Chapter 497 Om Cried
"Thousands of years later... wow..."

Taiyi Zhenren opened his mouth.

"Thousands of years later, have I become one of the Twelve Golden Immortals?"

"Uh, Fat Master, if I remember correctly, you were already one of the Twelve Golden Immortals when you accepted me as your apprentice, right?"

Nezha smiled slightly and couldn't help but recall the past.

Taiyi Zhenren patted his belly with satisfaction and said happily.

"Did you hear that, Junior Brother? Even if you try to swap the Spiritual Pearl and the Demonic Pill with me, I will still be one of the Twelve Golden Immortals, haha!"

"Hmph, De... De... De..."

Shen Gongbao snorted coldly and became incoherent with anger.

On the side, Yang Erlang looked at Shen Gongbao curiously and asked with a smile.

"Since he is Master Taiyi's junior apprentice, this person must also be Master Taiyi's uncle, so Master Taiyi wants to talk about... virtue?"

"De...De is not worthy of the position!"

Shen Gongbao gritted his teeth and spoke out what was in his mind. Then, he cupped his hands, saluted to everyone around the round table, and spoke.

"I am Shen Gongbao, and I am honored to meet you fellow Taoists!"

"Shen Gongbao?!"

"Shen Gongbao!!!"

"It's Shen Gongbao!"

"My grass!"

"General Dividing Water!!!"

For a moment, Yang Jian, Nezha and others all stood up in shock and looked at Shen Gongbao in amazement.

Even Zhu Bajie couldn't help but shout "General".

Seeing everyone's intense reaction, Shen Gongbao frowned and asked thoughtfully.

"What's wrong, I...did I do anything big...big in these thousands of years?"

"Haha, that's not just an ordinary big deal, Uncle Shen Gong, you did a great thing. You almost sent tens of thousands of Golden Immortal uncles and uncles of Jiejiao to the List of Gods!"

Yang Jian hurriedly explained to Shen Gongbao.

“Although we have established our own Heavenly Court now, our main purpose is to be heretical.

But even so, it would be better for Uncle Shen Gong to mention your name less often.

Otherwise, even with our protection, there might be some old seniors from the Heavenly Court who would come to you, Uncle Shen Gong, to have a good talk with you.

Of course, I guess more fellow Taoists would like to compete with you, uncle.

I wonder if you, Uncle Shen Gong, are good at discussing the Dao, and if you know a bit about boxing?"

At this point, Yang Jian couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Hearing Yang Jian's laughter, everyone present was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter, making Shen Gongbao's face turn red.

"This……"

Shen Gongbao gritted his teeth and asked helplessly.

"I really have a great... a great... a great reputation!
But... why is this happening? What did I do?
Just because I exchanged the Spiritual...Spiritual Pearl and the Magic Pill?"

"What spirit bead, what magic pill? Isn't the spirit bead Nezha's junior brother? What is the magic pill?"

Facing Shen Gongbao's question, Yang Jian asked back, which made Taiyi Zhenren standing next to him confused.

Taiyi Zhenren pointed at Nezha in disbelief and asked loudly.

"Wait, you call this a spirit bead? But I think it's even more devilish than the magic pill!!!"

Following Taiyi Zhenren's words, everyone turned their attention, especially Li Jing's family, they all looked towards the big Nezha.

So, the next moment they saw that cold and stern face and Nezha's eyes full of ruthlessness again!
The little demon Nezha stared at the big Nezha for a long time, and couldn't help smacking his lips and laughing.

“Hehe, I thought he was me when I grew up, but he turned out to be Lingzhu?
If that's the case, then there's no difference between the spirit bead and the magic bead, they'll both end up looking the same anyway, haha~"

Amidst the laughter, Nezha, the Demon Pill, suddenly felt a lot more relaxed, as if the prejudice from the word Demon Pill had disappeared.

And the big Nezha.

Looking at Xiao Mowan's happy expression, he curled his lips and sneered.

"What spiritual pearls, what magic pills, they are all jokes, I am just me.

They call me Lingzhuzi, but I think that if the Great Sage didn't interfere in your world, then you, the so-called Demon Pill, should be happier than me. At least you have a good pair of parents.

snort! "

As soon as he finished speaking, Nezha picked up his chopsticks, picked up the food, and started eating.

Seeing that Nezha was unwilling to say more, everyone started drinking with him, and the scene soon became lively.

While everyone was toasting, the second spider sister covered her mouth, quietly stood up and came to the side of the anxious He Tong.

After looking up at Hetong's face, and then looking down at Hetong's legs, the second sister smiled with her hand covering her mouth, then raised her hand and pressed it on Hetong's waist.

The touch on her waist made He Tong shiver all over. She looked at her second sister anxiously.

Facing Hetong's anxious eyes, the second sister smiled, climbed onto Hetong's shoulders again, hugged Hetong and smiled in her ear.

"Oh, my dear sister, look at your lovely little face, and then look at your long legs like chopsticks, they are too thin~

I guess our master must like you very much. Your long legs wrapped around his waist must make him shiver with joy~"

pop~
The second sister gently patted Hetong's butt, causing Hetong to tremble all over.

"You... don't talk nonsense. I... I have nothing to do with that great saint!"

"Yes, yes, it's nothing, my sister is still a virgin, she looks very cute.

But when my sister is no longer a virgin, she might be more popular.”

The second sister came close to Hetong's ear and whispered softly.

"Sister, take a closer look. When it comes to handsomeness, my master is no less handsome than anyone else. Isn't he very handsome?"

"You...why should I watch those!"

He Tong's face turned cold, he shrugged his shoulders, and shook his second sister off.

Although the second sister is also a famous fairy, she is still far behind the famous immortals like Hetong.

Although both of them are goblins, their methods are different. Even if one has a mother, the Weaver Girl, to teach him, he can only learn half of the right way.

The other one who made his debut was the crane in Yuxu Palace, who learned the way of nature.

Seeing herself being shaken aside, the second spider sister was slightly stunned, and then she smiled.

“Sister He is quite a character. I am beginning to look forward to working with her.

I just hope my sister doesn’t scream too loudly when she falls…”

"Ahem, um, He Tong, come over here and pour some wine!"

In the distance, Donton raised his hand helplessly and interrupted the conversation between the two women.

Everyone was very alert and could hear their conversation clearly even though it was in a low voice. It didn't make anyone blush.

Seeing Tang Dun greeting him, He Tong was dissatisfied, but after a brief consideration, he finally moved closer.

Seeing He Tong approaching, Princess Iron Fan picked up the wine jug and handed it to He Tong as she passed by.

"Little bird, you go to add wine, not perfume.

Why don't you bring the wine over? Do you want our master to sit next to you and eat with your scent?"

"No, no, no... No, I... No, I mean... I..."

"Okay, bring the wine and serve the master, then go!" Tieshan pushed Hetong's elbow, allowing the nervous girl to continue walking towards Downton.

Looking at Hetong's figure, the old cow beside him grinned, then hugged the jade-faced fox tightly and said.

"Great Sage, you are indeed quite pretty, but still not as pretty as my Jade-faced Lady!
It's like this, my wife and a few of her sisters recently came over from Jilei Mountain to join us.

Old Cow, I guess, although there is no shortage of beauties around you, Great Sage, no matter whether it is that white-haired Rakshasa or those country spiders.

In terms of looks, they are qualified, but when it comes to importance and the ability to serve others, they are certainly inferior.

Great Sage, isn’t that what you thought too? That’s why you asked this crane to serve you?
In this case, why don't I give my wife's sisters to you, Great Sage, so that they can make your bed, take care of your daily life, and do some work within their abilities?"

Having said that, the old cow grinned, then glanced at the Rakshasa woman with ill intent.

While glaring at the Rakshasa woman, the old cow hugged the Jade-faced Fox tightly, with such strength that the Jade-faced Fox could not help but let out a coquettish cry.

Seeing this, the Rakshasa woman's face turned dark and then she stood up.

She rushed all the way to Donton's side. When she passed by Hetong, she snatched the wine from Hetong's hand and sat down in Donton's arms.

"Great Sage, let me toast you!"

The Rakshasa woman said this, then picked up the wine jar and took a big gulp.

Holding the wine in his mouth, the Rakshasa woman rushed over, made an incense cup, and personally delivered the wine into Donton's mouth.

After drinking the wine, Donton immediately laughed and patted the Rakshasa woman's butt, and said to Lao Niu at the same time.

"Fuck, look at the way you are. If someone doesn't know, they would think I'm part of your play. Damn it!

Drink well and stop talking about trivial things. Come on, come on, let's toast to Lao Niu."

Seeing that Donton was in a good mood, everyone toasted him one after another. After drinking for about half an hour, Donton patted Princess Iron Fan's butt and continued to speak to everyone at the table.

"Okay, after three rounds of wine and five dishes, I think you are all drunk.

Then you guys continue drinking, I have other things to do.

You guys continue to settle down here. The Three Realms are in a state of chaos right now, and there are probably many things waiting for you to arrange. There is also room for development in Xiao Xitian.

As for me, I'll find a chance to bring a few monkeys over, and then we'll have some fun!"

After saying that, Donton stood up and bowed to everyone, then spoke to the crane boy who was a little confused by the spiders.

"Xianhe, let's go, quickly."

"Ah? Oh, yes, I'll get up right away."

He Tong stood up in a daze, staggered behind Tang Dun, and fell into Tang Dun's arms with a plop.

Donton supported the girl and disappeared from everyone's sight in a blink of an eye.

Seeing that Donton left so decisively, Princess Iron Fan couldn't help but spit.

"You grown men, don't you always like to be away from home?"

No one dared to answer this question. Why did everyone at the table just laugh and continue drinking and playing finger-guessing games, while Yang Jian and Nezha simply went to the side and found a training ground to practice against each other.

As for Taiyi Zhenren, he and Shen Gongbao sat on the edge, chatting over a glass.

Zhu Bajie chatted with them.

Seeing that Tang Dun had left, Shen Gongbao exhaled a breath of alcohol and felt that he could finally ask some key questions.

So he shook his head to stay awake, and then asked Zhu Bajie.

"By the way, Brother Pig, I see among you people, there are demons, gods, monsters, ghosts and rakshasas, so how did you get together?

Also, what on earth are you guys planning to do? You've created such a huge business, with countless monsters, this should be a big undertaking, right?"

"Haha, Brother Leopard, you really should drink more!
Have you noticed that you don’t stutter when you drink? How great! "

Zhu Bajie laughed and grabbed Shen Gongbao's hand, asking him to drink another cup.

After drinking the wine, Zhu Bajie thought for a moment and then continued to preach to Shen Gongbao.

"As for our business and our career.

Haha, I, Old Pig, guarantee that there is no bigger business in the world than ours!

Heaven, earth, humans, gods, ghosts, insects, scales, hairs, and feathers, we are a group of people with all five poisons.

I won't tell you yet, you just have to guess what we want to do. Maybe we want to play role-playing games with our Monkey King, haha!"

Amidst loud laughter, Zhu Bajie held Shen Gongbao's hand tightly.

Shen Gongbao couldn't help but look at Taiyi Zhenren, and then asked in a low voice.

"Are you planning to... create a court headed by the demon race?
I see that you have a large population and a full complement of soldiers and generals. If you put things in order, you can be like a small imperial court. Are you separatist?"

"Haha, bullshit about ruling a region, our business is much bigger than that!
Listen carefully, Brother Shen Gongbao, the reason why we are sitting together is to... rebel against the heavens!"

"Rebellion...? Rebellion...?! What the hell?!!"

Shen Gongbao's expression tightened and he couldn't help rubbing his face.

Have I become... a rebel?

At the same time, the Black Myth group was continuing their banquet.

DC Universe, under the Pacific Ocean near Gotham.

Two figures suddenly appeared.

As soon as he appeared, he drank a big mouthful of sea water. He Tong, who was originally very confused, woke up in an instant.

"Water-avoiding spell!"

After instinctively casting a water-repellent spell on himself, He Tong's face turned red and he quickly struggled out of Donton's arms.

"Great Sage, please forgive me. I was... drunk just now!"

"It's a small problem, no problem, come on."

Donton waved to Hetong, and the two of them turned into two lines of water and quickly rushed to the outskirts of an underwater city.

Looking at the magnificent, technologically advanced underwater city at the bottom of the sea in the distance, He Tong narrowed his eyes in surprise.

"That is……"

“It’s Atlantis, a great place with no shortage of seafood.

Come on, let me take a look. It's been almost an hour. They should have made almost all the arrangements, right?"

After muttering something, Donton led the crane boy and easily passed through the defense network of Atlantis.

The alarm sounded instantly, and countless water cannons immediately extended from the edge of the Atlantis wall, aiming at Donton and Hetong.

Although he didn't know what a water cannon was, He Tong still took a step forward, approached Donton and asked softly.

"Great Sage, would you like me to help..."

"No need, haha, they don't have the courage to blast me, I..."

Boom boom boom! ! !
Before Donton could finish his words, the water cannons in the distance opened fire and blasted directly towards Donton. Scared Hetong so much that he quickly spread his wings to protect himself and Donton.

……

Just like that, about five minutes later.

Sitting on the supreme throne of Atlantis, Tang Dun stood up, crossed his legs, put his elbows on the armrests, supported his chin with his palms, and looked coldly at Om who was kneeling below.

And Om...

Even at the bottom of the sea, everyone present could clearly see that Om was crying!
"My Lord, Your Majesty, I, Atlantis, really did not intend to assassinate you!

Just now, a lot of sea creatures suddenly appeared, including a dragon, which made our guards too nervous!

Please spare us, we really don't want to attack you, really!!!"

(End of this chapter)

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