.
After all, it was the day to celebrate Lu Ke becoming the head of the Ninja Tools Department, so the atmosphere should be lively. Although drinking would interfere with things, no one could deny its effect in relaxing the body and mind.
Jiraiya enthusiastically poured wine for others. His wine was of very good quality, mellow and rich, with a strong alcoholic flavor, and it was quite easy to get people drunk.
After a few drinks, everyone's faces began to turn red, and their nerves numbed by alcohol made the tension and restraint disappear without a trace. They began to become familiar with each other and started chatting casually.
The stories of the Iron Country and the Samurai Village, the interesting things encountered during the missions, the never-give-up "passion" and "youth", plus some dirty jokes that can make men smile, the atmosphere is unexpectedly good.
Luke looked at his three friends with flushed faces with great interest, silently implanting the suggestion of "forbidden to use chakra to decompose alcohol" in their minds.
The few people who were unaware of the situation were still drinking wine with great interest. After a while, they were all drunk and unconscious, and began to reveal their innermost thoughts.
Kai buried his head in his arms with drunken eyes, and said miserably:
"I wish I had been in the village two years ago... defeating that invader... restoring the glory of Konoha... If I could do it again..."
"Wow, wow, wow... If I keep going on like this, I'll end up alone... Why do I have to be an acorn? If I can't be an eagle, at least let me be a sparrow!"
"I heard that high-intensity exercise will make you smaller."
Luke propped up his head and teased the drunkard with a smile.
"Is it true? But my youth... my youth! No, if a person doesn't exercise for more than twelve hours a day, what's the point of living..."
This is somewhat too extreme.
"Teacher Yuye...I'm so sad..."
Jiraiya's body was swaying, and the face of the old man in his 50s was full of tears and laughter, and he kept pounding the table. "Every day when it's time to submit the manuscript, I feel so sad... My mind is a mess, I feel like I have written all the poses, but I have to keep squeezing... I don't have a drop left!"
That’s so true, brother, that’s so true!
Luke almost applauded Jiraiya.
"And those... those women just covet my beauty, they don't really love me at all... Orochimaru, you bastard, why did you do that and betray the village... I must catch you..."
Luke: "..."
Damn, you’re so shameless!
Kakashi seemed a little dazed, his eyes out of focus, he looked at Luke slowly, grabbed his arm, and spoke in a low voice with a hint of alcohol.
"Luke, I...I will protect you, even if it costs my life."
Lu Ke pulled his arm away with an embarrassed look on his face. Although he was very touched, Kakashi was not Kakashi after all, and this was really too gay.
Beware of Konoha Nantong!
"You must live well, visit many places, make many friends, eat many delicious foods, experience many wonderful things, leave peacefully, and never be affected by war..."
Kakashi's unfocused eyes showed a yearning look, and he soon lost his strength and slammed his head on the table. He slowly closed his eyes, and murmured with an unspeakable sense of loss:
"Obito... Rin... Minato-sensei... Kushina-senpai... all of you, please don't die... don't die..."
Luke: "..."
Just like Naruto can make a topic become serious in an instant, Kakashi seems to have the ability to turn the script from a light comedy to a tragedy.
How about I add Lu Mingfei’s words “Don’t die” to your app?
Luke sighed and snapped his fingers. A gentle breeze blew in from the window, dispersing the smell of alcohol in the room. Doors appeared below Kakashi, Gai and Jiraiya.
The door opened and three drunks fell under the pull of gravity.
…………
Longdi Cave.
One of the three holy places ruled by the White Snake Immortal, it is full of winding caves and huge caves, and the rock walls emit mysterious lights and strange liquids.
In the deepest part of Longdi Cave, an ancient giant snake was coiled on the altar. Its terrifying aura made the air stagnant. Three figures were floating in front of the giant snake. They were wearing holy white robes and transparent ribbons, but their faces had snake-like features.
The White Snake Immortal, along with Tanashima-samahime, Ichikishima-samahime, and Tsuzu-samahime, are the most respected elder immortals in Ryuchi Cave.
In front of them, Orochimaru, wearing a researcher's robe, stood quietly with a calm and indifferent expression.
Tian Xin Shen Ji: "Orochimaru, are you sure you want to try to practice Senjutsu again?"
Ichikishima-hime: "You should know the rules of Ryuchi Cave. If you succeed, it's fine, but the consequences of failure are very serious."
Tsuzukihime: "Those who cannot withstand the transformation into snakes will be devoured by the snakes."
"I thought this is exactly what you wanted. People who failed in practicing immortal arts are rare delicacies to you, aren't they?"
The corners of Orochimaru's mouth curled up slightly, revealing a faint smile, "Cold-blooded and ruthless is the norm for snakes. You shouldn't make an exception for me, right?"
"of course not!"
The human-shaped, sanctimonious immortals had flashing eyes, their long snake tongues extended, and greed revealed in their eyes.
Orochimaru had failed once before, and although he survived by chance, this was enough to prove that he did not have the qualifications to practice immortal arts, and there would be no chance of luck if he forced himself to try a second time.
The White Snake Immortal slowly moved his body, his huge snake eyes staring at Orochimaru, his old voice filled with inquiry.
Having lived for countless years, he possesses deeper wisdom and sharper perception than the three sages. He discovered that some strange changes had taken place in Orochimaru.
Not physically, but psychologically. There was an unfathomable darkness in those empty pupils that even He could not understand.
"It looks like you have some miraculous encounter that guarantees your success, Orochimaru."
Orochimaru smiled without changing his expression, "Indeed, I have found the goal I have been searching for and gained a new life."
"Why don't you tell me before we begin?"
The White Snake Immortal opened his big snake-like mouth, and his sharp fangs shone with a bright light.
Compared to the Wet Bone Forest and Myoboku Mountain, the magic of Ryuchi Cave is more dangerous, more brutal, and more direct. The White Snake Immortal uses his fangs to directly inject natural energy. If you can survive it, you can master the magic. If you fail, you will die.
Orochimaru did not refuse, but smiled, "Of course I am willing to tell you, but are you sure you want to know?"
The White Snake Immortal's huge body paused for a moment. For some reason, he felt that a danger warning that had not appeared in thousands of years was ringing wildly, making him feel cold all over and unable to control himself.
He shut up decisively, and with his huge body as fast as lightning, he bit Orochimaru's neck in a flash. A pure and powerful natural energy flowed into Orochimaru's body along his fangs.
Orochimaru's body began to tremble unconsciously. The pure power was rapidly eroding his chakra and his body, causing large areas of his body to show signs of turning into a snake.
The conditions for practicing immortal arts are quite harsh. Even Orochimaru did not succeed at the beginning. After changing bodies several times, he was unable to adapt perfectly. Orochimaru, whose soul had accumulated pollution, naturally could not succeed.
The White Snake Sage stared at Orochimaru, and doubts began to arise in his mind when he noticed that the other party was showing signs of failure.
Could it be that the sense of crisis just now was an illusion?
Excitement flashed in the snake pupils of the three immortals. The product of a shadow-level strongman being eroded by natural energy was a rare delicacy in his long life.
Orochimaru raised his hand and watched the snake scales grow, but he didn't seem panicked at all, and he observed his changes with great interest.
"Before coming here, I hired a powerful ninja to go to a place called Takinin Village and borrowed some things from there."
He took out a test tube and drank the clear liquid in it.
The already considerable amount of chakra in Orochimaru's body suddenly expanded tenfold, quickly suppressing the corrosive natural energy.
As if provoked by the vast amount of chakra, or attracted by something, the abundant natural energy in the Ryuchi Cave rapidly rushed towards Orochimaru's body.
The two forces confronted each other, fighting and colliding with Orochimaru's body as the battlefield, but the owner of the body seemed to not care. Instead, he added fuel to the fire and tried his best to prevent the fusion of the two energies.
Cracks appeared on Orochimaru's body, and violent natural energy and chakra seemed to burst out, but were firmly trapped inside his body.
Bang!
When the two energies collided at their most intense, Orochimaru smiled and blood flowers exploded all over the sky.
(End of this chapter)
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