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Chapter 309: Stinky Bitch

On the other hand, not long ago.

After Bajie said goodbye to his daughter in the front yard, he bumped into Zizhu'er who was being helped out of the door by her elder sister.

As Zizhu'er stepped out of the door, she saw the enemy she had been thinking about appear in front of her, and she was stunned for a moment.

She took a deep breath in surprise, and then couldn't help raising her hand and gently stroking her face.

Feeling the grooves from her fingertips, Zizhu'er was slightly startled and tears unconsciously slid down her face.

Seeing Zizhu'er crying, Bajie swallowed hard and quickly waved his hand and said.

"Don't act like this, I, Old Pig, hate to see this!
Crying and making people feel numb and itchy, it's really killing me!
I couldn't stand those young girls being so ignorant before, and now when I come here, I see that you are not decent either. How can I live with you?

Listen to me, we can't stay in this gloomy place anymore. My brother brought me here to find the monkey's roots. After we find it, you can leave with me and find a job under my brother's hand!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Bajie walked up to her, cursing, and pushed her away.

"This old woman, can she not walk without your support?

You young man, hurry up and get up. I am here for you. Go and serve my brother!"

At this point, Bajie became serious. He grabbed Zizhuer's old wrist and spoke solemnly.

"You old woman, you have lived in this mountain valley with your daughters for too long. You don't know how high the sky is and how deep the earth is. You only know how to sit in a well and look at the sky.

Then I have to tell you about my brother's greatness!"

As he spoke, he signaled to his elder sister with his eyes to listen carefully, and then he spoke to Zizhuer, whose eyes were full of scrutiny.

"You bitch, you have walked in heaven before, so you haven't forgotten everything about heaven, have you?"

"Oh, you idiot, you are still so stupid, how could I... forget it?

Heaven is not a place for human beings to live, but I wonder what shameful things have happened in the heaven you are talking about? "

In response to Bajie's question, Zizhu'er took a deep breath and continued slowly.

As she spoke, tears streamed down her face, and her withered hand unconsciously escaped from Bajie's claws.

Bajie was already the Altar Purifier and had long ago attained immortality. Even after so many years, he was still very young.

But I don't have the fruit of immortality, and I lost my foundation in the disaster of Journey to the West that year.

He should have lived for more than three thousand years, but now he is only seven hundred years old, and he has become old and frail, and has become like this.

If you say you don't despise yourself, how can you not despise yourself?

The more beautiful I was, the more regrets I had, and the more I disliked myself at this moment...

But Zizhu'er wanted to escape, and this time Bajie became more excited. He grabbed Zizhu'er's hand as she was trying to escape.

This time, not only Zizhu'er was stunned, but even the older sister next to her couldn't help but look at Bajie with admiration.

Being looked at like this by the junior, Bajie felt a little uncomfortable, so he spoke quickly.

"Don't be so petty, you bitch. I'm counting on you to support me in front of my brother.

I brought you a treasure. It was earned by me when I was traveling west. I will give you a surprise later.

As for now, listen carefully. I, Old Pig, am not joking. No matter how surprised you are, what you hear is true!

Just an hour ago, I, Old Pig… fought my way to the Heavenly Palace, all the way to the High Heaven Palace!”

"What???"

Zizhu'er was still feeling touched one second ago, but the next second she raised her hand and gave Zhu Bajie a big slap.

"I thought you were going to say something, but you're just trying to bluff me. You..."

"Why are you slapping me, you stinky bitch? If you don't believe me, just look!

This is the human seed bag given to me by the Great Sage Brother. My mission here is to follow the Great Sage Brother, together with Erlang Shen, and the Bull Demon King from the Flaming Mountain, to go to the heaven to rescue Nezha from his mortal realm!
I followed my brother all the way into Li Tianwang's palace. After my brother seized the king's pagoda, Nezha beat the king to death!
Then we killed our way all the way to the Lingxiao Palace, killing so many that even Tathagata Buddha came over. I also used the human seed bag my brother gave me to capture a Samantabhadra Bodhisattva!"

Having said that, Bajie took off the human seed bag from his waist and opened it. Immediately, countless golden lotuses grew out of the human seed bag, and countless spiritual auras overflowed from the bag.

Seeing such a charming aura and Samantabhadra glaring at him in the charming aura, Bajie quickly patted Zizhu'er's hand.

"Hurry up and suck it, what are you waiting for? This is the gift I prepared for you, a bitch!
You lost your vitality back then, and I knew it wasn’t easy for you, so I brought a Bodhisattva to keep you alive, and you…”

Snapped!
"You are really out of your mind and have a guts. That's the living Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, one of the Four Great Bodhisattvas of Lingshan. How dare you...how dare you...this will cause a disaster!!!" Before Bajie could finish his words, Zizhu'er challenged him again.

While knocking Bajie unconscious again, Zizhu'er hurriedly tied the human bag and blocked the Sanskrit sounds that just came out of the bag.

Looking at the bad guy in front of her, Zizhuer felt moved and heartbroken.

I thought he was talking nonsense again, but the Bodhisattva cannot be false, how could I not recognize such a great man!

But this... How could I have deserved to cause this bad guy to get into such a big trouble!
Thinking of this, she tied the bag tremblingly and continued to speak to Bajie.

"You damned evil creature, Heaven can no longer hold you, and I don't know how long I can hide you here, so just hide for one day, the worst that can happen is that we will die together!
But you must do your best to take care of my daughters!
Since the Monkey King you mentioned has real abilities, could you ask him to send your daughters to a safe place?
You two should just hide with me. I think this day has been too irritating, so I will accompany you to make trouble for the last time..."

"You stinky bitch, why are you slapping me?!"

Suddenly, Bajie grabbed Zizhuer's wrist and shouted to her with misty eyes.

"Woman, you have long hair but little knowledge. I can even take Samantabhadra away from old Tathagata, and you dare to look down on my brother the Great Sage!
To be honest with you, my brother is much more powerful than Tathagata. Tathagata was beaten by him and ran away in fear.

It's just that this old monk has many tricks and it's hard to kill him all at once, so my brother let him live for a while so that he can find a way to kill him completely!"

Having said that, Bajie quickly pushed his eldest daughter, who had a look of astonishment on her face.

"You young man, don't stay here, go and entertain my brother.

If you serve him well, he might give all the treasures in the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea to you sisters to play with!

I want to talk to your mother about some serious matters. Children should not get involved in adult conversations. Go ahead!"

"Ah this..."

Faced with Bajie's scolding, the eldest sister looked at her mother nervously.

Facing her daughter's inquiring eyes, Zizhu'er let out a long breath, then nodded nervously, and grabbed her daughter's hand and said.

"Go, silly child, the Bodhisattva in this bastard's hand must be real, and that Great Sage brother must be extremely powerful in the Three Realms!!!

Tell your sisters to be careful and not to offend that kind of person. I will have a word with him... and your godfather!"

After she finished speaking, Zizhuer couldn't help but turn her head away, feeling a little shy.

Bajie grinned.

"You've become my godfather. I thought they were both ours, but it turns out they are the little spiders you adopted.

But then again, is what you said true or not? Was the child really adopted?
I just saw clearly that there was a spider that looked so stupid, it looked like the offspring of me, old pig..."

Snapped! ! !
Another big slap hit Bajie in the face, and Bajie was stunned.

"Why did you hit me again, you stinky bitch?"

"Bullshit, you damn bastard, you even treat your own daughter as a disgrace!

Stupid, stupid, you are the stupidest one!!!"

While cursing, Zizhu'er dragged Bajie into the room. When she was about to close the door, she gave her eldest daughter a serious look.

Seeing her mother's serious expression, the eldest sister nodded heavily, and then went to the front yard to wait to entertain Downton.

After Zizhu'er dragged Bajie into the room and closed the door, she hurriedly asked.

"Bajie, what is the background of that Great Sage?"

"Hey, I knew you were concerned about this. My brother the Great Sage has transcended the Three Realms and does not belong to the Five Elements. He is a powerful being that even the Jade Emperor and Laojun have to bow down to!
Don’t worry about these for now, just quickly absorb the essence that the Bodhisattva has released and recover.

I also have a Dingyan Pearl that I got on the journey to the West. I'm giving it to you to save your mana and tighten your spiritual energy.

If I let my brother see you in this old state, he will laugh at me for having no taste. You better give me a good face...!"

"You idiot!!!"

Hearing this, Zizhu'er could no longer hold back and immediately stuffed Bajie into her arms.

One of them turned into a giant spider, and the other turned into a giant wild boar. In a blink of an eye, they rolled along the main house towards the Pansi Cave, especially the underground cave leading to the Zhuogu Spring.

Fifth chapter is here. Having written this far, the plot of Black Myth is about to come to an end.

In a couple of days I’ll see how my recovery is going, then play some Warhammer Space Marines and vomit, and then consider whether I should write Warhammer.

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(End of this chapter)