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Chapter 408 Zhoukoudian is half of my hometown!

"Look straight at you bastard?"

Feeling the flames surrounding him and the subtle tingling in his soul, Donton shook his legs and said to the little evil spirit with a smile.

"Brother, take my advice and be nice to yourself.

When you go out, your identity is given by yourself. "

After he finished speaking, Donton picked up the wine jug and wanted to take a sip, but after he lifted the jug, he found that the wine inside had been dried up by the deep blue flame of the little evil spirit.

Looking at the lazy Donton, the flames on the little evil spirit jumped uncontrollably twice.

His jaw opened and closed twice, and he continued to speak viciously to Donton.

"Showing off your words cannot cover up the heinousness of your crimes!
Now, look me in the eyes!!!"

"hehe."

Facing the increasingly restless pressure from the little evil spirit, Donton waved his hand casually.

He just smiled slightly, then turned to Wu Fengji and said teasingly.

"Well, Feng Ji, go buy some melon seeds for the little evil spirit.

I really don't like bullying idiots. After all, Ghost Rider sometimes has his brain taken away by the spirit of vengeance in his body.

Since you have a good personality and talk a lot when you are normal, I will take good care of the spirit of revenge in your body..."

"I asked you to look at me straight! Za..."

"Fuck you!!!"

Before Donton could finish his words, he was interrupted by the increasingly agitated questioning of the little evil spirit.

This time, Donton really couldn't bear it anymore.

Without waiting for the little evil spirit to finish his words for the third time, Donton stretched out his left hand and grabbed the little evil spirit's chin!

Even though the flames of the evil spirit instantly burned through Donton's skin and muscles, Donton still used his crystal-clear jade-like hand bones to pinch the little evil spirit's head and force his eyes closer to himself!
"Looking straight at you, damn it, are you the only one who can look straight at you!

How can you, a bastard who can't even kill all the evil people on this fucking Earth, have the qualifications to bark in front of me!
It's true that I carry the lives of billions of people on my shoulders, but every one of them is a bastard who can make you light blue fire and dance on your grave!

You are not qualified to judge me!!!"

As Donton spoke, he sneered and put his right hand to his ear.

The next moment, the Ruyi stick appeared instantly, and Donton pressed one end of the short stick against the spine of the little evil spirit!

Before the little evil spirit could react, the Ruyi stick extended in an instant.

Kara!

After a crisp sound, the extended part of the Ruyi stick directly tore the little evil spirit's skeleton into two pieces.

Donton's hand bones were still tightly grasping the little evil spirit's skull, and below the little evil spirit's cervical vertebrae, there was still a small section of the spine, half a clavicle and three ribs involved.

As for the other part of the little evil spirit's body, the remaining bone frame directly broke through Odin's palace, and then continued to pierce through hundreds of Asgard buildings, and penetrated into the distant mountains.

In a flash, Donton grabbed the little evil spirit's still burning head and held it in front of himself.

Staring into his deep eyes, Donton asked him word by word.

"Did you see my eyes, asshole?"

As soon as the question was asked, without waiting for the little evil spirit to respond, Donton suddenly raised his right hand.

The mountains in the distance and the nearby Fairy Palace were torn in half by Donton's action of picking up the stick.

At this time, the Ruyi Stick was like a flagpole, breaking through the wall and standing upright in the center of the fairy palace.

The top of the flagpole, which is the end of the magic wand, is connected to the body of the little evil spirit. While his body sways in the wind, a flag with blue flames is raised for Asgard.

It all happened so quickly that by the time Downton had finished all this, Odin had time to beat Gungnir severely.

"My palace, damn it, can't you fight somewhere else, like Jotunheim or something like that!"

"Tsk, what a shitty palace, so what if it's damaged, I'll compensate you.

Although I am a bastard, I am not a gangster.

Just a fairy palace and half a mountain, fuck, this is definitely enough for you."

As Donton responded, he let go of the Ruyi Rod and took off the Mind Gem hanging on his chain mail sling with his right hand.

As he threw the gem to Odin, Donton sneered.

“As for the Infinity Stones, I only need a Space Stone for my collection.

In addition, a cosmic cube is included with the space gem, which looks like an ornament and is very beautiful.

As for this Mind Gem, you can play with it for real.

How about it, now you don't feel bad for your palace anymore, right?"

"what."

After hearing what Donton said, Odin laughed and then rubbed his armrests and said.

“We prehistoric Avengers also collected these gems in the past. With the help of Agamotto and other partners, we even collected five Infinity Stones at our peak.

Do you think they can be of use to me?
No, they are not worthy of being my helpers.

And if Asgard loses me, then neither Thor nor Loki will be qualified to master something that is bound to bring danger. "

"What do you say?"

After hearing Odin's words, Donton immediately put his right hand to his ear.

He just pretended to listen attentively and continued speaking.

“You are a tough old man, but I have certified this Soul Gem.

I have taken the Space Gem away, so no one in your universe will ever be able to collect all six gems.

You must understand what this means. This fucking means that the biggest crisis behind the Infinity Stones has been resolved by me.

Now the five remaining gems can be regarded as independent individuals, and they are still super artifacts that can fully utilize the power of the gems without worrying about causing more harm.

If this thing can only be used in your universe and is a bit useless to me and my friends, then it wouldn't be your turn to get it.

You don't want it, right?
Are you sure you don't want to?

Fine then, I’ll take it back right away…”

“Ahem…Tang, don’t be anxious.

Since it is a gift from you, I will of course accept it and keep it well. "

Odin interrupted Downton's teasing, controlled his divine power, and manipulated the Mind Gem to come in front of Frigga.

"My dear, you are more suitable for the Mind Stone than I am, so you will be the one to keep the gift that Downton gave us."

"Then you must give a sufficiently grand return gift, Your Majesty."

Frigga nodded gracefully, then controlled magic to grab the Mind Gem, and then made it into a sealed pendant and hung it on her chest.

Just as Frigga was using magic to refine the Mind Stone, a blue flame suddenly spread out from the skeleton at the top of the Ruyi Rod and rushed towards Downton along the Ruyi Rod.

but……

Feeling the erosion of the flames, although Donton didn't care at all, the Ruyi Stick was a little panicked.

Although the Ruyi Stick has seen a lot, it is sure that it has never seen the evil demon before.

What the hell is this evil method of refining treasure!
In order to avoid being completely swallowed by the flames, the Ruyi Stick grew longer against the wind and extended all the way. In a blink of an eye, it pushed the skeleton out of Asgard's atmosphere and the divine defense network above the atmosphere and rushed into the outer space.

At the same time, the flames in the skull's eye sockets moved slightly, and then his mandible opened and closed rapidly.

"Oh my god, where the hell is this, is this still the solar system?

Odin, is this handsome guy the new teammate you found for us? You really have a good eye!"

Having said that, the little evil spirit looked at Donton again with fire in his eyes.

Then, his skull continued to speak quickly to Donton.

"Well, Donton, right? Zainos has given in.

By the way, you don’t know who Zainos is, right? He is the spirit of vengeance in my body, and he has already surrendered.

At that moment, he seemed to have called his God, but God replied that he was out of service area.

Ahem, please send my body back. If you continue to dismember me like this, I won’t be able to recover from the form of Ghost Rider, haha.”

At the end, the skull even let out a dry laugh.

Looking at the Spirit of Vengeance with a friendly attitude, Donton patted his head with amusement and asked softly.

"Really? Has the thing inside you contacted your local God?

It's a pity that your local God is too weak. Unlike where I live, God, me and Lucifer are the only three real bosses.

Now that you have figured out what's going on, you should remind the spirit of revenge in your body and teach him how to talk to me!"

"Haha, no problem, no problem.

Please let me go quickly. I was very familiar with the cavemen back then. Now that place is called Zhoukoudian, maybe we are half-fellow villagers, because Zhoukoudian is my second home!
And, hahahahahahahahaha, you can make the disgusting thing in my body become as weak as it is now, which actually makes me happy, because I also don't like having such an uncontrollable thing in my body.

Donton, haha, I'm determined to make you my friend!
Let me come back quickly so I can get back to normal and we can have a drink together. It'll be Odin's turn!"

"That's it."

Listening to the little evil spirit's words, Donton grinned, then patted his skull again.

"You've really been to a cave on top of a mountain, and lived there for a long time?
No wonder even your curses sound so authentic, not bad."

As soon as he finished speaking, Donton gently patted the Ruyi stick, and the stick immediately shrank and returned to Donton's ear.

At the same time, Donton threw away the little evil spirit's head, and the little evil spirit's body recovered instantly, and the flames quickly dissipated from his body.

The hairy man who regained his human form quickly raised his hands and performed an ancient ritual to Donton.

Looking at the etiquette of the little evil spirit, Donton was slightly stunned. Why did he always feel that this etiquette was a little familiar?

Seeing that Donton didn't seem to know this etiquette, the little evil spirit was also stunned.

"Don't you know the ancient etiquette? Haha, this is what I learned when I was working under His Majesty the Qin Emperor.

Although I am a humble man, I have been promoted to the rank of Grand Chancellor. Your Majesty has also promised that after I conquer Rome, he will promote my title by two levels and let me become a duke.

If I hadn't been fighting in Rome when Your Majesty left, and hadn't received any news for six years, Liu Bang wouldn't have been able to become emperor.

Believe me, Tang, we can really be called fellow villagers.

After Odin and I dealt with the troubles of the Celestials, we have been living near Zhoukoudian. I am truly one of them, hahahaha!"

Amidst loud laughter, the little evil spirit returned to his seat carelessly and sat down opposite Donton.

Hearing what the little evil spirit said, Donton couldn't help swallowing.

What is the concept of Da Shuchang? Among the twenty ranks of nobility in the Qin Dynasty, this is already the eighteenth rank.

The only ones who could rank above the Great Shuchang were Guannei Hou and Che Hou.

This old fellow, Little Evil Spirit, actually worked in Central China, and it seemed that he worked extremely hard.

While Donton was daydreaming, the little evil spirit crossed his legs and waved to Odin nonchalantly.

"Odin, where are your fruits, your meat and wine? What are you waiting for here?

Please serve the food quickly. There’s no point in chatting without wine and food. It’s rare that we sit together for a meeting, so you should take me to eat something good, right?

Oh, by the way, sister Gu Yi and sister Wu Fengji, long time no see, haha.

Seeing that you are all in good spirits, I am happy for you too. Why don’t we talk about what we should drink next?
Beer or white wine?"

"what?"

Wu Fengji was a little stunned by the little evil spirit. Although it was the third time she met the old senior, it was the first time she saw the old senior so lively.

Next to Wu Fengji, Gu Yi quickly raised his hand and said.

"I drink tea."

"Drinking tea is good for your health, so give me some white tea, and I'll lose 40 kilograms first."

The little evil spirit nodded to Gu Yi, and then asked Donton.

"How about you, fellow, beer or white wine?
By the way, what era did you debut in, Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming or Qing?

You can't be here, right? But when I was an official, I had never heard of anyone like you, right?

Also, what's with that stick of yours? Why does it look so much like the Ruyi Jingu Bang? And even the words on the stick are "Ruyi Jingu Bang"?

You robbed the Heavenly Palace? You robbed the monkey? You are quite fierce, little brother! "

Just as the little evil spirit was chatting excitedly, more maids nervously brought wine and dishes.

Frigga waved her hand, and a long table appeared in front of everyone.

Although Asgard's food is beautiful, there is little dining etiquette at their table.

In other words, their dining etiquette is wild.

Seeing the food and wine coming, the little evil spirit, who had already known the rules of Asgard, directly picked up two huge warhammer legs.

After biting one of the Warhammer bull legs hard, he threw the other one to Donton.

“What happened just now was really ridiculous.

My dear brother, you know that it is not easy for me. There is a mountain cat beast in my head, and I am out of control at any time.

Logically speaking, guys like us who like to drink and eat meat with big mouthfuls of wine can become sworn brothers when we get together.

But the evil spirit in my body has ruined our relationship. Damn it, I'll drink first to show my respect!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the little evil spirit freed one hand, picked up the wine jar, and drank it down in one gulp.

As the wine rushed into the little evil spirit's stomach with a gurgling sound, Donton picked up the beef leg and took a bite with amusement.

The Asgard chefs have excellent skills, and the beef legs they cook without any additives are naturally mellow. After being cooked by the Asgard top chef, it is so soft, tender and fragrant that Downton was extremely satisfied with just one bite.

After swallowing nearly five pounds of Warhammer ox leg in a few mouthfuls, Donton raised the wine jar and toasted the little evil spirit from a distance.

"It's just a small matter, nothing to worry about. We can say that we didn't know each other until we fought."

"Brother, I'll do it, you can do whatever you want."

The little evil spirit put down the empty wine jar and burped beautifully.

Then he pulled out a box of Camel from the pocket of his beach shorts, twisted out a cigarette and threw it to Donton.

"Come on, brother, have a smoke, then you can listen to Odin's stories."

"No problem, tsk tsk, no problem."

Holding the little evil spirit's cigarette, Donton couldn't help but glance at the little evil spirit again.

He was certain that the little evil spirit had really learned this little trick from Zhongyuan!

(End of this chapter)