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Chapter 557 Goodbye Wade
“Hahahahaha~~~~”

Seeing that Thea's face was becoming more and more gloomy as she guessed.

Donton immediately burst into shocking laughter.

While laughing, Donton patted Xia's shoulder heavily, leaned close to her cheek and spoke loudly.

"Don't humiliate yourself here, little girl, your TV series is so wild, cool and awesome, it has everything that should and shouldn't be there!

So forget it, and just think of us as your unscrupulous classmates at high school and college parties.

Come on, don't think about how you look in the TV show. You are about to find your brother. Be alert and don't lose points!"

Having said that, Donton's right hand slid down Xia's back and landed on Xia's buttocks.

Snapped!
After a loud bang, Xia jumped up suddenly and covered her butt involuntarily.

"Dead soul!"

She was not particularly angry about the ghost beating her. After all, she still had to rely on the ghost now.

At such a young age, Xia was inexplicably transported to another unfamiliar universe, so of course he would cling to the dead soul as a straw.

She just felt that... the ghost used too much strength and it really hurt!
Looking at Xia, who looked unhappy and hesitant to speak, Donton grinned and said jokingly.

"That's right. Even though you have a flat chest and are weak, you are still a superhero from DC. How can you lose face in front of the guys from Marvel?

You can lose to anyone but not to Marvel, Xia, cheer up and come with me to meet your brother~"

After he finished speaking, Downton waved to Coulson and smiled.

"In your universe, you have already seen too many incredible things.

I just observed and found that there are three Thanos in your universe, and they are all locked up by you. That's awesome.

In short, since it is already incredible enough, what is there to be afraid of?
The girl next to me is indeed from DC, and the Green Arrow that Wade is carrying is indeed the Green Arrow.

If you don't believe me, I can bring the clown over for you to see.

There are a lot of clowns in my Gotham. They're like fucking mushrooms. They pop up in droves every time it rains.

I have two of them hidden in my manor. They are always thinking about how to kill each other, and then pretend nothing happened in front of me. It's so fucking funny~"

After saying that, Donton snapped his fingers at Thea, and then he turned and walked to the other side of the corridor.
Coulson said in amazement and resignation as he nervously followed.

“Ahem, well, you know this place better than I do, Wade is indeed here.

But isn’t the DC thing too exaggerated? If the DC world is also the real world and can invade us, isn’t it?

That... is true. Actually, I don't particularly care about DC's heroes and villains. They are pretty much the same as us in Marvel. We have the Illuminati to deal with any enemy that comes our way.

What I am worried about is that, since there really is a DC world, what about worlds like Cthulhu that are countless times more troublesome than DC?
God, I don't mind being teammates with Superman for once, but I really don't want a bunch of inexplicable outer gods popping up in our universe!

That was a nightmare!!!"

Coulson's face almost turned green, after all, the significance of Thea and Green Arrow was too special.

It is definitely not just about crossing parallel universes.

But it’s true fantasy coming into reality!
Although the Coulson of this universe has received countless Wade and other heroes from other universes, he has also defeated hundreds of super villains including the three Thanos together with countless heroes.

But even so, Coulson doesn't want to face troubles like Cthulhu or the Four Warp Peddlers!

After Downton and Wade appeared with people from the DC world, since all the characters from DC comics appeared, what about Cthulhu and Warhammer?

Isn't it just a matter of time?

Looking at Coulson's increasingly gloomy expression, Downton curled his lips, turned to Spider-Man and said.

“Okay, this poor middle-aged Mediterranean agent is scared by me.

What about you, Peter, do you want to meet Clark? He lives in my house~"

"Oh wow, oh shit, that's so cool!!!"

Spider-Man's eyes suddenly lit up, he licked his lips excitedly, and said to Donton in amazement.

"Is it really okay?"

"Wait, Peter, this is not our call.

If it is confirmed that the DC world really exists, then how should we communicate with the DC world, and what content should our communication focus on?

These matters should not be decided by us. We still have to wait for the director, the president, the United Nations, the military-industrial complex and other departments to issue us orders and guidance!"

Coulson interrupted Peter anxiously. He was afraid that as soon as Peter agreed, a bunch of inexplicable Justice Leaguers would pop up in Downton.

In Coulson's opinion, the local superheroes in their Marvel Universe are already troublesome enough, with civil wars breaking out all the time.

But even so, they are still pale in comparison to DC!
Because in the DC world, any superhero who has never turned evil is not a superhero at all!

Unfortunately, Downton didn't bother to care about Coulson's thoughts. He just shook his finger with a smile and reminded Coulson.

“Stop it, Coulson, the third kind of contact has already happened, Thea and I are already here.

So what do you want to choose? Do you choose to kill me and Xia to eliminate the channel that may connect the DC and Marvel worlds?

Or maybe take off your suit, put on your shirt and dance for me and Thea?

I promise you, if you dance well enough, we can dance together, haha~"

Amidst loud laughter, Donton suddenly stopped in the middle of the corridor, then turned 90 degrees and looked at the empty wall in front of him.

Xia was puzzled by this and asked Donton in confusion.

"What are we stopping here for?"

"Because just now, our Coulson and Spider-Man's good leader, Mazer Falkner, the eternal director of S.H.I.E.L.D., Nick Fury, announced to his men that Wade and your brother should be detained.

Of course, they want to detain us, Thea, too. They want to talk to us!"

"Shit, oh shit, I'm just a fucking street hero, I can't take on the entire Avengers, the fucking comic book version of them!

Ghost, I want to go home, I don't want to be locked up in this place, I have a date with Donny Ropes, you have to have a way, right? "

Thea was startled by what Donton said. She quickly took off the bow and arrow from her back, instinctively strung the string and aimed the arrow at Spider-Man.

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa, come on, buddy!"

Spider-Man raised his hands in panic and kept trying to persuade Thea, while Coulson on his left looked at Spider-Man with a wry smile on his face.

Then Coulson turned to Downton and tried to persuade him as gently as possible.

"Mr. Dead Soul, right? Although I don't know your position, and I haven't seen you appear in the DC comics.

But I think, since you didn't hide your identity from us, we can definitely sit down and have a good chat. Your hearing is really good, even I don't know what decision my director made, but you have heard it!
But I can assure you that I am definitely not a person who only knows how to obey orders. In fact, I have a bad temper and I may not necessarily obey the director's orders.

Like right now, instead of locking you up and talking to you later, I'd rather take you in and sit down with us in our bar.

You haven't been to the Avengers bar yet, have you? The old wine there is great!"

"Ha ha……"

Listening to Coulson's persuasion, Downton grinned, then grabbed Thea's arm and pulled her behind him.

"Thea!"

Donton called Xia's name in a serious tone.

Hearing this, Xia shuddered all over and hurriedly asked Donton.

"Have you figured out a solution?"

"I did think of a way!"

"Great, what's the solution?"

"I'll kill that Donny Ropes when I get back!"

"What kind of nonsense is this? What kind of solution are you thinking of? Are you sure you are thinking of a solution to take me home, not a solution to return to my Pushri?"

Xia raised her calf and kicked Donton's calf hard, then gritted her teeth and fell to the ground, covering her ankle and crying in pain.

Donton grabbed her head with amusement and lifted her face towards himself until Thea's nose touched his abdominal muscles.

"Thea."

Feeling the temperature of Thea's breath with the skin outside his abdominal muscles, Donton rubbed her ears and smiled.

“Why would I need to think of a way to go home?
I don’t know if you have ever learned striptease. If not, at least you have seen it, right?

So remember the moves of that dance, and when I bring you and your brother home, perform it for me with passion and sincerity!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Donton threw Xia to the side and then kicked forward fiercely.

Boom! ! !
After a crisp sound, the thick wall in front of Donton was like a broken chocolate shell, and a huge gap was kicked out by Donton.

The part of the wall that was stepped on by Downton now acted like a missile, passing through several walls in a row and creating a huge gap in the Avengers Building.

At the same time, on the top floor of the Avengers, in a detention room where Wade and Oliver were imprisoned.

Wade lay lazily on the bed in the glass room, his legs raised high like an old dog turning over, thrusting his hips out of boredom.

"Oh, I didn't expect them to do this to me, this is fucking awesome, they gave me a dorm in the Women's Federation building, Wade Wilson's dorm!

I knew I was in the right place when I saw Deathstroke and I came up with this great idea!

Oliver Queen, you are my benefactor, although I particularly hate your name Green Arrow, because that damn name reminds me of a damn damn name that is also green, and that is my eternal pain!

But anyway, man, thanks for helping the great Wade Wilson get the status he deserves!
I’m the fucking savior of Marvel, damn, the Avengers should have given me a room a long time ago!”

"Shit, shut your stinky mouth!!!"

Oliver was going crazy after being ruthlessly harassed by Wade Wilson again and again!
The day before yesterday was a sunny day, and he patrolled the city as usual.

Then I accidentally saw the death knell!
This was also good news. His ill-fated relationship with Deathstroke should have ended long ago, so he just rushed to Deathstroke.

But before he could even finish two sentences to Deathstroke, he was dragged through a door by the bastard who was chatting with Deathstroke!

Damn it, he thought that bastard in red was Deathstroke's younger brother. After all, their battle suits were so similar!

In short, Oliver came to the Marvel world in such a bizarre way, and then was forced to follow Wade, and was dragged by him to meet a series of Avengers members.

He couldn't even run away, because not only was it difficult for him to escape Wade's eyes, he couldn't escape the pursuit of the entire Avengers!

And Wade's damn portal is right in the Avengers Building!

Anyway, this is how things have evolved to the current situation.

He and Wade were sent to solitary confinement, and even their peeing had to be monitored by surveillance cameras.

In just two days, Oliver's blood was drawn nine times. He didn't lose so much blood the last time he fought with the Assassin's League!

And now, this shitty Wade is still talking big here!

"Why don't you just go die!!!"

Oliver couldn't stand it anymore, so he grabbed a chair and slammed it against the glass wall.

Hearing the voice coming from the side, Wade shook his feet and shouted to Oliver.

"You are happy too, right? Happy that a comic character like you has become a real person and even appeared in a comic book?

Don't thank me, I just like doing good things like helping others broaden their minds.
Don't worry, and don't fret, Oliver Queen.

If you've read my comics, you'd know what a badass I am. I'll send you home, but only after I've successfully joined the Avengers!"

"It's none of my business which alliance you join, asshole. Even if you join the helicopter gender alliance maintenance team, I don't mind helping you fill your py with a few barrels of oil so that you can fly higher!
You brought me here, and I can't go back for the time being. I accept it. I can accept all of this because I have encountered more difficult times than this!

What I can't accept is, can you please put on your mouth which is more smelly than my insoles which I haven't washed for three days, fuck, fuck..."

boom! ! !
Before Oliver could finish his words, a loud noise suddenly occurred.

Afterwards, Oliver froze in his little room, staring blankly at a passage that suddenly appeared in the big confinement room?

The midday sun shone through the passage, just right near Wade's crotch.

In the past, Wade would have moved his crotch to keep himself warm.

But now, Wade turned over and sat up, then shouted excitedly in the direction of the temporary passage.

"Woohoo, this is not a super villain style, no one would do this in the Avengers Tower!

My good brother, Black Widow Knight, the Fucker of Hill, the Slayer of Bald Women, the Great Savior of Marvel Comics, it must be you!!!"

“Haha, of course I’m here, but what is Black Widow Knight?
Would you show off to your friends that you got on a bus as an honor? It has nothing to do with honor, it's just an experience of life!"

Downton laughed and walked into the passage he had kicked out, shouting to Wade from afar as he walked.

While he was shouting, he happened to pass by an office.

Several agents, led by the Black Widow, were originally observing the situation of Downton and Wade, but in the blink of an eye they saw Downton running into his room!
Listen to what Wade and Donton said again...

For a moment, the agents' eyes began to look strange when they looked at Black Widow.

(End of this chapter)