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Chapter 494 Shen Santong is awesome!!! (33) ( words!)

1 month 17 day.

The twenty-second day of the twelfth lunar month.

Saturday.

BJ was cold and windy, with dust and fog all around.

As a fan of Shen Santong, Dong Yifei put on a mask and made an appointment with his friends to go to the newly opened Santong Cinema.

"It's only eight o'clock, and there are so many people here so early in the morning." A friend sighed.

Dong Yifei said proudly: "Don't you see whose movie it is? Director Shen is returning to comedy, and many people are looking forward to it."

Go to the window.

"Five tickets for Lost on Journey. I ordered them online."

Another friend asked in surprise: "Can I choose my seat online?"

The ticket seller said, "Yes, Santong Cinema Line has opened SMS and online seat selection services, so you can choose your seat online."

"By the way, Shen Santong is inviting everyone to watch a movie. Now a ticket only costs 20 yuan, and buy four family tickets and get one free."

"30 million subsidy! First come, first served, and the subsidy ends when it's gone!"

Dong Yifei said: "Director Shen said that this movie doesn't make money, just make friends!"

The friend who had been silent the whole time said, “Believe his ghost, it’s a marketing strategy.”

Enter the cinema.

bang bang bang!
The familiar sound of a locomotive entering the track made Dong Yifei concentrate.

The locomotive is the god of domestic films!
The opening is hilarious.

The subtitles reveal Xu Zheng's identity as the owner of a toy factory.

Li Chenggong, played by Xu Zheng, slammed his pistol, ID and handcuffs on the table.

He questioned the staff, asking if they wanted to send him to jail, as they made the scene so realistic that their police even used his photo on their ID.

The employee subconsciously answered yes, and only said no after he came to his senses.

Another employee took over and said that even if it was delivered, we couldn’t say anything.

The whole place burst into laughter.

Dong Yifei died of laughter.

As an office worker, he also wanted to send his boss in.

The camera turns to a dairy farm.

The subtitles reveal Niu Geng's identity as a technical backbone of the dairy farm.

A group of workers complained about their boss's debts.

During the exchange, it was explained that Niu Geng mastered a skill through his own efforts despite having no education.

The skill of throwing cow eggs can bring in quite a good income.

He is simple and righteous, distinguishes between love and hate, and loves to stand up for the weak.

During this process, Wang Baoqiang's wonderful acting skills also caused laughter in the theater.

Dong Yifei often watches movies, and just from the opening scene, he keenly noticed that the identities of Li Chenggong and Niu Geng were very interesting.

One is a boss, the other a migrant worker. One is a decent worker, the other is a laborer.

There is a strong contrast.

Niu Geng went to the factory director to ask for money.

The factory director kept talking about the international situation, and Niu Geng was confused and crazy.

The audience couldn't help laughing and seemed to be thinking about something.

The US dollar interest rate cut has led to a significant increase in oil prices and freight rates, which has caused a sharp increase in the prices of basic food in countries around the world.

There is no large-scale reduction in global food production, and the fluctuations in food prices are due to human manipulation.

The price of corn feed for dairy cows has risen sharply, which will greatly increase the chances of breaking the law.

Melamine was a hot food safety incident last year, and the movie provides an interpretation of the dollar tide.

It's grand, fresh, and inexplicably reasonable.

In the plot where Niu Geng and the factory director are collecting debts, the hilarious argument leads Niu Geng to go to Changsha to collect debts.

The camera turned.

Before Li Chenggong returned home, he bought gifts for his wife and children.

When the lover played by Zuo Xiaoqing appeared, some viewers frowned slightly.

The fact of having a mistress makes people subconsciously disgusted, not to mention that the mistress wanted to get promoted and asked Li Chenggong for a divorce during the New Year.

Zuo Xiaoqing made a feint and said that he was going to Changsha to wish Li Chenggong a happy New Year and to visit his wife and children and say hello.

Li Chenggong's frightened look triggered a burst of laughter.

When Zuo Xiaoqing said she was pregnant, Li Chenggong's face froze in front of him. Zuo Xiaoqing complained that his face turned pale, and there was another burst of laughter.

Li Chenggong and Niu Geng, two people and two lines, began to converge because of their common destination, Changsha.

They all go to Changsha during the Chinese New Year.

"The timing is wrong." The sharp-eyed Dong Yifei muttered in his heart.

When I bought something, the time on the LCD screen was February 08, 2, the 3th day of the first lunar month.

As the movie entered the airplane scene, the time given in the subtitles on the big screen was January 09, 1, the 23th day of the first lunar month.

Dong Yifei also discovered that the clothes Li Chenggong wore at the airport were not the same clothes he wore when he went shopping.

The suits are the same, the jackets are the same, but the ties are different.

Both are silver with a yellowish tint, but there are slight differences in color and style and patterns. One has a star pattern and the other has a moon.

Dong Yifei didn't know whether it was a prop error or some other arrangement.

This drama should have been filmed last year, and the time on the LCD screen may be a mistake.

If you don't look carefully at the clothes, you can't see it.

Dong Yifei didn't have time to think too much, the plot entered a high-energy stage.

Li Chenggong's subordinates only booked him economy class, and when he queued up to handle the service, the person in front of him was Niu Geng, who was flying for the first time in his life.

The two characters collide for the first time.

Niu Geng asked: "Do I have a standing ticket or a seated ticket?"

This caused a burst of laughter in the theater.

Li Chenggong finally got his turn in line, but Niu Geng came back and Li Chenggong showed him the way: "Gate 2b, go to 13c."

Another burst of laughter.

Then came the hilarious plot.

Niu Geng held a spatula in one hand and a kitchen knife in the other: "You don't allow me to take this, and you don't allow me to take that, and you want me to check in all this luggage. Okay, I promise I'll check it in later."

"But why aren't you allowed to take my bottle of milk?"

Tang Yan plays the security inspector, and her uniform is very beautiful: "Excuse me sir, according to the regulations of the Civil Aviation Administration, liquids are not allowed on board the plane."

According to regulations, liquids cannot be brought on board airplanes, so Niu Geng had to either drink the milk or check it in.

Niu Gengjue got angry and drank the whole bucket of milk in front of everyone's shocked eyes.

Many people in the theater couldn't help laughing.

This is especially true for Dong Yifei.

This shot is a tribute to "Supermarket". In "Supermarket", it was Tang Xiaolian and Tire. Tire drank a big bottle of mineral water, and now Niu Geng drinks a big bucket of milk.

Li Chenggong sighed: "What a talented person." Another burst of laughter.

On the plane, Niu Geng was about to vomit milk.

Mr. Li handed over the vomit bag, but he swallowed it again. The whole audience burst into laughter.

"I can't stand it anymore!" Dong Yifei couldn't stop laughing.

When Niu Geng asked, "Can you open the window to get some fresh air?", everyone burst into laughter.

The plane had to make an emergency landing because of Niu Geng’s bad mouth, and we could only take the train to Changsha.

Transfer to the train.

Li Xiaolu was selling mobile phones at the station, and there was another round of laughter.

Dong Yifei discovered that Shen Santong's ability to control movies had increased again.

Both the camera and the soundtrack are extremely smooth.

Think about it and understand.

With two films every year, the progress is indeed fast. Many directors only make one film every three or four years.

The train station appears lively but not noisy.

There is a festive atmosphere in the camera.

On the train, the camera turned to the child JJ, and he laughed again.

Because of the heavy snow, the train was suspended and people were replaced by cars.

Niu Geng warmed up to save the old lady, and the audience laughed.

When Niu Geng was cheated by a liar, it made people speechless.

There are many scammers these days. For example, if you see begging at the station, some people may not be so kind as to be cheated.

Li Chenggong returned to the bus station and met Niu Geng, who was waiting foolishly for the female scammer to pay back the money.

Niu Geng said: "It's better to cheat! It means no one is sick. It's better if no one is sick!"

Niu Geng's character is further highlighted.

It didn't take long for this scene to get to the funny part.

The hotel maid asked, "Open one?"

"You two men open one?"

This caused a burst of laughter.

When Li Chenggong fell down and had to go to bed, he felt Niu Geng sleeping naked.

Especially Niu Geng came over and touched it.

"What's the condition for sleeping naked? Put on some clothes."

The whole theater burst into laughter.

The theater was completely blown away by the scene with Fan Bingbing.

"Sister, please stop trying to persuade me. I have to report everything I eat, drink and wear to him every day. Doesn't he want to catch me in adultery? I'll tell him to catch me, damn it!"

"He was eavesdropping when I was leaving, so I deliberately told him the name of the hotel and the room number. It's not my fault that I look like Fan Bingbing, so why does he keep saying that I look like a vixen?"

It's so hilarious that Fan Bingbing makes fun of himself in his Shandong accent.

The tense scene of catching an adulterer, and when the scene of Li Chenggong standing on the clothes rack appeared, the audience in the theater laughed so hard that they fell over.

Take the ferry.

Dong Yifei found something wrong again. Li Chenggong said that he was divorced, which contradicted the beginning of the movie.

However, Shen Santong's movie made him subconsciously forgiving and he did not think of it as a design error. Perhaps it was a foreshadowing.

Then it was the scene where Dong Yifei had to pay homage.

Chase the cheater.

Li successfully chased the liar all the way home.

Reverse!

Plot twist!

The female liar gave a sensational speech.

Yuan Quan’s acting was so good, and the empathy was so strong!

But Dong Yifei was not feeling well.

During the Spring Festival, if we want to talk about great love, this is not the way to do it.

It would be fine if it was just downplayed, but there had to be something like the boyfriend died, and then so many coincidences to heal the eyes, and then look at the rape flowers.

To exaggerate the story for the liar.

Li Chenggong was about to cry, and Niu Geng was about to cry too.

The youngest daughter gave a painting to Li Chenggong. When he opened it, he found it was a portrait of two people.

Dong Yifei felt something was wrong and thought Shen Santong was going to die.

So much space is used to portray the liar.

however.

It turns out that he was childish!

The picture is very warm and touching.
Suddenly, the son ran out happily and shouted excitedly: "Mom, don't let them run away, Dad is back."

Second reversal!

A moment.

The tears in Yuan Quan's eyes disappeared, and his expression suddenly changed and became cold.

The movie's soundtrack suddenly changes, becoming fierce and fast-paced.

There's nothing sensational about it, it's just a way to delay time!
Li Chenggong and Niu Geng realized something was wrong and wanted to run away.

Huang Bo walked in first, followed by five or six brothers.

When Guo Jingfei, who played the guest role as the red-haired little brother, started shouting "Fuck you!", the whole audience burst into laughter.

Niu Geng exploded and dominated the entire stadium.

the other side.

The red-haired boy was stunned: "F*ck! My! God!"

Certificate!

Li Chenggong's photo!

Police ID!

Police ID card made by Li Chenggong Toy Factory.

Before boarding the plane, he took off the toy gun and handcuffs, and did not show his ID.

In other words, the documents were left behind!
After two foreshadowings, at this moment, the foreshadowing exploded!

In drama, if a gun appears in the first act, there will be gunshots in the third and fourth acts.

Many viewers felt their scalps tingling.

The buried gun went off!

The red-haired little brother's voice suddenly changed: "Fuck you, big brother, this is not right, this is the police!"

Looking again, Niu Geng exploded and knocked everyone except him to the ground.

Huang Bo struggled to get up and took the certificate handed to him by his younger brother. His expression changed, showing multiple levels.

The audience in the theater chuckled, but were mostly shocked.

It was not until the red-haired little brother bowed madly that the audience's shock was relieved and they started laughing.

With this plot twist, Dong Yifei just wanted to shout: Shen Santong is awesome! ! ! !

It's so awesome, and so ironic.

It’s a satire on how some movies are forced to be more elevated!
(End of this chapter)