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Chapter 399: Shit!

Hearing Downton's teasing, Hulk was instinctively stunned for a moment.

He didn't understand why someone could make such a relaxed sound when seeing him extremely angry at the moment!

With this thought in mind, Hulk's two hands that were hitting Downton instantly accelerated, and Downton simply raised his hands and caught Hulk's attack head-on!

Feeling Downton's strength, Hulk suddenly let go of Downton's right leg with his hands, and instead grabbed Downton's hands that were holding his own hands.

It’s a bit confusing to say, but having four hands is indeed an advantage. The next moment, the two hands behind Hulk forcibly separated Downton’s hands!
However, Downton did not let go, but still held Hulk's shoulders tightly with his two hands.

This left him and Hulk in an open situation, so Hulk simply smashed his head into Downton's face.

The four-armed Hulk used his head to hit Downton extremely quickly, and his head was about to hit Downton's face in a blink of an eye.

Looking at Hulk's face that was distorted with anger, Donton couldn't help but curl his lips.

"You green piece of shit, are you trying to get close to me, bastard~"

While teasing, Downton kicked out his right leg fiercely, and the sole of his shoe hit Hulk's chin accurately!

Boom! ! !
After a loud bang, the shock wave spread instantly. Even under the protection of strong mental thoughts, the students floating in the surrounding sky moved towards the stands one after another.

The entire stadium shook violently, causing Peter and Gwen in the distant stands to show shocked expressions.

While the two little friends were shocked, Downton poked Hulk's face with his foot and said to Hulk with a smile.

“Tsk tsk, if you had used your current abilities to beat me up like the last time we met, I would have kneeled down and begged you not to beat me to death.

But it's a pity that during the days we missed each other, I have made considerable progress, boy.

In other words, have you ever been kicked at the speed of light, Hulk?"

Having said that, Downton withdrew his right foot, then exerted force with both hands, forcibly bending Hulk's four arms slightly.

Feeling Downton's movements, Hulk yelled at Downton while struggling with him desperately.

"Hulk is very angry..."

Snapped!
Before Hulk could finish his words, he was interrupted by an exceptionally crisp sound of a slap in the face.

The next moment, Downton raised his leg and swung his right calf in front of Hulk.

"You're mad at your mom, man, didn't you hear me asking you a question?

Have you ever been kicked by the speed of light?

If you don't know how to answer me, just open your mouth and learn from me, you know~
Because you were just kicked by the speed of light!"

"Aaaaaaaaaa Hulk is angry!!!"

At this moment, Hulk was so angry that even his body expanded as his anger continued to rise.

As his body swelled, bone spurs grew on his shoulders and both hands that pierced the muscles.

Feeling the bone spur gradually extending in his palm, Donton was slightly stunned.

"Are you going to be a hedgehog, man? Don't you know I can hedgehogs?
Fuck you, the national service Runtu is here!!!"

At this point, Downton exerted great strength with both hands and directly broke the bone spur that had just grown on Hulk's arm!

Just as Hulk paused slightly due to the pain of broken bone spurs, Downton exerted force with both hands to break free from Hulk's control and directly poked Hulk's eyes with two bone spurs!

Boom! ! !
After a muffled sound, the impact on Hulk's eyeballs made him close his eyes.

The moment he closed his eyes, Downton threw the bone spur away ruthlessly, and then punched Hulk with a series of heavy punches, forcing Hulk to retreat again and again!

The continuous shock waves caused the surrounding students' clothes to fly all over the place. Even with the protection of mental power, some students screamed loudly because of the exposure of their skirts and the looseness of their belts.

And Hulk...

As he was beaten back by the combination of punches, he let out increasingly loud roars!

With a rough and simple roar, Hulk's two hands behind his back suddenly slammed towards Downton!

This is probably the starting move of the famous Hulk Blaster, but unfortunately, Downton is faster than him, and Downton's absolute strength is not worse than his!
Without waiting for Hulk's hands to smash together, Downton directly intercepted Hulk's wrist.

Then, Downton kicked Hulk's shoes again and again, and forced them into Hulk's mouth!

Gaba!

After a loud snap, two of Hulk's teeth fell to the ground along with blood.

Donton retracted his right foot and gently pressed the ground twice with the sole of his shoe, while he spoke frivolously.

"Haha, Ousi Buyunlu, Hulk doesn't dislike you, so how can you dislike his mouth?

Are you kidding? No matter how smelly your mouth is, it is still much cleaner than a public toilet, right?
You can even go in and out of the public toilet, what else do you need a fucking mouth?
Wait, what did you say? You said my mouth stinks worse than the Hulk's?

Fuck you, my dear shoes, who the hell did you learn bad things from? Did it come from the little honey-smeared Thunderbolt? ? ? "

At this point, Donton's right foot, which was crushing the ground, suddenly gathered strength.

This action of accumulating power only lasted for a moment. Before Hulk was ready, Downton's right leg kicked Hulk's waist and abdomen like a meteor!
Hulk's body immediately bent like a straw, and at the same time, he broke through the wall of the stadium again like a missile, and then smashed countless buildings and rushed all the way to the Pacific Ocean.

In the gymnasium, Donton was seen smiling, putting his right hand in front of his eyes, and teasing softly.

"Tsk tsk, this water skip is so good~"

As he teased, Hulk's body continued to bounce across the surface of the Pacific Ocean at a speed close to two hundred and sixty times the speed of sound.

He did not stop until he was farther and farther away from New York, completely out of the sight of New Yorkers, and even the satellites could not keep up with his ejection speed.

Looking at the Hulk flying farther and farther away, Donton chuckled and shook his head.

"They are all a bunch of match-fixing bastards. If you had used four hands when fighting Thanos, I don't believe you would still be beaten into autism by Thanos!

By that time, Thanos should have been driven into autism by you!
Okay, you are timid in front of Thanos, but when you meet an outsider like me, you start to attack me hard. Do you fucking think you are a local resident of Beijing?
I’m tired of pressing shit!!!”

After cursing, Donton spat a mouthful of phlegm to the side, which directly smashed a hole in the wall of the gymnasium.

Seeing Donton spitting out RPG, the students around him swallowed their saliva in unison.

But after swallowing it, they all felt a little disgusted. After all, they seemed to be too cooperative with Downton, as if Downton was vomiting and they were taking it...

However, Donton had no time to pay attention to their thoughts. He just withdrew his mental power and let a group of students floating in the low sky fall onto the stands one after another.

At the same time, he turned on his communication device and spoke to Lex and others who were shouting and making various battle plans in the channel.

“Haha, guys, Daddy didn’t embarrass you. Even though the little Hulk grew four arms, he was easily kicked out of New York by Daddy.

Let me see where he lands. If nothing unexpected happens, it won't be long before he falls to the island country next to the distant Eastern Continent...
According to my guess, Hulk can't cause any big waves. At most, he can shake up half of the island country, and then he will fall into a deep sleep due to exhaustion."

"Wow……"

After hearing what Downton said, Tony, who had temporarily accessed the Human Union communication channel, couldn't help but speak while repairing the turbine of the helical carrier.

"You sound full of malice towards Japan, man, this seems like racial discrimination." "Haha, Tony, Downton is not only full of malice towards Japan, he is also full of malice towards Israel."

Lex added.

Hearing this, Tony nodded in understanding.

"I can understand that. After all, the Toyota shock in the 1970s did hurt America a bit.

As for the Jews, ahem, they are America’s forbidden fruit, haha~”

Amidst loud laughter, Tony felt a lot less stressed as he looked at the aerospace carrier which only needed its turbine to be repaired in order to be completely restored to normal.

The efficiency of the Lex trio is very high. Facing Hydra, which currently has no more superhuman trump cards to play, this group of superheroes is indeed a bit of a supermodel.

Although Clark got into a little trouble, Tony, Lex and Bruce alone were able to quickly suppress the entire mothership.

At the same time, Lex interrupted Tony's laughter and continued to speak to Downton on the channel.

“By the way, Don, Clark seems to be in some trouble.

His eyes... uh, his eyes burst out with power like Cyclops not long ago.

Although it was that strength that helped him smash the Hulk into New York, Clark's eyesight was affected and he now dared not open his eyes.

Have you heard of this situation? Is it because the environment of the Marvel Universe caused Clark's body to mutate? "

"Mutations???"

As soon as Lex finished speaking, before Downton could answer, Tony's voice rang out in the channel.

"Dude, you actually called Superman's heat vision a mutation???"

Tony asked in a very strange tone, and then he was surprised as if he was thinking about something.

"Wait, which DC universe are you from?

Logically speaking, your Batman has already been upgraded to the point where he uses the armor as a regular prop, so your timeline shouldn't be so advanced!

On one side is an over-upgraded Batman, and on the other side is a Superman who is so immature that he hasn’t yet mastered heat vision?
Wait, I haven’t mastered thermal vision yet…

Holy shit, no wonder I always felt like something was wrong, if Superman hasn’t mastered heat vision, then he can’t fly yet!

No wonder Superman is wearing a battle armor that is so cumbersome to him. Isn’t your Superman too young?

I finally figured out what’s going on with your hair, Lex!!!”

"My hair is because I take good care of it, Tony. I always feel that you are full of malice towards my hair!"

Lex immediately responded on the communication channel.

After Lex responded, Bruce spoke on the communication channel while taking care of Clark who had his eyes closed and dared not open them.

"So Clark's Kryptonian blood not only gives him great strength, but also other super powers?
Besides the thermal vision, can he fly on his own, otherwise you wouldn't have emphasized the armor he wears.

With your level of knowledge, you will be able to see that Clark's nano armor only has flying function.

So, you still consider a battle armor with only flying function as a burden, so Clark's flying speed should be faster than the battle armor?
Is this why he is called Superman?
Because he is versatile enough?
So how should Clark master the ability to fly?

Do you want me to take off his armor and throw him off the mothership?"

"what?"

As soon as Bruce finished speaking, Clark grabbed Bruce's arm.

Although the pain in his eyes prevented him from seeing Bruce clearly, he still spoke in Bruce's direction.

"Bruce, are you a monster?

Maybe and maybe not, but I am definitely not a fledgling eagle!
Throwing me directly from the sky, have you ever considered that maybe I don’t like the feeling of free falling?”

"I don't like the feeling of being a superhero. If there weren't so much trouble in the world, I would be happier, but life is always the opposite of what we want."

Bruce responded and patted Clark on the back to comfort the insecure Clark.

At the same time, at the door leading to the bridge of the aerospace carrier, Hill, with a little blood on his body, brought Coulson and others to the deck.

As they walked towards Bruce, Coulson said to Hill while holding the hot pistol.

"I just couldn't believe it, my God, I was just on vacation in Tahiti for two weeks, and I didn't recognize our world.

On one side, Hydra is hiding in SHIELD, or rather, their number is so large that SHIELD is built on Hydra.

On the other hand, Superman and Batman both popped up!

I only brought Captain America's collectible cards, I left the Superman cards at home!

If I had known that Superman would actually appear in the world, I would have taken out the card and asked for an autograph!"

Having said that, Coulson looked off into the distance nervously.

In his eyes, Superman, with his eyes tightly closed and holding Batman tightly, seemed to be glowing.

As they walked towards Bruce and Clark, Lex, who was responsible for repairing a turbine with Tony, spoke to Downton on the channel.

"It looks like Clark is in good shape, so I can continue my work with peace of mind.

As for Tang, without the Hulk, I'm afraid there won't be anything on the battlefield that can allow a big man like you to take action.

So, have fun next time?"

"Happy, of course happy, guess where I am now?
I was at fucking Midtown High, and I even got to see Jessica Jones!"

As Donton spoke, he came to Jessica, who had not yet fully recovered.

After listening to what Downton said, Lex and Bruce were slightly stunned. They, the two of them who didn't read comics much, hadn't yet caught up with Jessica's chapter.

It was Clark who spoke with his eyes closed.

"Jessica Jones, God, that poor bitch... Damn it, how can I say that, you've led me astray, you devil, Don!"

"Oh, yes, yes, it's all because of me that you were led astray, not because you read enough Marvel comics on the Internet during your adolescence?

Do you think I've never been young, boy?

But now Jessica hasn't met the Purple Man yet. Tsk tsk, she is as pure as a white lotus.

You guys mark her, and we'll go back and take care of the purple guy."

"It's you who wanted to mark him, Tang, so how do you want to mark him, like a lion urinating to mark its territory?
If so, I have more than a dozen villas in New York that I can lend you~"

Tony replied to Downton.

(End of this chapter)